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This Russian Ship Is Spying On Us Because They’re About To Invade Connecticut, Just Kidding, It’s Just The MSM Lying And This Shithead Wants A Military Coup

This Russian Ship Is Spying On Us Because They’re About To Invade Connecticut, Just Kidding, It’s Just The MSM Lying And This Shithead Wants A Military Coup

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Russia is so hot these days. You remember Russia right? The country Mitt Romney was mocked for suggesting was a foreign policy threat:

Well guess what bitches? Red Dawn just became a reality, and Mitt’s getting the last laugh:

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Oh snap!! The Russians are coming!! Hope they have wifi in Siberia!!

And since I totally trust the mainstream media to be honest and upfront about the news, I am forced to believe that this is basically the same thing the Nazis did during World War 2:

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That seems like a reasonable and fair correlation for a major newspaper to make.

And luckily politicians are being careful with their words during this national emergency:

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Oh wait, they’re saying that this “underscores that the threat posed by a resurgent Russia are real.” Because they were spotted 30 miles off the coast of Connecticut in International Waters.

Of course anyone with a brain, who isn’t easily manipulated by the mainstream media, which has clearly shown that they lie for page views and will do anything to take down the President, knows full well that maneuvers like this are as routine as you get:

A quick search of news stories makes it clear that sightings of similar Russian vessels happen with some regularity. In July 2016, the U.S. Navy reported seeing a spy ship in international waters off the Hawaiian coast. In January 2015, the Viktor Leonov was seen docked in Havana on the eve of a historic visit by senior U.S. delegates to Cuba.

Funny, because I never heard about this Russian spy ship off the coast of Hawaii just eight months ago. Wonder why? Must be because no foreign power has ever attacked a naval base in Hawaii.



Of course the reason the MSM is doing this is because they’re all pissy that Trump calls them fake news. They realize the power they have. They know how dumb Americans are. They realize that Occupy Democrats is a Facebook page that exists. They know they’ll get reactions like this:

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“Hunting for Red October.” Yup, that seems about right.

Now there’s idiots in Worcester talking about a military coup because of this:

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Yes, you read that right. A “peaceful military coup.” Because that’s a thing that exists in real life. Peaceful military coups. And this idiot Steve Quist is running for City Council!!



These people are all sick and deranged. I’ve never seen anything like it. Any reasonable person knows that this is the biggest non-story of all time. But they’re just so diseased that that they can’t help but think a military coup is in order because of a Russian ship 30 miles from CT.

“Whatever it takes to get the job done by whatever means necessary to save the Republic.”

Translation – my candidate lost, and now I’m trying to pretend that the country is about to get attacked by the Russians because I’m not happy with the outcome. Do these morons not realize that Hillary doesn’t become President if Trump leaves? The entire line of succession is one Republican after another.

My personal favorite are all the geniuses talking about impeachment. As if that will fix all their problems. Hey shitheads – guess who is President if Trump gets impeached? Trick question – the answer is Trump. Because you have absolutely no idea what the word impeach means. Two American Presidents have been impeached – Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton. Both finished out their terms. Because the Senate needs a 2/3 majority to kick you out, and since the Senate is firmly in Republicans hands, that ain’t happening.

The best was when Lester Holt’s Facebook page was corrected by an actual naval veteran who told Holt that the whole Russian ship thing is pretty standard. Lester wasn’t liking that too much:

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Yea, shut up you stupid veteran!! Did you even go to journalism school?

Ya know what should’ve tipped people off to the fact that this whole thing was just a sham? The fact that a Russian spy ship was spotted by CNN. What kind of spy ship gets spotted by the MSM? Plus, we have ships all over the world spying on countries each and every day. This is why the CIA is a thing.

Anyway, I don’t want to like President Trump. I don’t agree with a lot of things he does. I think he’s a caricature. But how can you not root for him when the media blatantly stacks the deck like this? This same shit happened when Obama was President and not a peep was heard from them. Now Trump is President and it’s Red Dawn. But yea, tell me more about how Turtleboy isn’t a real news outlet.



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33 Comment(s)
  • September 3, 2017 at 3:06 am

    It’s enormous that you are getting thoughts from this post as well as from our discussion made at this place.

  • Jim
    February 18, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    You really are a hack man. Even Trump at his own press conference said it was “BAD”. The MSM is NOT fake news. If your claiming this I would suggest citing sources or examples. This new “media is all fake” is indeed false. Stories that are not liked are being called fake by Trump. Actual facts are facts. He didn’t do a good job answering the question about if it’s fake news then its not a leak and if its a leak its not fake news.

    Also you are making this ship a bigger deal than it is by making a blog post about it. The searches you did to find other times similar ships have been close…where were you reading that? Was it from a report put out by the MSM just not with as much front page grabbing content? None of the major news networks are even making a point to talk about this on their shows other than a few seconds as an update. To your other point, the E. Warren post. She was calling for an investigation into Trump/team-Russia. That was NOT regarding the ship as you made it seem.
    Lastly, the previous times, 8mo ago as most recent when ship was close… Did we have a president/team that has ties to Russia and is very Pro-Russia?

    I will state just one last time, even your POTUS during his last conference when asked about the ship he cut off reporter with”BAD” while being asked what he thought about a handful of recent situations.

  • Ron Jeremy
    February 18, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    I have a sex tape of Lizzie Warren banging Quisty in the arse with a peace pipe in a teepee. Any takers?

  • Shithead
    February 18, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    As a “shithead”, I am offended! Calling Quisty a “shithead” is an insult to all us “shitheads”!

    I need a safespace and some therapy puppies

  • Del Griffith
    February 18, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    So, I guess we are done with the whole media love affair with Russia? Ahh, remember the good old days with the Russian reset button… That was easy! Or, Barak’s “Tell Vlad, I’ll be more flexible after the election” Or, the full on democrat sexual excitement over Gorbachev… aka “Gorbasms” I guess they don’t think we are intelligent enough pay attention.

    Oh, Trump’s the president? Time to hate them again. My head spins over the left twisting themselves to alter, change, flip flop, lie, make shit up, and try to shut down speech with which they disagree. I may not agree with all Trump does, but I LOVE seeing the media and the progressives completely meltdown and lose their shit.

  • Wwy
    February 18, 2017 at 12:46 am

    GOD bless Russia for stopping isisrael in Syria,And for keeping the mullatto U.S and pollock kike PM on a leash.Russia is so much better after kicking the communist Jews out,that’s why Jew news in America shit their pants over Russia,the kikes ruined many countries.

  • White Pride White Power
    February 17, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    Any chance we can load a bunch of non-whites onto that ship and send it back to Russia?

  • Wabbitt
    February 17, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    The good Red Dawn or the shitty, nonsensical remake?

    Also, all this talk of Red Dawn made me think of a certain scene from Squidbillies…

  • RSoxGuy
    February 17, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    Quist you horse’s ass, calling for armed insurrection and over throw of a legally elected government is called TREASON you dumb fuck.

    That guy is such a joke. Can you imagine being his kids? His poor poor wife. She must be some angel to care for the weak and feeble minded like Steve. Bless her heart.

    • Lefty
      February 17, 2017 at 9:35 pm

      I know, right! I have never seen this type of vitriol aimed towards the President in my lifetime ! Whoopsie, I guess I must have forgotten about the 2008 and 2012 elections!

  • Cat Vomit Tango
    February 17, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    Russian social media is on fire about this. Apparently Putin heard about Worcester Bling Bling and wants a pair of snake skin tights. He sent the ship to pick them up. Don’t be surprised if a couple of Russian sailors are spotted coming ashore in a rowboat.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    February 17, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    Does TBS get any kind of credit or money or anything when something is here first? I saw the ticket scam on NECN at 9:30 this morning and had to giggle a little cuz i already heard about it on TBS. The dentist was none to happy with me laughing and then trying to explain the turtle with my speech impediment. Lol. But i guaranty someone in that dental office is now a rider.

  • The Phantom
    February 17, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    I don’t get the Left’s sudden concern about Russia? For more than half a century they were collectively apologizing for them. Visiting and supporting their client states like Cuba and Venezuela. Heck our own Mass congressmen have been super chummy with them. Teddy with USSR behind Reagan’s back. Joe for Oil giving Chavez all sorts of good press. Bernie visiting Red Square. And the local crime family couldn’t go to Cuba enough.

    The Left also opposed just about every effort to stand up to the Soviet Block. Hated Reagan’s Grenada invasion. Hated “tear down that wall”. Loved themselves some Daniel Ortega. And basically have cornered the market on Che Guevara T-shirts. It culminated with Obama mocking Romney for even calling Russia a foreign policy adversary.

    My, have they changed their tune. Up is down. Down is up.

    Oh and generally speaking. The Left has never gotten out of bed for national security. Gender nuetral pro-nouns interest them more.

    • B Obama
      February 17, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      Huh huh huh… The 80’s called, they want their foreign policy back…

    • Lefty
      February 17, 2017 at 9:30 pm

      Is this Fake news? I have been told by the POTUS that any news or opinion I don’t agree with is fake news. I hereby state that your post is fake news!

  • Mr. T
    February 17, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    “Peaceful military coup”. Really! You just know that the closest Q ever got to the military was watching the Memorial Day Parade. Moron.

  • Chris From Georgia
    February 17, 2017 at 9:20 am

    Navy veteran here. Russian trawlers, AGI’s spy ships, have been out there for years. This is as about as newsworthy as hearing that “water is wet”. I’ve dealt with Q on the T&G comments section before and all I can say that referring to him as the village idiot is quite appropriate. I doubt there any living brain cells residing within his cranium.

    • Q
      February 17, 2017 at 9:39 am

      Im smrt nd no what im talking abowt. Just wate till im in power. Oh nd I wuz lookin for a military graid chicken coupe for my chickens.

    • Test Pilot
      February 17, 2017 at 9:46 am

      I like that.

    • BobnMic
      February 18, 2017 at 12:58 am

      Thank you for your service Chris.

    • bigdaddy
      February 18, 2017 at 7:03 pm

      Thats an insult to real village idiots

  • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
    February 17, 2017 at 9:20 am

    Clearly the spy ship was contracted by BobnMic, DEA agent, the pick up SIGINT from Turd’s cell phone. He is too busy digging the tunnel to do this himself.

    • BobnMic
      February 18, 2017 at 12:57 am

      “Turd Burglestein • a year ago
      $1000 a day cocaine habit? Lightweight! Unless you got the sweet hookup on $1k kilos like I had back in the early 80’s.” And now selling Oxy 80 mgs at $100 a pop.

      Ya ok, let’s keep this turtlerider here no problem.

  • Colleen
    February 17, 2017 at 7:49 am

    There’s a reason they call ‘Q’ the Village Idiot.

  • Delila
    February 17, 2017 at 5:16 am

    Is it supposed to be the same “spy” ship in each photo? If so, then why are there banners on the ship in one of the photos? Don’t know of why a spy ship would be decorated for a parade, unless, maybe they’re trying to throw off the military.
    When will their batteries run down already?

  • FatFingr Lou
    February 17, 2017 at 5:12 am

    Actually, it’s a fishing trawler/floating cannery disguised as spy ship.

    We should send the Wicked Tuna guys out there to run them off.

    The Red Ivan wants to be King of Gloucester!

  • Phong
    February 17, 2017 at 2:37 am

    Either the Russians are waiting for another ship to ram them for insurance, or they’re looking to buy food stamps.

    No big deal.

    February 17, 2017 at 1:51 am

    Like PRESIDENT TRUMP said in his press conference “Being friends with Russia, China, Japan would be GOOD thing. Ya know what BLOWS MY MIND….The LIBERALS want you to LOVE ISLAMIC states that have people that have KILLED THOUSANDS of people around the WORLD with in recent history. When it comes to being friends with RUSSIA who has never attacked AMERICA on its on soil (Unlike your Islamic states) and it is “Russia is the Devil and wants to destroy us”. MAKE UP YOUR MIND you can’t SCREAM EQUAL RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE then exclude Russia that makes you Russiaphobes. Hey I made a new word for Liberals, Russiaphobes. We need to take the warnings off of common sense stuff. Weed out the morons. Gee let me take this hairdryer in the shower with me, I’m gonna put this plastic grocery bag over my head to keep my hair dry. Makes me thinking about that. Natural selection, survival of the fittest.

  • Realist
    February 17, 2017 at 1:24 am

    Correct, This has been going on for years and usually doesn’t make the news. The difference? Trumps possible ties to Putin/Russia. Real or imagined, it is in the news cycle now and time will tell if there is any merit.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      February 17, 2017 at 10:04 am

      “Real or imagined”

      LOL. Rationalizing leftist propaganda is the same as real facts to the low info stooges.

      Libs aren’t very bright – still too stupid to stop digging your own graves with this Fake News BS.

      • Realist
        February 17, 2017 at 11:46 am

        Leftist propaganda? Is that what the US Intel agencies are investigating? Typical Trumpster, News that I don’t like= Fake news!

    • Light my fire
      February 17, 2017 at 11:40 am

      Well since Putin and Trump are buds maybe the Russians are just coming for a game of golf and to spend some rubles here.

      • Michael Jackson
        February 17, 2017 at 4:30 pm

        Heal the world… Make it a better place… For you and for me and the entire human race… There are people dying… If we care enough for the living… Make it a better place…

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