The Pumpkin Spice Mafia is at it again!
Those wacky Mother Of God folks and their Bible thumping sex trafficking ring! Be less believable, Kaitlan. You can’t. Does this really look like a face that knows true peril to you?
And this shit has been shared 111 times last I checked. Great job cracking down on fake news and false information, Zuck. Be more inept. You can’t.
I don’t know how many times we’ve said it, but this simply is not how sex trafficking works. I’m sure as soon as little miss Yoga and sunshine walked out of the police station after recounting her harrowing tale, the entire room erupted into a good round of laughter. The police wish sex trafficking rings were stupid enough to take affluent basic girls from public parking lots with religious pamphlets and minimal force. It would make the job so much easier. The truth is sex traffickers in America find young, impressionable girls with shitty self esteem and usually even shittier homes, promise them a better life, and they go willingly. But who gives a shit about those girls, amirite? They’re usually poor, trapped in the margins, and disproportionately of color. Sometimes they are already sex workers to begin with, looking for protection on the streets or more customers. Those are well researched facts, but they don’t exactly resound with the 18 to 20-something middle to upper class white college students who propagate this bullshit around. So fuck the facts and statics, and logic too, they never stop the mass hysteria from spreading like a case of the clap all over Facebook, anyway. Don’t listen to actual experts, listen to THESE experts.
It happened to you too, Christina? You don’t say.
Those are the eyes of a woman who defeated sex trafficking for sure.
And as it turns out, the entire area is rife with nefarious plots to forcibly kidnap and imprison every last female in the Starbucks line. That Frappacino comes with a complimentary life of forced sexual servitude! Just take it from this underground sex work expert.
That’s not how any of this works, Nicole. Please stop. This is why the wage gap exists. When you pull shit like this online, you make it appear that we as females are in fact worth less than our male counterparts. When was the last time Kyle from IT screeched to all his friends about the Jehovah’s Witnesses showing up to lure him into a life of endless drugged up blowies for pay under the guise of giving him the “Good News”? Never, Nicole. That’s when. This is just embarrassing.
Even Kaitlan’s mom got in on the fear mongering action, who, ironically enough, goes by “Becky”.
Jesus Christ. Please, Tarsis, don’t get the word out. This is embarrassing. This is what Mark Zuckerberg is doing to you all. He has created a mindless echo chamber of fuzzy good feelings and overblown histrionics that allows for mindless bullshit like this to run rampant, while shutting down any clear voice of reason simultaneously. I’m really glad we got scrubbed off his little social justice orgy platform so there’s even less opposition to this stuff. Mass hysteria and paranoia has only historically cased fun little incidents like the Salem Witch Hunt and the McCarthy era communism scare….no big deal. Keep on keeping on, Pumpkin Spice Beckys. You’re making the rest of us females look oh so good. This is what happens when you try to control the internet and stifle any form of well-rounded and diverse discourse. People slowly but surely start losing the capacity for any form of critical thinking and rationale. I’m not saying the PSM should cease to exist – it’s legal to be a complete fucking moron. I’m simply saying when the Mother of God chicks start getting hit with a face full of mace, or tied to fences or some shit because they blindly believe these girls will have any sort of interest in their weird Jesus cult….we tried to warn you. It’s just Silicon Valley has deemed our rough language, Christmas trees and support of the police to be far more dangerous.
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