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Apparently The Patch is now into supporting random ratchet’s GoFundMe scams….
A Milford woman who lost her job at Friendly’s has taken to the Internet to try and save her family from eviction.
“My name is Sara, I am a single mom of 2 daughter ages 4 and 1,” she write on her GoFundMe fundraising page. “Recently, I was unemployed due to the job I held for 6 years unexpectedly closing. Most of you know how hard I worked for Friendly’s and I worked my up from server to manager. I was given a two week severance but my car was broken into at Plains Park in Milford and everything down to IDs, Insurance Cards and Socials for me and my children were stolen.”
Sara said she fell behind on bills and rent.
“Right now it is killing me to ask for help but I am desperate,” she writes.
Since posting the GoFundMe campaign on Aug. 2, she has raised $1,965 of the $7,500 goal.
You gotta be shitting me. This is news?? Random coochrag on Facebook wants you to pay her bills for you??? The mainstream media can’t stop making fools of themselves, and I love it. But apparently it’s working because she’s raised over $2,000!!
She’s been guilting people into donating all week…..
Here’s an idea – if you don’t have job stability, stop conceiving children. Friendly’s has been going out of business everywhere for the last few years. It was pretty much guaranteed that you would not be retiring with a 401K from the only restaurant in America with slower service than you will find in Jamaica.
She claims she just found out she was being evicted, which is almost impossible to do to a single mother with two kids. First of all, there’s a never ending sea of resources she qualifies for. Secondly, it’s not the landlord’s problem if you don’t pay the rent. Thirdly, you don’t get evicted because your check was late. The process takes months and is a result of probably close to a year’s worth of non-payment.
Oh, and she forgot to point out that she literally just moved there in March…..
She forgot to mention that part. That means she’s really only been there for four months, which probably means she hasn’t paid them a dime if it’s already reached the point of eviction.
Someone else pointed out how absurd it was for a media outlet to share some random chick’s GFM when there are so many better causes out there. According to the Milford Meatpop they did not have permission to:
- They don’t need your permission.
- Because they shared it and legitimized your joke of a fundraiser you were able to make more money. Stop talking.
Shockingly this was not her first GFM. In May she says someone stole her wallet and she got Ma Dukes to share her YouCaring for her….
She also forgot to mention the fact that she’s a DCF Mom…..
Lots of good Moms temporarily lose custody of their kids for a few weeks. This is definitely a cause that The Patch should be promoting.
As you can imagine people started calling her out over it. Allegations were made that she trashed her previous apartment on the way out, leaving drug paraphernalia behind…
When she initially started begging for money a stranger evidently asked her to see the paperwork from the courts, but sadly it never arrived….
The Milford Meatpop initially attempted to defend her honor by claiming to be a “college student studying to be a conselour”
And she brought up the undeniable ratchet fact that only God can judge….
Luckily the feelings patrol and future DCF Moms combined to defend her honor…..
One of the people who showed up to defend her honor was Grandma Meatpop Maryann…..
She reads a LOT of books with no pictures.
Which is weird, because a couple months ago Momma Meatpop was complaining that Grandma Meatpop ganked her XBox….
So let me get this straight. You bought the XBox for your sister’s kid for Christmas, but she then lost custody of him to DCF (obviously) so now the XBox belongs to you, but your Mom grabbed it before you could because she wanted to trade it in for some Zanny bars? Also, you hate your Mom (who is now defending you for some reason) because she often threatens you with DCF and once called the cops on your baby daddy who is currently incarcerated.
Oh yea, this is definitely the kind of GoFundMe The Patch should be promoting.
All this back and forth prompted her lawyer (who is very real, even though she can’t afford to pay her rent) to advise her to stop engaging with local rivals…..
Anyway, because our court system is a joke and landlords are constantly getting boned by shitty tenants she is apparently still living there, despite the $2,000 she raised for moving expenses….
And if you were thinking twice about donating to her, it’s her daughter’s 5th birthday coming up….
And it’s your job to make she has a roof over her head. Not her mother’s job.
Anyway, ratchets are gonna ratchet. It’s the only thing they know how to do. I just can’t help but laugh seeing The Patch, which calls Turtleboy a “gossip blog” falling for this skag’s bullshit, turning her into some sort of charitable victim, and using their “real news” outlet to try to raise money for her while she complains about them doing so. This is why people come to Turtleboy for news. Because this is the alternative.