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The Patch Shares Milford Meatpop DCF Mom’s GoFundMe Scam For Eviction Due To Lost Job, Even Though She Has A Job And Moved In 4 Months Ago Without Paying Rent

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Apparently The Patch is now into supporting random ratchet’s GoFundMe scams….

A Milford woman who lost her job at Friendly’s has taken to the Internet to try and save her family from eviction.

“My name is Sara, I am a single mom of 2 daughter ages 4 and 1,” she write on her GoFundMe fundraising page. “Recently, I was unemployed due to the job I held for 6 years unexpectedly closing. Most of you know how hard I worked for Friendly’s and I worked my up from server to manager. I was given a two week severance but my car was broken into at Plains Park in Milford and everything down to IDs, Insurance Cards and Socials for me and my children were stolen.”

Sara said she fell behind on bills and rent.

“Right now it is killing me to ask for help but I am desperate,” she writes.

Since posting the GoFundMe campaign on Aug. 2, she has raised $1,965 of the $7,500 goal.

You gotta be shitting me. This is news?? Random coochrag on Facebook wants you to pay her bills for you??? The mainstream media can’t stop making fools of themselves, and I love it. But apparently it’s working because she’s raised over $2,000!!

She’s been guilting people into donating all week…..

Here’s an idea – if you don’t have job stability, stop conceiving children. Friendly’s has been going out of business everywhere for the last few years. It was pretty much guaranteed that you would not be retiring with a 401K from the only restaurant in America with slower service than you will find in Jamaica.

She claims she just found out she was being evicted, which is almost impossible to do to a single mother with two kids. First of all, there’s a never ending sea of resources she qualifies for. Secondly, it’s not the landlord’s problem if you don’t pay the rent. Thirdly, you don’t get evicted because your check was late. The process takes months and is a result of probably close to a year’s worth of non-payment.

Oh, and she forgot to point out that she literally just moved there in March…..

She forgot to mention that part. That means she’s really only been there for four months, which probably means she hasn’t paid them a dime if it’s already reached the point of eviction.

Someone else pointed out how absurd it was for a media outlet to share some random chick’s GFM when there are so many better causes out there. According to the Milford Meatpop they did not have permission to:

  1. They don’t need your permission.
  2. Because they shared it and legitimized your joke of a fundraiser you were able to make more money. Stop talking.

Shockingly this was not her first GFM. In May she says someone stole her wallet and she got Ma Dukes to share her YouCaring for her….

She also forgot to mention the fact that she’s a DCF Mom…..

Lots of good Moms temporarily lose custody of their kids for a few weeks. This is definitely a cause that The Patch should be promoting.

As you can imagine people started calling her out over it. Allegations were made that she trashed her previous apartment on the way out, leaving drug paraphernalia behind…

When she initially started begging for money a stranger evidently asked her to see the paperwork from the courts, but sadly it never arrived….

The Milford Meatpop initially attempted to defend her honor by claiming to be a “college student studying to be a conselour”

And she brought up the undeniable ratchet fact that only God can judge….

Luckily the feelings patrol and future DCF Moms combined to defend her honor…..

One of the people who showed up to defend her honor was Grandma Meatpop Maryann…..

She reads a LOT of books with no pictures.

Which is weird, because a couple months ago Momma Meatpop was complaining that Grandma Meatpop ganked her XBox….

So let me get this straight. You bought the XBox for your sister’s kid for Christmas, but she then lost custody of him to DCF (obviously) so now the XBox belongs to you, but your Mom grabbed it before you could because she wanted to trade it in for some Zanny bars? Also, you hate your Mom (who is now defending you for some reason) because she often threatens you with DCF and once called the cops on your baby daddy who is currently incarcerated.

Oh yea, this is definitely the kind of GoFundMe The Patch should be promoting.

All this back and forth prompted her lawyer (who is very real, even though she can’t afford to pay her rent) to advise her to stop engaging with local rivals…..

Anyway, because our court system is a joke and landlords are constantly getting boned by shitty tenants she is apparently still living there, despite the $2,000 she raised for moving expenses….

And if you were thinking twice about donating to her, it’s her daughter’s 5th birthday coming up….

And it’s your job to make she has a roof over her head. Not her mother’s job.

Anyway, ratchets are gonna ratchet. It’s the only thing they know how to do. I just can’t help but laugh seeing The Patch, which calls Turtleboy a “gossip blog” falling for this skag’s bullshit, turning her into some sort of charitable victim, and using their “real news” outlet to try to raise money for her while she complains about them doing so. This is why people come to Turtleboy for news. Because this is the alternative.

29 Comment(s)
  • Non-ya
    September 12, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Shes at it again. Moved into the apartment building that I live in and never paid rent. Tried to scam our landlord recently. She moved in in March 2019 and just got evicted for non payment and other issues yesturday (September).
    I feel really bad for her kids. She doesnt take care of them. You should have seen what they were living in. Filth. Shes a scumbag. Glad shes out. But beware of her. Dont rent to her.

  • Turtle Observer
    August 10, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    This chick is pretty cute, with lots of baggage. Im going out on a limb and saying she doesn’t have the disease, though that is up for debate. Its clear that this bitch has suffered from lack of a male role model in her life. From what is posted, her mother is a piece of shit, which is probably why her dad bailed and her parents were probably shit as well. We have generation after generation of shit here. The only redeeming quality here is that the kid pictured is her own color. It would take a patient strong man to get this bitch under control, but with the 2 kids and one being developmentally disabled, that most likely won’t happen for her. Its a shame really. These bitches have such low self worth that she chose a piece of shit to impregnate her hoping for a miracle. The piece of shit baby daddy is a product of society and feminism. Feminism has taught the male of today that it is ok to dump your load in any vagina because that bitch can just abort or choose to raise the kid without you because you are just a sperm donor. Socialism has taught us that society will care for the unwanted baby if you choose to have it. Its sick. Combine that with the immigration issue in this country and the lack of sex education from the countries they immigrate from and its no wonder we have major issues with healthcare, transportation, states, cities and towns needing more tax dollars, and the divide between the upper class and middle class. There is no middle class anymore. Its either upper class or you fit in with gofundme mom.

    • Stunt Penis
      August 11, 2018 at 7:56 am

      Agreed, she is cute. Unfortunately the lack of good role models in her life resulted in her making poor choices, and now she (and her kids, unfortunately) are doomed, as she will continue to make one poor choice after another. The only thing that might potentially save her is if she moved away and completely cut ties with her existing “support structure”, and got her shit together somewhere else. Doesn’t happen often, but it can happen, especially if she cares about her kids.

    • Robert Wills
      August 21, 2018 at 6:01 am

      Just so people know that this is a trend for her. I was her friend for close to fifteen years. She needed help with the rent in her place before this one so I moved in. I was paying her 800 dollars a month for a room. But I didn’t care she was a friend in need of help. Little did I know she wasn’t even paying her rent but just pocketing my cash. She didn’t tell me she owed 10000 dollars in back rent yes you read that right 10000. And it’s not just her and her children it’s also her kids father. Yeah that’s right he lives with them. But all he does is sit around smoke pot and play video games. The Xbox wasn’t for her kids it was for him. Both of them are peices of shit and anybody that donates money to them just know it’s not going to rent. They are a blight on the human race.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 10, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    I’m a landlord and know many other landlords. I’ll put her on our ‘blacklist’

    Thanks TurtleBoy!

  • Brian
    August 10, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    When your at lunch sitting at a packed bar reading some lady try to defend this girl and you literally choke from laughing so hard at Clarence’s reply of…Shut Up!

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 10, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Daughter with developmental delays… Drug paraphernalia in the apt… I better not jump conclusions about what she may have been or may not have been doing while she was pregnant with the daughter.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 10, 2018 at 10:50 am

      fuck! *to conclusions

  • Dick Pole
    August 10, 2018 at 10:24 am

    She waited on my at Friendly’s. She’s a good waitress. I’m surprised Marty’s Kitchen, Johnny Jack’s or Jr.s Diner hasn’t picked her up as a free agent.

    I’m amazed how the white trash blasts their whole business on Facebook for the world to see. Zero dignity.

  • z
    August 10, 2018 at 10:13 am

    I wouldn’t be so harsh on the Friendly’s job if the Friendly’s was located within spitting distance of an interstate. Those seem to be surviving if not thriving. On the rest you are correct. Westfield had 3. Now the one by the Pike is the only one left. Parking lot always looks pretty full. You might think you’d be a little bit more secure in those locations.

    But, if she worked in an in-town one, yeah, the writing is on the wall for those. Jump ship on your own before you are forced to jump.

    Once the brothers who started it sold out years ago, it went downhill real fast.

    • Stunt Penis
      August 10, 2018 at 4:07 pm

      Friendly’s is a fuckin joke. I stopped at one off 95 one day coming back from NH. The bill for me, my wife and 2 kids was like $75 w/ a tip. I was like WTF. Ain’t like we had steak ferchristsakes, we each had a burger with fries, a drink, and small kid sundae. $20 a head? Who the fuck pays $20 for a hamburger (other than sucker Stunt, who hadn’t been to a Friendly’s in 2 decades and didn’t know any better.) No wonder why they’re all closing shop.

    • InsertScreenNameHere
      August 10, 2018 at 7:49 pm

      Even the ones right of a highway aren’t safe, the one in Ludlow directly of the Pike closed right at the beginning of summer (the start of ice cream season)

  • Dr. Cock
    August 10, 2018 at 10:07 am

    There’s a use for her. I bet she sucks a mean cock.

  • John Doe
    August 10, 2018 at 9:33 am

    Let’s get this straight… this IS clearly a scam… she and her whole family are scam artists… they’re not pathological liars! All of them.. and let me make this clear… she is NOT a “single mother of 2″… her children’s father, who is also a scumbag, lives, and has been living with her and her mom for quite some time! He’s been in the picture for as long as I can remember, and as much of a scumbag he is; it seems he does more for those children than she does.. so don’t let this sleeze ball fool you all! If she does get evicted, it’s for one reason… it’s because she did NOT use all you suckers’ donations! And she should be forced to give it all back! Which won’t happen!

    • John Doe
      August 10, 2018 at 9:40 am

      Oops, i meant they ARE all pathological liars*****

  • Eugene
    August 10, 2018 at 9:25 am

    I have a truck to help her move.I also have a knob that needs polishing,quid pro quo.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 10, 2018 at 8:55 am

    Can always pound the chocolate starfish………. jus sayin……….

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 10, 2018 at 8:53 am

    Need a kielbasa to hit the worn out sides of this cum dumpster.

  • Honkey Kong
    August 10, 2018 at 8:23 am

    Kathleen Schofield DeLuca: “Good lord (sic) with a lowercase ‘L’ blah blah blah your momma and granny blah something people said during World War I blah blah blah misspelled ‘grammar’ blah blah blah”
    Clarence Woods Emerson: “Shut up”

    The feelgood post of the day. Classic Turtle.

  • Crispy C
    August 10, 2018 at 8:04 am

    Girl is fucking poor and gifting Xbox Ones to people. Now asks for money. How about a NO. Someone take this girl’s uterus away before she can have any more kids. Seems like the entire family is retarded. Genetics can be a hell of a thing.

  • Jimmy McMillan
    August 10, 2018 at 6:33 am

    The rent is too damn high.

  • loader
    August 10, 2018 at 6:33 am

    She lives in Rolling Green. ALL utilities are included… this ratchet…GETS FREE RENT…..ELECTRICITY AND CENTRAL AIR…..along with a community pool. Pissah!!!! She contradicted and outted herself…I gotta a job!!! WHATEVER!!! scamming is her full time job….lmao….smh!!

  • WT Heck
    August 10, 2018 at 5:04 am

    Three years ago, a young unmarried couple moved into the apartment upstairs from me. Then it became obvious that she was pregnant, explaining why they both dropped outa college. Baby came, and so did EBT cards. But dad didn’t run away – he became a dad with TWO jobs (one at home doing grunty internet content stuff) and somehow managed to finish his degree. She started babysitting for working moms… long story short, mail from the commonwealth dried up, and the other day, he was off to work. He has one job, now, and he sometimes wears a suit. Signs of blooming prosperity grace their young lives. They toughed it out. Impressive.

    • Xyz
      August 10, 2018 at 9:09 am

      That’s how people with morals do things. More people should be like them.

  • SMH
    August 10, 2018 at 3:41 am

    Why would Patch report on her GFM? Because she likely asked and Patch hardly has any writers to go out and cover actual news stories.

    • Dog Ass Mudflaps
      August 10, 2018 at 8:53 am

      That’s like, way harder than just asking people for cash.

  • marshmallows
    August 10, 2018 at 12:29 am

    so this chick claims she works full time and is going to school. doesnt qualify for unemployment. has shitty parents who raised her and stole from her… and is getting hand outs for not paying 4 months of rent… where is her money going if she cant pay rent and bills!!?? and if her child has a disability then her kid should qualify for disability… and if her other kid is not disabled they could qualify for welfare. there are programs out there to help her… she is just being lazy and doesnt want to admit she needs help from the state… so she is asking for donations from strangers… if i put a go fund me up to help with lowering a utility bill… all my friends would tell me to get a job… but if she has a job. how come she cant pay rent? and how do you lose a job… then say you work full time? she makes no sense… she is taking money from people because she doesnt want to admit she is lazy and doesnt want to be responsible and pay rent… and if her rents that high. why is she living in an apartment thats over her budget for rent!? a 2-3 bed shouldn’t cost no more than under 1,000 a month… thats if utilities are included in rent. someone needs to snoop more into this cunts page and any social media thing she is using. because there are families who need waaay more help than she does. if she can spit 2 kids out of her tuna can. then she can get off her ass and work a stripper pole in between school and her so called “full time job” she claims to have or not have… she looks like nasty men would jerk their pricks off to her face… she also wouldn’t be in this situation if she used her brain to think. oh i have kids. maybe i should make sure they have a stable home and not neglect to pay the rent… or live in an apartment within my budget… nope. she didn’t think that through… nor did she think those kids through.. because you know her rot box was itching for a drippy dick and half a cup of baby juice to be busted inside her stank twat… why do people like her get help while those who actually need help get shitted on!? mother of the year reward goes to… sara chlamydia! (NOT!) and also… “ONCE YOUR ON TURTLEBOY… YOUR LIFE’S OVER!” XD <3 you turtleboy!

  • Gotta do what ya gotta do sweety
    August 9, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    I’m pretty sure this chick is familiar with his this process will go. IF you want to earn the money it is pretty simple. You are going to want to invest in a five dollar bottle of a silicon based line. Turn around and stick it up in the air. Now gently ouch out a little bit and push it down on the rod; once penetrated just relax it a little bit and slowly move it in deeper and deeper. Give the gentlemen willing to fund you ten minutes; sure close your red if you want no one cares…..and you should have your cash in no time.

    Good luck!

  • Hank Heffner
    August 9, 2018 at 11:20 pm


    For room and board she could a concubine, should be an option on the DCF form for any woman who is begging. Welcome to the street ratchet playboy mansion.

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