This Meth-Mouth Maggot From RI Should Probably Stay Indoors For A Bit, Because Threatening To Rape People’s Kids On The Internet Is A Sure Fire Way To Get Curb Stomped While Walking The Streets

Listen guys, I’m not really a proponent of violence, and certainly would never openly encourage it. But when you’ve got it coming, you’ve got it coming, and my guess is this face tatted, Crackaroni-and-Fleas infested vermin has got it coming express delivery, because some vile comments he made on social media are being shared like crazy right now, and people are not pleased.


Jesus, Gary. That is not how you make friends and influence people. That’s how you get the remaining few teeth in your head kicked in.


I don’t know the context here, but I’m 100% certain there is no justification for this shit, and it looks like I’m in good company with that one, considering this has been shared over 165 times so far. Not the sort of fame you want to end up with, unless you’re a fan of angry internet mobs full of Rhode Island’s finest ghetto grubs. I’m not saying he should – or shouldn’t – be forced to bite the pavement. I’m simply saying it’s most likely bound to happen at this point. I doubt this is new to this junkbox deluxe, however. I mean…


Just. Fucking. Look. At. Him.


What a class A scumcunt. Methmouth? Check. Face tats? Check. Proudly loitering in front of a liquor store with boarded up windows? Check, check, check.  How has this chud survived so long? He seems like a prime candidate for a hot shot of some “Grease Monkey” behind the Wendy’s dumpster if ever there was one.

It would appear that no babies were actually raped in the making of this online dumpster fire, thankfully,

And Gary appears to definitely be a legitimate mental patient who somehow is able to walk the streets and roam free on social media,

So that’s nice. The mental health system is really doing wonders for this spunk guzzler.

Your picture says “Fuck Butler”, but your conduct on social media suggests that is your rightful home, you fucking crack-a-doodle.  You can officially cross “babysitting” off your list of money making options, and stay away from playgrounds and schools – people are pissed.  It’s back to rifling through your mother’s empty purse for you.

It would appear Gary has a group of angry hoodrats now looking for him in public, as far as I was able to translate, anyway.

So I don’t see this ending well for him. There are so things that are just universally accepted as “shit you don’t say”, and Gary skated right over that line with no apologies made, and then tried to send the homies out to kick his ass over to a federal prison. Not smart.  I don’t know what “fendi bro” means, but it sounds serious.  Might be about time for another trip to Butler Hospital, one way or the other. Either way, this assclown clearly deserves some public shame for this stunt, so I’m just doing my part here.



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30 Comment(s)
  • Chip Striker
    March 13, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    Do what you do best fentanyl

  • Natasha
    March 13, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    How could you not point out he’s from the Bucket? Gees is hands down the sketchiest liquor store in Pawtucket

  • White Power Ranger
    March 13, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Definitely has a bit of that mixed raced look. Like he’s struggling to balance out the violent nig gene with the euro intelligence. recipe for a lunatic. Sort of like that kid that killed Chesna.
    If we stop mudsharks like Grease monkey from breeding, we wouldn’t have this problem.
    It seems wrong but it’s really for the greater Good.

    • White Power Ranger
      March 13, 2019 at 10:18 pm

      But as a civil people, with due process and English common law, we could just right the injustice of slavery and send him back to Africa , on us!
      The cultural assimilation would be easy for him.

  • Bob kraft
    March 13, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    My kind of guy.

  • Francis Sidebotton’s Alter Ego
    March 13, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    If I read that he gets killed and someone is arrested for it, I will personally post the individual’s bond. He deserves to die. Period.

  • College Be Easy Fo A Niga To Get Into
    March 13, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    This is Felicity Huffmans illegitimate son and sources say he will be attending Brown in tbe fall semester.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    March 13, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    This has got to be the stupidest Bastard ever to grace Turtleboy. Ok forget the tat for a second. If He is stupid enough to post that shit about little kids, then one can understand the face tat. He has a Neanderthal education at best. Fucking pea brain.

  • The Great and Powerful Oz
    March 13, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Two suggestions regarding the title of this article. Replace the letter “M” with “F” in the word “Maggot” and the word “indoor” with….”underground”. Just some constructive criticism.

  • Big Wick
    March 13, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    I know ink artists are just trying to make a living, and some actually do some pretty spectacular work, but, holy $#!+, wouldn’t you give pause and say to this guy, “Hey, you might want to think about teeth tattoos overnight or so. If you still want it, I insist you sign this release.” Obviously, Scary Gary isn’t thinking of his future. Or just isn’t thinking.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 13, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    I find the vernacular of these ghetto denizens to be remarkably entertaining.

  • hank
    March 13, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    and I’m sure his FB is still active because it doesn’t violate their community standards………unless it comes out that he supports the President. Hopefully there are some solid magicians out there that can find this guy and make him disappear.

  • ...
    March 13, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    The blog that refers to children as “crotch fruits” probably shouldn’t be the one pointing fingers at how someone else speaks about children online. Glass houses and all …

    • Gutter Slugs
      March 13, 2019 at 1:53 pm

      These chuds only spit them out so they can collect bennies and then neglect them so they turn into sociopaths and the cycle continues. You can’t really be that stupid, right?

      • ...
        March 13, 2019 at 2:01 pm

        Ok AK we already know (from the free peak inside feature on amazon) that you think it’s ok to exploit populations who are born with the deck stacked against them for your own financial gains … instead of you know helping them like someone went into teaching should.

        • Steven Pinker
          March 13, 2019 at 10:37 pm

          Some observations:

          1) Noticing no frame of reference or context and otherwise supporting evidence.

          2) You’re addressing a commentator but assuming it’s in fact the author of the blog and the book,”I am Turtleboy.” You assume he is engaging in a direct written dialogue with you (again no evidence for that) and there is no reason to believe this.

          3) You made a number of false equivalencies, a non-sequitor or two, logical fallacies and any number of dishonest debate tactics so the odds of you being a cogent, intelligent and honest person are already unlikely.

          4) You make appeals (false mind you) to emotion. You made no attempt whatsoever to appeal to reason, empiricism, facts or logic. You simply can’t form a coherent thought in order to persuade people to consider your point of view.

          5) As you appear to know this man (at least by reputation) and pretend to declare that which you are unable to substantiate I am going to assume you are an irrational woman or someone who claimed to have known the person in question indirectly through another.

        • Crispy C
          March 13, 2019 at 10:54 pm

          Reading stuff like “populations who are born with the deck stacked against them” is always fascinating to me. We go over it time and again in these comments sections. You make bad decisions, you have a bad life. What you’re really saying about these “populations” is that there is a culture problem in their “population”. These ratchet fucks need to stop popping out ratchet babies and we can end this cycle a lot sooner.


          • Y
            March 13, 2019 at 11:01 pm

            Pinker and Crispy, both correct.
            Also, the #1 problem in America is absentee fathers.

    • Garygonegetit
      March 14, 2019 at 6:53 pm

      Right? Excellent point!

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 13, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    God bless America and uncle turtle turd

  • Travis Rearick
    March 13, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    That back and forth between Carlos and Hadoe was just beautiful

  • Idgaf
    March 13, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    What I am sick of is people blaming dr. For this shit. If you takenit as prescribed you won’t be addicted. It’s the ones that go above and beyond what is prescribed. I was on percs for a whole year . Took as prescribed. After the year was up and stopped taking them heck yes I missed the quick relief of pain because Motrin couldn’t provide that. Percs did not get me high only took away the pain. Why? Cause I did what I was told. I know everyone is different but if u know yourself and don’t feel right on something stop taking it and tell it dr. Just that simple. You control yourself no one else does

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 13, 2019 at 1:51 pm

      Just be thankful you weren’t prescribed Oxy.

      • Archie Bunker
        March 13, 2019 at 5:28 pm

        Percocet is a brand name for “oxy”codone. Same exact thing.

    • Not quite sir...
      March 13, 2019 at 4:42 pm

      It’s possible to become physically addicted to the prescribed amount. Even in a short period of time.

      It all depends on one’s metabolism based on their genetics. Your account of how drugs affected you is just that your experienced based on your metabolic genetics …. don’t confuse how your body processes something and make the innacurate leap that everyone else’s does the same.

      The difference is some people recognize when they are experiencing withdrawal symptoms and say “holy shit if this stuff makes me feel like this I don’t want it in my body” and they hopefully have a friend who can be there for them for the week or more of flu like symptoms, insomnia, restless leg, vomiting, nightmares and on and on. … while others say “this feels like shit, give me more to make the feeling stop”

      It’s the difference btw the need for instant vs delayed gratification that separates an addict from a person exposed to an addictive substance … WILL POWER!

      • Y
        March 13, 2019 at 4:51 pm

        very well said.

      • Mike Stivick
        March 13, 2019 at 5:36 pm

        What are you saying exactly?

        Sounds like you are making excuses at first but then speak of will power so I am confused.

        Take as prescribed and there will be no issues. The dr will wean you off and there will be no need for a friend to be around for the flu-like withdrawals.

        After a major surgery, I was prescribed oxycodne for over THREE years. Took as directed only. Never once ran out early or requested a refill before I was due. Dr weaned me off and boom… not a single issue.

        It’s not the doctor. It’s the person taking the pills.

      • Jennifer
        March 14, 2019 at 9:58 am

        No shit asswart! I did state”everyone is different “ sorry I did lots of drugs in my time and I had full control. I knew what I was doing and I also knew I spiraled out of control at one point. I had all the control. I shoved myself in a room literally for a month to come off all my party drugs. The first week was torture! I knew what I was doing. I knew how I was acting. Give me a break . You have control of your own body and mind. If you don’t then you have other issues. Stop making excuses and hold yourself accountable.

  • God
    March 13, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    I fucked up here on this one, guys. Totally my bad.

  • Y
    March 13, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    don’t do drugs, kids:

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