Taunton Tonsil Ticklers Film Themselves Stealing Goat With Chain, Forcing It To Inhale Second Hat Pot Smoke In Homoerotic Snapchat Video

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This is Lorenzo Kelley from Taunton:

And here are him and his boy toys stealing a goat and making it inhale their second hand pot smoke while they all say the n word in a homoerotic Snapchat video….

I remember my first time smoking weed too.

What is with these hoodboogers and animal abuse? Poor thing was scared as hell. Do you know anyone in the video or where they stole this goat from? Feel free to message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook or email us at We’d love to give them the full treatment.

19 Comment(s)
  • Bernie Demers
    July 12, 2018 at 8:22 am

    The pukes profile says he is from Rio De Janeiro. How do I get that bobble head filter for my selfies ?

  • Chrisicatchfish
    July 11, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    Would they do this to Tom Brady? He’s the biggest goat

  • Gypsy3344
    July 11, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    Homo, for certain. Erotic, not so much

  • Ya mom
    July 11, 2018 at 7:44 am

    I kno one of the doushbag losers on blowing smoke in the goats face is Jared Jorge

  • Juan Pedro “Chino” O’Hanrahan
    July 11, 2018 at 12:00 am

    Yo dog, yo mama bang a drunk Irish dude to stay in America too? Holla atcha anchor brotha!

    • Alejandro Gustavo Diego “El Guapo” de la Rocha McGillicuddy
      July 11, 2018 at 12:06 am

      iSomos todos McSpics!

      • Jose McIntyre
        July 11, 2018 at 12:15 am

        That’s why I drink until I black out every night

  • Allah Peanutbutta Sa’anwiches
    July 10, 2018 at 11:53 pm

    Poof! You’re a goat fucker!

  • Dr. Emmet Brown
    July 10, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    What is second hat pot smoke?I assume it was meant to say hand. C’mon, you write for a living. How do you not proofread your own headline? Have a little pride in your work sstg

  • Sarah
    July 10, 2018 at 9:39 pm

    That poor goat!! He must be so scared!

  • Kevin Fleury
    Richard Cranium
    July 10, 2018 at 9:32 pm

    If you drive one bus it doesn’t make you a bus driver. But if you fuck one goat……

  • AllahLike
    July 10, 2018 at 9:14 pm

    He looks like Londons mayor Suk My Dick Kahn.

  • boogerr
    July 10, 2018 at 8:31 pm

    If I was a black man, id bitch slap any non black person and most other blacks that used the n word in front of me. That is all

  • Y
    July 10, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Send us your poor, your tired..we’ll take goat fuckers, too, but they must vote dem and suck the proverbial tit of all the honest tax payers from Massachusetts.

  • whatevuh
    July 10, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    Fucking muslims, Kill them with fire !

    • SMD
      July 11, 2018 at 9:18 am

      I love this country because I get to laugh at idiots like you on a daily basis!

  • Clitty Litter
    July 10, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    The video thankfully craps out before they run a train on the goat.

  • ucking fugly
    July 10, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Looks like a terrorist. Deport his ugly dumb ass to Somalia or Obama’s home country of Kenya or Indonesia or wherever Obama spawned from.

    • Yo mamma
      July 10, 2018 at 6:55 pm

      That would Be the US there bud. Maybe you should crawl back into the incestual scum pond you crawled out of

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