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The 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness tournament begins on Tuesday. Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran revealed the field of 68 chosen ratchets, and seeded them 1-16. Turtle riders will vote on each matchup to decide who is the most ratchet of them all. Who will win Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2018? Bret and UT give their backs and turtle riders give theirs. If you want a printable bracket then email turtleboysports@gmail.com.
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YO WHERE DO I FIND THE PRINTABLE PDF OF THE BRACKET? I WANT ONE.
What about the guy who ejected his kid from his car all heroin’d out then drove off without him, he doesn’t get a spot?
I’d like to write in David Hogg and that Cuban thing he hangs out with
Woonsocket Juicehead is my dark horse.
Her and Leigha would be a slammin’ couple.
I support Alan Parsons Project. Nice.
This ain’t fair. I use my power to get pussy. You put me up against someone who used their pussy to get power. Not fair.