Mainstream Media Fails

This Honduran Refugee Mom Is Just Another Ratchet Who Shot 5 Crotch Fruits Out Of Her Baby Cannon, Put Them In Harm’s Way, And Posed For A Staged Photograph So She Cut The Line

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Everyone and their mother is talking about this picture from the border between Tijuana and Mexico of a Honduran mother and two of her raw dog trophies allegedly running from tear gas fired from the American side.

No one, and I mean no one, is freaking out more than washed up actress Alyssa Milano:

Holy unhinged!! Keep in mind, we are banned from Twitter for amongst other things, 1) retweeting Kathy Griffin, and 2) stating that there are only two genders. Meanwhile Alyssa Milano is over here accusing the President of tear gassing children, and calling him amongst other things an 1) asswipe, 2) piece of shit, 3) asshole, and/or 4) motherfucking evil creature. Now imagine an unhinged conservative did this to President Obama while he was in office. That would go over well. But it’s cool, because they’re a private company so we should just let them arbitrarily regulate speech in the public square.

Seriously, if you want some entertaining people watching, follow Alyssa Milano on Twitter. She’s clinically insane and it’s amazing to watch her work. When she’s not losing her mind she’s usually pretending that she’s the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Come on guys, Alyssa Milano is saving ALL the children of the world, not just some. That’s just part of the job when you star in such smashing hits as Hall Pass and Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2. 

But the problem is that people like Alyssa Milano blindly believe everything they see in the mainstream media. Here’s the load of shit the Washington Post has been feeding people about this for the last 24 hours:

The even mixed in some of this too:

Go through their Facebook page. Literally every single thing they post is done for one purpose – to make Donald Trump look like the devil. This isn’t reporting; it’s activism.

Except those are smoke grenades, not tear gas. And there’s also some other problems with that iconic image:

You can’t make this shit up. It’s not a right wing conspiracy – it’s a picture. None of these idiots looked in the background of the image to see photographers staging images, and others not fleeing the seemingly deadly tear gas. Then there’s the fact that they want us to believe this woman brought two children without pants on (while she wore her pants) a thousand miles with no shoes on, and that they are somehow representative of the group. She’s also looking like she hasn’t missed any meals lately based on the stretch marks on poor Elsa’s grill. Oh, and the girl who appears to be 4 or 5 years old is still in diapers. Besides that it’s all legit though.

The Washington Post and many others failed to show the videos of these peaceful migrants chucking rocks at Americans on the other side of the fence. Keep in mind, Jim Acosta became CNN’s hero of the left when he confronted Trump about this and insisted that it wasn’t an invasion, and that the caravan wouldn’t try to jump the fence.

Except they did. And they threw rocks.

And when you throw rocks at American border patrol they defend themselves. If you bring your kid around this then you are a shitty parent. That’s what any normal person would say about a mother who brought their kids around this garbage. Not Buzzfeed though – they’re turning her into the Christine Blasey-Ford useful idiot of the week:

Oh no, she thought her kids were going to die!! Good thing she marched them a thousand miles, tried to illegally invade a sovereign nation, and brought them around grown men throwing rocks across an international border. Who would’ve ever thought that this would endanger her children?

Sure, she could’ve just applied for asylum at the border, made her case, and tried to get in the legal way. Or she could join a mob and try to bumrush through the backdoor. Whatever she thinks is better for her kids.

If this mother was an American ya know where’d she be? In your local Facebook community group begging for free Christmas gifts, while banging some chud in a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. You can call this woman a freedom seeking migrant trying to make a better life for her family, but at the end of the day she’s just a plain old ratchet. That’s it.

If you march your kids a thousand miles through two countries, knowing that in all likelihood you will be turned away at the border, you are a ratchet.

If you have fired out FIVE crotch fruits, despite living in abject poverty while being unmarried, you are a ratchet.

If your five year old is still in diapers, you are a ratchet.

If you bring your kids to an international border and put them in a position where they are likely to get hit with a smoke grenade, you are a ratchet.

Buzzfeed, the Washington Post, CNN, the New York Times, the Boston Globe, and rest of the mainstream media tried so hard to make this woman into a sympathetic character. But not even their ultra woke readership took the bait:

Go to any other post on Buzzfeed and it will be inundated with the usual people saying “orange man bad” over and and over again. But in this case not even they could be fooled. Well, some people pulled an Alyssa Millano…..

But the rest knew bullshit when they saw it. Because the one thing that unites moderate leftists and the right is a mutual hatred for ratchets. We know them when we see them, and Honduran tear gas mom is clearly a grade A ratchet.

49 Comment(s)
  • Speedy Gonzales
    November 28, 2018 at 7:06 am

    Undalay! Undalay! Yee haw!

  • A wall of LEAD, until there is a wall of steel.
    November 28, 2018 at 5:34 am

    Anti American Propaganda, produced by mud-sucking invaders who want to live in America supported by tax payers for life. Willingly distributed by Leftist American Media, all for the hate of Trump and the destruction of this country. Same tactics the muslim shit eaters use with Israel, and why isn’t that cement ditch filled with raw sewage and crocodiles. Cut off the agricultural supply, I don’t need no stinking avocados, I need the illegals off the road and out of this country!! Open Fire!

  • SMH
    Donald J. Trump
    November 27, 2018 at 11:46 pm

    I don’t control the tear gas. If I did, I’d just target the reporters.

  • enough
    November 27, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    “If you have fired out FIVE crotch fruits, despite living in abject poverty while being unmarried, you are a ratchet.”

    or…you are Catholic….or both!

  • Tear gas?? what's next Nerf Guns?
    November 27, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    USA is too weak, time to out source border security to North Korea, ISIS, Mexican Cartels, China… somebody… anybody who isn’t afraid of CNN and NY Times. Where’s Stalin, Fidel and Mao when you need them?

  • Mark Bell
    November 27, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    “Oh no, she thought her kids were going to die!! Good thing she marched them a thousand miles, tried to illegally invade a sovereign nation, and brought them around grown men throwing rocks across an international border. Who would’ve ever thought that this would endanger her children?”…..”Sure, she could’ve just applied for asylum at the border, made her case, and tried to get in the legal way. Or she could join a mob and try to bumrush through the backdoor. Whatever she thinks is better for her kids.”

    Why MSM can’t ask some simple questions….even the “bare feet” is not right…one has flip flops on and the other has feet looking like she m-a-y have walked on the living room carpet in a Wellesley mansion…. And the diapers? Really? Likely more because of the filth these folks have marched themselves into and non-accessibility of restrooms…

    Our own media is screwing us. Thanks for doing what you do TB!

  • Dick LaBone
    November 27, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    How do you explain the big bald spot on the top of that diaper wearing kid?

  • Anon.
    November 27, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    Alyssa Milano is nuts.

    All the “refugees” need to go back to where they came from.

    That is all.

    • bigdaddy
      Alyssa Milano
      November 27, 2018 at 3:34 pm

      That maybe so but I do have big tits want to see them ?

  • Fake Rant Queen
    November 27, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    No wonder those kids are crying–look how hard she’s squeezing those little arms! That’s gotta hurt real bad, and it’s probably going to leave major bruises. Won’t come as any surprise if she starts pimping out the girls in a few more years, and sets up their brothers to do home delivery of drugs. She needs to be investigated for child abuse.

  • Pancho Villa...
    November 27, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    I knew this was staged from the minute it showed up. This is exactly the type of people we neef a wall for. Her hopes and dreams of sucking on Lady Liberty’s tests are about to he dashed. Breaking news days most are asking to go home. That sucking sound you hear is that American toilet flushing them down the drain..

  • Future Ex-Massachusetts Resident
    November 27, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Massachusetts: Boston, Lawrence, Springfield, Somerville, Worcester, Fall River, Cambridge, all sanctuary cities. Police will not assist ICE to detain/deport illegals. All the asshole Dems got re-elected by the masshole libtards and favor illegal aliens over their own citizens. Maura “36 anti-trump lawsuits” Healey won’t do shit about the problem either. She’s the AG of this state and should be upholding the laws, not being a fucking social justice warrior. WTF Healey? This state is fucked. Electric and gas bills are all increasing, property taxes going up every term, food costs, insurance is outrageous. Any wonder why? Marty Walsh, Mayor of Boston, said he would shelter “undocumented” residents at city hall, no one has to fear regardless of their “status”. Let that sink in for a minute. These are elected officials that has turned this state and soon this entire country into a socialist shit hole. You want illegals in this state? Rule number one, you fucking put them in your house and you pay for their food, medical needs, schooling, rent, utilities and vehicles. I’m done and fucking broke working two jobs.

    • Anonymous
      November 27, 2018 at 2:22 pm

      Springfield is not. The City Council did, however, propose to make it a “Welcoming City” and many residents and the mayor are not pleased.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    November 27, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    I would love to see this a hundred years ago as the “migrants” fell like mowed wheat before the fifty cals.

  • Spike
    November 27, 2018 at 10:30 am

    All ports of entry should be designed Takeshi’s Castle style. That way only laborers of the highest caliber get in.

  • itsjustme
    November 27, 2018 at 10:22 am

    The fact that Mexico offered them housing and jobs and they turned it down tells me everything I need to know about these people. They wanted to “try their luck in America” because they know they won’t have to work and the system will pay for everything they need.
    A couple of weeks ago there was another mother at front of line waiting to cross and she said “she lost two of her children during her travels” ages 5 and 6 if I remember correctly. Yet she was just sitting on the ground next to the gate with an infant in her arms. Fuck the kids she lost, she can’t go looking for them because she would lose her first place in line and she still has one golden ticket that will get her everything she needs if she makes it here.

    • Anonymous
      November 27, 2018 at 2:26 pm

      I didn’t see that, but that is terrible. Shows the caliber of people trying to force themselves into this Sovereign Nation to live on the taxpayer’s dime.

    • Sonny's Mom
      November 27, 2018 at 2:29 pm

      “So I can apply for a job” or “so I can finish college” are not legitimate grounds for asylum.

  • Y
    November 27, 2018 at 10:15 am

    1. Randall, GFY!
    2. These MIGRANTS are seeking monetary gain (i.e., jobs); therefore, they are NOT refugees.
    A true refugee would’ve been more than happy to stay in Mexico or anywhere along the way that’s not their homeland.
    3. It’s always the trash who come to shit on America. You don’t see Asians invading our borders, sucking off the taxpayers, creating GoFundMe’s, etc.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 27, 2018 at 10:04 am

    Still waiting for Mexico to fund that wall.

    • randall gay jr.
      November 27, 2018 at 11:45 am

      still waitin for you to pay the back support for da chilluns you gay crackhead

    • Kanacke Hasser
      November 27, 2018 at 1:40 pm

      We’re still waiting for black thugs, noisemakers and junkies like you to follow through with the “Blaxit” you swore to after Trump was elected and to go the fuck back to Africa.

      The irony of the take-no-bullshit Hutus exterminating your dysfunctional asses immediately upon your returning to the “Motherland” and trying to pull the same shit you do here gives me a fucking hard-on.

    November 27, 2018 at 9:12 am

    O yeah, did you guys see how many I’mgonnascamyou accounts there is for these people? Holy shit there was at least 7 I saw last night and they all had thousands in them. I’ll say this, I did see alot of people commenting on those scams telling others to basically get fucked because they were not donating shit to these animals. Haha Haha I love it.

    November 27, 2018 at 9:08 am

    If this washed up little cuntcicle feels so bad for all of these children then maybe she should donate all of her money too them. Or open her home to them. I’m sure she lives in a house that has 15 bedrooms and 27 baths. Fucking a man, I’m so sick of these crazy people telling me I need to feel bad for these people and should open my mind, that we should welcome them and blah, blah, blah. Are you fucking kidding me, feel bad? Feel bad for what, people who should take back their government and fix things for them selfs. They dont want or need the help. They proved that when they told Mexico to fuck off after they tried to help them. Nope dont feel bad at all.

    I feel bad for our vets, for our countries homeless children and families affected by the fires in cali. I feel bad for the LEO’ that are told they are shit and shit on by the libs and dems but want to call for help over a a dog shutting in their yard. I feel bad for the elderly who have to live in a world with all of this shit. We need to take care of our own people first! You fucking liberals want these south american ticks here, then you need to care for them. Why is it every time you say you want them here then are asked to sponsor them, you come up with an excuse of why you can’t?

    If I could give a fuck less about some cunt rag citizen asking for hand outs do you honestly think I care about them or their little spickletts? I think not!

    I will say this. If one of my neighbors voted for any dem that approves of this. which I know they all do, and most if not all neighbors are dems them selfs. When these people do over run our community & I’m safe and happy with my chick, in my reinforced stone house with iron gates, well water, plenty of food, firearms, communication & generac generator. Do not even think about ringing my door bell. I will laugh at you over the intercom while I tell you this is what you voted for for, so now you live with it, then I’ll probably shoot you in the ass with a .22 so I can watch you dance for shits and giggles. I don’t give a fuck if they raped your wife, daughter, son and burnt your house down. You are the one who voted for this shit so now you deal with it! I dont give a flying fuck what happens to you! Fuck, i dont care if its happening to someone in my own family! If you voted blue then this is what you deserve! While I’m living the good life and you’re in filth. Just remember, you’re the ones who said poor illegal this, poor illegal that. No, now it’s really poor you! I know plenty of LEO’ who feel the same way, if you voted blue do not expect any help from the police! Remember every one who votes dem is all fuck the police this, fuck the police that etc, etc. No, now its fuck a you! They are not going to help you one bit!

    • Well said JJ
      November 27, 2018 at 11:06 am

      Exactly. Fuck them all

    • Anon.
      November 27, 2018 at 3:54 pm

      Not everyone votes for dems. Not everyone talks about it though. Some people are normal. Maybe that is how you would know – virtue signalling. Others that vote for the dems are just dopes.

  • Soup Nazi
    November 27, 2018 at 9:06 am

    Mother of the year! No welfare for you!

  • Post Malone
    November 27, 2018 at 8:29 am

    Those kids look too old for diapers.

  • No Invasion
    November 27, 2018 at 8:15 am

    Just shoot them all. Leave them there to rot as a warning to the next group.

  • Love the Turtle
    November 27, 2018 at 8:05 am

    Execute those fucking children! Thank you president trump!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    November 27, 2018 at 7:39 am

    Why can’t they just stay in their own country? They hate Americans so why all the effort to get here.
    It’s stupid and it is an invasion. Let them walk all the way home again to.

  • Clitty Litter
    November 27, 2018 at 6:53 am

    Let her goooooOOOOOO.,
    Let her goooooOOOOOO
    I had to, sorry.

    ( if not for this blog, I would have missed the cameramen in the back ground)

  • Juan or Two
    November 27, 2018 at 6:46 am

    The company that makes really loud exhausts for Honda Civics must be psyched

  • Someday, some way
    November 27, 2018 at 5:59 am

    This pic was used by that ultra fair and balanced site, MoveOn.Org
    They totally didn’t try to tell a bald faced lie about the border happenings with the aid of this photo.
    Sure would be a shame if these professional deceivers got caught up to by someone or a group with little tolerance for their willful deception.
    Someday everyone will get tired of the shit stirring liars and deal with them by the most effective means.

  • Tom Blackburn
    November 27, 2018 at 5:51 am

    Forget tear gas. It’s time to move on to AR-15s, gas chambers, ovens, whatever it takes! Racially cleanse the country! MAGA!

    • Stop being a Dick, Tom
      November 27, 2018 at 6:21 am

      You don’t have to go all Nazi to MAGA.
      Kind of a douchelike statement for you to be making.
      Don’t be a Nazi Douche.

      • bigdaddy
        Tom Blackburn
        November 27, 2018 at 7:07 am

        I cant help being a nazi asshole I also like touching little boys

        • Tom Blackburn
          November 27, 2018 at 6:56 pm

          Let’s see…

          1. Impersonating a true republican to make them look bad
          2. Calling someone a Nazi
          3. Resorting to childish insults because you have no argument

          Yup, must be a liberal!

      • Tom Blackburn
        November 27, 2018 at 11:07 am

        You don’t agree with me so I must be a Nazi. Standard liberal move. Go back to your anti-Trump cave, clown.

        • Toms Step Dad
          November 27, 2018 at 4:09 pm

          Hey Boy, while it is the standard liberal move to go right to the Nazi insult, I don’t think that’s the case here. You’re not talking about tax cuts and getting called a Nazi, you’re taking about racial cleansing. So in this case, I think the insult is warranted. Now shut your face because I’m going to get a Hummer from your mom.

          • Tom Blackburn
            November 27, 2018 at 6:58 pm

            Oh look, another liberal! Man, DiDi has her trolls out in full force.

          • bigdaddy
            Tom Blackburns
            November 27, 2018 at 9:40 pm

            I also like to have sex with farm animals

          • Tom's StepbDqd
            November 28, 2018 at 9:03 am

            Actually boy, I lean right. I noticed you didn’t address anything I said but instead broke out the libral play book and resorted to an ad hominem attack. You’re a fraud and your mother is ashamed of you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s anal Wednesday, and ive got some hammering to do. Your mom will be sore tomorrow.

  • Stunt Penis
    November 27, 2018 at 5:17 am

    Fuck building the wall. Land mines and automated heat-seeking machine-gun turrets are far more effective. When you’re dealing with vermin, sometimes drastic action is necessary.

    • Tom Blackburn
      November 27, 2018 at 5:54 am

      Make America White Again

      • Kanacke Hasser
        November 27, 2018 at 1:01 pm

        If we did get rid of black and brown people, 90% of our problems would be solved.

        The other 10% would be fixed after their influence had vanished.

  • Walter "Sock in my pants" Bird
    November 27, 2018 at 4:19 am

    Democrats stupidly think this bag of shit is actually gonna go to the polls and vote for them. All she is doing is bring generational welfare here. In the long run it will never end. Her offspring will raise more leeches and those leeches will raise more leeches and the cycle will never end. 100 years down the road they will cost a billion dollars.

    • Rockets Redglare
      November 27, 2018 at 10:06 am

      They already cost 100 billion $ a year now…

      • Anonymous
        November 27, 2018 at 2:59 pm

        Its probably well over that amount every year – only to increase…

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