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This Barstool Sports Chick Ranting About The Red Sox And Her 27 Rings While Pretending To Care About Sports Is What Happens When Your Company Values Diversity More Than Talent

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I grew up reading Barstool Sports (starting in college), I support Dave Portnoy, I admire what he built, and I’m happy he’s filthy rich. With that said Barstool has been terrible ever since he got bought out by the Chernin Group, they hired Erika Nardini to be their CEO, and brought in a bunch of talentless millenial idiots to write blogs for them. I’m pretty much in it for the “Go Prez Go” blogs, and when they go to war with Michael Rappaport, ESPN, and/or Deadspin. Barstool worked for so long because it was authentic. He had a unique voice, a way with words, and he was funny. Now it’s just a bunch of 22 year olds trying to be edgy. Oh, and they’re trying wicked hard to prove they’re not sexist by hiring a bunch of chicks, none of who are funny or original. This video from some chick I’ve never heard of before named Liz has been making the rounds today:

Oh man, that’s so edgy!! She’s a girl AND she likes sports. She’s liked the Yankees since she was 8, even though she’s not from New York apparently.

“I’m a Yankee fan since I was 8 years old.”

Oh OK. So you’ve been a Yankee fan for 9 years now. Congrats on your fanhood. You care.

“I will go to bed tonight peacefully with my 27 God damn championships.”

Whoa, she knows how many rings the Yankees won before she was born. Obviously a HUGE fan.

“Knowing that I will never wake up a God damn Red Sox fan. Fuck you Boston.”

Look guys, she’s like totally into the rivalry. That’s what you’re supposed to do right? Get mad at the other team and say fuck you?

She even wrote a followup to her viral video:

“Me, me, me, me, me, me!!” Look how I’M reacting to this loss. I’M, like so mad. I swear and stuff, that’s how you can tell how emotionally invested I was in this sportball match. I’m one of the guys now right? Saturdays are for the boys…and me?

“Not sure if you guys heard last night but the Yankees lost last night and I did not take it graciously.”

If any of our bloggers wrote a headline like that they’d be fired. No one gives a shit about you. It’s not about you or your alleged fandom. Here’s an excerpt:

That is not my idea of a good time. The guy two rows behind me was crying, sad things ended the way they did. I skipped right over sadness and straight into rage. And you know what? I’m a sore loser. Big time. (Also, I’m a little scared of angry me. Yikes.) Always have been always will be. And when I’m in the dark, deep pit of losing, OF COURSE I’m going to bring up the 27 rings! You cling to what you have and in that moment, that was all I had: the winning, historical past. Because the present was horrendous.

Imagine being so out of touch that you think anyone wants to read a blog about some personality no one cares about defending their own fandom?

I’ve been to Yankee stadium for Red Sox games plenty of times. They’re animals there. It’s the most hostile environment in sports. That’s because the people throwing tacos at you in the Bleachers really, really love their team. They’re a bunch of walking gabagoo stereotypes. This chick isn’t one of them. She’s pretending to be. This is what Barstool Sports has become. Sad.

Of course just read the comments on the blog and you’ll see pretty much everyone is in agreement. It’s actually genius on Portnoy’s part because everyone who commented on the blog, clicked on the blog. He’s built a business model where he hires these terrible diversity hires, his fans hate them, but they click on the blogs for the sole purpose of shitting on her in the comments.

The bottom line is that this is what happens when your company values diversity more than quality content. This steaming pile of garbage.

42 Comment(s)
  • Beavis
    October 14, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    she looks like Butt-Head lol

  • Burlando Castile
    October 14, 2018 at 9:44 am

    The girl’s got a mouth like a Mayan calendar. 

  • duder
    October 12, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    Learn to write a headline and try to not fill your article with less than a hundred ads you fucking hack!

  • Bingo
    October 12, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    Coming from a long time fan of barstool, you are 100% right. It’s not entirely their faults. They used to be able to say/do whatever they wanted & it would fly under the radar. Now that it’s more mainstream they have to be prepared to face the angry mob of SJWs for everything.

  • SAFTB
    October 11, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    I listened to this cunt on the radio once. boring. She looks like another white latina i dated before. Although that bitch never pulled the race card and was happy with her white skin, although she did have the dark brown areola’s. This twat, with the hairy eyebrows, most definitely is rocking the hairy pitts and jungle cunt look. She’s an “empowered woman” in Dave’s world. A double minority! Dave obviously paid for the yankee tix because he knew he’d get a reaction, one way or another. She’s no better than a typical food stamp seller we read about on tbs, really doesn’t make much more and has no problem shaming herself for the almighty white man!

  • Crompton cooties
    October 11, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    Remember when Turtleboy was authentic and regularly posted huge multi part blogs that involved real investigation and actually broke headlines? Then the blog evolved to the “me me me” phase where you spent more time talking about how the MSM doesn’t credit you for stories that you barely (if at all) broke. And now you’re at the steaming pile of garbage phase where every single blog is some stupid headline about some new Facebook scumbag. Barstool can be better but you can to, you’re both on the same path.

  • Randall Guy
    October 11, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Yeah Barstool is valued at a billion dollars. How about TB?

    Jealousy is an ugly emotion.

    Keep it up with your “talent” LOLz.

    • WeAreFucked
      October 11, 2018 at 4:41 pm

      LOL…
      With the automatic forwarders on these pages TBS will be passing Barstool in page views shortly!

    • Randall Gay
      October 11, 2018 at 7:32 pm

      Did you let Liz peg you after the yankees lost so that your pain could comfort her?

  • Jim
    October 11, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Hey puta gonzalez get back to vacuuming my rug andele andele ariba ariba

  • Wilbur
    October 11, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    A face like a horse eating an apple…

  • DickHurtz
    October 11, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    The worst part is she gives lousy head.

    • Alex R
      October 11, 2018 at 7:29 pm

      Hahaha, I enjoyed the comment saying that someone wants her to blow him while she said nasty things in spanish. If her head is really that lousy then she should learn some tips from her saturdays are for the boys who suck cock co workers.

  • Barstool Censors
    October 11, 2018 at 10:47 am

    I tried to paste this article in 3 separate barstool comment sections this morning, and it was blocked/censored each time…thin skin over there big time.

    • Y
      October 11, 2018 at 11:17 am

      removed the “www.”

  • 4 years in the Pioneer Valley
    October 11, 2018 at 10:02 am

    I love that feistiness! She looks and sounds just like this chick at Castaways that freaked out when she realized after a lap dance that my buddy had dropped two counterfeit 20s on her. He had already left and I acted like he was a total asshole then got myself a lap dance from her with a fake 20 plus a bunch of legit singles.

  • Shameless Self Promoter
    October 11, 2018 at 9:42 am

    One of the chief similarities between TBS and Barstool is the comments are often better / funnier than the blogs themselves.

    You should capitalize on this by fixing your site so that readers can actually consume / interact with the comments section…unless your overall goal is to drive off readers forever with poor usability.

    • WeAreFucked
      October 11, 2018 at 4:46 pm

      Yup.

  • Leonard Washington
    October 11, 2018 at 7:52 am

    I hate it when chicks on TV (or elsewhere) pretend to like sports. The worst is this wrinkly hag on WCVB. I think her name is Maria. She lamely attempts banter with some septuagenarian named Lynchie about the various sportsball teams. Cringeworthy.

    I don’t give a toss about sportsball and I never find myself saying “What about those Sox?” to try to fit in. For fuck sakes, get rid of these broads.

  • Irony
    October 11, 2018 at 7:23 am

    This title is funny coming from a site that has hired a bunch of feckless cunts to write all their blogs!

  • NYC 8 million people and nothing to say
    October 11, 2018 at 5:32 am

    She is trying way to hard, I’m not impressed. Keep her on camera for another couple minutes or seconds and watch her stammer like bath house Barry without a teleprompter or ramble incoherently shaking her finger like bobble head warren.

    When I see a Yankees sticker on a vehicle with Mass plates I know it’s a Puerto Rican or a transplant who’s parents or they were lured here for the higher disability payments in Mass and lower tenement rent price.

    ps what is this barstool sports you mentioned…. never heard of it.

    • Stephen King
      October 11, 2018 at 5:41 am

      Columbia and Harvard you say… editor of Harvard Law Review… hmmmm

    • Jefe
      October 11, 2018 at 6:54 am

      Yup, the majority of “jjjankee” fans in MA are Puerto Ricans. No idea why, but it’s true.

  • Dean Wormer
    October 11, 2018 at 12:38 am

    Fat, drunk and 24 pairs of chromosomes is no way to go through life mam.

  • Rodney Dangerfield
    October 11, 2018 at 12:30 am

    The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

  • 27 Oozing Sores
    October 11, 2018 at 12:20 am

    She is proud of the 27 oozing sores in her infested vajayjay.

  • H A R
    October 11, 2018 at 12:05 am

    TB, I love this site from Seattle and am a proud Masshole at heart…but you have to fix the app so that you can toggle back to the main page from any story that you click on.  I have to close the app and reopen it every time I finish an article because there is no way home.  You can only go to one of the several categories of stories.  
    Keep your shell hard Turtle, love you!

  • smh
    October 10, 2018 at 11:30 pm

    “I will go to bed tonight peacefully with my 27 God damn championships.”
    Championships is what she calls the guys she has bagged, and souvenirs she kept off them.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    October 10, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    I don’t even bother reading the stories anymore. Straight to the comments.

  • Old Gumshoe
    October 10, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    TB ! Please !!
    The annoying pop ups and redirects are killing your site !
    Enough already!

    • WeAreFucked
      October 11, 2018 at 8:12 am

      They don’t care about the comments section. TB Sr. just wants artificial viewing numbers for dumb advertisers who believe the numbers he tells them.

  • Gag reflex
    October 10, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    She needs to just do what she knows best….with her mouth full.

  • Y
    October 10, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    Liz is the token Mexican from Texas. She’s a diversity, charity case who claims to love da Jankees and Aaron Rodgers/The Packers.
    Everyone hates her.
    She’s always pulling the race card.

    • I see
      October 11, 2018 at 9:48 am

      Thanks for clarifying. I always assumed that all Yankees fans that didn’t live in NY were from PR.

    • Benjamin Butzs
      October 11, 2018 at 9:59 am

      She’s a dreamer, no doubt about that.
      And 100% she has a huge, smelly, hairy gash.
      Build that fucking wall.

    • Y
      October 11, 2018 at 11:11 am

      Rumor has it, she is another one of Portnoy’s cum-dumpsters…

  • Stunt Penis
    October 10, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    She could use a fresh glob of my man stew on her left eyebrow

  • Drudge dread
    October 10, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    Just keep it up left just keep it up.

  • Judge dread
    October 10, 2018 at 10:00 pm

    Wow. Psycho hose beast.

  • Captain Trips
    October 10, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    Chick looks like what Phoebe Cates would look like after 30 years of male hormone treatments

    Imagine waking up to that after a one nighter? – You wake up, she’s in the kitchen frying something on the stove, you feel a sharp pain in your groin, you stagger into the kitchen, and she has two eggs and your two testicles in the pan. “Breakfast honey?”

  • Cuck Cuck Goose
    October 10, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    Fix your horrendous pop ups before you trash another site you portnoy wanna be

    • WeAreFucked
      October 11, 2018 at 8:26 am

      No way. These pop-ups & forwarders make this site look like it gets tons of views.

      TBS PLEASE HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION BASED SITE FOR THOSE OF US WHO LOVE TBS BUT HATE ALL THIS GARBAGE.

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