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Tangerine Man Who “Randomly” Showed Up To Thank Bitch Tits And Grundlestiltskin Is A Creeper From Wincentucky Who Might Actually Be A Former Marine But Still Seems Shady

 

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Yesterday during the live show Uncle Turtleboy said he wanted to find out the identity of tangerine man, who randomly stopped by their protest outside of Worcester Courthouse to thank Grundlestiltskin and Bitch Tits for their great work harassing police officers and other municipal workers.

Everyone wanted to know who tangerine man was. He just randomly happened to be there, saw Bitch Tits and Grundy, came over to shake their hands, and told them his life story about being a “former marine” who “studied law,” and went to school to become a cop before ending his own dream voluntarily due to the fact that he suddenly believed all cops were pigs.

Everything he said to them sounded staged.

“It’s guys like you that are gonna make a difference.”

“I served in the marines, I took my oath, I did my thing.”

I’ve never heard a marine ever refer to themselves as a former marine. I also find it hard to believe that anyone who served their country would be dumb enough to look up to Bitch Tits and Grundy.

As soon as he left Grundy said this.

“We have support on the streets.”

The timing was just too perfect. They’re trying to make it seem like wherever they go people are thanking them for being losers, and then right on cue tangerine man shows up and sucks Josh’s 3 inch womb broom. Sounds legit.

Tangerine man’s name is Tim Wazal, and he’s from Winchendon, AKA Winchentucky. He also knows karate, and is quick with a hatchet, so if any Injuns wanna mess with him, they’re shit out of luck.

As you can imagine, he’s extremely creepy.

And our sources tell us he’s infamous for messaging random chicks on Facebook. One of those.

Is he really a marine? Well he’s got this posted on his page.

I guess that looks like him.

And he posted this one too.

If that wasn’t his Dad, and he hadn’t served in the marines, then that would mean that all of these people are in on it too.

So maybe he’s telling the truth, I don’t know. Something just seems off about this guy because the marines is the first thing he mentions, and he’s constantly promoting it on social media, and marines clothing.

Oh, and he’s a Dad based on this picture

Unlike the scumbags he claims to admire, he doesn’t seem to have many Google trophies. And his story about working down the street MIGHT be legit, considering his pants were covered in paint and he’s got a website advertising himself as a painter.

Anyway, there’s gotta be more to this guy and we wanna know everything. So send us a message on Facebook or email if you’ve got a hot tip.

 

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60 Comment(s)
  • ouzsihsiuxhs
    October 26, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    When is the US military won a war? ww2

    THEY HAVE LOST EVERY WAR SINCE

  • Silencio Dogood
    October 26, 2019 at 2:48 am

    his wet nap to be a cop has gone up the old wazal, to the benefit of society and the brothers in blue. Tim appears to be a radioactive form of Josh, a clone gone wrong and given a man’s voice, or some such science fiction, staged outside the Courting House.

  • Anonymous
    October 26, 2019 at 1:10 am

    I fuckin love that you guys know that we call winchendon winchentucky lmao. I laughed so hard when I saw that in the title. and we call Winchester NH winchestertonvilletucky made my night.

  • Judge dread
    October 24, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Have him publish his dd-214

  • Bill the Goat from USNA
    October 24, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    No actual Marine describes himself or herself as a “former” Marine. Once a Marine, always a Marine, and the “M” is always capitalized.

    Or as we’re fond of calling them, “Bullet catchers.” But they’re OUR bullet catchers, and we love them for it.

    • TheRifleman
      October 24, 2019 at 5:51 pm

      Wrong. It’s “former” , never “ex” unless you were dishonorably discharged. As a former Marine who has not retired or been medically retired I can not wear the uniform, because I am a former Marine, if I was a Marine I could , get it?

    • Dipshit
      October 25, 2019 at 11:48 am

      Clearly you were never a Marine Bill. Former Marine is the correct term, never ex. Good effort though

  • M
    October 24, 2019 at 10:54 am

    Where in Christ do you find a sweatshirt that color? Was in the clearance bin at Rusty’s Dollar Store?

    • A relic ftom the past
      October 24, 2019 at 11:20 am

      Its an old MDC lifeguard sweatshirt.

  • Sam
    October 24, 2019 at 12:04 am

    This guy really let himself go.
    maybe that’s why he tells people that he was a Marine. I have no idea, but I do enjoy the hatchet pic!

  • M. Webb
    October 23, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Hey you fancy people. My buddies told me about TURTLEBOYSPORTS today. So far so good. Laugh riot. I have some fancy stories. Anybody else here from Connecticut?

    • God Bless America
      October 23, 2019 at 10:33 pm

      CT in the HOUSE!!! Everyone is very welcoming! Welcome !LET IT RIP!

  • Mr. Bubba
    October 23, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Well, Marines are quite notorious for being very proud of being Marines. So yeah, he probably is a Marine.

  • Cheddah
    October 23, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    If Pumpkin Man’s act wasn’t staged, his primary intention for approaching these turds was just to let everyone know that he was in the Marines. I know this type all too well..
    There’s no doubt that the Marine Corps is the most bad ass branch of service out of the 4 (5 if you count the Coast Guard) but unfortunately we have roughly about 5% of us that are complete odd-balls and can’t help but embarrass us in almost every facet possible.. It’s very frustrating.
    Usually these guys were fat bodies, slow to pick up rank, never got laid, and pretty much got hazed all the time.
    Pumpkin Man here is that guy..

    • ODDball
      October 23, 2019 at 9:50 pm

      I thought the same thing. I think 5% is accurate.

  • Ol Biddy
    October 23, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    What a bunch of shitheads. Literally, when it come to Ol Biddy.

  • Private Pyle
    October 23, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    How can you tell if someone was ever in the service? Don’t worry they’ll tell you.

  • Mark
    October 23, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Something strange, about people who identify to the max, with something. That happened twenty years ago. Al Bundy comes to mind.

    • Fagwell
      October 24, 2019 at 12:54 pm

      Thanks for sharing. Thought of your ass as a cunt much? How many years you fruity fuck?

  • U.R Brown
    October 23, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    Chances are that this marine knows very little of the story, and the version he did get is fictional. He was probably asskissed and promised things for him to act that way. He was pretty overboard IMO. You’d think Josh just got back from Iraq.
    So I call fair play by TB on this one. They didn’t go at the marine much at all. They informed more people and the guy will know soon or already does.

  • God Bless America
    October 23, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    God bless America! This guy served for our country so YOU can write your little ‘satire’ blog.

    And to add insult to injury, YOU were shitting on tow truck girl for not standing for the anthem. Perhaps, you should slow down and THINK before you put pen to paper.

    You all should be ashamed of yourselves for publishing this rubbish!

    • Cute Chick
      October 23, 2019 at 9:31 pm

      I find KoPectate helps….

      • Silly pants
        October 23, 2019 at 11:08 pm

        MiraLAX would be better, silly pants!

    • God Bless My Ass
      October 23, 2019 at 9:54 pm

      Wrap yourself in the flag much?

      You don’t know what that guy’s motives for serving were. The armed forces offers a lot to those who join, maybe he was trying to better his station in life, and fair fucks for him if he did.

      But I’m not buying his motivation to get through Parris Island was the thought of some guy writing a blog.

      And Hot Encore Girl ignoring the anthem – in court no less – indefensible. TB was well within his rights for slaying her for that shit.

      • Silly pants
        October 23, 2019 at 10:21 pm

        It was a city meeting , silly pants

        • Got me there
          October 23, 2019 at 10:27 pm

          Well played, I did think it was a court proceeding, and for that I give you a like.

          Her day in court is coming though!

  • Pumpkin Eater
    October 23, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    EXTREME Before and After pics. A good example of what NOT to do. It seems Pumpkin Man ATE the other guy!! Bwahahahhahaaaa!!!!

  • Titty fucks titty fuck
    October 23, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    What’s the mystery? They go the the same surgeon for their silicon implants

  • Star wars
    October 23, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    What makes this gentleman creepy? Is it because he is wearing an orange sweatshirt? I am pretty sure Turtle Chick wore a star wars t-shirt during one of the lives shows. What turtleboy crazy label shall we assign to her?

  • Amateur Hour
    October 23, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    It seems like you are obsessed with JA. I think you posted something like 4 or 5 articles this week…and it’s only Wednesday!

    You guys appear to be getting desperate. First you ask for money , now you need our help investigating this gentleman?

    By the way, I just watched another show on Youtube, Uncle , were you hiding in the bathroom during the show? lol

    • Professional minute
      October 23, 2019 at 10:23 pm

      It seems to me your obsessed with Turtle Boy. But that’s okay, I’m obsessed with your mama!

  • Hugh Mungous
    October 23, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    The fact he may have Been a MARINE Says nothing about the fact he’s now a fat piece of shit. Leonard Lawrence lives.I’m a Proud graduate of the University of Parris Island, class of 82. So FOAD

  • Wicked Cute Glasses With Wicked Cute Cum Stains
    October 23, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    According to Audit news sources, Josh lets orangeman shit on tow truck girls face for $300.
    For $500 and a suck off from Josh, orange man gets to throw axes at HTTG but has to promise to miss. Joa allegedly eats ass for free according to tabloid news

  • whatevuh
    October 23, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    A lot of marines like to brag that they were in the marines, they wear their logos wherever they go, and that’s fine. I know one little twirp that talks big time about being in the marines, except he forgets to mention he ran a typewriter in the states, he looks too weak to hold up a rifle, I laugh every time I hear him talking . . . .

  • Fucking Queers
    October 23, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Man this site is full of a bunch of queers.
    Maybe if any of you ever served in the armed forces you’d understand why that’s a proud part of this mans life.
    This writers biggest accomplishment in life is that he’s a ‘Turtleboy Blogger’ hahahahaha NOW that’s something to be proud about!

    • Not Josh
      October 23, 2019 at 6:04 pm

      Hi Josh

  • runs in the family
    October 23, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Or is that the dinner bell?

  • Roger
    October 23, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    Just because he served in the military, doesn’t mean he deserves respect. I give respect to soldiers on an individual level. With that said, fuck that guy. He’s just trying to gangbang that fat whore of a wildebeest. I’m curious to see what comes of this

  • had enough
    October 23, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Everyone wants to know who he is? No, YOU wanted to know who he was and asked everyone else if they wanted to know. Sure, we’d like to know, but I would never shit on a man in the marines unless he really deserved it, and shaking hands with someone you hate doesn’t constitute someone who deserves it in my book. oh, and you can look me up if you want as you suggested in the other comments you were going to do to the people who were giving the thumbs down, (I think you SHOULD do that on that one, you can clearly tell those were people that were friends of the “raciest’ cat peed on her book bag person) but i’m not dumb enough to use my own phone or computer. You’re so mad at these 2 idiots (and well you should be, I can’t stand either one of the idiots either) that you are looking at other people that have nothing to do with this.

    • Yeah cause your full of shit.
      October 23, 2019 at 5:00 pm

      Paranoid much? Sounds like you dig the kiddy porn if you go through such elaborately silly methods to protect your online anonymity. Volunteering to invade countries for a paycheck is nothing to be proud if there brown or yellow.

      • had enough
        October 23, 2019 at 7:00 pm

        yes well, according to Josh et all You seem to be the one that knows where the kiddie porn is. This blog is nothing but you getting back at everyone you hate, and not taking on other more meaningful stories that should be published. You should change the name of your blog to “I write only about those people I hate and fuck the rest of you” blog. laughable. Who WOULDN’T BE PARANOID?? YOU FUCKING WRITE ABOUT ANYONE THAT DOESNT’ LIKE YOUR STORIES OR HAS AN OPINION, YOU KNOW, THE VERY THING YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!! You know why no attorney’s want to take on your case?? Because THEY KNOW you’re going to write a blog about them if they don’t sack someone for you!

        • had enough jr.
          October 23, 2019 at 7:47 pm

          Hey! Have you had enough?!?

    • redflag
      October 23, 2019 at 7:25 pm

      You don’t use your own phone or computer to go online? Red Flag alert on you. What the fuck are you getting up to?

    • Roger
      October 24, 2019 at 6:56 am

      Other people kinda wanna know too. Knowing is half the fun! BRING ALL THE KNOW

  • WeRFucked
    October 23, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    I wonder if his dream to be a cop ended with the psychology portion of the interview?

    Hopping on the veteran band wagon and making sure everyone knows it too. How noble of you orange man.

  • White girl occasionally wasted
    October 23, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    88 was a long time ago. I’m going with “pumpkin man” as opposed to “tangerine man” on account of how this fella has let himself go.
    Do these assholes have nothing better to do?

  • Julie the Jarhead
    October 23, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    BTW, the first letter in the word “Marines” is capitalized.

    You’re welcome.

    • Help Wanted
      October 23, 2019 at 4:10 pm

      With a sharp mind like that you should have no trouble finding a job. Paying for yourself is a noble thing. Give it a try

      • Corinth Arkadin
        October 23, 2019 at 5:25 pm

        Julie is pointing out a valid fact and did it before I did.

        Mr. Tangerine Man might be a fucking idiot, but he’s got balls and balls is enough.

        We’re gonna leave this one here, wanna-be’s.

        • Corinth Arkadin
          October 24, 2019 at 6:21 pm

          13 people who voted me down either got their woman stolen from them by a Marine or inadvertently swam in their sperm after the deed.

          Y’all may want to get paternal tests done. LOL!

  • Thunderfucker
    October 23, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    He’s definitely got some poor judgement by backing bitchtits and grundlestiltskin at the very least. Probably some screws loose too.

    • Ozzfest
      October 24, 2019 at 12:57 pm

      “Backing”?
      Go join your moms gangfuck

  • Semper Fi
    October 23, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    I understand the picture with his Dad and the graduation photo. What I don’t understand is the picture of him posing with the hatchet. Who took it and why?

    • yallcockprowlin
      October 23, 2019 at 4:17 pm

      Why they took his picture? Semper is on the prowl for sum cock

      • Semper Fi
        October 23, 2019 at 4:34 pm

        Good one Josh
        You have the day off?
        Don’t have any yard work or have to take the kids anywhere?

        • dtfromcockfagit
          October 23, 2019 at 7:03 pm

          cock prowling pervert.

          • We Know
            October 23, 2019 at 8:08 pm

            Sorry your dad and uncle molested you. It must be difficult

  • Y
    October 23, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Tim Wazal knows karate.

  • Dont knock
    October 23, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    TB, Please Please Please. If you going to keep flogging these 2 cunts and their spreading oil slicks, please get dirt on FATTG and the donkey porn that must be out there. This girl looks up to pond scum. The Encore caper was the highlight of her life to date. She has to jack off bitchtits so he brings her to Dennys. Sucking off a hoofed animal is no stretch. And since these queefs cant pee without videoing it somebody has a tape to sell. Find it.

  • Father Dimmock
    October 23, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    Killers among us? Except the world needs potato peelers too.

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