Meet Jessica DePatie from Hopkinton (now living in Cambridge).
She’s a Northeastern grad and a pysch major, and happens to be in serious need of psychological help since she’s been terrorizing a number of people lately.
We got a message from a turtle rider who owns a company and was being harassed by this woman because he employs some poor schmuck who met her on a dating app and had the audacity to not want to settle down with a lunatic. After being told that he wasn’t interested she began sending a barrage of text messages and voicemails threatening to kill herself and her imaginary unborn baby, and hold the company responsible because they employ a guy who dumped her.
She also made it clear to the guy who dumped her that she was going to go to the Cambridge Police to make up a story about being raped if he didn’t pay her off, and she threatened to stalk him at work.
When that didn’t work she threatened his boss some more, vowing to take all his money unless the employee who dumped her called her back.
Then she said she filed a report with Hopkinton Police, a town she doesn’t live in, and would be pursuing full legal action if the guy who dumped her wasn’t fired from his DJ job.
It gets better.
She kicked it up a notch and pretended to “Max” from iHeart Radio, cutting ties with the DJ company after hearing from this psychopath.
The Thanksgiving threats continued, as she vowed that both the employee and employer would be raped by her gang raping connections in jail, who she keeps on speed dial whenever an incoming prison needs a good raping.
She continued to pretend that iHeart Radio and Pandora were involved, vowed that they would be “taken out” 100% dead, claimed that she had semen proof (even though she was impregnated), and even vowed to make up a lie that the boss sexually assaulted her too.
She spent all day on Thanksgiving harassing these people.
Meanwhile, the employee was getting messages from her “Dad” Bill DePatie (which was obviously her), claiming that he performed a rape kit on her and demanded that he call her daughter, which he disapproved of.
“Bill” said that he was kicking his daughter out for be a pregnant whore, even though she lives on her own in Cambridge, and blamed the imaginary baby daddy for forcing him to do so.
When neither of them took the bait to rekindle the relationship, despite the threat of a lifetime of anal rape at knifepoint in jail, “Bill” took it to the next level.
Yes, that’s right – “Bill” pretended to find his daughter Jessica dead at 2:42 PM on Thanksgiving, and instead of calling the cops he text messaged some guy she went on a date with and threatened to charge him with double homicide for the crime of not continuing to date her.
“Bill” then attempted to extort imaginary funeral fees out of them.
And before she “died” she left a bunch of insane voicemails too, accusing him of hooking up with other girls, threatening to stalk him at all of his events, and even pretending to be a Hopkinton cop.
But these aren’t the only people she’s victimized. Another victim we found by searching her name on Facebook told us this story:
I’ve been friends with her since 2015. We were planning on going to the Logic concert last month, and I wanted to bring another friend. When she found out she lost her fucking mind and started calling my friend a whore, so I cancelled my plans with her. The next day she told me she had joined a gang and that the initiation was to “get rid of someone”. Then she’s like “guess who I picked.”
Another woman who dates and has a child with psycho snatch’s ex-boyfriend claims that Jess has been threatening her for a while now, and even showed up piss drunk at the victim’s house after filling a false report with DCF in a vain attempt to snatch her crotch fruits. The police and her parents had to be called because she was too drunk to drive home.
“So I technically don’t even know Jess. Jess just so happens to be my boyfriends psychotic ex girlfriend. When I say psychotic I mean this girl has no limits or boundaries when it comes to harassing people. A little background history I can give you about her is that 3 years ago her and my boyfriend which unfortunately I’m not allow to give his name because he doesn’t want involvement with this, they were in a very serious car accident and he saved her life and ever since then she’s had some pretty serious mental health issues. This time every year Jess goes off the deep end and self destructs because of her PTSD.
I know that personally because every year my boyfriend receives phone calls from her saying ridiculous things such as if you don’t break up with your girlfriend I will call dcf on your girlfriend and make sure the kids get taken which this time she did call dcf and luckily they didn’t take my children because I had the messages to prove it was a phone call out of spite.
After Jess showed up to my house on November 6th and 9:30 pm piss ass drunk Milford Police department sent her on her way with mommy and daddy because she couldn’t pass her sobriety tests, she called DCF on me just like she said she would in those messages and they called me November 8th around 5 pm as I was heading out the door for my daughters 11th birthday party and they came out November 13th at 5 and the accusations Jess claimed me of were ridiculous.”
She was once again dumb enough to put it all in writing.
And clearly has lost her marbles by sending whatever the hell this is all supposed to be mean.
Part of me feels bad because this woman is in serious need of psychiatric help. But at the same time she has two parents whose name she uses to threaten people who won’t settle down with her, and she’s trying to ruin the lives of a lot of people. She’s obviously dangerous and should be in jail or a mental institution, and has committed a variety of crimes just by looking at those text messages (extortion, death threats, impersonating a police officer and probably a lot more). At the very least she should be banned from Tinder so that no dude has to be put through this sort of Hell ever again on Thanksgiving.
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