Storm Fupas Form Blubber Blockade At Major South End Intersection, Preventing School Bus From Moving Because They’re Mad About Meth Miles


It’s a well known fact that former Boston Mayor Marty Walsh allowed a significant portion of the South End to basically be a junkie haven where drugs were legalized. This area, known as Meth Mile, literally had cages built in it during the pandemic so that the junkies would be in one contained area where they could spread disease and drugs amongst themselves. Apparently this upsets some local storm fupas who decided to blockade the intersection of Malnea Cass Blvd and Mass Ave, as the police stood by and allowed a school bus full of kids and other civilians to be blockaded.





I can’t believe I’m living in a world where it’s generally accepted that it’s OK for any dumpsterslug with a megaphone to blockade traffic without facing any consequences, simply because they have a cause that they believe is so important that it justifies denying freedom to law abiding citizens on public roads. Why do the cops allow this to happen? I’m not blaming individual officers, who are doing as they are told. I’m asking why the City of Boston, or any municipality, seems to think that blocking traffic is allowed under the First Amendment? It’s not. And any protester who does that deserves to get run over. Period.

We need leaders with balls to protect citizens from mobs like this. Would they EVER allow anti-abortion, anti-mask, or pro-wall protesters to do this? Of course not. Because only some causes are so important that taking away liberty away from others is justified. The government will decide what those causes are.

Luckily Florida, the most functional and greatest state in our country, is run by the most BASED governor of all time – Ron “Heavy D” DeSantis. Last month he signed into law an anti-mob bill that makes blocking the road like this a crime, and forces anyone participating it to spend at least one night in jail. Of course Democrats are whining about it.

“You don’t want us on the streets. You don’t want us to kneel at games. You don’t want us to shut down the streets,” Sen. Shevrin Jones, D-West Park, told his Republican colleagues on the Senate floor last week. “Our response to injustice is to protest, but your response is to criminalize it when the recourse for us is to turn to the streets to make our voices heard in this unjust system.”

No, we just want you to protest like normal, law abiding citizens. And the NFL is a private company that can institute any rules they want. You can stand on the sidewalk with your cardboard signs and cliche slogans, and yell into the void. But if you did that nobody would pay attention to you because nobody gives a shit about what you’re saying. You don’t have the right to make people care. People are allowed to not give a shit and drive to the grocery store without a blubber blockade preventing them from doing so.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Elroy Jetson
    May 17, 2021 at 12:02 am

    Back when I was growing up – this behavior would’ve been known as something like Disorderly Conduct, Breaching the Peace, Disturbing, Creating a Public Nuisance. One could actually be arrested for it and in some states, doing so in certain situations – at airports, funerals, etc. The charge was a felony. Boy the times have changed since JFK.

  • Ron Jeremy
    May 16, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    If that was me there being blocked by that fat ugly dumpsterslug with that megaphone, I would have matted the gas and run that bitch cunt over and turn her into instant street pizza!!

  • Hu Fartted
    Hu Fartted
    May 16, 2021 at 11:10 am

    This is great. Nothing pisses people off more than having to deal with assholes blocking traffic.

  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    May 16, 2021 at 5:59 am

    I love Meth Mile. My teeth are rotting out of my head as I type.

  • The King, Elvis Presley
    May 15, 2021 at 7:45 pm

    Former addict?

    Was she shooting Ham into her veins?

    …I’m saying she’s a walrus. Just as the sun sets, and the moon rises… Nobody wants to help a fucking walrus.

    • Michael Jackson, The King of Kids assholes
      May 18, 2021 at 1:28 pm

      Shut your cum catcher Saulnier. Go play Brady Bunch with that geriatric broad.

  • CONN
    May 15, 2021 at 11:35 am

    Wow. Lululemon making yoga pants out of Kevlar now. Amazing.

  • Officer O’Flaherty
    May 15, 2021 at 9:14 am

    Not my job man,

  • Mike Gaffney's ED meds
    May 15, 2021 at 5:56 am

    So after all that mooing and cud-chewing, all those traffic blockers do is make people hate them… and their cause. If some gunty bloated she-Zeppelin blocked me from going from A to B to protest, say, killing puppies and grandmas, I would immediately be for killing puppies and grandmas. That’s just science.
    Next time those angry hamplanets should orbit their way to a Weight Watchers and protest spoons for making them fat. Maybe organize a boycott

  • Queen aka Dot girl
    May 15, 2021 at 12:44 am

    Hmmmmm, wonder what all you making derogatory comments look like?
    You don’t like what they’re doing, why feel the need to mention their body shape or clothing?
    I have heard Turtle boy’s other half was not so pleasingly plump.

    • Shut Up, Fatso…
      May 15, 2021 at 12:51 am

      That is all.

    • Inflamed Anus
      Voice of reason
      May 15, 2021 at 7:00 am

      Well Queen, TB’s wife and those that are making comments here aren’t BLOCKING FUCKING TRAFFIC!! Now wipe the jelly off your chin and go for walk.

    • WTF
      May 15, 2021 at 8:40 am

      I think the ass would be fine if the legs were more proportionate.
      If you’re going to rock a nice fat ass like that you should also have thick calves.

    • kyle
      May 15, 2021 at 4:48 pm

      To be fair, since I know I’m overweight, I’m not dumb enough to wear stupid shit like that. I do this crazy shit called “wearing clothes that fuckin fit”. Maybe, if she wore something that didn’t make her look like a fuckin idiot, people wouldn’t comment about it. Also, when you’re a FUCKING ASSHOLE that blocks traffic, you deserve what you get. As previous comments have said, IDGAF what your cause is, if you block the road preventing me from getting to work on time or getting to where I want to go, you’ve lost any and all hope of me wanting to help, listen, or give a flying fuck about your cause.

  • Cleamus
    May 14, 2021 at 10:49 pm

    Now there is a group who knows how throw their weight around.

  • Cherie Robinson
    May 14, 2021 at 6:05 pm


    • @Cherie^^^
      May 15, 2021 at 2:12 pm

      Actually, no.
      A “community” does NOT look like that. At least not a healthy, functioning, self-respecting and contributing-to-society-rather-than-leeching-off-of-it community.

      And why? Because everybody is AT. FUCKING. WORK.

      So, again…no.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Quint
    May 14, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    The taxidermy man’s gonna have heart attack when he sees what I brought em!

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    May 14, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    Nothing my truck with the plow mounted couldn’t fix! Fuck it, I got all summer to fix the cutting edge if it breaks after wind rowing those fat shits to the side! I think the 1 in purple might trip my blade, but I can back up and angle it a bit more to get her off the road if that happens.

    P.S. Question, how many of those pasty white hogs do you think the n!g in the video raw dogged?

  • MassAss
    May 14, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    Hey freedom of speech assholes. Yes you. The whale you speak of is a recovering addict. The woman beside her her son was murdered. So STFU and stop it. This is coming from a Republican.

    • Inflamed Anus
      You ignorant pig
      May 14, 2021 at 4:40 pm

      Who gives a fuck, the syphilis you got from fucking the fat pin cushion is attacking your brain! The fact she’s a fucking addict, (no such thing as a former addict, she will always be a drug addict, she just allegedly isn’t currently using) and the other ones son got killed doesn’t give them the right to block traffic and prevent people from going about their lives!!

      • Ignorance Is Not Always Bliss
        May 15, 2021 at 8:44 am

        Looks like you are the ignorant one.
        I believe it says a recovering addict, and there is such a thing.
        What do you have now you heartless bitch?
        Fat, pig, loser, junkie, ignorant?
        I know you will respond.
        People like you strive to insult.

    • Captain Trips
      A Megaphone and pajama pants
      May 14, 2021 at 6:37 pm

      What’s her addiction? Food?

    • Hey, MassAss…
      May 15, 2021 at 12:49 am

      Who killed her son? Was it a honky?
      Or better yet, was it a honky cop?
      What’s that you say? It was another black dude?

      Where’s the fucking outrage? Where’s the fucking March?

      Suck a bag of dicks, ass-face..

    • Linda Coralyn
      Done with this shit
      May 16, 2021 at 4:17 pm

      All for freedom of speech. From the sidewalk. These people are impeding my freedom of movement. It’s technically kidnapping. Their history – drug addiction, death – has no connection to why these non working citizens are blocking cars. They’re blocking cars cause they need everyone to be as hopeless and unproductive as them. But really loudly.
      bidens answer to a great america.

  • Jim Crow 2.0
    May 14, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    Why does anyone complain that the city took all the hopeless, loser junkies and put them in one area away from the public where they can eat each other and die off? Best thing Marty did

    • FUCK YOU
      May 14, 2021 at 10:34 pm

      The people complaining are the ones in those nice Brownstones!!! Their quality of life has been stolen!!

      • Inflamed Anus
        May 15, 2021 at 7:06 am

        Exactly what brownstones on Melina Cass Blvd?

  • Linda Coralyn
    Orcas communicating
    May 14, 2021 at 2:29 pm

    Don’t any of these people have mirrors they could have glanced at before they left their homes? Way uglier than the meth mile, just saying…

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    May 14, 2021 at 12:57 pm

    Glad I’m off today. I drive by that cesspool 5 days a week. BPD DONT GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE after the ruling they cant use rubber bullets or tear gas

  • The Cashell family from Lexington street in woburn
    May 14, 2021 at 12:29 pm

    This is basically what the cops are going to do, and who can blame them? Why get into with these people when the mayor and the city council won’t back you up? Better off to stand back and watch, they also know these hogs can only stand up for a short period of time, so they move all my after a while anyways.

    May 14, 2021 at 12:01 pm

    Meth-Mile is what the Liberal Boston Globe named that area. People that work in that area call it NARCANASTAN. Totally wrong the the City and State let’s this open drug den to continue to happen. Some guy from that neighborhood got in trouble for picking up needles and bringing them to Charlie “Cuck” Bakers house. So people that live near there have to live with it but not Baker.

  • Confucious Confused
    May 14, 2021 at 11:58 am

    What are these land whales protesting exactly? Small portion sizes at Popeyes? I literally have no idea what they are bleating on about.

    • The fupas are coming the fupas are coming
      May 14, 2021 at 12:42 pm

      It’s funny, they voted for this shit now they are out in the streets crying about it. If you dont want open air drug markets in your neighborhood or rampant crime then stop voting demokkkrat! You voted in these retatds and gave them the power to do this in your neighborhood. You think you would ever see a cage filled with junkalopes in Charlie parker’s hood? I think not, parker would have the cops and dpw shut that shit down real fast and everyone there would be in jail for various charges. If you really think these parasitic politicians give a fuck about you. and not your votes to stay in power along with the money. then you’re truly that retarded and should be brought out back and put out of your sad existence.

      Btw this is not directed at you! It’s a general statement to all the retards out there reading who keep voting demokkkrat with the same end result…

  • More Of The Same
    May 14, 2021 at 11:32 am

    Time theft is one of the most powerful weapons used exclusively by the left. As if the economic cost of those people’s very existence isn’t damaging enough they go and pull this shit. For Christ’s sake let the good people get back to paying for your worthless lives.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    May 14, 2021 at 11:25 am

    The humpback with the mega phone is one again testing the man made material strength of the kevlar pants she’s wearing. Once again- putting ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

  • bill fleming
    May 14, 2021 at 11:21 am

    Are you telling me when the cops gave the protesters the Care Bear stare it didn’t work?

  • Hitler, yup...Hitler.
    May 14, 2021 at 10:54 am

    Throughout the riots I had one distinct thought that would better all of humanity.

    Megaphones should be banned- period.

    Every fat sailboat armed liberal with visible gunt, shouts their own brand of asshole alliteration affluvia. Silence is violence! Black lives matter! Only when its safe!

    The chants of the retards that make me want to commandeer Grave Digger and roll over all of them like soft useless meatbags.

  • Intermountain West
    May 14, 2021 at 10:36 am

    I have to disagree with you that Florida is greatest/most functional. While I agree Florida is near the top, I would argue Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho take 1, 2, 3. We have some of the most friendly 2nd Amendment laws, and as such, we have very little crime. As for being functional, lots of productive farming, cattle ranches, logging, etc. People working hard making an honest living while respecting our neighbors and law enforcement. The way life is supposed to be.
    I’d also add eastern Oregon & Washington. While Portland was burning to the ground, there was a BLM/Antifa protest in Pendleton, Oregon. Many of the downtown roofs had armed civilians looking down at them. They never came back. That’s how we deal with that shit!

    • Vasili Borodin
      May 14, 2021 at 10:52 am

      I would like to live in Montana. And marry a round woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck… maybe even a “recreational vehicle.” And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?

      • Smarten up
        May 14, 2021 at 11:01 am

        Take your hunt for red October shit and stuff it fuck nut !

    • Kristi Noem
      May 14, 2021 at 10:56 am

      When I think of Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, and the Dakotas, it’s always positive. You never hear anything bad about those states. On the other hand, mention California, New York, Ohio, etc. and it’s almost always something negative.

  • CONN
    May 14, 2021 at 10:30 am

    I’m really concerned about the lady in the purple. Her posture is way off and she should be checked for sever scoliosis.

  • Kike Stomper
    May 14, 2021 at 10:21 am

    Imagine if 10 disgruntled trump supporters did this same exact thing in Boston lmao… the cops woulda had that shit shut down instantly, and all involved would’ve been arrested and charged with everything they could possibly think of. All we would be hearing about is the poor, terrified, school kids on the bus, and It would definitely be making national news.

  • Fartrell Cluggins
    May 14, 2021 at 10:19 am

    People still mad about that? Crack haidz RAN dem muffuckin streetz when dat shih happen. Y’all worried about nuffin!

  • Judge Dread
    May 14, 2021 at 10:07 am

    I’d let the fat broad do with me with a strap.

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