The PSM Still Doesn’t Understand How Sex Trafficking Works, Facebook Enables The Spread Of Mass Hysteria And It’s Getting Beyond Ridiculous

The Pumpkin Spice Mafia is at it again!



Those wacky Mother Of God folks and their Bible thumping sex trafficking ring! Be less believable, Kaitlan. You can’t. Does this really look like a face that knows true peril to you?

And this shit has been shared 111 times last I checked. Great job cracking down on fake news and false information, Zuck. Be more inept. You can’t.

I don’t know how many times we’ve said it, but this simply is not how sex trafficking works. I’m sure as soon as little miss Yoga and sunshine walked out of the police station after recounting her harrowing tale, the entire room erupted into a good round of laughter. The police wish sex trafficking rings were stupid enough to take affluent basic girls from public parking lots with religious pamphlets and minimal force. It would make the job so much easier. The truth is sex traffickers in America find young, impressionable girls with shitty self esteem and usually even shittier homes, promise them a better life, and they go willingly. But who gives a shit about those girls, amirite? They’re usually poor, trapped in the margins, and disproportionately of color. Sometimes they are already sex workers to begin with, looking for protection on the streets or more customers. Those are well researched facts, but they don’t exactly resound with the 18 to 20-something middle to upper class white college students who propagate this bullshit around. So fuck the facts and statics, and logic too, they never stop the mass hysteria from spreading like a case of the clap all over Facebook, anyway. Don’t listen to actual experts, listen to THESE experts.


It happened to you too, Christina? You don’t say.


Those are the eyes of a woman who defeated sex trafficking for sure.

And as it turns out, the entire area is rife with nefarious plots to forcibly kidnap and imprison every last female in the Starbucks line. That Frappacino comes with a complimentary life of forced sexual servitude! Just take it from this underground sex work expert.


That’s not how any of this works, Nicole. Please stop. This is why the wage gap exists. When you pull shit like this online, you make it appear that we as females are in fact worth less than our male counterparts. When was the last time Kyle from IT screeched to all his friends about the Jehovah’s Witnesses showing up to lure him into a life of endless drugged up blowies for pay under the guise of giving him the “Good News”? Never, Nicole. That’s when. This is just embarrassing.

Even Kaitlan’s mom got in on the fear mongering action, who, ironically enough, goes by “Becky”.

Jesus Christ. Please, Tarsis, don’t get the word out. This is embarrassing. This is what Mark Zuckerberg is doing to you all. He has created a mindless echo chamber of fuzzy good feelings and overblown histrionics that allows for mindless bullshit like this to run rampant, while shutting down any clear voice of reason simultaneously. I’m really glad we got scrubbed off his little social justice orgy platform so there’s even less opposition to this stuff. Mass hysteria and paranoia has only historically cased fun little incidents like the Salem Witch Hunt and the McCarthy era communism scare….no big deal. Keep on keeping on, Pumpkin Spice Beckys. You’re making the rest of us females look oh so good. This is what happens when you try to control the internet and stifle any form of well-rounded and diverse discourse. People slowly but surely start losing the capacity for any form of critical thinking and rationale. I’m not saying the PSM should cease to exist – it’s legal to be a complete fucking moron. I’m simply saying when the Mother of God chicks start getting hit with a face full of mace, or tied to fences or some shit because they blindly believe these girls will have any sort of interest in their weird Jesus cult….we tried to warn you. It’s just Silicon Valley has deemed our rough language, Christmas trees and support of the police to be far more dangerous.

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15 Comment(s)
  • Uncle Dan
    February 4, 2019 at 11:13 am

    Hi Kaitlan, Uncle Dan here. Im so glad you have your own mace. Disregard Aunt Carrie Jean’s comment, I don’t have any more mace. You see, your aunt likes to rub mace on my prick and her clit when we fuck, to give a more sensational and arousing feeling. I suggest trying it some time. If you want, the next time i buy some more mace, I buy in bulk, i can come over and give you a few bottles. Stay safe out there honey and keep repping the pumpkin spice mafia!

  • W.Ron G. Jeremy
    February 3, 2019 at 8:10 am

    If she has thigh gap I can help her with the wage gap

  • Richyrich
    February 2, 2019 at 7:54 am

    What’s up with you trolls and your disgusting, crude , vulgar comments about this woman? Okay so maybe she overreacted to some bible-thumpers in a parking lot, but that doesn’t mean she’s some crazy slut. You dumb fuckers need to jerk off even more than you already do to get it out of your system. She’s out of your league and that’s what pisses you off.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 1, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    Some random thoughts on what I might do if I found myself in that situation.
    Ask if they have a business card so I could get back to them.
    Take my cell phone out and ask if I could get their picture or record a video of the exchange.
    Turn the tables and let them know I’m recruiting people to work from home making big money.

    Come to think of it, whatever happened to those spammers that use to flood the comments sections of many on line articles with entries about how much money they were making working from home.

  • Bristol County Turtle Rider
    February 1, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    These sex trafficking head cases are all over the bristol county Facebook groups too, i guess there’s a whole ring operating along the i195 corridor between wareham and providence! odd how the local newspapers and tv stations haven’t said a peep. from what i’ve seen being a sex slave is about the only way some of these women are going to get anywhere near a penis.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Ashley's Beach Body Fail
    February 1, 2019 at 6:53 pm


    The Pumpkin spice schtick was only mildly interesting the first time it was blogged about. Now it’s boring, and bashing hot chicks desperate for attention says as much about you as it does them. Time to up your game.

  • Phong
    February 1, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    We should tell these idiots that the left lane on a highway is the sex trafficking lane.

  • on02151blueline
    February 1, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    More pics of the girl with the tattoos on arm with the flatties.

  • Jim
    February 1, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    That’s hilarious. Should give them more and more fake stories to stir them up even worse to the point where they’ll start realizing that they’re too much a bunch gullible gossiping halfwits

  • Kaitlan Likes It Rough
    February 1, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Kaitlan is easy to pick up and she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. She loves to tongue your taint in order to get the blood flowing and she prefers a facial as opposed to swallowing.

    • The angry taint
      the angry taint
      February 1, 2019 at 9:54 pm


  • don
    February 1, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    these women get on here dressed in their finest in hopes that some model agency or others will make them famous. pretty pathetic. Do the hard work if you want to become famous women are bitching because they dont want o be seen as sex symbols, but yet they go to job interviews with barely anything on. there are good women with great minds and then there are the lazy whores looking to get rich by using their bodies. every woman wants to be looked at like they are beautiful, but if you dont have the brains to go with it, its just not going to happen.

    • WErFUKED
      February 1, 2019 at 4:16 pm

      Did you get hit in the head with a big rock recently?

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    February 1, 2019 at 11:49 am

    Beautiful and stupid! Great combo. Every mall ive ever been to. Has cameras everywhere. Where’s the video? Did the cops go get it? Were they even notified? She smells of Bullshit. How is it, in ALL these instances, no one has been detained by store security? Been followed out to get plate numbers? Been detained until police arrive? Simple. She needs some Facebook interaction so she jumps on the pumpkin spice train…

  • z
    February 1, 2019 at 11:29 am

    I don’t believe it’s sex trafficking but there are people out there that are not all there.

    Years ago at work, before card swipe access to anything but the lobby there was a women wandering around the office trying to get people to buy jewelry broaches of Tweety-Bird and Woody-Wood pecker. Like magic, she was just there.

    It’s really unfortunate that she didn’t drive off and then come back and parked away from the action but close enough to see what kind of car the people got into to. Even better to have a plate #.

    Also, I believe the mall has cameras all over the parking lots. The mall also has security patrols constantly driving through the lots.

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