Sucks We Didn’t Get Credit For Breaking The High Five Friday Story, But The Important Part Is That Northampton SJWs Have Become A National Embarrassment
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So our inbox is flooded lately with updates about all these national and even international media outlets reporting on the Northampton High Five Friday you first read about here on Turtleboy Sports. From left wing outlets like the New York Times and Yahoo
To right wing outlets like Fox News and Milo
It was even featured at the 18:55 mark on the O’Reilly Factor last night.
Are we salty that we didn’t get credited for this? Obviously. I mean, our whole goal is to spread the Turtleboy Sports Revolution to EVERYONE, and being credited for a story like this to the entire country certainly would’ve helped. Because the bullshit we expose in New England happens in communities all across the country. And the Turtleboy brand needs to expand to new places. We need more Turtleboy’s everywhere. This certainly would’ve given us that opportunity, but it’s not the end of the world. We got 500 new followers on Facebook yesterday and we’re averaging 100,000 people on the site every day this week. Eventually it will be impossible to ignore Turtleboy, and they’ll be begging us to cite them.
But at the end of the day the important part here is that the story got out. And we know, and you know, that this story simply does not exist if we don’t report on it. The gutless police chief and superintendent wanted to make this go away with no press because they knew how bad it would like. We took that option away from them, and here we are now.
Anyway, the only part about this story that’s missing is the email that the police chief sent to her officers, explaining that the program was ending. I know the NPD reads this blog, so we’d love it if one of them could forward that email to firstname.lastname@example.org. I understand that you’re probably worried about your job if you did that, and understandably so. In that case, you could always just take a picture or screenshot it on your phone, and then email that to us or send it to us on a burner account on Facebook. All names will be redacted. Just a thought.
Bottom line is, we love you people for sending us so many amazing stories. We’re really making a difference spreading the good word to people all across this land, and we couldn’t do it without turtle riders doing covert operations everywhere. Keep being the greatest people on God’s green earth.
P.S. This back and forth between SJW’s on the New York Times article might be the saddest and yet most hilarious thing I’ve ever read.
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