The MIAA’s “Super Team” Argument Looks Even Dumber After Wachusett Beat Shepherd Hill Despite Kevin Mensah’s 168 Yards And 2 Touchdowns

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Remember when the idiots at the MIAA said they didn’t want Kevin Mensah to play for Shepherd Hill because they didn’t want to allow students to form “super teams.” Well, looks like that argument just went to shit. Shepherd Hill lost to Wachusett 28-21 on Friday night in Mensah’s first game in a Rams uniform. He did rush for 168 yards and two touchdowns:

So I can see why they didn’t want him to play. But at the end of the day one kid can’t make a team a “super team.” Looks like the MIAA was wrong again. As usual.

You would think that the MIAA would be too embarrassed to continue this charade after a judge took a steamy dump on their face. But later this week they’re holding another “hearing” for Kevin Mensah to decide whether or not he is eligible:

Keep in mind, his waiver was signed by both Shepherd Hill and Holy Name. He’s satisfied all MIAA requirements to play. Their entire argument for not letting him play is that he is too good and thus would form a “super team” at Shepherd Hill. They’d be unstoppable and would form a monopoly, much like St. John’s has been doing since the beginning of time. Meanwhile Shepherd Hill lost their only game with him, despite the fact that he rushed for 168 yards and two touchdowns. In other words, they are completely full of shit, but since they’re all just a bunch of corrupt asshole former principals and AD’s, they’re probably gonna decide that he can’t play and make up a new rule just because they can. When they do that we will destroy them. Do the right thing MIAA.


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6 Comment(s)
  • Watching disgraceful adults
    September 26, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Perhaps the team has quit on a coaching staff who has in essence told them that they aren’t good enough, so they’ve gone out and recruited players to replace them?

  • Publius
    September 25, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    Recruiting should be allowed. Scholarships too, St Johns, Holy Name, SPM would love it.

  • September 25, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    Thnks for the video.

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 25, 2016 at 11:17 am

    Stopping in to say hello to my former fans. It is good to see that you have really cleaned your page up. You still have some morons blogging but one can’t have everything they want.

    I have researched some of your current bloggers and they all could be subjects of Turtleboy stories. It appears you have turned a corner there from having all Republican racist to entertaining the real deal looser moms.

    If you want to increase your ratings just unblock me as I will turn it into a Jerry Springer fest. Lmao. Honestly, look at the women who blogg on your site. All Jerry Springer material.

    • Cis white male
      September 25, 2016 at 11:50 am

      It’s the Democrats that are racist. The ones telling poor people that the system is against them and they won’t succeed. The soft bigotry of low expectations. The dependency. The fact that you can’t get aid or help unless you stay poor. Fuck that. Republicans say this is America, don’t like your situation? Change it. Fortunately we live in the best society in the history of mankind for socio-economic mobility. Hard work pays off, no matter who you are. Republicans encourage people to make smart decisions to better themselves. Democrats say fuck that, just blame the system and we will give you free shit. Stay poor, stay dependent, and keep voting blue!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      September 25, 2016 at 12:32 pm


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