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Earlier today we blogged about the disgraceful manner in which the Greenfield Recorder reported the story of the Orange fire that tragically took the lives of two young girls. The problem was that they interviewed two local idiots, who said that:

“From what they saw and heard up the street, they believe the girls were still alive when firefighters arrived and that they did not act quickly enough in connecting a hose and entering the home.”

A quick investigation into their background revealed that this was the GED express that the Recorder hitched it’s wagon to:

Well this blog has already been read over 25,000 times within a few hours, and we’ve gotten a lot of feedback about these two winners. So we did some Turtleboy investigatorial digging. Turns out that on top of shitting all over firefighters and maliciously blaming them for the deaths of two girls, there is also strong evidence to suggest that they have been telling even bigger lies for quite some time now.

For starters, they are not married. The different last names for Denise Dirth and Michael Chaplin should’ve given that one away. His Facebook page even says that they are “engaged.” But since the Recorder doesn’t do any background research they must’ve missed that one.

But based on what we’ve put together here, they have also apparently faked a pregnancy on Facebook. She posted this on June 30, 2015:

If she posted this on June 30, and she was due on December 10, then she would be about 4.5 months pregnant. Most people make the Facebook announcement a little earlier, but that doesn’t mean she’s lying.

She posts literally 50 times a day, and it’s always almost stuff about cats. So we didn’t feel like going through her entire timeline. You can if you don’t have to work tomorrow, but you’ll get sick of the cat pictures real quick.

Anyway, we found stuff like this in September:

“Little Michael III.” So in September she was sticking to the story. She would’ve been six months pregnant at this point. She began calling it a “high risk pregnancy” which would be a convenient thing to say if you wanted to explain why you weren’t posting baby pictures in January:

The next day she posted this:

Continuing the lie.

Meanwhile she’s posting stuff like this on the regular:

Michael Chaplin Jr. smokes LOTS of weed. He is so cool!!!

Then on September 18, shit seemed to hit the fan:

Oh good, she was going to buy cigarettes while allegedly 6.5 months pregnant. Besides that the only thing I can understand out of this rant is something about her dog getting into a fight with another dog, so she went to the liquor store to get free bottled water. Because apparently the liquor store in Orange is the Red Cross now. Oh yea, and her dog’s name is “Tattoo”:

All of this Internet arguing is hurting her imaginary baby in the womb:

Basically what’s going on in this conversation is this girl Lindsey Guitare saw her going into a liquor store in Orange and called her out on it on the Facebook machine. Because if she was 6.5 months pregnant, that would be a bad look. That led to this nonsensical diatribe:

Ummm….is that all gonna be on the quiz? Boys and girls, this is why it’s important to do your summer reading. Because if you don’t you will be an adult who writes like this on the Internet.

Oh yea, and you’d never guess this, but the dog is a pit bull:

Does she look 6.5 months pregnant there? I mean…..kind of? But that could be a result of grocery shopping at Cumby’s.

Oh yea, and she breeds pit bulls too:

Is that legal? I don’t even know. I assume not. But if you have a male pit bull that’s looking to fuck, give Denise a call because she wants to sell some pit bull pups. How much you wanna bet if you went through her phone she’d have Laughlin Kennel on speed dial?

Fast forward to October:

Less than 2 months until the due date of December 10. Still sticking with the story. Mommy and Daddy are anxiously awaiting the arrival of Michael III.

Finally the due date of December 10 rolled around. Now, if she was really pregnant, and something tragic had in fact happened and the baby was no longer alive, then the due date would be a pretty solemn day. Ask anyone who has ever had a miscarriage. More importantly, she would’ve posted something on Facebook about the loss of the pregnancy, since she is clearly addicted to Facebook and attention. But yet there was no mention of that. And on December 10 she posted a million times, but it was all just crap like this:

Safe to say that Denise Dirth is probably the most blockaable person on Facebook. I’d kill myself if I looked on my Facebook feed and saw that shit a million times per day. 99.99% chance she sends out Candy Crush invitations. More importantly though, there was no mention of a baby. Nor was there any mention at all since then. Nothing.

Now does this prove they conspired to lie about this? No. But this does:

Why? Because thanks to the Google machine you can take that same picture and run it through the world wide internets, looking for a match. And here’s what you get when you run this picture through:

Notice the date and location. This is indeed a 26 week old baby in the womb. But the picture was taken on October 11, 2013, in Edmonton. This is a Canadian baby that no one had ever heard of in 2013. Kind of like Ted Cruz. All Michael Chaplin Jr. did was search the Internet for an ultrasound picture, preferably a baby from far away so that no one would have seen it on their Facebook feed. But he wasn’t counting on the Google factor.

Insane.

All of this information was publicly available. We found it out in less than an hour and put this whole timeline together. Yet the Greenfield Recorder’s reporter was approached by these two poopsmoochers after the fire and was fed a bill of lies about the Orange firefighters purposely letting children die. And instead of doing ANY background research on who these people were, they printed their version of the story. Just think of that. Literally anyone can approach a Greenfield Recorder employee, tell them ANY story they want to, and the Recorder will print it.

But please Katie Severance, tell me more about what real journalism looks like:

After all, we don’t have fancy journalism degrees like the fine employees of the Greenfield Recorder or Telegram and Gazette.

Anyway, to sum this up, Michael Chaplin Jr and Denise Dirth went out of their way to vilify firefighters in the media, who just encountered a tragic situation that will probably haunt them for the rest of their lives. Firefighters whose only crime was caring about their community too much. But this lie was just a pattern of lies in the lives of these two Orange losers. In the last six months they have repeatedly kept up this orchestrated conpiracy between the two of them about a baby that never existed. They are sick people who clearly have no regard for anyone but themselves. Of course Michael Chaplin’s long criminal record could’ve told you that.

I’d say these two are the biggest scumbags we’ve ever encountered, but I think that’s pretty self evident and all of you have drawn that conclusion for yourselves at this point. And the Greenfield Recorder believed them.

Turtleboy out.

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