The Seven Degrees Of Ratchet: Bill Burke, 2020 Pro-Trans Republican Candidate For Quincy State Rep, Creator Of This Batshit Insane Political Ad Potraying His Asian Opponent As Hilter And Owner Of Burke Oil, The Company That Allegedly Treated A War Veteran Like Shit, Is The Father Of Our #1 Biggest Fan, Sad Cow Tiffany McNeil, Which Explains A Lot About Her Insane Behavior
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Who remembers this sad, angry cow and who enthusiastically lusts after Michael Cadena’s scam artist peen against all semblance of common sense and logic, Tiffany McNeil?
Tiffany has really hated Turtleboy ever since we exposed the Help Us Save Mikey racket for the soulless scam that it is. More and more it has become evident that Michael Cadena’s insane accusations against the mother of his child and currently custodial parent, Amber Buck, are completely without merit. Of course, we have know this for quite some time, and I have been quite outspoken in my growing disdain for Mike, due to his staunch insistence on waging his custody battle on social media instead of just, you know, showing up to court and working out a parenting time schedule like a man. As the hammer falls down, Mike seems to be sending his pussy patrol out to do his dirty work, while simultaneously unfriending them all on Facebook. Nice try, jackoff, but not everyone is as stupid as you.
This dirty work includes ripping in to anyone who openly disagrees with his insane and completely illogical rhetoric, which is a tall order considering there are few people out there unbalanced enough to go through the complicated mental gymnastics required to reach the conclusion that Mike dindonuffin. Tiffany is definitely that unbalanced, and boy does it show in her comments as she obsessively trashes us for telling the truth, mocks the physically disabled, accuses a licensed foster mom of losing custody of her children, and does her very best to keep that exploitative video that Mike was ordered to take down alive and well on the interwebz while throwing around totally false accusations of sexual abuse that very well could follow this kid around for life:
Yeah. She seems mentally well. Totally sane.
Well, it all came to a crescendo when she unsuccessfully tried to doxx me, including someone’s home address in a vaguely threatening message:
You’re stalking the wrong chick, Sniffany. Better try harder, or just give it up all together. After the fun little game of “Seven Degrees of Ratchets” I just played, might I suggest the latter? Turns out the shit doesn’t fall far from the asshole in Little Miss Mad Cow Disease’s family. So let me introduce you to the ballsack who lent the damaged sperm that became 1/2 of this psychotic cow, Bill Burke, owner of Burke Oil and last year’s failed candidate for Quincy State Rep:
Once you look in to Daddy Burke a little bit, it becomes abundantly clear why A. He lost the election this year, and B. Sniffany is such a crazy, rude little cunt. Let’s start with this insane political Ad we found on Billy boy’s Facebook page, where he plays the race baiting card times a million and strangely characterizes his opponent as…Asian Hitler…?
But don’t be fooled guys, he is totally into inclusion, because who doesn’t want a race-baiting State Rep who wants to waste time and money squabbling over which bathrooms we should be allowed to use?
“How about they cover immigrant harassment issues as well.” The hypocrisy is palatable with this one. It sure looks like Tiffany got her sparkling people skills from Dear Old Dad, too, because he doesn’t seem to quite have mastered the whole “charming the constituents” bit:
Hmmm. Then there’s the whole issue of his company, Burke Oil Company. The sheer volume of bad reviews is mind boggling.
That is literally just a small fraction. I couldn’t include all of them, or this blog would be endless.
And their responses to to the poor reviews are just as professional as one would imagine.
The Burkes seem like really nice people. No wonder Tiffy is such a peach who has pissed off more random strangers and turtle riders than I could count on her entire trashy family’s fingers and toes.
Most egregious, however, would be Bill and the fam’s purported treatment of a veteran in need of oil in the dead of winter, shortly after returning from an 8 year tour of duty overseas, protecting our freedom and risking his life.
You can actually read it in this veteran’s own words, too, if there was any doubt left that Bill Burke is pretty scummy:
He also seems to run a business that’s pretty awful to the elderly and families in general.
That’s cool. Makes perfect sense why Tiff grew up to be such a vile garbage spewing piglet. Pray for her, it’s all she’s ever know.
Hey, at least Bill seems to take a hard stance against drugs and violence.
Although it loses quite a bit of resonance when you consider his darling daughter has been harassing strangers on the internet for months on account of a guy with a record that looks like this.
1996-11-8 – 9656CR07719- OPERATING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF LIQUOR
1996-11-8 – 9656CR07719- OPERATING AFTER LICENSE OR RIGHT TO OPERATE SUSPENDED
1997-02-10 – 9756CR0838- ASSAULT WITH INTENT TO MURDER
1997-02-10 – 9756CR0838- ASSAULT & BATTERY WITH DANGEROUS WEAPON
1997-02-10 – 9756CR0838- ASSAULT & BATTERY BY DANGEROUS WEAPON
1997-02-10 – 9756CR0838- LEAVING THE SCENE OF ACCIDENT, PERSON INJURY, NO DEATH
1997-03-18 – 9756CR0838- OPERATING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF LIQUOR- 2ND OFFENSE
1997-03-18 – 9756CR0838- OPERATING A MOTOR VEHICLE NEGLIGENTLY SO AS TO ENDANGER
1997-03-18 – 9756CR0838- OPERATING AFTER LICENSE OR RIGHT TO OPERATE SUSPENDED
2005-09-21 – 0556CR006013- LICENSE SUSPENDED
2005-09-21 – 0556CR06013- STATE HIGHWAY VIOLATION
2007-11-23 – 0756CR007497- LICENSE REVOKED
2011-05-13 – 2011TR011093- MOVING VIOLATION
2011-06-07 – 2011TR013822- DANGEROUSLY SPEEDING 25MPH OVER LIMIT
2011-09-19 – 2011TR022430- UNINSURED MOTOR VEHICLE
2011-09-19 – 2011TR022431- DANGEROUSLY SPEEDING
2011-10-27 – 2011TR025871- OBSTRUCTED
2011-12-16 – 2011TR030217- DANGEROUSLY SPEEDING 20 MPH OVER LIMIT
2012-05-02 – 2012OP000162- ORDER OF PROTECTION/STALKING
2012-06-21 – 2012CM001071- MISDEMEANOR CRIMINAL CHARGE- POSSESSION OF DRUGS
2012-06-11 – 2012TR013614- DRIVING WITH NO LICENSE, LICENSE SUSPENDED
2012-06-11 – 2012TR013615- POSSESSION OF REVOKED LICENSE,
2012-06-11 – 2012TR013617- MOVING VIOLATION
2014-05-27 – 2014DT000312- DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE- 3RD OFFENSE
2014-05-27 – 2014TR011660- DRIVING DOWN ONE WAY- WRONG WAY
2014-05-27 – 2014TR011661- MOVING VIOLATION
2014-05-27 – 2014TR011662- MOVING VIOLATION
*HOW DOES HE HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE; HOW CAN HE EVER GET HIS SON SAFELY TO ANY LOCATION???
2014-06-09 – 2014DT000340- DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL- PROBATION FOR 2 YEARS*
2014-06-09 – 2014DT000340- DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS PROBATION FOR 2 YEARS*
2014-06-09 – 2014TR012864- NO CAR INSURANCE
2014-06-09 – 2014TR012865- DRIVING DOWN ONE WAY, WRONG WAY
2014-08-25 – 2014TR019403- DRIVING WITH NO LICENSE
2014-08-25 – 2014TR019404- DISREGARD TRAFFIC CONTROL
2014-10-8 – 2014CF001194- FELONY- DRIVING ON REVOKED LICENSE
2014-10-17 – 2014CF001238- FELONY- DRUGS- POSSESSION UP TO 15 GRAMS CRACK/COCAINE/HEROIN/OTHER ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE
2015-08-17 – 2015CF000989- FELONY- DRUGS- POSSESSION UP TO 15 GRAMS CRACK/COCAINE/HEROIN/OTHER ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE
2015-09-04 – 2015CF000989- FELONY- CONSPIRACY TO POSSESS CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE
2015-09-04 – 2015CF000989- POSSESSION OF CANNABIS
2015-12-14 – 2015CF000989- FELONY- POSSESSION UP TO 15 GRAMS CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE (NOT CANNABIS)
2015-12-14 – 2015CF000989- POSSESSION OF CANNABIS
2016-05-26 – POLICE REPORT – 201607370 – DOMESTIC DISPUTE
2016-10-25 – POLICE REPORT – 201615334 – DOMESTIC DISPUTE – TELEPHONE HARASSMENT
2016-11-8 – 2016OP000587- ORDER OF PROTECTION/STALKING
I guess if you look closely, all ratchets are somehow interconnected in a flat-brimmed circle of debauchery and scumfuckery. Truly a site to behold, isn’t it?