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As you know, many a hippie has come before us with a boycott, and many have failed. Miserably. The latest harassment of our sponsors seems to be a result of our expose on the illegal and inappropriate actions of Vernon Hill principal Carenza Jackson.

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Wonderful. The best part is that almost everyone who likes these pages is a turtle rider calling them out on their shenanigans.

Look, here’s the deal with Turtleboy Sports. Our only goal is to expose the truth. That’s it. Because for too long hack newspapers like the Telegram have purposely avoided reporting the truth because it makes the establishment uncomfortable. Melinda Boone, Joe Petty, Lisa Dyer and company would’ve had all their shady dealings go unreported had we not uncovered them. We will expose anyone who does wrong to other people. Whether you’re cheating in a charity road race or stealing city money by pretending to be a non-profit. As long as you play by the rules, we’ll have nothing to write about.

Additionally, we do not expose people who are minding their own business. We only write stories when people write ridiculous things on the Internet. It’s our right to and there’s nothing wrong with it. Don’t wanna be on Turtleboy? Don’t say dumb things on the Internet. We could call you out on it under your Facebook comment, or we could just put it in a blog. Either Mark Zuckerberg or Turtleboy will get the traffic. So we side with the latter.

Here’s how the Internet works. When you write something ridiculous and offensive, you have made a conscious choice to broadcast that to the ENTIRE WORLD. People don’t seem to understand this. So if I’m Corenza Jackson, the first thing I’m doing after the TBS article is taking this profile picture down:

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But as we’re writing this, it still remains up. Because in Worcester you WILL lose your job if you say that you are color blind, but an elementary school principal can broadcast to the the world that they are “fucked up” and there are no consequences.

Another thing we’d probably do if we were Corenza Jackson is get our family members to stop writing stuff like this:

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A family member of an elementary school principal calling people “retarded,” and she’s not doing anything to stop it. Any normal person would be in full crisis mode about this. They’d be calling up everyone related to them and tell them to cut the shit. Because it’s embarrassing to be associated with stuff like this when you’re an elementary school principal.

Then there’s the “her account was hacked” crowd:

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LOL. The “my account was hacked” is such a Tyler Seguin move. No one believed it then and no one believes it now. And even if her account was hacked, the picture was posted on May 3. Apparently three months isn’t enough time to take a picture down.

One of my favorite excuses is the “she can do whatever she wants on social media” excuse:

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So let me get this straight Heather. She shouldn’t be held to a higher standard even though she’s the principal of an elementary school? Isn’t that why she gets a six figure paycheck? A person who is in charge of kids as young as five should be held to the same standard as any idiot on Facebook? Yea, that makes TONS of sense.

But she’s right. She does have a right to a life outside of school, and she DOES have a right to free speech. But she DOES NOT have the right to be the principal of Vernon Hill elementary school. I heard they’re hiring bartenders at Leitrim’s though. Give that a shot.

The thing is, if a teacher put what she put on Facebook, they’d be reprimanded. I don’t know if that’s necessarily fair, but I do know that principals should AT LEAST be held to the same standard teachers are. Apparently Carenza’s supporters disagree:Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 11.28.51 AM

“Just the teachers have to be held to that standard.” Got it. So when teachers do something inappropriate the principal has the right to reprimand them. But who reprimands a principal when they do something wrong? The superintendent of course. Well we know by now that Melinda Boone ain’t gonna do jack shit, so long as Carenza is delivering that hot fire data on her Power Point chart. It’s the reason Lisa Dyer has a job at North High while Janice Harvey was forced out.

Melinda Boone MUST go. Can’t emphasize that enough. It all comes from her. We do not elect superintendents, they are appointed by the School Committee. Therefore if you care about your children’s education, and you don’t want them to be in the hands of people like Carenza Jackson and Lisa Dyer, you MUST vote in November. And for School Committee you MUST vote for Nicola D’Andrea and Donna Colorio and NOT vote for Tracy Novick, Hilda Ramirez, John Monfredo, or Jack Foley. The former have vowed to fire Boone. The latter just renewed her contract. Get rid of them for the children’s sake.

Carenza’s cousin has been posting some really hot takes on our Facebook page as well:

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Oh shit!! Stop the fight!!! This guy had a scholarship to Bryant. That’s the ballgame folks!! Everything he has to say is right and anyone who disagrees with him isn’t even smart. Bro, do you even have a scholarship? No? Then get the fuck out of my face.

Now if I was Corenza I’d be calling up my cousin and telling him to stop posting stuff like this:

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Lovely. He’s also really good at math:

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Hmmmm. So 10 out of 19 teachers left Vernon Hill, and apparently our Bryant scholarship hero believes this is 25%. Better bust out Carenza’s infamous magical math binder to verify!!!

Oh yea, and if you agree with TBS then you are also an Obama loving abortionist:

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Sounds reasonable.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 11.23.12 AMAhh yes. The chart!! Vernon Hill was a Level 4 and now they are a Level 3. So logically then she is a magical principal who has the ability to “turn a school around.” LOL. See this is my problem with the level designation. They’re meaningless and simplified so that dumb people can look at them and say “this one is good and this one is bad.”

They’re obviously using this as a reason to harass our advertisers as well:

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LOL. Sure ya did Bry!!!

They’re also going hard after Mike Gaffney, because apparently they are fans of Mosaic Cultural Complex as well:

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And Corenza’s supporters are endorsing this. And I’m sure they will DEFINITELY vote… soon as they figure out who Mike Gaffney is running against:

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I got bad news for Mike Gaffney though. WHEN he wins in a landslide in November, he’s gonna be assassinated by a guy named Tut Liu III:

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Tut Liu III is openly advocating that someone kill Mike Gaffney if he wins a democratic election. This person supports Carenza Jackson, a woman who is a principal at an elementary school in Worcester.

And if he can’t kill him, he’s got a back up plan:

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Boom. Roasted.

The Jackson 5 has been on a roll since the article came up:

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Yup. If your principal brings her two year old niece with her to school 50 days during the school year, you have to sit there and embrace it. If you call her out on this blatant and illegal liability for the school district, then you deserve to get canned. And if that doesn’t work, just call the teachers drunks:

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Ironically he despises TBS so much, yet he wants to write a blog for us:

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I guess he just needs a hobby. Or a job. Because after his application to be  a firefighter was denied, he sued the city of Worcester:


Anyway, we stand up for hard working teachers like the ones at Vernon Hill, who have dedicated their lives to helping children learn. These are the heroes amongst us and they don’t deserve to be degraded and belittled by a rookie principal with no experience teaching elementary education.


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36 Comment(s)
  • diddlin
    August 13, 2015 at 9:11 am

    I know he wasn’t a major part in the article, but Monfredo has a bit of a history from the 90s and a girl I went to Nelson Place with. There’s got to be record of it somewhere. It was in the court system for sometime and pretty hush hush but everybody talked about it on my Schwartz softball team he ended up coaching at least. It really wasn’t a secret.

  • Dave Lind
    August 12, 2015 at 10:44 am

    I am a bit confused. He went to Bryant on a “presidential scholarship” ( doesn’t say he graduated from) to attempt and fail to become a member of WFD? Its not like they have a Quinn Bill to promote a college education. Secondly, why would you go to college to sell junk out of a dump in Millbury?

  • coffeemate
    August 12, 2015 at 6:58 am

    James Kriger has been dying for someone, anyone to “boycott TBS”. He’s in his glory over on the boycott page. Lmao haters!!

    • Finnish Goalie
      August 12, 2015 at 9:11 pm

      Well, the Pats are at the Bills in Week 2, yes? No doubt there will be fun for all on the internet with the build up to that.

      Especially on their end if Brady ends up playing.

  • Wabbitt
    August 11, 2015 at 10:01 pm

    I love how this putz thinks his movement is growing because he has over 100 likes. And he claims that all of TB’s 13000 are just fake accounts.

    Damn… I guess me, my mother, and several people I went to elementary, middle, and high school are all figments of TB’s imagination. Damn… mind trip…

  • Boo Boo Bobby Gibbs
    August 11, 2015 at 8:34 pm

    Time for Skullfucking

  • Coco
    August 11, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    This is great! This is high value entertainment. I can’t stop laughing at Nanny’s comment “I’ll wager a Hamilton” …. I love it, my fellow commenters are just as, if not more entertaining than TB. This is defiantly an ill advised boycott of TBS, this group doesn’t have a prayer. Here’s some free advice…. Let it go. How about the American Ninja Worrier who wants to assassinate our Mayoral candidate. You can’t make this stuff up…. It’s free too

  • JHobo
    August 11, 2015 at 7:59 pm

    Trying to have a fluid conversation with this guy is a joke. He refuses to read my thoughts, or just lacks reading comprehension skills. Here I was hoping for a debate with worth, wasted my time.

  • L
    August 11, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    These people trying to defend her are just as fucked as she is.. anyone who knows her knows that shes a big mouth piece of shit who had no right getting the job in the first place. I hope the city does the right thing and gives the bitch her walking papers like she deserves.. Kudos to TBS for exposing the carenza we all know & hate..

  • j
    August 11, 2015 at 5:48 pm

    Ok, I didn’t even make it through the whole article, and already I have to stop Mike Satchell right there. I am from his town and I know that after High School he was a bellhop at some hotel in Marlboro. He did not go away to college and all his diluted fantasies he is writing about are NOT true at all.

    • Corvinus
      August 12, 2015 at 9:09 am

      Damn. Hahaha

  • crl
    August 11, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    They seem to be unaware of how the internet works….

    Any way of measuring how many ad impressions your sponsors are picking up from these tools linking your articles on their FB page?

  • Wabbitt
    August 11, 2015 at 4:17 pm

    Pro choice and voted for Obama twice?

    No, based on the lukewarm response I’ve gotten on the last few blogs, I’m the only turtle rider who fits that description. Nice try though.

    Seriously, the only Bryant that white trash dingus has probably ever been to is Lane Bryant.

  • marco shark
    August 11, 2015 at 4:09 pm

    someone just roasted them on their facebook page with an epic comment, I suggest reading!

    • Corvinus
      August 11, 2015 at 5:09 pm

      Plugging your own or something? Some detail would help.

      • marco shark
        August 11, 2015 at 6:12 pm

        just was watching while at work. yeah retail job is slow. Just head over to the boycott turtle-boy page. its popping off

  • Finnish Goalie
    August 11, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    Well, looks like the old Clive articles and the Buffalo Bruises blog will get yet another resurrection from the grave as now this group investigates TBS.

    • Hoov
      August 13, 2015 at 1:44 pm

      Nailed that one…

  • Corvinus
    August 11, 2015 at 3:47 pm

    We eagerly await your detailed report on the charges against one Michael Satchell.

  • MS
    August 11, 2015 at 3:30 pm

    Maybe she can have a family day in one of her English classes. They all seem to need it.

  • RJ
    August 11, 2015 at 3:25 pm

    Bryant is the #1 college…at what? Even on their own “Rankings and Accreditations” page, the highest they have themselves ranked is #16 for the top international business programs. I mean, that’s impressive, I suppose, but kind of an oddball category. Other than that, U.S. News has them number 11 in the North for regional universities. That’s number ELEVEN in a sub of a subcategory. Not badmouthing Bryant, but did he seriously say it’s the best school in the country? Who did they poll? Bryant grads? You’d think if someone said they were the best at something they’d….you know, advertise it.

  • TurtleBoyCommenter
    August 11, 2015 at 2:57 pm

    Vote. It’s the only true way of having your voice heard. Just vote. We don’t have the PAC money, so…. just vote.


    ‘Mic dropped’..

  • Welcome to Booneville
    August 11, 2015 at 2:50 pm

    And they all say they don’t read Turtleboy!!! Liars!! Dyer reads every word.

  • Nanny
    August 11, 2015 at 2:45 pm

    I’ll wager a Hamilton that these folks lose interest before Columbus Day.

    • Coco
      August 11, 2015 at 8:15 pm

      Funny shit Nanny,

  • 1Toleco
    August 11, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    You said, “Melinda Boone MUST go. Can’t emphasize that enough.” Might I suggest bold, and italicized? Humor aside, I wholly agree. Also, you might consider adding Collins to your ticket. He’s a good kid, does the research, and I believe will vote the right way. Just a thought.

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    August 11, 2015 at 2:31 pm

    Where’s Tito Jackson?!? We haven’t heard from him or Janet yet

    • Sissy Hankshaw
      August 11, 2015 at 4:08 pm

      Jermaine is pretty much the only one whose opinion I trust.

  • Concerned citizen
    August 11, 2015 at 2:25 pm

    I am suspecting Mr. Satchell wasn’t an English major at Bryant. His punctuation and spelling are atrocious and just reading his PBR fueled Facebook rant gave me an ice-cream headache.

  • GoneWest
    August 11, 2015 at 2:25 pm

    So he started but did he graduate from Bryant?

  • gb
    August 11, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    The truth really hurts…TB exposes more of Worcester’s finest!!!

  • Wheelwright
    August 11, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    Only idiots use Facebook. You give up all your freedom and privacy to the Administration by doing so. Facebook records every post, parses each word and makes it available to them for whatever purpose they choose. I ended up on the wrong side of the equation and no longer have an account. Be careful.

    If was was so stupid to actually have a Facebook account, I certainly wouldn’t post anything derogatory in response to these “under served” populations. They are clearly mentally unstable.

    The war drums are beating. Even hippies can drop the bong long enough to load their stolen weapons and things can get out of hand pretty fast. Everybody was having fun until somebody’s eye got shot out.

  • Corvinus
    August 11, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    So how many of these Jackson’s were with the Turtle until this came up? More I think the blog is great until the truth exposure gets too close? Hypocrites.

  • Samuel Burnside
    August 11, 2015 at 12:42 pm

    Seems to me he likes his sister just a little too much, if ya know what I mean!

    • COB
      August 11, 2015 at 1:45 pm

      HAHA!!! Incest is best if you can’t get the rest! Love it, bro! 😀

      August 11, 2015 at 2:54 pm

      If you can’t keep it in your pants…….Keep it in the family.

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