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The Boston Globe Is Giving Women Advice On How To Cheat On Their Husbands While Also Whining Because So Many People Call Them Fake News

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A couple weeks ago the Boston Globe patted themselves on the back for leading a nationwide newspaper push back against imaginary censorship by the President, even though they have in no way, shape, or form been censored. They’re just mad that he keeps calling them fake news, which they admittedly are since they employ Kevin Cullen, who they themselves investigated and determined had made up several stories about being at the Boston Marathon finish line when it was bombed in 2013.

Then this showed up in my feed today as a sponsored post:

Yup. They’re giving advice to a woman who wants to cheat on her husband. This is the same newspaper that feigns outrage that Donald Trump banged a porn star. This is what they consider “real news.” This is a newspaper that wants to be taken seriously, and acts like they are under attack when the President, and millions of rational people. Shocking that so few people actually take them seriously. Can’t figure out why.

13 Comment(s)
  • Real truth
    September 5, 2018 at 1:46 am

    No such thing as no strings.
    One or the other eventually becomes emotionally invested, sometimes both.
    Globe is trash.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    September 4, 2018 at 7:04 am

    Yesterday’s front page had a story about labor being under siege in the age of Trump. Yeah, that record low black and hispanic unemployment and virtual zero unemployment for the entire economy is some siege.

    Looking forward to driving down Morrissey Blvd. and seeing bulldozers pull their building down to build a strip mall.

    PS: Just glanced at the broadsheet in Cumberland Farms. Would never ever buy it and give a nickel to the sleaziest woman in America, Linda Pizzuti.

  • Chief Warren
    September 3, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    My name is Elizabeth Warren and I approve this message. Now who do I make the check out to for the cover piece the other day.

  • Beyond Stupid
    September 3, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    Anyone women who follows advice from the Boston Globe, you don’t want around. Globe said you should cheat… cool, let me document your cheating for the divorce proceedings, good riddance lying commie slut.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    September 3, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    So side pie is verboten but side stick is trendy.
    Got it..

    • Fake Barnacle
      September 3, 2018 at 7:53 pm

      What’s the Globe?

  • Judge dread
    September 3, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    SJWs are like car alarms. No one cares when they go off, and everyone just wants them to shut up.

  • Tom Blackburn
    September 3, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    The press continues to be the enemy of the people. Meanwhile they continue to hide behind the so-called “freedom of the press”. Would love to see the First Amendment dialed back a bit. If Trump has to start exterminating journalists so be it.

  • Stunt Penis
    September 3, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    Morality only applies if you’re a republican/conservative.

    Liberal/democrat? pedophilia, misogyny, selling out the american public, cheating on your spouse… anything goes… as long as those baby murdering factories stay operational

    • Libby Betaman-Cuckstein
      September 4, 2018 at 10:11 am

      Spoken like a typical male who has no first hand experience carrying one of those little parasites. It’s worse then a tapeworm and the convenience of missing periods is more than offset by the weight gain. I’d like to see you sweat through a little game of “what color will it be” in the delivery room with your husband. No thank you!

  • Drago
    September 3, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    She needs Aids on the side

  • deflateddoritodinks
    September 3, 2018 at 11:02 am

    They had a front page exclusively devoted to the markets crashing, wars breaking about, abortion rights terminated (yeah I also stay up day and night with abortion rights permeating my thoughts 24/7) if Trump was elected. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! 4.5 GDP that Obama said 3% was not possible without God’s intervention, and of course Obama is God so fuck you. Fake news. Very very very fake news.

    • mike
      September 3, 2018 at 11:32 am

      The mainstream news in this country really is a completely garbage industry. Do people even read full articles they write anymore?

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