Tattooed Taint Tongue Bather Takes Off With Badass Seven Hour Long Ink After Not Paying Because It Was A Birthday Present To Herself

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What a freaking sludge pump. Really? Lemme tell ya something, tattooing isn’t easy. It takes years and years and years to become even slightly decent and that shit takes dedication. And not many shops charge for the design time and don’t even tack that on to the final cost.

Lynn Bennet is an asshole. Obviously. Now how much would that ink cost had she actually paid? A lot. And it would have been worth every damn penny because every piece that Venom Ink Tattoo out of Maine is fucking awesome.

That’s some damn fine work! And no, I don’t know a damn person out of this shop. I’m just an ultra ink snob. I’m also the type that expects that a person to pay for the work they receive, no matter what type it is. Tattoos, labor, sex…pay the damn person who works for you! So what did Little Lynn have to say?

Nothin’ and I waited a while, too. Since Venom Ink called her out and I messaged her, she completely shut her page down. Good, we’ll call her out from here. As you can see, this was a birthday present…to herself. Because she was ::gasp:: turning 30! Get fucked you ninny!

Really? Skagolupotus.

Listen this isn’t about ink, this is about people not getting paid for the very targeted and specific work they do and that’s not cool. Seven hours and she says “Ooops, forgot my everything needed to pay you!” now this shop has to eat the bill. And for those wondering why they didn’t charge her prior to the work done, a ton of shops don’t. That’s pretty normal for the industry. Shops typically make you pay a deposit for the time and you get charged afterwards in case you’re not happy with the thing that’ll be on your body until it rots off after you’re worm food. At a convention or expo, shops don’t have the luxury of charging deposits or keeping you around to work shit out. As per every artist I know, everyone is pretty willing to not only work something out, but also make sure you’re happy with what you got.  Making this bitch an ultra douche for screwing hard working folks because that piece is freaking rad and it’s a damn shame the artist, Theresa, didn’t get paid. Not cool.

So here’s a couple things we can do. We can share and share away to shame her into paying via family and friends. We can also go help them recoup any losses by visiting if you happen to be in the mood for ink. I’m also open to suggestions from you guys as I really can’t find any internet presence for this skag. I dunno why this pissed me off so much exactly, but it did and now this chick has to deal being turtle shamed for the rest of her life for skipping out on a bill because the internet is forever, hun. Forever.


Good luck on ever getting ink again…, ya friggin’ slam pig.

Esther Manch on the book.

22 Comment(s)
  • birds of a feather
    July 27, 2018 at 8:26 am

    Take her to small claims, wtf? Is the “artist” as dumb as the tatted bimbo, cue excuses why small claims isn’t possible, every business deals with this issue. Quit your crying drama.

    Tattoos mark stupid dangerous people so the rest of us know to avoid them. Hey everybody I’m a gullible insecure narcissist who can’t think long-term, see this tattoo proves it. Tattoo “artists” are rockstars to the stupid.

  • disjoan
    July 26, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    you can just tell that her brain is empty..

  • vicxh
    July 26, 2018 at 10:30 am

    Lynn should at least have a offered a couple of Bjs to pay off her tattoo. If she is one of the blondes on the bottom right of that Facebook page (in green or pink satin dress), then if she bring her friend along I can make a deal for her lol

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    July 26, 2018 at 4:26 am

    Lynn needs a good donkey punch to the fart box..

  • True Reality Speaks
    Where Have You Gone, EBoyler?
    July 25, 2018 at 10:31 pm

    Tattoos on a good looking woman are a fucking sin against nature. JS

    • Stunt Penis
      July 26, 2018 at 9:25 am

      You can take the woman out of the trash, but you can’t take the trash out of the woman.

      Daddy always told me: “Son, if you want a loose woman, look for a woman who smokes and has tats”

  • Tattooed turtle
    July 25, 2018 at 9:26 pm

    Ink. Lol. The mating call of all douchebags “nice ink girl!”

  • Roger
    July 25, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    Hopefully she gets drunk for her birthday, crashes into a tree, and loses the body part that was freshly tattooed. Then the shop should reclaim her limb till payment is reached. Fuck her

    • Kevin Fleury
      Richard Cranium
      July 25, 2018 at 9:55 pm

      That down vote was a fat finger oops. I’m in need of new ink, and I will be traveling to this shop for it. That cunt is no good.

      • Easy fix :)
        July 26, 2018 at 10:24 am

        I’ve done that a lot of times myself. Then I was told by another turtle rider that if you disliked a comment by mistake you can fix it, by hitting the thumbs up button three times, you will see it say thank you and then the down vote will change to a like.. 🙂

        • Hughbo Mont
          July 26, 2018 at 1:18 pm

          Cool, thanks. I’ve fat fingered on my tablet more than a few times. I guess the opposite works, too.

        • Yeayo
          July 27, 2018 at 11:15 am

          You have to do it like 6 or 9 times

    • vicxh
      July 26, 2018 at 10:31 am

      Well I don’t generally advocate for the death penalty for stealing …
      Maybe restitution is fine.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 25, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    Fucking millenials

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    July 25, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    Here’s hoping the CUNT gets in a blazing car wreck and those tats melt off her disgusting body !
    Fucking twat !

  • Jenna B
    July 25, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    That’s a whole days pay right there.What a pos.Next time I’m up that way I am checking out Venom Ink.It looks like they do amazing work.I hope the skagbag pays up.

  • Notchet
    July 25, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    put up a page for such as these – a wall of shame

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dirtbags
    July 25, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    To do this to a tattoo artist is just absolutely a shit bag move… to do it to anyone is a shitbag move but seriously this is how these artist feed thier familes and to get a piece that takes up the artists whole day and then not pay you basically saying fuck you work for free because I dont give a fuck about no one but myself … Shame oproblementitled little bitch how would she feel if her job said oh we forgot to give you your hours for this week not our problem tho

  • y
    July 25, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    Is this Brockton or Maine?

  • T.R.
    July 25, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    This is the one time that I’d condone a particular dirty muzzy tactic; acid attack.
    It’s not a repo but a denial of use.
    Melt that off of her.
    Dirty trollop, someone knows her.
    If you do, shame this bitch into making it right.
    Someone should also probably bang her bum, in the name of justice, of course.

  • Smh
    July 25, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    She should be shamed. The police can’t put her picture up and issue a warrant for her? This is larcany over 250 right.

    • THEYis f'd
      July 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm

      I was thinking the same thing…seems a little odd that the tattooist didn’t call the police. How would this be different (legally) from trying to skip out on a restaurant bill?

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