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WHDH: A 19-year-old Sandwich man is facing several charges after he allegedly hit Boston Red Sox manager Alex Cora with a thrown beer during the team’s World Series victory Parade on Wednesday. Detectives who saw Patrick Connolly hit Cora with the projectile as he passed by in a Duck Boat on Boylston Street around 11:40 a.m. found him holding a Natural Light beer can and placed him under arrest, according to court documents. Connolly told detectives, “I love Cora. I didn’t mean to hit him,” the documents said. Cora was not injured in the incident.

As Connolly was being booked, he allegedly said, “That was stupid. I wasn’t trying to hit Cora.” Connolly was arraigned in Boston Municipal Court Wednesday afternoon on charges including assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon, disorderly conduct, and being a minor in possession of alcohol. He was released on personal recognizance and is due back in court in November.

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A lot of people sent us this story, but I’m sorry folks, I gotta go free muh boi on this one. Obviously he didn’t mean to hurt anyone, he’s just a dumbass 19 year old with bad aim who doesn’t understand parade beer throwing etiquette. I’ve been to these parades before, and throwing beers at players is just what you do. They invite it. They just all can’t have hands like Gronk.

I know Alex Cora didn’t ask anyone to throw him a beer, but shit happens when you have players in duckboats asking drunken boobs to throw beers at them. Either make it clear to the players and the fans ahead of time that this tradition is over, or deal with the occasional beer to the face at our next duckboat parade in 3 months.

Patrick Connolly from Sandwich has to be the broiest bro who’s ever broed.

To the surprise of no one he grew up playing hockey.

He’s 19 years old and looks like he owns at least 4-5 articles of clothing that contain the words, “Saturdays are for the boys.” He’s the kind of Chad who wears flat brimmed hats and only buttons the top button of his baseball shirts.

I will say this though – he’s got a lot to learn about beer throwing etiquette. Everyone knows you don’t throw open cans of beer if you expect the person you’re throwing to to drink it. That’s day one stuff. Sure, it’s probably a lot safer to do that, but it defeats the purpose of it. All they’re gonna get is wet. You can’t chug an empty beer. Plus, who throws a beer at Cora? AC is a grown ass man. If he chugs a beer at the parade his wife is gonna make clean the bathroom when he gets home. Not worth it. You only throw beers at players or Gronk’s brothers, and they have to be under 30 years old. I don’t make the parade rules, I just respect them.

If Bro-back Mountain wants to come on the Live show on Saturday night to explain his side of the story we’d love to have him. Hit us up Patrick, or we’ll probably just call you anyway.

Obviously Patrick Connolly just wanted to be cool and tell his friends that he got Cora to drink a beer, but unfortunately for him he learned a hard lesson about what happens when keeping it bro goes wrong. So yea, easy with pearl clutching folks.

Come on Red Sox fans, we're better than this…. RT @7News: UPDATE: Boston police say Red Sox manager Alex Cora was hit by a can of beer thrown by a 19-year-old Mass. man: https://t.co/8ArxwJsirq #7News https://t.co/7x2asreXk8

— Elizabeth Cherneff (@echerneff) October 31, 2018