The Lakeville Laardvark Who Killed A 1 Year Old Golden Retriever Because He “Felt Threatened” Is In Wareham Court Friday And His Lawyer Is Trying To Get The Charges Dropped

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Remember the Lakeville Laardvark who killed his neighbor’s 1 year old golden retriever last year when it came onto his property?

The same guy who claimed he was threatened by the dog, but clearly was just waiting for a chance to shoot something with a pulse?

Luckily he was charged after a month’s worth of petitioning paid off….

But apparently on Thursday his lawyer is trying to have the charges dismissed in Wareham District Court…

As you can see, Walle’s family welcomes you if you’d like to come to Wareham to show your support, Friday at 9 AM. The more time that passes by after a crime like this has been committed the more people forget that it happened. But dogs are an extension of our families. And this man shot Walle FIVE TIMES!! Because he was “threatened” by him. So threatened that he could not simply close his door and wait for the dog to go back to its owner.

The Lakeville Laardvark weighs half a metric ton. There’s no way a little puppy like that could ever be considered a threat to him. The dog should be alive today, but he’s not. His lawyer is counting on this being forgotten. We’re here to remind him that we haven’t. If you’re free Thursday morning and you like dogs and want to see justice served, feel free to head on down to Wareham and let them know the turtle sent you.

17 Comment(s)
  • Will Crusher
    September 7, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    Wow, mention a dead dog and the fucking estrogen brigade comes out in full force wringing their manicured hands. A dog died. So what?

  • Howard Deeznuts
    August 29, 2018 at 7:41 am

    What is it with fat dudes killing pets? Remember that human skin tag from Leominster who shot his neighbor’s dog with his compound bow? He was about 300 pounds of blubber mostly from guzzling choad.

  • Rob Roy
    August 28, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    Relo. from Mass. to N.C.
    There were so many other options the shooter could have taken such as the police, animal control, finding out who the dog belongs to and talking to them, all of which require some bit of work, common sense and patience. It doesn’t look like this chap has much of any of these traits. In this case using a camera instead of a gun would have been much smarter easier and cheaper. This guy completely violated his responsibly as a gun owner.
    Hope he enjoys the harassment, the cost of lawyers, the aggravation of the entire issue, the stress of facing the result of his actions in court. Well was it worth it, punk?
    As for the dog owner, keep your damn dog on a leash or fenced. As the gun owner is responsible for every bullet which he discharges from his gun, you are responsible for whatever your dog does, on or off lead. A little responsibility on your part would also have prevented this.

  • Independent Thinker
    August 28, 2018 at 7:45 am

    I have a problem with the post asking people to come to court with their emotional support dogs. The only dogs that should be allowed would be licensed/certified service dogs. Too many people are claiming that their dog is an emotional support dog. When you question them, they claim they are disabled and accuse you of discrimination. That is why we need some type of state-wide certification because too many people get a certificate off the internet which they attach to their dog’s collar. Or they buy a vest that says “service dog.”

  • Buck
    August 27, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    Sorry, the dog and the chickens hold the same place according to the law. (Livestock)
    IF he shot it for going after the chickens, while it was still in the chicken pen, then I have no problem with this. If he shot it afterwards, he deserves whatever the court gives him.

    Dogs and chickens (and most children), should be controlled, not allowed to roam free.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    August 27, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    If you let your dog loose and it comes in my yard and threatens my lifestock, your little doggy is gonna get blown away.

    Lock up your dogs if you don’t want them dead.

    • Mark Berry
      Georgia Madman
      August 27, 2018 at 5:13 pm

      The only thing a Golden will threaten to do is to lick you to death. Common sense y’all. 

    • linda
      August 28, 2018 at 2:14 pm

      Go fuck yourself

  • Wwy
    August 27, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Better gasser hitler or McCain. I still say hitler he gassed the right people.

  • Kim Un Jong
    August 27, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    So did the dog attack the chickens?

  • M H
    August 27, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    A grown man (and a large one at that) shot a Golden Retriever 5 times because he claimed he was scared. What a coward. I hope he gets found guilty of something. Asshole.

  • linda
    August 27, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    This asshole is the biggest piece of shit! I

  • Mike
    August 27, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    but… but… 2nd amendment… You can’t take his guns away, that would mean you are a socialist and hate America, right?

    • John
      August 27, 2018 at 5:11 pm

      No Mike it would make you a Fascist. Same thing turtleboy is complaining about with Facebook, Twitter & google. Gun grabbers are just another part of the intolerant left wing mob.

      Fascism (/ˈfæʃɪzəm/) is a form of radical authoritarian ultranationalism, characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition and strong regimentation of society and of the economy.

      • Wwy
        August 27, 2018 at 5:19 pm

        Israel is a fascist government with concentration camps. Who gives a fuck about the dog,dumb article. Rem-dog is gone the worst dog in Massachusetts. Boston strong lol.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 28, 2018 at 1:12 pm

      No way should he have guns taken away. He should be heavily fined to make him think twice next time. Actually, the owner should get fined, also. No leash laws where this happened? However, I’d waive the fine on the dog owner. She’s suffered enough. She lost her dog, one of the gentlest breeds, and from her guns comment, good chance she suffers from today’s liberalism.

  • Kim Wescott
    August 27, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    The owner said court is on the 30th (which is Thursday) but the blogger told people to come Friday.

    Please clarify court date.

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