This Is The Dumbest Thing Anyone Has Ever Posted On The Internet Ever

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We’ve seen a lot of dumb things that nudniks have posted to support cop killer Jorge Zambrano, but this might be the dumbest thing ever posted on the Internet:

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It was left on our Facebook page and it ended up getting over 300 comments, many of them from Kahdija defending her comment. She must’ve taken it down because it’s gone now. No words. Can’t believe people like this exist and have survived this long. It’s OK that Jorge Zambrano killed a cop because he didn’t mean to kill him. He just meant to shoot him because he wanted to get away and live his life of crime in peace. Gotcha. Turns out this was all a big misunderstanding. We’ve seen a lot of dumb things posted on our Facebook page before but nothing compares to this.

Some people might say, “who cares what some moron said on Facebook?” Screw that. Turtleboy has declared war on ignorance. Say dumb things and your ignorance becomes  famous. Stop trying to justify the actions of a heartless, cowardly murderer. Congrats Kahdija, you are our nudnik of the week.

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61 Comment(s)
  • Jus
    May 27, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    As for the first commenter: Another PR defending a piece of shit PR.

    As for the second, Nurse Nancy: Can even write coherently. Pass your boards? LOL

  • Scrappy
    May 26, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    Hey, come on now, leave Kahdija alone, she is upset because now she has to find a new scumbag dealer to get her dope from! It’s too bad it wasn’t Kahdija that Officer Tarentino stopped, she’s so stupid she probably would have shot herself because she wouldn’t be able to figure out what end of the gun the bullets come out of.

  • Right said Fred
    May 26, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    Who makes those red slacks, Coleman?

  • Mat
    May 26, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    Um… Is Kahdumbass aware that jorge shit Officer Tarentino FIVE TIMES?!?!?! Don’t know about tou, but that sound like more than someone just trying to create a diversion so he can get away.

  • Jen
    May 26, 2016 at 7:50 am

    Just another typical dumb ass. She’s probably disappointed she has to find another drug dealer the stupid twat!

  • Cocochanelski
    May 26, 2016 at 5:53 am

    Cannot believe such stupidity exists in the world. How dare you post a picture of a hero next to a heartless killer Miss “Nurse”. Both of these women need to take a long hard look at themselves or their selfies.

    President Obama?

    It’s an undisputed fact that Safelink Wireless offered the first free government cell phone in Tennessee in 2008, but don’t let the year confuse you. Barack Obama was not elected President until November of that year, but that first free government cell phone was given out three months earlier during the Bush administration.

    President Clinton?

    Some authorities go back even further and say the Obama Phone program can trace its roots back to the Clinton administration because that’s when the Federal Communications Commission authorized a subsidy for landline telephones as part of the Telecommunications Act of 1996. The Act authorized subsidized landline telephones for America’s needy and it was approved by both houses of Congress and signed into law by President Clinton.

    President Reagan?

    Nevertheless, some authorities dispute that interpretation and believe credit for the Obama Phone program should go back even further to 1984 when Ronald Reagan was President, because it was then that the Federal Communications Commission created the original Lifeline Assistance program (technically, Lifeline Assistance is the official name of the Obama Phone program).

    President Roosevelt?

    But even that does not go back far enough for some industry leaders who say the origin of the Obama Phone program goes all the way back to 1934. During President Franklin Roosevelt’s first administration, Congress created the Federal Communications Commission and promised “to make available, so far as possible, to all the people of the United States, a rapid, efficient, Nation-wide, and world-wide wire and radio communication service with adequate facilities at reasonable charges.” Today’s Lifeline Assistance program is funded through a Universal Service Fund that evolved from that concept.

    President Wilson?

    And believe it or not, there are a few telecommunications experts insist that the Obama Phone program began all the way back in the early 20th century during the Woodrow Wilson administration. Their logic? When the first telephone companies were founded, the phone service offered by one company in one town was often incompatible with the phone service offered by another company in another town. That situation created technical chaos in the budding telephone industry.

    The solution? In 1913 the Woodrow Wilson administration gave AT&T a monopoly over phone service, which allowed them to set nationwide technology standards and determine the evolution of the nation’s future telephone system.

    What’s not in dispute? The program helps people.

    Obviously, the roots of the Obama Phone program are in dispute. What’s not in dispute is that the program has grown tremendously during President Obama’s administration — nearly 20 million low income Americans are already benefiting from the program.

    Some experts believe that as many as 35% of all Americans may be qualified for the free phones and that the program will continue to grow under subsequent presidents even as it retains the Obama’s name on it.

    Important Pages
    Obama Phone News & Updates
    What is the Obama Phone?
    Who qualifies for an Obama Phone?
    How to Get an Obama Phone?
    Obamaphone Providers
    Who Started the Obama Phone?
    Lifeline Facts
    Obama Phone FAQs
    Discussion Forum / Q&A

    Subsidized Internet Too

    And just for the record Elizabeth Warren her is the history of what you so readily call the “Obama Phone”:

    • Frank
      May 26, 2016 at 7:49 am

      Troll. No one outside of an insane asylum believes anything you posted.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 26, 2016 at 8:09 am

      Forget about paragraphs, this post needs chapters.

  • anononon
    May 25, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    Kahdija and Monique – Poster children for a generation of people with neither good grammar nor critical thinking skills.

  • Reddog
    May 25, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    So sad to think that people actually think like this. What makes a person believe and say shit like this? Dam ghetto hood rats!

  • Sal Monella
    May 25, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    Don’t forget, under the Brown Klown’s rules you’re always a victim if you’re black, even if you pulled the trigger.

  • paul
    May 25, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    Dont feed the ignorant troll ladies and gentlemen….she is already fat enough

  • Worc Taxpayer
    May 25, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    Only one person lost their life on Sunday the other was an animal.

  • Dm
    May 25, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    I could ONLY get that argument if he was holding the gun in a very nonthreatening manner and if it went off by accident. But that’s really really REALLY stretching it. Bottom line is if you expect a good outcome, don’t aim your gun towards people.

    • Auburnite
      May 30, 2016 at 10:40 pm


  • Spankster
    May 25, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Someone tell this Welfare Whitch that only one person was killed the other day. Ofc. Tarantino the other death was a drug addled piece of shit who hid like the little girl he was in a closet. Then the little weasel threw his dog at the troopers.

  • Jordan
    May 25, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    Ignorant pieces of shit.

  • Thor
    May 25, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    Her facebook page is public…OMG, now I know why people join the KKK…..unbelievable.

  • Thor
    May 25, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    Obvious Obama voter for starters. Probably educated and fed by taxpayer dollars as well…..

  • juror seven
    May 25, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Kahdija Assencoa, neat Facebook picture. Puckering up your lips screams knob job, knob job. Do you swallow?

    • LLC
      May 25, 2016 at 1:56 pm

      Sure looks like she swallows…about 3 weeks worth of groceries on the regular.

      Bam! Is this thing on? Try the veal. Tip ya waitresses!

  • you cant fix stupid
    May 25, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    Who is even going to validate this chick monique? Girl doesn’t even know the proper use of “whom” what an idiot. No way she is a nurse and passed her boards. No way.

    Not to mention there’s a code among LE, EMTs, Fire Dept, and hospital employees. Everyone is working to help others. Why would you ever bash LE as a whole, not to mention this man who is the ONLY victim.

    • Me
      May 25, 2016 at 1:40 pm

      This maybe why:

      Kahdija Assencoa, 26, was arrested July 29
      on Kittridge Lane for drugs.
      Kahdija was released on
      $750 bail and was scheduled
      to be arraigned yesterday.

      • Ragola
        May 26, 2016 at 6:41 am


      • Urpastkahdija
        May 26, 2016 at 3:24 pm

        What a surprise! She seems to have a thing for killers.. First she defended Adam Lanza when he murdered defenseless children and now this loser! I bet she has a jailbird pen pal!

  • Judge Smails
    May 25, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    What if you are a fat pig? That’s a good what if.

    • Kahdija
      May 25, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      Fuck you! HAHAHA!

      • areyouserious
        May 25, 2016 at 3:25 pm

        You stupid fat bitch

      • Bill P.
        May 25, 2016 at 5:51 pm

        You’re an ugly filthy fat piece of shit. Please do the world a favor and jump off something really high.

  • Kahdija Assencoa
    May 25, 2016 at 11:56 am

    LMFAO! I NEVER SAID IT WAS OK. I never justified his actions or defended him. I made a what-if comment and this is what it turned to!

    • MrSmiley
      May 25, 2016 at 12:29 pm

      The thing is… There is no what if. This oxygen thief knew exactly what he was going to do as soon as the blue lights went on. You wanted attention you got it. Police will still run towards the gunfire to protect your ignorant ass even though clearly it’s undeserved. He was a coward piece of shit who couldn’t hack county jail. The chick who he was with sucks just as much without pulling the trigger. Wonder why police wear military body armor in some situations? Shitbags like this are why.

      May 25, 2016 at 2:26 pm

      what if you didnt show your ignorance.?

      • Ragola
        May 25, 2016 at 11:04 pm

        IF? IF ??!! That question HAS been answered.

    • Urpast
      May 25, 2016 at 2:27 pm

      Dumb broad! You also felt bad for Adam lanza qhen he shot up Sandy hook. You might want to do research before posting things like this.. He had a history of assulting police. I guess ignorance is bliss

    • hetero white male
      May 25, 2016 at 5:47 pm

      Kahija, WHAT IF instead of taking out his gun and shooting officer tatentino in the back, Jorge complied? Three children would still get to see their father today. Fuck you you disgusting excuse for a human being. You are trash

    • BobnMic
      May 25, 2016 at 10:54 pm

      Kahdija or Kielbasa or Quacamole or whatever the flying fuck – You are literally too stupid to insult.

    • Ragola
      May 25, 2016 at 11:03 pm


      • BobnMic
        May 25, 2016 at 11:34 pm

        Ragola in Italian is a noun meaning menstruation period. Just sayin.’ I’d go with the name “Shithead” instead. It’s less personal and more realistic…

        • Ragola
          May 26, 2016 at 6:34 am

          STFU trash was meant for the subject of this piece, as a reply to her post, it just got posted under your post. But I like your translation- that fits her too !

    • Pigmy
      May 26, 2016 at 6:30 am

      Oink! Oink!

  • LLC
    May 25, 2016 at 11:54 am

    It’s official…just when I thought being a chick couldn’t get anymore embarrassing, you guys haul out these vomit inducing assholes.

    They all seem to have the same trifecta of douchism: ugly as sin, illiterate & dumpy as all get out.

  • Jay
    May 25, 2016 at 11:47 am

    Usually I’m against saying “dumbest thing said ever” but I think it fits this time.

  • Jaime
    May 25, 2016 at 11:33 am

    It is sad that these idiots walk among us! To glorify a loser that beats women, assaults/kills cops, and deals drugs is pretty low. Also, to that trash bag of a “nurse”, you mean to tell me you couldn’t just let this poor family grieve? And why are people saying it was a race thing? Really? The jackass had 84 other criminal accounts against him. He should have had to go back to MCI Sherly! I’m sure he was someone’s bitch at one point. This guy was a waste of space and got what was coming to him. To shoot a cop in the back because he was too much of a little bitch, goes to show you that he was nothing more than a scumbag.

  • Elizabeth Warren
    May 25, 2016 at 11:29 am

    Typical fat ugly Worcester welfare slugs posting on Facebook with their Obama phones. Disgusting!

    • Ragola
      May 25, 2016 at 11:00 pm


  • BB1960
    May 25, 2016 at 11:28 am

    He shot the officer 5 times. That implies intention to murder to me.

    • Wabbitt
      May 25, 2016 at 5:45 pm

      Nah, he just tried to scare him five times. Muh nigga Jorge jus gots bad aim!

      Seriously though, can we reward these fucking scumfucks with an all expenses paid, one way rocket trip into the sun? Start a collection – Lord knows all of us law abiding members of society actually have jobs and can afford to chip in.

  • Finnish Goalie
    May 25, 2016 at 11:28 am

    I figured there would be a piece about this individual.

  • LOB
    May 25, 2016 at 11:07 am

    Ignorant SJW’s !

    • Some Guy
      May 25, 2016 at 3:08 pm

      SJWs and loser enabling minorities are two different things.

      If Jorge was white/Asian not a single person of his own race would defend him, he would be called the piece of shit that he is. The black and Spanish communities always make excuses for their own, no matter how big of a shit stain the person is. And then they whine about their place on the social ladder.

      White people aren’t involved in some conspiracy to keep minorities down, they do a good enough job of that on their own.

  • jmm
    May 25, 2016 at 10:58 am

    “no disobeying the traffic laws had been broken” uh….he had plates to a different car on his SUV! that’s a traffic violation…it doesn’t help either that the SUV was known because of these traffic violations. fucking stupid…an officer LOST HIS LIFE because of this gang-banger and you stupid twats have sympathy for him?? he was shot multiple times, if that’s not intentional…than somebody please tell me what is?

  • Del Griffith
    May 25, 2016 at 10:57 am

    A nurse? Really? Must’ve gotten her degree at WassamattaU

      May 25, 2016 at 2:20 pm

      she is a proctologists nurse,she likes assholes

  • Del Griffith
    May 25, 2016 at 10:54 am

    Ahh, Monique… you ignorant twit. Switching plates on cars isn’t a crime? Since when? Seems like a justified reason for a stop, perhaps the car could’ve been stolen and the driver was trying to conceal that, or maybe he just didn’t believe he was subject to the same laws as the rest of us. Damn, if I need insurance and a legally registered, insured and inspected car! I do what the fuck I want! I’m sure these two geniuses would be the first ones complaining about cops not enforcing the laws if good ‘ol Jorge slammed into there car, person or property and they could’t receive a nice big insurance settlement because he was above all that racist law shit.

    • Kid Heroin
      May 25, 2016 at 11:26 am

      Ignorant twat, not twit.

  • paul
    May 25, 2016 at 10:54 am

    I hate sounding like a broken record, but again make these dripping useless cunts face the family and say this to their face

  • Uncle Meat
    May 25, 2016 at 10:52 am

    So by her logic, it’s perfectly OK to discharge a firearm willy nilly? This is why we can’t have nice things!

  • J
    May 25, 2016 at 10:46 am

    I want to know what hospital “the nurse” works at, so I don’t go there! The idiot is probably a nurses aide anyway.

    • LLC
      May 25, 2016 at 12:03 pm

      A “nurse” that admits to cocaine use on Facebook? BWAhahahahaha.

      I call shenanigans.

      *while Googling licensing board.

    • Ragola
      May 25, 2016 at 10:59 pm

      RN = BS. She Cleans up piss and shit

    • Auburnite
      May 28, 2016 at 1:27 am

      Nah- probably cct that does nothing but vitals in the ER. As for dumb cunt #1-this was sent to her
      Lisa M Fiore this is a friendly FYI …before you write something about a subject you have no knowledge about, please think before you do because once it’s on the internet, it’s there forever …. Officer Tarentino was shot in the back, which means the SOB didn’t have the balls to face him, he was a coward!! Let’s not forget that he didn’t care about his Pit Bull either

      This is me: Listen you dumb cunt- you are literally the stupidest fkn person on the planet- maybe the whole fkn galaxy. This piece of shit shot MY COP- in MY TOWN- on MY STREET- 5 times in the back and left him to die in the street. Your pal- is a fkn piece of shit who got exactly what he deserved. Any of your fktards defending him can go SUCK MY DICK- if I had one. Get a brain- get some compassion and stop being a stupid cocksucker.

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