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The Mainstream Media Can’t Stop Embarrassing Itself: Reports That Fotis Dulos Killed Himself, Then Says “Psych” And Claims He Might Still Be Alive


Two weeks ago Fotis Dulos was arrested for the murder of his ex-wife Jennifer Dulos, he bonded out of jail for $6 million, and then fucked up by taking apart the memorial to his missing ex-wife that had been set up outside of his home. He also has issues with the collateral he put up for that bond, so he had a hearing today at noon to see if he was going back to jail and it doesn’t seem like he’s gonna make it:

What a pussy.

Guess that means he did it. Not that there was any doubt. They have the chud on tape driving a company owned truck an hour away to her town of New Canaan. They have him on video riding a bike towards her house. They have him on video dumping her bloody clothing all around Hartford. They just don’t have a murder weapon because a crack dealer named Fudge sold it.

His pony-tailed lawyer is claiming that he’s still alive.

But that’s because he’s a lying shitbag, and every other media outlet is reporting otherwise.

Not that the MSM is known for being a truthful, but this would be a pretty big fuck up if they got this one wrong. According to ABC they saw paramedics doing CPR on him for at least 10 minutes.

CPR only works about 5% of the time, and if they have to do it for that long you are done-ski.

Now this shit’s happening:

Oh for fuck’s sake. How hard is this to figure out? The media is such a joke.

If this asshole didn’t leave behind a note saying where the body is he is the biggest pussy of all time. But imagine if he did and he somehow survives this suicide attempt? That would be so awesome. The big winners from this are his codefendant ex-girlfriend Michelle Troconis and his shady civil attorney Kent Mawhiney. They were both charged with conspiring to murder, so now that he’s dead I’m gonna guess that it’s gonna be a lot easier to pin it all on him.

I personally don’t think the girlfriend was in on the planning. I know she didn’t like Jennifer, but it takes a lot to conspire to murder. I know she was involved in getting rid of the evidence, and I know she lied to investigators and was part of his bogus alibi by holding onto his phone while he killed his wife so that it would ping in Farmington instead of New Canaan. But I def think the shady attorney hatched the whole thing with Fotis, they planned to kill both of their wives, and only Fotis went through with it. The Dateline episode for this is gonna be off the hook.

The bottom line is the mainstream media is a joke and continues to suffer no consequences from putting out blatantly fake news, and then blames Trump when people no longer trust them.


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12 Comment(s)
  • Who Flung Cum
    January 30, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Did he died?

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 29, 2020 at 1:38 am

    it’s only real if it’s on video, and we will have to wait for the Wake Cam to zoom in on Dulos’ zippered lips, or watch his next sex tape drop. as it is, i only feel 10% real on my best days, even with my JVC camcorder set up in the bathroom mirror.

  • So pissed
    January 28, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    I’m so fuckin pissed this Faggot got the easy way out!!! So close to him being in a cell getting pounded reverse cow on Bubbas totem pole

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    January 28, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    Dude is such a pussy! He is reportedly in a hyperbaric chamber and I hope the pussy makes it. That REALLY would be AWESOME.

    • Can’t even kill himself right
      January 28, 2020 at 9:30 pm

      They said even if he survives, he will most likely have brain damage. Wouldn’t that be the perfect way for him to spend the rest of his life. Drool running down his face, shitting and pissing himself. One thing I hope is that he left a note. And that we find Jennifer. I hope he suffers every single minute.

  • randiguy2006
    January 28, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Hey Mr. Journalism,

    Have they arrested the guy in Springfield yet who you said was for sure the murderer?

  • Haywood Yablowme
    January 28, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Haha, they jumped the gun! Fuck em.

  • Alan Bohdiewicz
    AJ Alphonse
    January 28, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    I guess they kinda jumped the gun with this one!

  • Joe Biden
    January 28, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    He looks like Hunters even more fucked up twin.

  • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
    January 28, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    There’s like no editors left at the Hartford Current just a bunch of 23 year old liberal arts majors with iPhones who’ve been told all their life they’re the next Woodward and Bernstein.

  • kobe bryant
    January 28, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    um, the legs sticking out of the left side of the tent appear to be the same feet of the guy on the ground in the first picture. he dead.

    • Maggie the Cat
      January 28, 2020 at 3:45 pm

      “He dead” good one!

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