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Everyone and their mother is talking about this picture from the border between Tijuana and Mexico of a Honduran mother and two of her raw dog trophies allegedly running from tear gas fired from the American side.
— Jason Szep (@jasonszep) November 26, 2018
No one, and I mean no one, is freaking out more than washed up actress Alyssa Milano:
What have we become? https://t.co/9GERGPFFT1
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) November 25, 2018
You tear-gassed women and children, asswipe! And on Thanksgiving weekend, you piece of shit, asshole, motherfucking, evil-creature-person!! https://t.co/ngaAlnhWa0
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) November 26, 2018
Holy unhinged!! Keep in mind, we are banned from Twitter for amongst other things, 1) retweeting Kathy Griffin, and 2) stating that there are only two genders. Meanwhile Alyssa Milano is over here accusing the President of tear gassing children, and calling him amongst other things an 1) asswipe, 2) piece of shit, 3) asshole, and/or 4) motherfucking evil creature. Now imagine an unhinged conservative did this to President Obama while he was in office. That would go over well. But it’s cool, because they’re a private company so we should just let them arbitrarily regulate speech in the public square.
Seriously, if you want some entertaining people watching, follow Alyssa Milano on Twitter. She’s clinically insane and it’s amazing to watch her work. When she’s not losing her mind she’s usually pretending that she’s the second coming of Jesus Christ.
For those telling me that my efforts should only be to help children in the US—I don’t understand why I can’t help ALL children. My heart is big enough. The question is…why isn’t yours?
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) November 27, 2018
Come on guys, Alyssa Milano is saving ALL the children of the world, not just some. That’s just part of the job when you star in such smashing hits as Hall Pass and Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2.
But the problem is that people like Alyssa Milano blindly believe everything they see in the mainstream media. Here’s the load of shit the Washington Post has been feeding people about this for the last 24 hours:
The even mixed in some of this too:
Go through their Facebook page. Literally every single thing they post is done for one purpose – to make Donald Trump look like the devil. This isn’t reporting; it’s activism.
Except those are smoke grenades, not tear gas. And there’s also some other problems with that iconic image:
You can’t make this shit up. It’s not a right wing conspiracy – it’s a picture. None of these idiots looked in the background of the image to see photographers staging images, and others not fleeing the seemingly deadly tear gas. Then there’s the fact that they want us to believe this woman brought two children without pants on (while she wore her pants) a thousand miles with no shoes on, and that they are somehow representative of the group. She’s also looking like she hasn’t missed any meals lately based on the stretch marks on poor Elsa’s grill. Oh, and the girl who appears to be 4 or 5 years old is still in diapers. Besides that it’s all legit though.
The Washington Post and many others failed to show the videos of these peaceful migrants chucking rocks at Americans on the other side of the fence. Keep in mind, Jim Acosta became CNN’s hero of the left when he confronted Trump about this and insisted that it wasn’t an invasion, and that the caravan wouldn’t try to jump the fence.
Jim Acosta lectured President Trump about the migrant caravan saying:
– Not an invasion
– Hundreds of miles away
– Would not jump border wall
I overlaid actual footage from today of the migrant caravan storming the border to invade the US over Jim's question.
I hope you enjoy: pic.twitter.com/p3vQogWnIJ
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) November 26, 2018
Except they did. And they threw rocks.
And when you throw rocks at American border patrol they defend themselves. If you bring your kid around this then you are a shitty parent. That’s what any normal person would say about a mother who brought their kids around this garbage. Not Buzzfeed though – they’re turning her into the Christine Blasey-Ford useful idiot of the week:
Oh no, she thought her kids were going to die!! Good thing she marched them a thousand miles, tried to illegally invade a sovereign nation, and brought them around grown men throwing rocks across an international border. Who would’ve ever thought that this would endanger her children?
Sure, she could’ve just applied for asylum at the border, made her case, and tried to get in the legal way. Or she could join a mob and try to bumrush through the backdoor. Whatever she thinks is better for her kids.
If this mother was an American ya know where’d she be? In your local Facebook community group begging for free Christmas gifts, while banging some chud in a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. You can call this woman a freedom seeking migrant trying to make a better life for her family, but at the end of the day she’s just a plain old ratchet. That’s it.
If you march your kids a thousand miles through two countries, knowing that in all likelihood you will be turned away at the border, you are a ratchet.
If you have fired out FIVE crotch fruits, despite living in abject poverty while being unmarried, you are a ratchet.
If your five year old is still in diapers, you are a ratchet.
If you bring your kids to an international border and put them in a position where they are likely to get hit with a smoke grenade, you are a ratchet.
Buzzfeed, the Washington Post, CNN, the New York Times, the Boston Globe, and rest of the mainstream media tried so hard to make this woman into a sympathetic character. But not even their ultra woke readership took the bait:
Go to any other post on Buzzfeed and it will be inundated with the usual people saying “orange man bad” over and and over again. But in this case not even they could be fooled. Well, some people pulled an Alyssa Millano…..
But the rest knew bullshit when they saw it. Because the one thing that unites moderate leftists and the right is a mutual hatred for ratchets. We know them when we see them, and Honduran tear gas mom is clearly a grade A ratchet.