Mainstream Media Fails

The Des Moines Register Isn’t Interested In My Tip About A Nun Who Just Adopted 2 Syrian Refugees But Tweeted Something Offensive About Mexicans 8 Years Ago


Shell Shocker just published a blog calling out the disgusting Des Moines Register for smearing a kid who raised $1 million for a children’s hospital by going back 7 years to find offensive tweets he made after accidentally becoming famous with a give me Busch Light sign.

I was inspired to do a little test, so I went live on our YouTube channel to conduct an experiment. We’re gonna be doing more and more content like this exclusively on the YouTube channel first, so you need to subscribe to our channel so you never miss one of these impromptu shows.

I wanted to test out whether or not the Des Moines Register had a policy of reporting 8 year old tweets from random people who become famous for doing good things. In order to do that I called up their tip line and told them that I had a hot tip on a Des Moines nun named Sister Anne Clearly, who recently was praised for adopting to Syrian refugee orphans. I informed the woman who answered the phone that I had gone through Sister Anne’s twitter account and found something offensive she tweeted about Mexicans 8 years ago. My conversation starts around the 10:25 mark:

Teresa: “How do you feel that connects to her adoption.”

Uncle Turtleboy: “Well it doesn’t, but that’s the kind of story you guys do right? You see someone doing something nice and you decide to go through all their old tweets right?”

It connects to her adoption of the imaginary Syrian refugees about as much as 7 year old tweets made by a kid raising money for a children’s hospital. Taking in Syrian refugees is obviously trendy with the left, so I wanted to see if someone like Sister Anne would get protection because of that. She did.

Teresa: “So is your tip about Sister Anne Cleary?”

Uncle Turtleboy: “It’s about her tweets. Not recent tweets, they were like 8 years ago, but we are still responsible for the things we said 8 years ago aren’t we?”

Teresa: “I think we all have a past.”

Uncle Turtleboy: “I know but you guys just put out the story about the kid who raised all that money for the hospital, and then you went thorugh all his old tweets right.”

Teresa: “That’s a standard journalism practice.”

Oh I see. Your past doesn’t matter if you’re taking on a liberal cause, but it’s fair game if you’re some random kid with a give me beer sign donating money for sick American kids.

The fact that she was cocked and ready to tell me that it’s “standard journalism practice,” shows that the Register prepped their employees today. Look at their Twitter accounts and Facebook page. It’s being BOMBARDED by people calling them out for the frauds that they are. Guaranteed there was a mandatary meeting in which they were instructed to repeat the phrased standard journalism practice until they actually believed it.

Teresa Albertson I kind of felt bad for, but she’s working for these evil people so fuck her. She told me to go through her Twitter account and look what I found:

Is she a Nazi? I don’t know. I’m sure she’s done a lot of great things in her life, but it also says Nazi in her profile so I think readers had a right to know. We’ll leave it up to them to decide if she’s a real Nazi. Because…journalisming.



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30 Comment(s)
  • Grammar Nazi, not Nazi
    September 27, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    It doesn’t say “Nazi” on her profile! It says “Grammar Nazi”. I looked it up. Way to put red through the word “grammar” just to invent a story!!

  • randiguy2006
    September 26, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    You seriously need to get a life.

  • Adam Schiff For Brains
    September 25, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    I will keep making up charges until we get Trump removed from office for doing his job.

  • Captain Trips
    Jimmy Durante
    September 25, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Just look at Teresa’s picture there.

    You can plainly see she’s got a ‘nose’ for the news!

    • Y
      September 25, 2019 at 10:15 pm

      Grabblers gonna grabble

  • fustrated when in bad habits
    September 25, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    heard at convent ,all right ladies ,lights out at ten candles out at 11

  • taking a big rip off the hash pipe
    September 25, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    can’t we all just yell out a collective fuck you to anyone that needs to be told to fuck off

  • Real Men Play With Dolls Say Libturds
    September 25, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    The good news is Mattel is coming out with gendernuetral and trans gender dolls. They dont want boys toys and girls toys even though year in snd year out girls play with dolls and boys play with legos.

    • Y
      September 25, 2019 at 10:12 pm

      They are promoting the degradation of the nuclear family and sow chaos.
      The loony left wants to cuckold Americans for generations to come.

      • Y
        September 25, 2019 at 10:13 pm

        *to sow chaos*

        • No Mistake
          September 28, 2019 at 8:28 am

          Your point? Sow chaos, as in create chaos. Have you ever heard the saying “you reap what you sow”?
          If you are going to make fun of Uncle Turtle’s writing, make sure you check it out first.

  • Timber
    September 25, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Someone saying they are a grammar nazi does not equate them to being an actual nazi. It’s a figure of speech, nice that you used red to cover “grammar” since you’re cherry picking your battles now. Then again I can see why you’d be so threatened by a Nun who’s a stickler for grammar. Nice reach though.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      September 26, 2019 at 8:01 am

      That big gust of wind you felt was the joke going over your head. Now, get your ass back on the dance floor and find a new partner, ya cunt.

    • Porn nazi
      September 26, 2019 at 8:46 pm

      Shes not the nun. Shes the lady who answered the phone at the des Moines register. I was gonna ask what was crossed out. If it really says grammar, then cmon guys. You always hating on the liberals for doing this shit and now here you are. Hypocrites.

  • Dick Dastardly
    September 25, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Yeah I’ve got to bow out of this site now that UTB is so desperately trying to be a YouTube star.
    Every other story is about Tibbetts or Josh or some other random nobodies I couldn’t give a fuck less about.
    I think I really started losing respect for this site when the Turtlegirl writers started ragging on what they call ratchet CNA’s, LPN’s etc. Here’s a dose of reality for the Turtlegirl writers, those ratchet nurses went to school and are working 12 hour shifts at the very least 5 days a week while you’re just a Facebook surfer writing poorly written blogs about strangers on Facebook for $8 a week.
    This site has become a real shit show.

    • Dick Dastardly
      September 25, 2019 at 6:54 pm

      Just one more thing that I hope you take as constructive criticism.
      Your blogs used to be about Worcester where I’m originally from so I could relate.
      Now all of the blogs are about Fall River and the surrounding shithole towns.
      What happened? You can’t tell me that there is absolutely nothing going on in the second largest city in Massachusetts worth a blog story?

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        September 26, 2019 at 8:56 am

        Correction, jackass, it’s the second largest city in all of New England.

    • Nursing Facts Jack
      September 25, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      Lpns dont go to school that long. Lpn is a 2 year degree.
      Cnas dont go to school st all but they do wipe alot of asses nurses who work the baylor program work 2 12 hour weekend shifts and get paid for 40.

      • Bye Bye Felicia
        September 25, 2019 at 10:15 pm

        Maybe LPN’s have a two year degree, but it’s more education than the gals that write on Turtle Boy have. I know TB has to have a four year degree..he was a teacher. He should have been writing the blogs. Turning over his show to Twitch (whoever he is) and Bristol…not a good move! Uncle Turtleboy won’t get far with these folks bringing him down. I’m bowing out too!

    • Blah blah blah
      September 26, 2019 at 8:47 pm

      So does that mean you’ll stop your endless bull shit posts? Please, don’t let 5he door hit you on the way out, fuckface.

    • Kim Wescott
      September 29, 2019 at 6:33 pm

      Don’t let the back door hit you on your way out…..

      But I can’t help but expect to continue to see Dick Dastardly back in the comments. You trolls (addicts?) can never stay away from TB for long.

  • Rah
    September 25, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    Unrelated, but does anybody know how to get around a MassLive suspension? It now appears they check IP address as I can’t just create a new email account and do it that way.

    • Dick Dastardly
      September 25, 2019 at 7:05 pm

      Maybe just move on Rah and find something else to do than surf the net?
      I have to use UTB for an example here.
      UTB has been banned over 40 times he claims by Mark Zuckerburg.
      Mark fucking Zuckerburg who wants to be friends with EVERYONE around the world but he doesn’t want to be UTB’s friend.
      Sometimes people just can’t take a hint I guess.

  • Real_Finn
    September 25, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Carol Hunter, Executive Editor

    doesn’t look right…

    Carol Hunter, Executive Cunt


    • A real writer from a real paper
      September 25, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      Jealous much? This lady from the Des Moines Register (an actual newspaper) has a real job as a writer. North Shore, South Shore, Bristol can only wish they had a job like that!

      • Real_Finn
        September 26, 2019 at 1:11 pm

        A Real Loser From a Sub-Par Paper,
        “Jealous much? This lady from the Des Moines Register (an actual newspaper) has a real job as a writer. North Shore, South Shore, Bristol can only wish they had a job like that!”

        Jealous of what? Their numbers suck. The paper looks like it’s authored by a bunch of community college English 101 adjunct professors.

        Get Fucked,

  • Christopher Lettiere
    September 25, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    They (journos) protect certain types…POCs, pedos, etc.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      September 25, 2019 at 4:09 pm

      I’d say the N.Y. Post was Mais Stream Media. Sorry Y, your paranoia has fucked you in the head on this one.


      • Christopher Lettiere
        September 25, 2019 at 4:29 pm

        Fox News reported it, too, but nothing from The NY Crimes, The Washington Compost, MSDNC, CNN, etc.

  • Rochambeau
    September 25, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Does Teresa have a license to practice journalism… I mean, practice standard journalism? Which political party issues those standard journalism practice licenses? Is it the National Socialists Party that she put in her profile?

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