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Telegram Reports 4 Hippies Arrested For Kelley Square Blockade Two Months After We Did

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Remember Sam Allen? She was the Telegram reporter who shamelessly bit off of our story on the best cut through streets in Worcester and then claimed it was her idea because she “crowd sourced” it on Twitter. SMH. Kids these days. Anyway she was back today doing what she does best – biting off our stories. This time she was reporting news that we literally reported months ago. Today she “reported” that Kevin Ksen, Julius Jones, Professor Junior Smokeshow Professor Sonya Conner, and of course Robert Blackwell-Gibbs will be summonsed to court.

Of course you knew this already because on January 19th we published a blog which identified four of the hippie/criminals who illegally blockaded traffic at Kelley Square because Samuel L. Jackson told them to. Basically, without that blog these four criminals would still be out wandering the streets and terrorizing the community. Luckily they were dumb enough to tape their crime spree and put it on Youtube, so we could personally identify the vocal leader Julius Jones

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the “muscle” RBG

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the General Kevin Ksen

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And the distraction/sidepiece Sonya Conner

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At first we weren’t sure if it was her. But upon closer examination


Yup, that’s definitely her. I’d recognize that flannel shirt from a mile away.

Do you think it’s a coincidence that THESE were the four who were arrested? Nope. Look, I hate to toot our own horn, but what more evidence do you need to see that this is the most influential blog in the history of media? We bring criminals to justice. That’s just a fact. It’s what we do.


Here’s why these four are frauds.

Julius Jones is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. He’s always talking about how much he loves everyone and hates bigotry, and blah, blah, blah. The only thing he loves is attention. The Worcester Police have never done shit to him, yet he’s out there singing a song about how racist the Worcester Police are. There are hundreds of Worcester Police officers and he was saying that they’re all racist and violent. He obviously hates them, so all his jive talk about “love” is bunk.

RBG is basically as big a fraud as you get. Half of you yesterday got this spam message from him about what a great guy he is and how his feelings are hurt because people don’t like the fact that he’s a public nuisance. He closed with this:

“This will be my last and final response to anything you put into the universe as I have many other things that need my attention.”


Then he proceeded to copy and paste that manifesto and message it to every single person who has ever commented on our Facebook page. Oh yea, and then he reposted it again today:

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Then he sent everyone a link to some article that was published six months ago and acted like it was some sort of smoking gun that would get everyone to say, “Holy shit!! What a scandal!!”. Because as you know, is basically the New York Times. They’ve won several Pulitzers.

Then in the comments section he wrote this:

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Just a reminder this is what he posted previously:

This will be my last and final response to anything you put into the universe as I have many other things that need my attention.”

Yea everyone this is his LAST AND FINAL RESPONSE. But after that he’s gonna tell you to go harass Turtleboy. Then RBG’s gonna re-post this Facebook post, which he’s clearly very proud of, five million times in the hopes that Turtleboy readers suddenly realize RBG is in fact a contributing member of society. Then if that doesn’t work RBG will send them a link to a Buffalobruises article. But seriously guys, he has “many other things that need his attention.” Clearly he’s very busy messaging all of Turtleboy’s followers at 1:00 PM on a Thursday.

But seriously, this is the LAST AND FINAL RESPONSE. For real this time.

Sonya Conner is a fraud because she’s as white as you get and thinks she understands the plight of minorities. She’s from Oklahoma, which is whiter than a Taylor Swift concert. She doesn’t know shit about Worcester because she’s a carpetbagger who just moved here. Yet she has no problem singing a song that says, “Calling out the violence of the Worcester Police.” Hey Sonya, what violence are you talking about? I realize you hate the police, but at least have some example of a cop you’re calling out.

I could respect these morons a little more if they called out a specific cop by name. Like, if one particular cop could be fingered as a dooshnozzle, then by all means chant his or her name. But instead they make the blanket statement about the “Worcester Police.” As in, ALL of the people who wear police uniforms in Worcester. She’s calling out ALL of you. And she would know all about your violence too. After all she’s lived here for all of six months and she bought a John Legend album once, which makes her an expert on race relations in America.

Here’s a question. Now that she’s been arrested and has a criminal record, when is Worcester State gonna fire her? I mean, they kind of have to right? If a teacher at North was arrested for disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace they’d be paid on unpaid administrative leave and eventually they’d be fired. She’s a college professor, which is basically a step up from being a high school teacher. Shouldn’t she be held to a higher standard than a high school teacher? Would you want your son or daughter taught sociology by a convicted criminal? If she has a job here in two months then Worcester State is officially a fucking joke.

But by far the biggest fraud of all these people though is Kevin Ksen. Because JJ, RBG, and Sonya Cakes are obviously big jokes. No one takes any of them seriously. Their antics merely serve as amusement for normal, law-abiding people.

But Kevin Ksen masquerades as a legitimate citizen of Worcester. Ya see he calls himself a “community organizer” and he is State Representative Mary Keefe’s campaign manager. He was also arrested in 2006 which probably explains his hatred of the police. In the clink he’s what we call a “repeat offender.” And State Representative Mary Keefe, a woman who votes on the laws and decides how your tax dollars will be spent, employs this two-time criminal ex-con. If she doesn’t fire him then she officially becomes a joke as well.

Kevin Ksen will tell you that he’s engaging in “civil disobedience” because he thinks it sounds good. But he’d be wise to open up a history book sometime. If he did so he would discover that civil disobedience is when a person intentionally disobeys a law because it is immoral so that the law they are protesting can be overturned.

Kevin Ksen isn’t trying to overturn any law. Their movement is called “Black Lives Matter.” Newsflash – legally speaking black lives already do matter. There is literally nothing you can accomplish with this, therefore it’s not civil disobedience.

The fact that they’re whining about getting arrested is the funniest part about this. The civil rights protesters in the 60’s WANTED to be arrested. Look it up. These people right here


intentionally jumped on buses headed for Mississippi so they could violate segregation laws there and get sent to Parchman prison. And Parchman prison ain’t the Worcester House of Corrections. It was a chain-gang style work prison with no beds. These people SIGNED UP to go to Missi-freaking-ssippi in JULY in order to go to jail and do hard labor. THAT is commitment, and THAT is civil disobedience. In the end Interstate bus terminals were integrated. Mission accomplished. The more these morons try to compare their Kelley Square blockade to the civil disobedience displayed by these HEROES, the more hilarious the hippies become.

A lot of people are saying these criminals should be sent to prison. LOL. While I don’t disagree with this sentiment, let’s be real for a minute. This is Massachusetts. There is a 99.9% chance these four take their CWOF and call it a day. I mean, just look at the courthouse records. It’s the same people over and over again. You get like 15 warnings in this state before you spent a night in prison. But in the ultimate fate of irony my sources tell me that RBG has his court date April 15th. Ya got that? The guy who our tax dollars paid to not work for 92 consecutive weeks, will be brought before a judge on the day the rest of us have to pay our taxes.

Luckily the proceedings are open to the public. See ya in court hippies.

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12 Comment(s)
  • Clean Hippie
    March 28, 2015 at 6:32 pm

    April 15th? Dang, that’s the date right before me, I missed it 🙁

  • Carlo's Daddy
    March 28, 2015 at 11:31 am

    Kevin Ksen is an ass clown and here’s evidence…..

    This past Wednesday I was at a Planning Board meeting at City Hall. Guess who was sitting directly in front of me? You got it…Kevin Ksen. Why was Ksen there? Because he’s a union hack carpenter who is demanding to be fed at the trough of the 600 unit apartment complex being built on Franklin St…..self entitled clown. Ksen’s phone chimed repeatedly during the meeting, annoying the shit out of those around him. In between checking his texts, Ksen had his laptop open and was working feverishly the entire meeting. I figured he was taking notes of what was being said, right? WRONG. Ksen was on a private site for over an hour called, “Collective Action and Collective Accountability Against Turtleboy”!!!! Who was he communicating with on this site you may ask? None other than Joyce McNickles, Carlo Baldino, Brenda Jenkins, City Councilor’s Sarai Rivera & Mary Keefe.

    Ya think Turtleboy is running around in the heads of the hippie protester ‘coalition’….100% affirmative.

    PS – This is also a clear sign to Turtle Nation that Councilor’s Rivera & Keefe need to be voted out of office in the next election.

  • Dave Lind
    March 28, 2015 at 8:34 am

    all play and no work makes RBG a dull boy

  • Devils mouthpiece
    March 28, 2015 at 7:56 am

    Hippies think working is for chumps.

  • March 28, 2015 at 12:14 am

    If hippies had to work………

  • Wabbitt
    March 27, 2015 at 11:09 pm

    The fifteenth, eh? I usually have Wednesdays off from work. Maybe I should take a run into the city.

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 27, 2015 at 10:12 pm

    I think the truck driver has grounds to sue RBG, if not all of them, for “intentional infliction of emotional distress”, and the trucker should ask that RBG & Co. be charged with “putting in fear” (which I believe is an actual crime). As of now, of course, such a lawsuit would result in no money for the plaintiff, but should any of the people sued ever win the lottery they’d have to give the money to him.

    • xayxel
      March 28, 2015 at 9:08 am

      Come on now; how much lawsuit money does the inconvenience of ’emotional distress’ cost? RBG should be fined; I’ll give you that. But truck drivers are supposedly a little more hardcore than the rest of us wimps: Despite RBG’s buffoonery I can only imagine deep down, Duke the trucker only suffered the ’emotional distress’ of a bad afternoon and just another classic story about worcester idiots to tell his driving buddies

      • Maggie the Cat
        March 28, 2015 at 8:35 pm

        You’d be surprised how much money people have won by suing for intentional infliction of emotional distress. It certainly helps to have video or photographs, as well. In this case it’s the principle of the thing, not the amount of money. That’s probably why very few lawyers would take the case, but I wish someone would.

    • StickinToMyOpinion
      March 28, 2015 at 1:54 pm

      I think you are one very intelligent feline!

      • Maggie the Cat
        March 28, 2015 at 8:36 pm

        Meow meow! (Thank you, in cat.)

        • StickinToMyOpinion
          March 28, 2015 at 10:10 pm

          My cat, unfortunately, could not respond properly. She has a speech impediment, instead of meow, she says ow-wow. She’s almost 18, and when I told her you said thank you, she just said ow-wow and then she threw up.

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