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The Arlington High School AD Noodz Are The Weakest Noodz In The History Of Noodz And It’s Amazing She Bothered Lying About Them

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Last week we published this blog about Arlington High School Athletic Director Melissa Dlugolecki, who sent out semi-noodz on New Years Eve on the school sanctioned Twitter account, claimed she was hacked, and set off a five month long investigation that proved that she was the one who sent the pics. She also refused to cooperate with the police, initially claimed the pictures were not her, forced the cops to subpoena Twitter, and even did a system reset of the phone and THEN Googled on the same phone “

Well, we finally got the picture she tweeted out….

That’s it? She looks like every mother on Facebook doing the post-C section pics.

It’s just so explainable it’s not even funny. There’s no way in hell that picture would get you fired anywhere. All she had to say was, “My bad. I was out on New Year’s Eve and took a picture. I was signed into the wrong account, I’ll make sure nothing like this ever happens again.”

Problem solved. Because there’s really nothing wrong with that image. Sure, it’s not appropriate for her to send it out on the school Twitter account, but obviously she didn’t do that on purpose, so who gives a shit? It’s not like Christian Coalition is running the show at Arlington HS. Arlington is an overwhelmingly liberal town. This is what liberals are historically good at – rationalizing sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

Instead she went with the “I was hacked” routine, refused to hand over her school issued phone to the cops, did a sloppy system reset, Googled something AFTER the reset on the SAME DEVICE she just reset that incriminated her further, and allowed the police to waste time and money investigating her charade for five months. Oh, and she allowed her bosses (who are even more at fault) to make complete fools of themselves by not only defending her, but punishing students who disseminated the photo that SHE PUT OUT!!

I still blame administration more than anyone. In my medical opinion this chick has mental issues. They should’ve realized what they were dealing with. They should’ve realized that “I was hacked” is really code for “I was drunk and stupid.” Instead they fell for this obvious lie, wasted the cop’s time bringing this to their attention, and berated anyone who cast judgement on her, when all they had to do was just pull her aside and tell her to be more careful next time. She’ll take the fall for this, but Superintendent Kathleen Bodie and Principal Matthew Janger deserve the same punishment she gets.

4 Comment(s)
  • British TG
    June 4, 2018 at 11:05 am

    Yeah, no need to bury yourself in lies to cover that. That’s not even ‘noodz’. Seen more flesh on a vegetarian sausage.

  • Stunt Penis
    June 4, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Geeze. What a let-down.

    • deflatteddoritodinks
      June 4, 2018 at 9:44 am

      It’s a blessing that there were no real nudie shots.

      • phillip j mckracken
        June 4, 2018 at 4:44 pm

        Said it before, like a screen door in a hurricane.

        Kind of dirty looking but the fun factor is off the charts. Yup. I’m in. Wear a glove for your love though

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