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Today’s nudnik of the week is a local dooshnozzle from Ware named Kevin Blackmer, who decided to share his thoughts about the tragic shooting in Orlando in which 49 innocent people were massacred. Beware, graphic language:
He’s a real winner:
And a bad ass:
Tough guy. Real tough guy. Shocking he’s born and raised in the beautiful town of Ware.
Never saw that one coming. 99.9% chance he’s good friends with at least one of the Ware Vibrator Bandits. Because apparently it’s a rule that if you’re from Ware you have to wear your hat like a huge millenial dooshcanoe.
In 2008 when Kevin Blackmer was 17 he was caught at a local bar in town called Robbie’s, which apparently doubled as an illegal strip club. Because……….Ware. Seriously, read this story, it’s hilarious.
Anyway, Kevin Blackmer was a regular there and spent what little money he had getting shithoused with the rest of Ware’s finest when it was busted up by an undercover cop. Ya see, Robbie’s had a liquor license and actually allowed exotic dancers, but they couldn’t get fully naked. But then again, this is Ware – a place where the motto is “If you keep on your thong, you’re doing it wrong.” So naturally the dancers didn’t follow the rules. The undercover cop noticed these fully nude chicks, who got run out of the Brookfields or couldn’t find work in Warren, giving fully nude lap dances left and right.
Kevin was there. But instead of just manning up and admitting that he was doing something he wasn’t supposed to be doing, he told Mommy that he was “lured” into the bar and forced to spend $700. And Mom believed it:
“Two people also testified about their complaints, including former neighbor Tammy Butler, who said her then-17-year-old son was served alcohol and spent $700 at the bar in September. He was saving the money to buy a car, she said. Her son, Kevin Blackmer, now 18, testified he was “lured” into the bar and was served liquor although he felt uncomfortable because he was underage and drinking. While he said he never saw nudity, he said he did see “a few girls making out.”
Hey Mom, your son also hates gay people and wants them all to die. I’m sure he’ll just tell you that he was lured onto the Internet and forced to write these things while he was on his way to church though.
Oh, and here’s a fun comment about Kevin’s VERY upset mother:
Tammy Butler has been kicked out of every bar in town, some for life! What a fine upstanding citizen. Ware selectmen are fools for actually beliveing ANYTHING that comes out of her mouth. She is nothing but a junkie. I highly doubt her kid has $7 nevermind $700. Come on really?! Would really like to know where Kevin Blackmer works that he has $700 to drop at Robbies… I bet she tries to sue someone.
And shockingly enough this winner is single. I know, you would think that a winner like this would be long off the market by now:
But you’d be wrong, because we found his 2014 dating profile from a site called “Meet Me”
He’s bored and looking for a gorgeous woman (any will do, so long as they’re gorgeous, and he’s definitely in a position where he can demand a gorgeous girlfriend) to have a blast with and share some great laughs. He has a lot of hilarious jokes about dead gay people, so brace yourself for some great times!!! And if that’s not your type of humor he can tell you the story about the time he told his mother that he told his Mom that he was lured into a bootleg Ware strip club and she repeated this lie at a Board of Selectmen meeting.
Welcome to the Turtleboy Hall of Shame Kevin Blackmer!!
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30 Comment(s)
You do know, TB, that this 15 minutes of internet fame /shame is exactly the highlight of his life that he was seeking?
Time to take out the trash. Need to restore some moisture to Fiesty.
Hahahaha!!!!
he knows that chicks making out is gay, too, right?
I’m not saying this fine person thinks he’s a 13 year old girl but really, taking selfies?
This reminds of an old joke. ‘A gay guy, a muslin fanatic and an alligator walk into a bar in Florida’…………….
This guy is an absolute asshole, there is NO about it people like this is why there is so much hate and mistrust in this world. We can all agree on that BUT lets not make all the comments about Ware, I have lived here for 25 years and I work, my Husband works, were not junkies or alcoholics we pay our bills and I actually graduated from college. Believe me he is certainly a problem here and like any other town there is TRASH and then there are honest hardworking people. If you make broad generalizations like that you are headed down the path that this loser is on. But god I love this site!!!
you *NEED* to do a side by side of the pic posted above of this shnoz in the public bathroom doing the pose with the very similar shot of the shooter doing the same ~exact pose.
Best part of this story is the comment on the MassLive bar story page – ” im 25, living on my own and in control of my finances but let me tell you… my mother would still find out somehow if i spent $700 on anything in a single month.”
Amazing how that happens. I’m 35 and my mother still knows every move I make somehow.
The guy has pics of himself in both a Lakers and a Bulls hat. Instantly discredited.
Another example of the severe need for mandatory birth control and licensed pregnancies. First he was born now he could actually reproduce. Far more dangerous than an AR15. Far more costly to society.
He actually already has a baby from my understanding
His mom is kicked out of every bar in town. I’m her other son, this statement is 100% true. Also a couple of bars from the surrounding towns as well
His incorrect use of apostrophes kills any romantic attraction I may have had.
He looks borderline retarded or his parents are cousins.
What’s alarming- but especially entertaining- about people like this, is how far removed they are in realizing how badly they suffer from IDKIAD syndrome. It’s kinda like watching a crazy person with Tourette’s. You feel bad, but you kinda want to listen to them because of the shock value they present. But at the end of the day, it’s a disease and there’s really no hard cure. You just have to ignore it and carry on. However, studies have shown that those who suffer with IDKIAD can sometimes be cured with a good beating.
Oh, btw, IDKIAD is the acronym for ‘I Don’t Know I’m A Dooshnozzle’ Syndrome.
Ware: “The town that can’t be licked.” Apparently it can.
Yeah, but it probably tastes like rotten fish and broken dreams.
Just like the guy who did the shooting he probably is gay too. Most likely sucking infected dick behind the bandstand at Grenville Park for $5 so he can get his oxys.
It’s obvious he’s a closet homosexual. Not to mention second generation trash like Mommy and Daddy. Not worth writing about this garbage!
I’d hasten a bet that it’s not just second generation. More like fifth or sixth.
He probably has a Craigslist ad in Casual Encounters that reads something like this (ahem):
“Yo whatsuuuuup. Just chillin at hizzome watchen sum porn. Any strait bros wanna cum by and hang? I got poppers an lots of pornos. Just gunna be sitting hear cranken on my huge 9 in. Cum by. Watch sum porn, maybe jack eachother off and cum on eachotherses faces. Whatever. Text me bro. ”
He’s probably that one guy you always see sitting at the pickle park on 67 at 5:30 in the morning waiting in his powder blue 85 Escort. Just praying for a guy to blow who isn’t over 60. This guy is the epitome of douchedom.
Funny that he’s talking smack about HIV when you know he’s got hepatitis
Driving through Ware just makes me sad. That is all.
Haha you can literally see the stupid in this kids eyes.
This is the kind of guy that makes vaginas more dry than an Arizona desert.
I’m so happy that this was the first comment!! Thanks Fiesty!
I don’t always agree with you… you always make me laugh
Haha… Well, at least you aren’t the type that holds a grudge against someone with a difference of opinion. I respect that!
Also I wanted to look through his FB but I was afraid his posts would make my ovaries die.
Look at his Facebook page… more material for a widespread vaginal drought.