Turtleriders, I have a serious question – what the fuck did I do to deserve such amazing karma this week? Honestly. I don’t want to jinx it because my generally shitty demeanor is most likely not worthy of such karmic bliss bestowed upon me by the Universe – but apparently I slipped into a loophole somehow and here we are. Josh Abrams got taken down to the ground by some fed up Boston cops who had no time for his bullshit that day, 35 Antifa terrorists were arrested, and American hero and badass judicial American hero Justice Richard Sinnott refused to let any of it slide for social justice’s sake, because we’re sliding downhill into a lawless jungle and he has no time for that shit, either.
Then Josh Abrams and his sloppy sidekick set their own YouTube channel on fire, we unmasked another Antifa terrorist who just happens to be a middle school teacher, and now – this:
“The Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles is taking action after they recently received reports that Massachusetts Constable’s Office cars cars had blue lights, excessive window tint and markings not allowed on passenger vehicles.
The RMV determined the constables cars don’t qualify for blue lights and scheduled a hearing.
The RMV said the Massachusetts Constable’s Office missed the hearing and as a result, the RMV revoked the registration for one vehicle and ordered them to remove the lights.
You could see the blue lights in the body camera video provided to 5 Investigates by the Massachusetts Constable’s Office.
The lights were turned on as part of a pursuit that ended with a man wanted on a criminal warrant being shocked with a stun gun in Lowell while he was lying on the ground.
The attorney for Darryl Hines, who found the Massachusetts Constable’s Office, told 5 Investigates Hines is appealing the ruling.
The attorney called the action a continued pattern of harassment against Hines, pointing out a jury cleared Hines of firearms charges filed by Massachusetts State Police in 2017, all related to whether Hines and his constables are in fact law enforcement.
5 Investigates first started looking into the powers of constables in Massachusetts three years ago, after an unaffiliated constable shot two Boston police officers.
Our reporting revealed that laws about constables haven’t been updated since Colonial times and, as a result, constables have powers to make both criminal and civil arrests with no oversight or training required.
The Massachusetts Chiefs of Police Association crafted a bill to restrict constables to civil work such as serving divorce papers and eviction notices, which is what most constables in Massachusetts currently do.
That bill has remained stuck in a committee on Beacon Hill until now.
After seeing the recent body camera video and 5 Investigates latest reporting, leaders in the state House and Senate are promising a hearing this fall.
There are also questions about pictures showing blue license plates on Massachusetts Constable’s Office vehicles
The RMV says it ordered the Massachusetts Constables Office to surrender those plates two years ago, which under current law. Constables argue they are allowed to do.”
HAHAHA. Fuck you, fake cop wannabes. No, you can’t have cars that look like police cars – because you’re not police, no matter how hard you try.
You’re not a cop,
And you’re not a cop,
And you’re not a cop,
is patently absurd.
No sir, I will not. Unless you’re serving me divorce papers or a small claims summons, get a real cop and leave me the fuck alone.
I love this. Shortly after they got ambushed by a media that refused to play into their LEO hero delusions, their website changed quite a bit too. No mention of “criminal warrant apprehension”, no flashy photo slide of clowns dressed up as police, no stupid blog with weak justifications for their elaborate game of dress-up cops and robbers. Looks like someone’s running scared, Officer-Principal-Mayor-Chief of Nothing Hines.
WCVB absolutely killed it with this story – I have so much respect for what they uncovered. I do want to point out that one little detail of this new development belongs to us, though –
The blue plates. That idiot held on to them for for two years. How does one become so pathetically desperate to be a police officer with exactly no skills, qualification or merit? Seriously, Darryl, who hurt you and turned you into such a self-important megalomaniac? It’s creepy AF, bruh. You are creepy as fuck.
The only thing that would have made this better, honestly, is if we were able to have a fake cop v. cop block showdown. Clown vs. Clown, police impersonator vs. pretend activists with a paypal account.
Unfortunately, Abrams is in jail, his circlejerk of idiots is on fire, and the wannabe chief and his merry band of costumed idiots have to give up their Tonka truck cop car accessories. All in all, it’s been a great fucking week, though. I guess we can just do a showdown like this:
Who’s mugshot is better?