The Bellingham Porridge Receptacle Is Back On Facebook Doing What She Always Does – Posting Racist Shit About Brown Kids

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Let’s get ready for some reprehensible rabid racist ratchetry! This shit right here goes to show that just because you make your profile private, anything and everything put on the book is up for grabs. Who remembers the Bellingham Porridge Receptacle?

Now, anyone reading this post could debate that since she didn’t whip out the “N” word that this could be open to interpretation…Except it came from the Turtleboy frequent flier and ultimate mega racist Rebecca Machacz. We’ve talked about her a few times before like here, here and here. She’s most Turtleboy famous for being super stoked about a 4 year old’s death and famously said “Who cares one less illegal.” She seems like a really nice lady who I totally wouldn’t mind babysitting my children.

Just kidding, this bitch is horrific and I’d probably be better off handing my kids over to fucking hyenas before I’d let her anywhere near them. But don’t get it twisted, she’s totally NOT racist.

Super not racist, in fact. And she totally doesn’t look, speak, think and type like a psychopath so…I guess we’re wrong about her.

Except that we’re not. This chick is so nasty that if she had chlamydia, that shit would clap back at her for giving STD’s a bad name.  Hey, anybody remember her stance on children with special needs? Not ringing a bell. Oh, wait. Here it is:


And about that time she was telling a deaf woman that she’s the reason this country is going to hell because she can’t hear:


I’m just gonna leave this here.

This fupanator needs to be kept on a short leash and obviously not be roaming around Facebook, whether or not she hit “Private” on her post. There’s exercising your freedom of speech, then there’s being the ultimate trash bag extraordinaire. Every single time she goes on a pissy racist or generally bitchy tirade, she’s usually talking about children. Or deaf people. Or anyone she deems beneath her despite owing thousands to creditors. That’s basically the lowest of the low. And she really thinks that she can get away with it too, which actually makes it a little bit funny. Like how you laugh at your dumb ass dog for being a dumb ass, except dogs are cute. Can’t say the same about bitchy Becca:


Keep on barkin’, Becca and we’ll keep on bloggin’. Considering that this is at the very least the fourth time this fupaslothinator has been featured on Turtleboy for going full racist, I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ll be hearing about her.


9 Comment(s)
  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    July 26, 2018 at 8:34 am

    Definitely got the look of in breeding………… after all it is Bellingham.

  • Turtle fan
    July 12, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    Manchester turtlette reaching hard on this one. I get it, you’re butthurt because you’re half black (I believe you mentioned that in a former blog) but I don’t see anything that’s posted in her fb posts that is racist. Crude and lacking of civility, yes. Racist, no.

  • Welkie
    July 12, 2018 at 8:19 am

    Robin was in love with my deep socket spit anal, never seen a woman love ass to mouth as much as her. Slurping, sucking and licking her own shit off my big black cock. Those are some of my best memories.

    • Welkie
      July 12, 2018 at 8:21 am

      Sorry about that.. Robin was Becca’s mom

  • My one an only Bunbun
    July 12, 2018 at 7:10 am

    Love when you guys write about bunbun. She only hates on black people and illegals cause her mama use to love play hide the big black dong up her ass, and since mama was cheating on papa, that made Becca bunbun mad.(plus mama didn’t share) And she brought home some wonderful diseases. Here’s a thought bunbun, go find a hole , crawl into it and die. Your a disgusting pile of shit. Let’s talk about when you were on welfare.. hmmm…. oops that was a secret.

    July 12, 2018 at 6:54 am

    Shes just mad shes a lipless gash mouth

  • Power Cock
    July 12, 2018 at 5:09 am

    Ha ha… somebody pays their “fuck taxes” couldn’t keep messages strait as to who posted that.

    Can’t disagree with most of what she writes but bagging on a dead child is wrong in so many ways. In most other ways she seems fairly reasonable excepting she must have a screw loose and an attention whore gene to write things like that. With the right lighting and angle she is pretty but with the wrong…. ewww.

    • Not enough bags
      July 12, 2018 at 8:32 am

      “Pretty?” How fucking high are you? That cunt is ugly enough to cause a 10 car pileup. I’m gonna have nightmares now thinking of what you’d fuck.

      • Welkie
        July 12, 2018 at 8:37 am

        I know a guy who slept with this nasty pig and he said he has never been with a woman who’s vajayjay smelled so awful even after taking a shower.. and she also has vaginal and anal warts. I don’t think any type of lighting will help those look better.

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