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Thousands Share Lynn Rapper Wacklemore’s Video Allegedly Showing John’s Roast Beef Serving Noodles Off Floor, Turns Out It’s 2 Years Old And He’s Still Mad He Was Fired  

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A bunch of turtle riders sent us this video from John’s Roast Beef in Lynn, alleging to show employees dropping noodles on the ground, putting them in a strainer, washing them off, and then serving it to customers:

Yea, doesn’t look good. Noodles on floor:

Noodles get “washed” in strainer:

Noodles get served:

Now we are VERY hesitant to share any type of content that casts a small business in a negative view. And we always like to get to the bottom of stories like this, because often the mob just shares shit without asking any questions. Especially if it’s from a disgruntled employee, which Jason Hederson is.

Then I went to Jason’s Facebook page and the first thing I saw was this:

And this:

He’s a grown man who’s still trying to become a rapper, calls himself “Havoc Hoodz,” and wears flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats with the stickers still on them. I already know where this blog is going.

Of course he’s got a couple Google trophies:

Oh, and check out his music on iTunes. You’ll be begging for Billy Baggz and 2$moke before the first song’s over. Like this one about going to “the club” (very original) while complaining about the price of Red Bull and Vodka:

Almost as hot as “In the kitchen, cookin fire deals”:

So it’s not surprising that he posted a couple of hours later another video of him confronting the owner, Taso Nikolakopoulos:

Once again, we don’t actually see him “almost fighting an employee.” Taso deescalates the situation by speaking to him away from the customers, despite the scene that Wacklemore was causing.

Now let’s revisit the other video. Here’s what Vanilla Half Price had to say about it:

Alright, the video does not look good. But a couple things. First, we don’t actually see the pasta that is on the floor being cleaned, put in the bin, or served. It also doesn’t make any sense why the employee would continue to do what he is doing, despite the fact that he is being recorded. And the owner is literally standing right there overseeing it all. Yea, that makes no sense.

But White Coco doesn’t like the owner clearly, and uses 100 emojis to amplify his point:

So he’s a disgruntled former employee with an axe to grind, who now is pursuing a rap career. Meanwhile, the owner is a 47 year old family businessman who has done business in Lynn for years. Who do you believe?

Tough one.

When you go to John’s Roast Beef’s Facebook page you see a sudden influx of five star reviews. Almost all of them make sure to point out how clean it is:

It’s actually flooded with five star reviews which tells me one thing – people know this is bullshit. And people like John’s Roast Beef and are willing to put themselves out there to defend it.

Here’s what John’s Roast Beef had to say about it:

Figured the dooshnozzle has an axe to grind. Oh, and the video is two years old, and he’s been trying to get it to go viral for a long, long time now:

Of course Wacklemore forgot to mention that part.

I’ve met many Greek pizza shop owners. Taso might be the nicest and most diplomatic I’ve ever seen. Ninety nine percent of the Greeks I know would’ve shoved a gyro up his Milli Vanilli. That’s why I don’t fuck with Greeks. They make 90% of the food you eat, and they come from a country that was teetering on the brink of communism and instability for years. They did not come to America to fuck around with your bullshit.

We’ve already put one business in Lynn out of business for not letting cops in. The last thing we wanted to do was harm another. I’m glad we could help get to the bottom of this and let people know what a dickpod Wacklemore is. Next time I’m in Lynn I’m stopping by John’s. And if Taso is reading this, feel free to send us a message on one of our Facebook pages or email turtleboysports@gmail.com and we can figure out a time to try your food.

28 Comment(s)
  • Darkzilla21
    May 1, 2018 at 9:12 am

    little cardboard gangsta wigga pebble that popped out of his liberal mommy’s sphincter….

  • Sloppy
    May 1, 2018 at 8:42 am

    What a cute little feller; looks just like a leprechaun!

  • Chip Striker
    May 1, 2018 at 8:32 am

    Straight brim hat with stickers on it, all I need to know.

  • Erik Road
    April 30, 2018 at 8:42 pm

    “Dickpod”…..that’s a word we need to use more often in metro Boston!

  • Erik Road
    April 30, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    Dickpod….there’s a word we need to use more often in metro Boston!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    April 30, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    What does beartless or deathless means? Is
    That like regerts? You would think he would have noticed how shitty that h is. he’s havoc hoodz. Still better than their last name. I think they get their name so they don’t forget it. Lol.

    • Neeeko from the ‘Woo’ not a liar
      April 30, 2018 at 7:25 pm

      Do not trust these smelly Greeks. Never eat their rotten, shitty food. Bunch of feta-smelling scam artists. Greek olives matter.

      • Havoc Chodez
        April 30, 2018 at 9:20 pm

        Bullshit. How often do Greeks do anything to wind up on the news? When’s the last time a Greek guy robbed anybody? I’d trade one black or Hispanic for 3 Greeks. You’re probably mad cause a Greek guy woofed your girl up the ass or – fired you for serving noodles that were on the floor. LOL.

        • Don't trust Greeks
          May 1, 2018 at 11:14 am

          Vasilios alexopoulos of randolph is a scam artist /drug dealer/ robber.
          There ya go

        • Havoc chodez’ Ma dukes
          May 1, 2018 at 7:32 pm

          You like the ass fuckin like those Greeks? Cuz I know your momma does.

          F Greece and F you.

      • z
        April 30, 2018 at 10:24 pm

        The best mayor Westfield ever had a was a Greek immigrant who was a city cop. Everyone called him “The Greek”. He ran and won the job 4 times. Had accent you could cut with a knife. No nonsense guy. He wasn’t well liked on the force (my uncle was a cop) because he was no nonsense. Had a knack for calling out BS and didn’t care.

        • Wwy
          May 1, 2018 at 12:43 am

          Gas headed Jewish oven dweller z,your uncle was a fag with gas in his head too I hear it’s genetic,fucking kikes the pimple on the worlds ass.burn them all Iran.

          • G.I. Joe
            May 1, 2018 at 1:31 pm

            Speaking of Iran, that would be a fine country to destroy. They’ve been fucking wiseasses for thousands of years and they’re a terrorist factory. They’ve fucked with us way too many times to not be completely subjugated. We wouldn’t even need weapons to take out those fucking pussies, we’d just walk over the border, slap the fuck out of them and molest their women right in front of them yelling “This is Sparta”, then take their fucking oil and enslave them.

          • Meatplow
            May 1, 2018 at 1:45 pm

            Look at Wwy calling people “gas heads”. He talks like he’s been huffing gas himself.

            Look at this fucking sentence. “Gas headed Jewish oven dweller z,your uncle was a fag with gas in his head too I hear it’s genetic,fucking kikes the pimple on the worlds ass.burn them all Iran.”

            Brain damaged much, you stupid fuck? How’s your head injury history? This is the fuckin’ way it is nowadays, even the gimp loser imbecile kids need to be included. Too bad we can’t bean them with baseballs until they quit them team and go home crying.

            Go ahead, you fuckin’ simian taint swab of a faggot. Say something else stupid. Make us laugh at you again. Too bad evolution is too slow to wipe you and your fuckin family and their species off the planet.

          • WWy
            May 2, 2018 at 12:46 am

            Hey zyclon b Jews does your nose grow from lies or insecticide? Did the gas go to your heads? I love the soft shell turtle kikes they cry to me everyday,sorry jews belong in ovens.

  • TJB
    April 30, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    I’ll be in Lynn tomorrow, i’ll certainly stop by johns roast beef. I like the smaller family places rather than the chains. About a month ago, I brought a visitor to that roast beef place at revere beach. I ordered a fisherman platter…….$28.00!!! That fish better jump off the plate and suck my hog. With a drink it was over $30.00.

    • TJBlows
      May 1, 2018 at 10:14 am

      Waaaahhhhhh ma foodz cost $30. Seafood is expensive. It always will be. Welcome to life.

  • Lisa Tansey
    April 30, 2018 at 6:49 pm

    Taso and Johns roast beef has been more than generous to this city. He is always willing to donate food to events and charities. Not sure what this twatnoodle is trying to accomplish but he picked the wrong business and the wrong guy.

  • whatevuh
    April 30, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    Could someone tell me why they leave the price tag on the flat brimmed bulls hats? I don’t get any of this douchbag stuff

    • Bill Realist
      April 30, 2018 at 6:30 pm

      So they can return that shit for the newest model. Obviously you have led a privileged life and are unfamiliar with the Walmart return policy.

    • Kalie
      May 1, 2018 at 1:18 pm

      They claim it is to show the “freshness” of the hat…really it just looks ridiculous

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    April 30, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    This clearly shows that people were eating Tide Pods long before now.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    April 30, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    Noodles. Onion rings. What’s the difference?

  • on02151blueline
    April 30, 2018 at 4:14 pm

    I live nearby John’s and go there from time to time. First thing you notice when you walk in is how clean the place is. Food is always very good. Taso is the classic legal immigrant success story. Came to America bought John’s from the original owner and has been successful in running his business.

    • Bill Realist
      April 30, 2018 at 6:33 pm

      Agreed. Anyone who talks shit about John’s deserves to be stabbed in the balls, ass and face.

  • Long Duk Smith
    April 30, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    Why do so many people in MA look like dirt bags? Is it an intentional look or are they totally oblivious with their dumb ass beards, tats and clothes meant for a n 8 year old?

    • Fritz Weatherbee
      May 1, 2018 at 10:53 am

      There’s always been a certain sector of people in mass that look like, act like and are s cum bags. I work part time at a liquor store as my second job (because I have a mortgage to pay and a daughter to support. Couldn’t ever suckle the states titties for a handout like these piece of trash, track marked, douche bags.) I know weed is legal here and I partake once in a while myself, but I constantly see these shit heads walk in the door, obnoxiously loud and smelling like they just washed they’re filthy wife beaters with skunk spray. Leave the shit in the car! No one cares that you have good weed! Everyone does! No need to show it off. But these pieces of shit think they’re still in high school and its cool even though they’re 35. Sorry. On a rant, but just an example of the white trash scum that call this state they’re home. Seems to me that there’s been an uptick of these cock guzzlers ever since movies like the departed and gone baby gone hit the big screen. The accents suddenly got deeper and everyone thought they were bank robber gangsters from southy in 1990, although most of them couldn’t find southy even if wade was on 50 inch flat screen stuck to their windshield. My daughters going to be a freshman next year. Four more years and I’m getting the fuck out of here, and they are a major reason why.

  • Clitty Litter
    April 30, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    When someone says Lynn rapper…..
    I think: A) empty grape flavored blunt wrapper
    B) used condom wrapper
    C) does crack come in a wrapper?

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