The Cash Me Outside Girl Is The Most Amazing Jr. Ratchet We’ve Ever Seen, And She Got Her Ass “Dragged” By Another Ratchet But It’s OK Cuz She Didn’t Get “Dog Walked”
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So we’ve seen these memes all over the Internet all week:
No clue what it was all about until today when we finally watched the video of the Dr. Phil episode in which this 13 year old junior ratchet made a fool of herself in front of the entire country and became a meme.
Jr. Ratchet: All these hoes laughing like it’s so funny.
Ratchet Mom: She’s talking about the audience. That they’re laughing at her.
Dr. Phil: The, the hoes are laughing? So they audience are a bunch of hoes?
Jr. Ratchet: Yup.
(audience starts clapping to mock her)
Jr. Ratchet: Cash me ousside, how bow dah?
Dr. Phil: Huh?
Jr. Ratchet: Cash me ousside, how bow dah?
Dr. Phil: Catch you outside? What does that mean?
Jr. Ratchet: What I just said.
Ratchet Mom: Catch me outside means she’ll go outside and do what she has to do.
Jr. Ratchet: Oh yea, oh yea, ok yea.
Ratchet Mom: Don’t you see? This is all mouth. This is mouth.
Jr. Ratchet (to ratchet Mom): Do you wanna take this ousside? Cuz they can bring cameras ousside!
Ratchet Mom: Really? Because I think I flipped you.
Jr. Ratchet: You wanna do it ageeen?
Ratchet Mom: Don’t get all tough. This is not the place, this is not the time.
Dr. Phil: Sit down…..sit down.
Jr. Ratchet: Alright deen.
Amazing. Absolutely amazing. It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s a miracle she’s not pregnant yet. She may only be 13, but that’s at least 32 in West Virginia years. Is she even from there? Because she sounds nothing like her Mom. You gotta give it to this chick. Her 1,000% dedication to being a trailer park trap queen is second to none. I mean, she stole the TV show producer’s car when she came to her house. And her excuse?
“I saw the keys in front of me. I know where the car at?
Dr. Phil: You know where the car at. SMH.
But wait, it gets better. This chick, whose name is Danielle Ann, went back home to whatever cesspool of debauchery she hatched out of, and she got in a fight that was caught on film. And she got her ass BEAT by some other chick who pulled an Alex Alsanian and dragged her around by her hair before kicking the shit out of her. And she went on film afterwards and gave an even more legendary post-fight interview:
At least she owns it. She got her ass beat. But you have to respect her excuse:
“Y’all talking about something, bet she still got dragged now. Like, bitch I know I got dragged. Apparently y’all don’t know the difference between dragged and dog-walked. Cuz bitch, she dragged me. I DOG WALK bitches.”
That might be the greatest quote in the history of the Internet. Straight up legendary. Sure, she might’ve gotten her ass beat. But ass beatings come in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes you get dragged. Shit happens. But there’s no coming back from a dog walking. And Danielle Ann does NOT get dog walked. She takes bitches on dog walks. Don’t get it twisted!!
Anyway, as terrible as this soulless creature is, she’s just a child. The Internet really should be turning on the Mom, who tried to play it off like she was just your average American Mom, struggling with an out of control teenager. Everything you need to know about Mom can be learned from this exchange on the Dr. Phil show when her daughter got in her face:
Ratchet Mom: Really? Because I think I flipped you.
Jr. Ratchet: You wanna do it ageeen?
Ratchet Mom: Don’t get all tough. This is not the place, this is not the time.
“This is not the place.” As if there’s ever a normal place to get in a fist fight with your daughter. Just because Mom doesn’t talk like a gutterslug and didn’t purposely develop the most ignorant sounding accent in the history of mankind, doesn’t mean she’s any less of a waste of space.
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31 Comment(s)
Degree of ratchedness is directly proportional to severity of the eyebrows.
This is definitely the mothers fault!! She was probably bringing her to fights that she was getting into when this sad little girl was just a baby. So now here is stands this ratchet needs to have her ass handed to her,” Forget dog walked “……… Danielle has more golden than I do. Seems to me that the mother is rewarding her. Instead of taking away her iPhone and iPad.
Something tells me this girl has been dog walked lots of times…probably on a leash with a muzzle over her face.
Had no idea what this was, unfortunately I Googled it….. What in the flying fuck!
Only mistake here is not having a shaved head if you’re gonna rumble in deeem streetz.
Ahh, the American nightmare.
I saw the episode months ago. She may have stolen a Dr. Phil staff member’s car, but TBS stole a Dr. Phil episode. Cheesy, TB. Cheesy. Nothing else to write about? Has it finally started coming to this?
She needs dicipline, a father figure and The Jesus in her life.
My girlfriend asked me if we had potatoes in the cabinet for soup tonight and I told her ….Cash me ousside, how bout dat.
I’m bout the streeees, look for your own potatoes
Perfect candidate for scared straight. She ain’t ‘fraid of no jail? Lets see…..
That is one of the saddest things I have ever seen. Sad for her, sad for society. That poor girl was doomed from conception.
Great post Kim I really liked your thoughts on this. So ah, hey do you want to get a private chat room with me sometime?
Thank a lib, too.
Another slug that we have to support for the rest of her waste of a life, along with her poor, doomed but inevitable neglected offspring. WTF??
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.
There’s another video on youtube about the same mother/daughter. The kid stole the mom’s credit card and bought a stripper pole and put it in her bedroom. LOL! At least she knows what her future holds.
Spend just a few days in the mental health field, and you’ll run into characters like this all the time… the parents, the kids, all of them have some very deep-seeded problems, and a lot of it comes from their home life – as much as mental illness is genetic, it thrives in these terrible ‘homes’.
I’m sure mudshark mom had the entire ghetto going in and out of her home while the poor girl was growing up.
Burn the coal, pay the toll…
Herba baginaba beez rounda clok, tentyfosebun, likaba da wamartaba. Filldaba upa wida sssheeeeet.
I’m willing to bet we pay taxes to educate morons like this in Worcester.
I once helped someone close to me and took custody of a 12 year old for 10 weeks last year. I thought it was going to go smoothly………..What a fucking nightmare! I tell you what, we were NOT raised like this back in the days. At 12 we were doing innocent things, playing manhunt, hide and seek, wiffle ball, ect. These kids today are already having sex and doing drugs at 12, 13+
She wanted to live with me so bad, until a few weeks pass and she realized I’m not going to break and there are fucking rules to follow in my house. No home training, she had none! Always on her phone and never cleaned up her mess, talked back, talking to boys inappropriately, ect. Not in my house child!!! The types of clothing she wore… NOPE! I put them in a plastic bag and sent them back to her house. I bought her age appropriate stuff. That right there says a lot. If she was allowed to wear low cut shirts, and tight “pink” sweatpants at her age, what kind of parental guidance did she have? By the time she left to go back home, she was a different kid. I whipped her into shape in no time. I don’t know how long that lasted at home, because if they didn’t enforce rules the way I did, she would just walk all over them again… I didn’t care to ask. I just wanted the responsibility of her off of my shoulders. I know it sounds sad to say, but that was the roughest 10 weeks I had in years.
This girl’s mother is to blame for this behavior. Seems to me she has lost control a long time ago.
Parents are the big problem. That woman should be ashamed. Did you see what she was wearing in the video at home? Her parents obviously failed her, too. Unbelievable. Also, I’m still fascinated at kids wanting to be wiggers.
I know what you mean by “whipped into shape'”, but most kids today need a real whipping behind the barn. “Spare the rod” is just like “sanctuary cities”, really f’n stupid.
True, but she wasn’t my child, so I couldn’t. I believed she deserved a few, but I did not have that right.
I have 2 boys so I think it may have been easier for me. I hear girls are tougher. But we had a few situations here and there (mostly of them fighting each other) and I never got or allowed that kind of disrespect. You really don’t have to get physical with most kids. You just have to be smart, know when to put your foot down, and know their weaknesses so they can be taught how to behave. Taking away things they like is a great motivator. Nothing in life is free- it’s earned. End of story. They tend to cooperate pretty quickly when their video games, tv, phone, computer or friends are taken away to teach a lesson.
A spanking is the LAST resort. In fact, I have known of situations where a spanking doesn’t change a child at all. This girl was not bothered by her phone being taken away, nor her tablet, or anything she enjoyed. By week 3 I realized it was important for her to look “cool” in front of friends. I fucked that up for her really quickly and that worked. She took me seriously after that……………real serious. Some people may say it was too harsh emotionally, but it’s that or I whoop her behind and obviously, I can’t whoop her because she isn’t mine. Also, MY CHILD would NEVER act this way because she’s being raised in a very different household with very different rules. I won’t have to worry about a preteen ass whopping because of that. I will fucking jump off a bridge before I become the type of person that loses control of my child.
Some kids need the spankings Bunny… I have seen what no spankings for a child that REALLY needs one has done. It has turned them into monsters. Some kids are tough and stubborn, so taking away things or even embarrassing them doesn’t do anything. So, last resort….. Spanked!
There is a huge different between discipline for very bad behavior (not typical things kids/preteens/or teens do) and abuse, as long as a parent doesn’t come close to crossing the line, I don’t judge them.
Of course you did because your the best at everything that’s written on this. Your nothing but a newick n.j. wannabe
I’m almost positive you drink your own bath water, so I will leave you be… Retaaaaaahd.
Some of your LOW IQ rubbed off on me and I typed my email wrong.
I bet she pees in the tub too and basks in her lemon pepper fish taint.
She’d fit right into Worcester and it’s great public school system.