The 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Selection Show With Bret Killoran Was See See Turtle, Brackets Revealed, Who Ya Got?

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The 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness tournament begins on Tuesday. Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran revealed the field of 68 chosen ratchets, and seeded them 1-16. Turtle riders will vote on each matchup to decide who is the most ratchet of them all. Who will win Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2018? Bret and UT give their backs and turtle riders give theirs. If you want a printable bracket then email [email protected].

6 Comment(s)
  • Uncle Randy
    April 1, 2018 at 10:50 am


  • I love trashy broads
    March 31, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    What about the guy who ejected his kid from his car all heroin’d out then drove off without him, he doesn’t get a spot?

  • ElGuapo
    March 31, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    I’d like to write in David Hogg and that Cuban thing he hangs out with

  • Clitty Litter
    March 31, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    Woonsocket Juicehead is my dark horse.
    Her and Leigha would be a slammin’ couple.

  • Ed
    March 31, 2018 at 9:58 am

    I support Alan Parsons Project. Nice.

  • Walter "Raging Bone" Bird
    March 31, 2018 at 8:29 am

    This ain’t fair. I use my power to get pussy. You put me up against someone who used their pussy to get power. Not fair.

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