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The Patriots Aren’t Releasing The Name Of Peachfuzz Pedro Who Threw Beer On Tyreek Hill And Is Charged And Banned For Life, But I Bet He’s From Abington  

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SourceFirst, a Patriots fan who threw beer into Tyreek Hill’s face after a touchdown was banned from Gillette Stadium. Now, that man is facing charges.Foxborough police have charged a 21-year-old Massachusetts man with disorderly conduct and throwing an object at a sporting event. The man’s name has not been released.

“I just think that is ridiculous and how un-sportsman like. It makes me shake to think that they treat us like that when we are a great football team,” Chiefs fan Kathy Solar said.

It was late in the fourth quarter and Hill had just run the ball in for a touchdown when a fan sitting in the front row appeared to purposely spray beer on the 24-year-old.

“That person should be kicked out and shouldn’t be allowed back because we need to take a stand against that,” Solar said.

It has the entire NFL shaking. The Patriots issued a statement saying that beer throwing fan has been banned from Gillette Stadium for life. 

“Gillette Stadium security has identified the fan who violated the fan code of conduct by tossing beer onto a player during the game last night,” the spokesperson for the stadium said. “The matter has been turned over to local law enforcement and the fan will be sent a letter of disinvite to all future events at Gillette Stadium.”

According to ESPN, Foxborough Police Department said the Chiefs did not show interest in criminal prosecution of the fan, but stadium security and the police decided to pursue it.

Wait….what? They’re charging this guy criminally and not releasing his name? Which state senator is his uncle? Some turtle rider out there has to recognize this chud:

If you know who he is, let us know. We haven’t done one of these in a while. That guy has Abington written all over him though. And I bet he says “bro” a lot and shows up at UMass on the weekends to visit his friends uninvited. Someone turtle rider has to know who he is. We might not even release his name, because considering who the guy was he threw beer at it was well deserved. I just wanna know for curiosity sake.

Granted, Tyreek Hill DID get kicked out of Oklahoma State after pleading guilty to punching and choking his pregnant girlfriend, and later played the race card to defend himself. Maybe if a chick threw a beer at him he would’ve beat the shit out of her, but I think he can handle a beer to the face. When we got to Pittsburgh we get beers thrown at us

And when we go to Buffalo we get dildos thrown at us.

He’ll be OK.

Seriously though, what a maroon to do that. To be in that section you have to be a season ticket holder. Since he’s only 21 that means his Daddy probably waited on the list for 15 years only to have them taken away because his idiot son didn’t realize that Tyreek Hill scoring that touchdown with 3:00 left was yet another Andy Reid clock management gift. This is what Andy Reid teams do – they fuck up the clock. That was an arena football game last night, and one of the best I’ve ever seen. You knew Kansas City was gonna score, it was just a matter of how long it would take. If we let them drive the field and chew up the clock then they score and go for two to win the game. But if we let them score first they give us the ball back and it’s pretty much a done deal that we’re scoring, which is exactly happened.

God loves us more.

In all honesty thought, Tyreek Hill is so arousing to watch. I’ve never seen anyone that fast. He’s a world class sprinter who can play football too. He’s Usain Bolt in cleats. As much as I wanna shit on our secondary for allowing that one play, 75 yard touchdown pass, I can’t imagine any safety in the NFL stopping him in the open field like that. He’s that much faster than everyone else.

https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/1051674306634084352

Here’s my question – how do you ban a fan from the stadium. Answer – you can’t. It’s literally impossible. He just can’t use his credit card to buy tickets. All you have to do is get someone else in your group to charge them to their card, pay them back, and you’re right back in Gillette. What are they gonna do? Put his picture everywhere? They won’t even release his name.

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17 Comment(s)
  • Randall Guy
    October 16, 2018 at 10:28 am

    “Tyreek Hill is so arousing to watch.” SRSLY?

    Yeah please get to the bottom of this major criminal case.

    Meanwhile Saudia Arabia is executing our journlaists

    • Egypt's Dad Is A Homosexual Felon
      October 16, 2018 at 10:58 am

      Yeah, you want Tyreek to get into your bottom, but no sane man with the gift of sight would throw a bucket of piss on you Didi, you fat parasite of a slave for white cash.

  • Y
    October 16, 2018 at 10:11 am

    Was it Matt McGonnigal from Weymouth?
    turtleboysports.com/reblog-chudstuffer-tells-baby-momma-tall-tale-about-saving-girl-from-abduction-at-water-wizz-her-post-goes-viral-turns-out-it-was-all-a-lie/

  • EmfnT
    October 16, 2018 at 9:40 am

    News said he is a 21 year old from Mansfield.

  • Please fix your site
    October 16, 2018 at 5:33 am

    Hey turtle, you have to fix this pop-up laden, redirecting website! Great content, horrible design!

  • Winning
    October 16, 2018 at 5:04 am

    Perspective peeps, the offender a drunk 21 year old who did something stupid, punish him. The real issue is winning, the New England Patriots winning… not the Boston Patriots. Winning for almost 20 years now, Brady a guy they would love to hate but he’s just too decent of a person. Peeps don’t like it when you win TOO much. Any issue in the game no matter how slight becomes the focus, forget the great game and late win, let’s focus on a drunk guy who threw a beer.

    PS I wish somebody would throw a cold beer in my face when I’m all hot and sweaty.

  • Peter Lukes
    October 16, 2018 at 4:12 am

    Let me get this straight, you are endorsing throwing shit at the KC player, because, what he has a past, and another team’s fan threw a dildo at Pats players? But then, the dude that did it is a knuckle head too, because he risked daddy’s seasons tickets. Guess I am missing the point. You could fucking blind some one with all the shit that was flying, a terrible display by any fans. BUT WAIT, somehow your gut tells you this dude is from my hometown of Abington? How in the fucking world could you tell that? Oh I see, the gut is always right. Well my gut tells me he is a cock smoking liberal jerk off from Holden. I mean, we all know the lowest of the low come from Holden, right? Fuck heads. I bet you are eating SJWs out behind the scenes and the whole quasi-conservative thing is just a blog ruse, right? And that retard you have on your shows, he’s really a pastor somewhere, well, from the sounds of t, probably still loves little boys, but you get the drift. HAHHAHAHA Dickheads.

    • WeAreFucked
      October 16, 2018 at 8:46 am

      There is no way anyone from Holden would do something like this, you ass-hat.

    • Let me up, I've had enough
      October 16, 2018 at 1:20 pm

      Wow. Someone peed in your cheerios, didn’t they? You are SO angry about that Abington comment. Abington is Brockton’s taint.

  • Wwy
    October 16, 2018 at 12:48 am

    KIke owner with a 12 year old girlfriend enough said. Tell that kike kraft to jump in an oven.

    • Michael Che
      October 16, 2018 at 7:46 am

      See, this right here is the true face of Boston.

    • JamesTheGreek
      October 16, 2018 at 9:29 am

      Holy crap. WOW you are a disgusting human. I HOPE you don’t have children and continue to breed hate. You are a sick person. But guess what, YOU LOSE! See there are MORE of everyone else here in MA than there are of you. Not exactly a good place to be a WASP. Hope someone finds out who YOU are and lets you have it. Cowardly racist hiding behind your computer

    • Don't Be A Lickspittle
      October 16, 2018 at 12:41 pm

      Living under a rock is no way to go through life son.

    • Bob Kraft
      October 16, 2018 at 3:02 pm

      I’m going to pass on jumping in an oven. All I do is win. My sports team holds records, I could buy and sell your entire family tree, and I’ve got a roster full of employees ready to beat the fuck out of you before they hold you down while I shit on your weak, bitter face.

      Got that, Russian-dick-sucking faggot?

    • Wwy
      October 17, 2018 at 12:32 am

      Listen to these rainbow waving fags, you poor things we all feel bad for kikes we know their born that way. If you want to visit Moscow the leader of the free world Putin will show you one of kike krafts rings,lol. It’s on display year round and says the Jew way to win. Thank God we have put in putting those kikes on a leash.haha!

      • Y
        October 17, 2018 at 1:39 am

        Wwy, you are terrible at trolling.
        Your spelling and grammar are atrocious.
        No one can be so miserable in life, unless you’re still waiting for that pube of a dick to finally shoot a load.
        Chances are, you still shoot blanks and take orders from some cuck whom you call Professor, Mom or Chief #MeSioux Soup.
        GFY

  • Michael Cadenas Press Team
    October 16, 2018 at 12:40 am

    That’s Mikey Cadenas mom! And that wasn’t a beer she threw, it was a BABY #savemikey #givememoneynow

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