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Tinder Tunaflap Tornado Cries Rape, Fakes Her Own Death, Pretends To Be Hopkinton Cop, Vows To Have Victim Raped In Jail After Guy Doesn’t Call Her Back After Date

 

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Meet Jessica DePatie from Hopkinton (now living in Cambridge).

She’s a Northeastern grad and a pysch major, and happens to be in serious need of psychological help since she’s been terrorizing a number of people lately.

We got a message from a turtle rider who owns a company and was being harassed by this woman because he employs some poor schmuck who met her on a dating app and had the audacity to not want to settle down with a lunatic. After being told that he wasn’t interested she began sending a barrage of text messages and voicemails threatening to kill herself and her imaginary unborn baby, and hold the company responsible because they employ a guy who dumped her.

She also made it clear to the guy who dumped her that she was going to go to the Cambridge Police to make up a story about being raped if he didn’t pay her off, and she threatened to stalk him at work.

When that didn’t work she threatened his boss some more, vowing to take all his money unless the employee who dumped her called her back.

Then she said she filed a report with Hopkinton Police, a town she doesn’t live in, and would be pursuing full legal action if the guy who dumped her wasn’t fired from his DJ job.

It gets better.

She kicked it up a notch and pretended to “Max” from iHeart Radio, cutting ties with the DJ company after hearing from this psychopath.

The Thanksgiving threats continued, as she vowed that both the employee and employer would be raped by her gang raping connections in jail, who she keeps on speed dial whenever an incoming prison needs a good raping.

She continued to pretend that iHeart Radio and Pandora were involved, vowed that they would be “taken out” 100% dead, claimed that she had semen proof (even though she was impregnated), and even vowed to make up a lie that the boss sexually assaulted her too.

She spent all day on Thanksgiving harassing these people.

Meanwhile, the employee was getting messages from her “Dad” Bill DePatie (which was obviously her), claiming that he performed a rape kit on her and demanded that he call her daughter, which he disapproved of.

“Bill” said that he was kicking his daughter out for be a pregnant whore, even though she lives on her own in Cambridge, and blamed the imaginary baby daddy for forcing him to do so.

When neither of them took the bait to rekindle the relationship, despite the threat of a lifetime of anal rape at knifepoint in jail, “Bill” took it to the next level.

Yes, that’s right – “Bill” pretended to find his daughter Jessica dead at 2:42 PM on Thanksgiving, and instead of calling the cops he text messaged some guy she went on a date with and threatened to charge him with double homicide for the crime of not continuing to date her.

“Bill” then attempted to extort imaginary funeral fees out of them.

And before she “died” she left a bunch of insane voicemails too, accusing him of hooking up with other girls, threatening to stalk him at all of his events, and even pretending to be a Hopkinton cop.

But these aren’t the only people she’s victimized. Another victim we found by searching her name on Facebook told us this story:

I’ve been friends with her since 2015. We were planning on going to the Logic concert last month, and I wanted to bring another friend. When she found out she lost her fucking mind and started calling my friend a whore, so I cancelled my plans with her. The next day she told me she had joined a gang and that the initiation was to “get rid of someone”. Then she’s like “guess who I picked.”

Totally normal.

Another woman who dates and has a child with psycho snatch’s ex-boyfriend claims that Jess has been threatening her for a while now, and even showed up piss drunk at the victim’s house after filling a false report with DCF in a vain attempt to snatch her crotch fruits. The police and her parents had to be called because she was too drunk to drive home.

“So I technically don’t even know Jess. Jess just so happens to be my boyfriends psychotic ex girlfriend. When I say psychotic I mean this girl has no limits or boundaries when it comes to harassing people. 

A little background history I can give you about her is that 3 years ago her and my boyfriend which unfortunately I’m not allow to give his name because he doesn’t want involvement with this, they were in a very serious car accident and he saved her life and ever since then she’s had some pretty serious mental health issues. 

This time every year Jess goes off the deep end and self destructs because of her PTSD. 

I know that personally because every year my boyfriend receives phone calls from her saying ridiculous things such as if you don’t break up with your girlfriend I will call dcf on your girlfriend and make sure the kids get taken which this time she did call dcf and luckily they didn’t take my children because I had the messages to prove it was a phone call out of spite. 

After Jess showed up to my house on November 6th and 9:30 pm piss ass drunk Milford Police department sent her on her way with mommy and daddy because she couldn’t pass her sobriety tests, she called DCF on me just like she said she would in those messages and they called me November 8th around 5 pm as I was heading out the door for my daughters 11th birthday party and they came out November 13th at 5 and the accusations Jess claimed me of were ridiculous.”

She was once again dumb enough to put it all in writing.

And clearly has lost her marbles by sending whatever the hell this is all supposed to be mean.

OK then.

Part of me feels bad because this woman is in serious need of psychiatric help. But at the same time she has two parents whose name she uses to threaten people who won’t settle down with her, and she’s trying to ruin the lives of a lot of people. She’s obviously dangerous and should be in jail or a mental institution, and has committed a variety of crimes just by looking at those text messages (extortion, death threats, impersonating a police officer and probably a lot more). At the very least she should be banned from Tinder so that no dude has to be put through this sort of Hell ever again on Thanksgiving.

 

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126 Comment(s)
  • DIS BITCH CRAY
    December 4, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    The scary thing is that she went through all these fake numbers to get in contact with the guys but when she made the phone calls both she and the “officer” ended it with “have a good one.” That’s got to be catfish level 1 rookie mistake. She needs a few months locked in the cookoo’s nest in bridgewater.

  • A
    December 3, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    I’m not even going to lie… This reminds me of 75% of my friends. We all tend to let words fly and then dig ourselves a little deeper just because we’re too petty to apologize after we come to our senses.

  • Dick Scratcher
    December 3, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    Limerick of the Day

    When Jessica went onto Tinder,
    A DJ then fucked her and binned her,
    Then just for a jape
    She claimed a fake rape,
    Let’s get this mad cow on Judge Rinder!

    Dick Scratcher (aged too old to tackle this amount of crazy, sadly)

  • Tortellini Soup
    December 3, 2019 at 11:24 am

    I bet Jess doesn’t have the lady balls to call in the Turtleboy Live Show. She’s definitely too scared to do that.

  • Cuntasaurus OG
    December 3, 2019 at 11:13 am

    This broad is the perfect example of why people stay single. Who the fuck would want to deal with this behavior. Fucking wacked off the deep end. She looks so sick, health wise. Just because you fucked someone and they ghosted your crazy ass (don’t blame them) doesn’t give you a right to go full blown stalker, liar, harasser. You look so desperate. Get over yourself ya damn nut. You’re nothing special. Asylum worthy for sure. Special in that department, I’ll give ya that. You put the reason for demand back into needing state asylums again. Everyone should call your family/job/school like you did to your victim and tell them what kinda person you are. Hopefully ruin your sad pathetic life. An eye for an eye? You wouldn’t like the taste of your own medicine.
    Go back to whore island, smelly pirate slut.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 3, 2019 at 11:08 am

    cuckoo for cocoa puffs

  • Charles Manson
    December 3, 2019 at 9:44 am

    No thanks. I’ll pass

  • Independent Thinker
    December 3, 2019 at 9:29 am

    Posing as a government official in order to intimidate or manipulate someone, including stealing their money, should be a capital offense, punishable by death. The same goes for identity theft. Unfortunately, nobody takes these offenses seriously.

  • The angry taint
    December 3, 2019 at 7:27 am

    She looks adderal skinny, which I think is more likely than a meth head

  • What’s up dude
    December 3, 2019 at 7:26 am

    She would be perfect for all those perverts who want to screw a 12 year old boy, cut her hair and put some boys clothes on her and your golden. She looks like a 2×4. Flat in the front, flat in the back. She has no ass what so ever and just a nipple for tits.

    • Father Mahan
      December 3, 2019 at 7:52 am

      Might be tempting if there was a penis involved.

  • Leonard Washington
    December 3, 2019 at 3:22 am

    This chick is hawt. Maude Gorman hawt.

  • Finn
    December 2, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    I anxiously await Jesse contacting Deskgirl Abi. If there is a God, this will happen soon and will provide enough material to last for days.

    Gleefully,
    Finn

  • Daniel LaRusso
    December 2, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    I am not a big “proofread your blogs” but I am beginning to see that these errors play a role in the site being taken seriously from outsiders.

    You had one egregious mistake which should never happen. You (or someone) took the time to put a red line through names, yet managed to leave enough to make out “jack” Which was then confirmed when a “jack” was missed.

    Something to be aware of as you move forward. A mistake like that cannot be made when trying to protect the identity of someone.

  • Justice for #hervictims
    December 2, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    So was it really the car accident that fucked this girl up for does it go deeper than that ? Maybe it was from her being so called raped from her middle school teacher that she didn’t report until statue of limitations was up.. hmm . All these questions I feel I need answers too.
    Especially this question right here
    If you know your daughter is mentally ill and you’ve had her committed before , why not claim guardian ship over her so you can have her permanently committed and get her the long term care that she is desperately crying out for ?
    If you know your daughter is out here destroying lives of little kids and other people why would you not do something about it? Why continue to allow her to do what she’s doing ? What happens if she actually hurts somebody physically ? Clearly she is capable of following through on her threats. She’s emotionally and mentally abused people…

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 3, 2019 at 10:30 am

      Because her parents desperately want a man to take them off their hands and discipline her. They can’t or won’t do it themselves either due to guilt or cost. It’s easier and more economical to just cut her loose on society and let the locals figure it out.

      No one wants this problem.

      I know the type. I know the parents of the type. There’s an increasing amount of the former type, which means there’s an increasing amount of the latter types. They’re passing the cost onto YOU, the middleman. Instead of society locking them up they they let them roam unattended. This is either by design* or due to Western society breaking down organically through incompetence, mismanagement and stupidity.**

      *Don’t rule out malice. I know this is taking us into the world of Alex Jones and gay frogs and chemtrails, but think about it. How the fuck did things break down so rapidly and severely without a catalyst? Coincidences? This is the cluster migraine of all coincidences then.

      **If you know anything about the Ottoman Empire, the empire itself did not fall through its defeat after the First World War. It was on a decline for many centuries mostly because the Sultan was undermined by the Deep State, otherwise known as the Janisarries. It was already shot through with corruption and deviancy since it’s inception but the bulwark of military and political religiosity (Islam) kept it afloat.

  • Internet Lawyer
    December 2, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    A little advice for the young boys out there slaying that fresh Tinder Pussy. Don’t hesitate to file a restraining order

    • Skankapotamus
      December 3, 2019 at 12:53 pm

      Tinder pussy is NEVER fresh.

  • Dateline's Keith morrison
    December 2, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    Everything was going fine untiiiiil someone thought it was a good idea to swipe right on Jessica. Little did anyone know what kind of trouble that would cause. She seeeeemed like a nice enough girl untiiiiiiil the messages started.

    Cut to pic of shallow grave.

    Sorry I love dateline.

  • Hillbilly Hill
    December 2, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    A woman over 30 with her facebook photo being a picture of her big mug trying to look “alluring”. It’s the same as looking at a fresh shitstain.

  • Csi fakest victims unit
    December 2, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    DUM DUM
    DA DA DU DU DUUUUUUM.

    Fakest police call ever. She changes position so many times. It’s like she’s speaking for everyone at once which you can do in texts and not get caught but not on a voice message. Police would never instruct you to “call the victims father” ever!

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 3, 2019 at 10:07 am

      Schizophrenia

      Now available in text format! Before it was just audio/visual, which severely limited impact, but now the Wonderful World of Hallucinations can be spread to anyone with an IPhone!

      At night!
      While driving!
      While watching TV!*
      Anywhere!

      WOW!

      *I knew these types personally. Schizophrenics used to love Star Search; think they could reach more people with their message if they could just get on Star Search. The amount of mentally ill people has trebled since Star Search ended. To me, this explains the popularity of shows like “The Voice” and “American Idol”.

  • Elijah"s Final Fart
    December 2, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    Jessica DiPatie was sucking my fatty
    when I shot a load in her face
    She pulled back and muttered and eventually Stuttered
    I love your jizz and it’s taste

    • Landon loves the meatpole
      December 3, 2019 at 7:27 am

      poetic genius hahahaha

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 3, 2019 at 10:10 am

      Pretty good.

  • Jessisacunt
    December 2, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    This bitch deserves everything bad that happens to her from here on out. Using innocent children as pawns in her disgusting games because she wants to be a home wrecker ‍♀️ She’s fucking pathetic and disgusting and should be locked up for everything awful she has done to these people !

  • Pizzacunt
    December 2, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    She facing a litany of charges on this. No pepperoni for you and your fat old ass.

  • Elizabeth Warren
    December 2, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Believe All Women! #metoo

  • Get a Dog!
    December 2, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Wow, Just Wow!

  • Malingering parrot
    December 2, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Theory: this chic took what she read in her psych books and the symptoms she observed in the residents of the group home and is using all of it to get attention. She described herself as having symptons of multiple personality,fictitious pregnancy ,obsessive compulsive ,identity disturbance etc. Someone that mentally disorganized doesn’t graduate college or work anywhere for long. Malingering is pretending to be afflicted for a benefit. She’s using this to be manipulative. Not sick she just sucks.

  • Captain Trips
    December 2, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    “Well, I will NOT be ignored Dan!”

    – Glenn Close, Fatal Attraction

  • ChipChipperson
    December 2, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Tinder guy must’ve been packing a foot-long to arouse this kind of insane passion.

  • Tyler T
    December 2, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    This may be unrelated but I need to take a shit bad

    • Captain Trips
      December 2, 2019 at 7:53 pm

      Thank you Tyler! We Turtle Riders appreciate your candor!

  • whatevuh
    December 2, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    WOW, just WOW, I guarantee a restraining order would not help with that lunatic, she needs to be locked up in a mental institution, quickly

  • JD
    December 2, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    This article needs to be taken down. There is a pending police investigation into domestic assault and sexual assault. The police have been notified.

    • I'm telling Ma!
      December 2, 2019 at 6:49 pm

      Enough, now go out and remove some snow already.

    • A concerned citizen
      December 2, 2019 at 6:57 pm

      Oh Jess. Give it up and go back on your meds. Do you think making false allegations will make him love you? What’s your end game here?

      • Anonymous
        December 2, 2019 at 7:57 pm

        On another note Jess, if you need a good old fashioned plowing of your genital region, hit me up!

        – Name and address withheld for my safety, as you’re a psycho hose beast

    • Jessisacunt
      December 2, 2019 at 9:31 pm

      That * pending* case that’s supposedly going on will be dropped pretty soon when the judge sees how much of a lunatic you really are and how you claim rape on every fucking guy you come in contact with . It’s such a god damn shame that Lars didn’t beat you hard enough with that candle stick 🙂

    • Fishtacos
      December 2, 2019 at 10:30 pm

      Go take your meds, Jess.

  • lowell turtleboy
    December 2, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Dear Uncle Turtle,
    Auto correct can be your smart friend.

    She’s a Northeastern grad and
    and a “ pysch major “

    • Auto Correct
      December 2, 2019 at 9:49 pm

      Indeed, it shouldnt read ‘psych major’ but major psycho.

      • Silencio DoGood
        December 3, 2019 at 2:28 am

        nice.

  • Lipstick Hippie
    December 2, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    And tomorrow’s post will be about this lunatic messaging Uncle Turtleboy to take down this blog before she charges HIM with double homicide and rape.

    • Said Everyone
      December 2, 2019 at 6:18 pm

      Absolutely. You beat me to it. This is one toxic chick.

  • Nurse Ratched
    December 2, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Medication Time

    Medication Time

  • Gone Girl
    December 2, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    I would bury my dick so far and so deep into this dirty little birdys ass that whoever pulled it out would be crowned King of England!

    • Nick Manning
      December 3, 2019 at 8:34 am

      I would perform a “rape kit” on Jess, with my extensive gynecological knowledge, and I would be thorough.

      With my trusty speculum, a nose for juicy snatch, and my lab coat, I would probe her until I found the evidence needed for conviction. Actually, I’m pretty sure I started in a movie with this scenario in it, but Jess, feel free to hit me up for a free sample. Droppin’ Loads!!!!

  • Marie
    December 2, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Lock her up before she hurts herself or someone else. The girl is in need of serious help

  • Father Dimmock
    December 2, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Daddies little princess has a bent crown?

  • Garden variety Ratchet CNA
    December 2, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Don’t get that resume twisted. Vinfen is a minimum wage job. I worked there and its a nurses aid job where you change disabled peoples diapers who live in a residential group home. She interned for a year no pay while in college then got demoted to relief staff for a year. Relief means no scheduled hours. They call you to fill in sometimes for as little as 3 hours for min wage. She’s a ratchet crazy PCA/CNA. Don’t let the college fool you. Mcdonalds or dunkins is a better job.

    • Snoopy123
      December 2, 2019 at 6:49 pm

      My daughter works for Vinfen. Just because you hated taking care of disabled people, and should not be with that attitude, does not mean it’s a bad job. Some people actually do it because they want to help people. My daughter actually has a degree in social work and runs homes. I’m glad you don’t work for them anymore. I hope you like flipping burgers. You seem really compassionate.

      • Anyway
        December 2, 2019 at 7:36 pm

        Ok u missed the point. The chic in the article is NOT a house manager. But even I was offered the house manger position and never did a day of college and I turned it down. So how big of a deal is that job.If your daughter likes it great but this chic in tne article comes off like she thinks she’s educated/intelligent and she’s not. It’s an easy job to get because it’s hard work and the pay is low. VINFEN goes to jamaica and haiti offering work visas to people who are illiterate just to fill jobs. Facts. If you don’t like it lobby the state to fund the care of these people better cause I’m all for that. Oh and i treated my clients well. I took them to meet hulk hogan, to the beach, zoo, beach boy concerts. They lived great when i was around. “Group home” agreed it’s a basic job and they worked there too. You never did but you have an opinion. Ok.

        • Notacna
          December 3, 2019 at 1:11 pm

          Yup I missed the point. My daughter is very young. She enjoys helping people. Not sure what the problem with that is. It’s not a job that most people want or could do. I highly doubt you were offered a job running a house, never mind multiple ones. Not true. I am glad that you were kind to the people who you changed diapers for. I’m sure their loved ones appreciated knowing they are well cared for.

      • Hang on snoopy
        December 2, 2019 at 7:48 pm

        You know so much about your daughters job? Does she tell you that the pca’s are constantly getting caught fucking each other in the bedrooms at the group home. Or what about how the state is always investigating the theft of $ and meds by the pca’s not to mention physical abuse. It’s a fucking snakepit in there. Did she tell you that? Yeah great place to work. Plus they pay poverty wages.

        • Hi jessica
          December 2, 2019 at 8:48 pm

          For real i think jessica and her mom (or jessica pretending to be her parents again) are on here disliking comments. So if you are just know that because your skinny and went to college doesn’t mean dudes are obligated to fuck you more than once no matter what you threaten them with. Biiiiiiiiiiiitch!

        • Yuck
          December 3, 2019 at 1:16 pm

          So much grossness to this.
          Why do you know so much? Never mind, I do not want to know.

    • Group home
      December 2, 2019 at 7:11 pm

      I was hired by vinfin when I was 17 years old. They med certified me and I took care of mentally disabled adults. Very easy job to get. Not anything special what so ever

      • Group home
        December 2, 2019 at 7:13 pm

        Vinfen*

  • Don’t Ignore The Problem
    December 2, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    I actually feel bad for the family of the crazy broad. They have probably done everything in their power to get her well. But the people she’s harassing absolutely need to get court orders to keep her away from them. She’s the real deal crazy and anything is possible

  • ty miss
    December 2, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    this is anather fail.

  • Hahahaha
    December 2, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    I sent this article to a friend. He informed me that he has come across her on tinder, plenty of fish and at least 2 other sites. I mean come on. how much cock can you run through at a time. Tinder is not enough cock for you to run through so you go on at least 3 more sites looking for dick.
    If tinder is not enough for you and you feel like you need 3 more websites to go cock hunting then you have a serious problem! The problem is not the men, the problem is you and you’re a whore!

  • Couch Fart
    December 2, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    I’m going Costanza on this one ….this chick is so fucking crazy I’m attracted to her

    Ps – And yes I would be using a fake name if we ever went out

    • You wouldn't be able to handle her
      December 2, 2019 at 6:53 pm

      So step aside, watch your 90’s sitcoms reruns and cut another couch fart while I slay this dragon.

  • Trump
    December 2, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    This broad sounds almost as crazy as Lisa Page. Both pretend to be victims too.

  • Lee Ho
    December 2, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Stalker.

  • Finn
    December 2, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Honestly, I’ve seen this bat-shit crazy like this before and didn’t think anything would shock me.

    BUT — “[dad] performed a rape kit on her” — for the win.

    I don’t have a dog in this race, so I don’t care if Jesse is suicidal. But if she’s serious (I feel like I’m always repeating myself), “it up the road, not across the street”. Otherwise, you look like a silly emo (even more so than you do now).

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

    • onabout
      December 2, 2019 at 5:09 pm

      What is “the win”? Not following what you’re on about. What are you on about?

    • Ginzu Cracker
      December 2, 2019 at 7:04 pm

      Ah, Finn this is why we love thee. The king of Ratchet identification, almost as good as that former pot head from Worcester now killing it in Maine. On 3, 1,2, 3, get fucked.
      lol.
      Ginzu Cracker

  • JJ
    December 2, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Is it just me, or does anyone else notice that every chick with a psychology degree is a fucking straight up mental case? Every fucking girl I have ever met with any type of psyc degree has been a Christmas fruit cake!

    This is why I tell men of any age to go mgtow. Unless you can find a conservative woman! If any dude dates a lefty loon or a democrat then this is bound to happen. You never ever, ever, ever, ever see this shit with conservative woman! Only fucking liberals pull this shit & that is why I dont beleave all woman, especially democratic woman. You have been warned!

  • Kremlins
    December 2, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    Never EVER stick your dick in crazy!

  • Rod Ramsey
    December 2, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    She’s too skinny but I also ain’t a gay!

  • Lord Gort
    December 2, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Reason #6,546 why you never, ever, fuck crazy!
    I don’t care if she can suck a watermelon thru the entire length of the Keystone Pipeline!
    It’s never, ever worth it.
    Stay home and beat the Bishop. It’s much safer.

    • Downtown
      December 2, 2019 at 5:10 pm

      I don’t know. Like touching the burner on the stove the challenge is to do it without getting horribly burned. A little dose of crazy is very compelling.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        December 2, 2019 at 5:15 pm

        This isnt a little dose of crazy. This is the entire pharmacy.
        Ask her for her boiled rabbit recipe, sometime.

        • Downtown
          December 2, 2019 at 6:12 pm

          I like hasenpfeffer.

  • Now what
    December 2, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    If we’re going to laugh at a woman that clearly has mental health issues, I think TB should out the guy so we can laugh at him and his poor choices. He should not get a pass. I bet he’s no boyscout.

  • Too skinny for me but can you say....
    December 2, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Guaranteed anal

  • Jess
    December 2, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    I eloquently eat shit out of your ass. Any takers.

  • Sprinkle Pig
    December 2, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    This has to be the craziest story I’ve ever read. This is a movie waiting to happen depending on the ending. Lol. This makes me so glad that I’m Happily married and don’t ever have to deal with dating again. Holy shit! I will say if this was happening in reverse the guy would’ve been arrested days ago. That’s a guarantee.

  • Wedding Crashers
    December 2, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    We got a stage 10 clinger here.

  • JD
    December 2, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    This post needs to be removed there is a pending investigation into sexual assault and domestic assault.

    • SIR
      December 2, 2019 at 3:02 pm

      Oh honey. Nobody believes that it happened.

    • Uh oh, this is serious stuff guys
      December 2, 2019 at 4:15 pm

      Hey JD, Why would a post need to be taken down over an alleged (fake sexual assault) assault? Who made up that rule, where are the laws or case laws in regard to your bogus statement?
      Since you’re so educated at the ripe old age of 24. Could you please show us where in M.G.L or case law where such a thing exists, or is this just a bogus claim by an uneducated whore like the bogus claim of rape you made?

    • Startled Pancake
      December 3, 2019 at 10:39 am

      The “assaults” and “pending investigations” both should be filed under “shitthatneverhappened.txt”

  • JD
    December 2, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    There is a pending investigation into domestic assault and sexual assault. This article needs to be removed. Jess dated Jack for 4 months. She never sent any of these text messages. She has been working to get a restraining order against jack kenney but has not been able to because she is in a different state.

    • Richard vulva
      December 2, 2019 at 3:09 pm

      Let me know if you need a lawyer.

    • Joe D'cahguy
      December 2, 2019 at 3:47 pm

      She’s in a different state alright… a psychotic state.

  • JD
    December 2, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    This article needs to be taken down. There is a pending police investigation into domestic assault and sexual assault. The police have been notified.

    • Interested party
      December 2, 2019 at 1:59 pm

      The victim of this girl has been granted a restraining order for 1 year against her. Any contact will result in her arrest.

    • Yikes false rape allegation sounds serious
      December 2, 2019 at 3:57 pm

      Hey crazy if this is really you posting. shut the fuck up you crazy fuck pig!
      You met a dude on a hook up website he smashed in your butthole because you’re a pig and wanted it and then he ghosted you! Get over it, you’re a fuck pig on a website who’s main goal is to find people to have sex with! No one raped you because you cant rape the willing!
      I’m sure you have fucked at least 70 other dudes and ghosted them after. So dont cry now because the tables are turned! now stfu before we all bombard Dell and make daddy the embarrassment of the company!

      I know I for one will never buy a Dell product (not like I ever have anyway) I will not support a product that pays for your fathers salary. Why you ask, because that money will trickle down to you in some way and I can not support someone who gos around claiming false rape accusations! Now shut up before we all call Dell and spill the beans. I’m sure the board would love to hear the story of an exec’s daughter going around claiming false rape accusations, especially in the #MeToo era! You’re a disgusting thing and make shame for woman who are actually sexually assaulted! now stop pounding dicks in your ass and go pound sand, ya dirty little fuck pig.. I’m going to make sure that this story spreads so no man will ever want to be involved with you.

      O will you look at that, Time to buy more stock in cat food!

    • Ice T
      December 2, 2019 at 6:06 pm

      FCK DA POLICE

      • Andy D Clay
        December 2, 2019 at 6:17 pm

        For a guy that hates the police he certainly doesn’t mind portraying the police on television and movies. Could it be you are full of shit and just do and say whatever pays you?
        That’s what I think

        • Ice T
          December 3, 2019 at 8:00 am

          You get paid to write silly nursery Rhimes.
          Whats up you say you wanna be down.
          Ease back or muthaFcker get beat down.
          Out my face.
          Fool Im the illest
          Buttelproof
          I die harder than Bruce Willis.

    • Hi Jess!
      December 2, 2019 at 10:39 pm

      Hey Jess,
      It would probably be less obvious if you didn’t post the same thing over and over every five minutes.

  • selfish
    December 2, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Fuck this selfish whore. And her boyfriend is a jackass. If it were his family’s business and this happened, it’d be finished. Don’t fuck crazy. Male or female. They can ruin what your ancestors worked for. Sitting on their ass.

  • JimmyBooms
    December 2, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    I bet she really likes Pictionary

  • Judge dread
    December 2, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Her picture at the beginning of the blog she has those huge dilated pupils, like she just got back from an eye doctor examination. Getting strong vibes of some meth action here.

    Then she just goes nuts, she doesn’t know how the mail works by requesting a check for a funeral be mailed to whatever address that same day 6 hours after the suicide on thanksgiving.

    What does she expect? The check to be delivered via bicycle courier, on thanksgiving an hour after death?

    Not to mention funerals take days to plan after the person dies because I dunno tomb stones, coffins, services, wake, that shit takes time to plan out and price.

    Three words to sum this all up: crystal meth psychosis. She needs to be put in McLean for a 3 day adult time out/psych evaluation.

    I recommend the victims in this case go to the police and request a welfare check based on her suicidal messages.

    • Cottonmouth
      December 2, 2019 at 3:13 pm

      I agree with the meth induced psychosis. But if she truly does have PTSD then given her age combined with the alleged trauma, she is likely suffering a psychotic break which had resulted in schizophrenia with dissociative disorder. She’s either a very good actress or is legit fucking crazy. Definitely needs a 3 day psych eval.

      • Rockin' jaw
        December 2, 2019 at 8:38 pm

        Yep speed! No doubt here. You dudes got alot of the signs but missed the ringer any woman will tell you. Your not scary skinny in or after college unless your speedin. Freshman 15 and senior spread are about the widening ass/hips. She’s 100 lbs, this bitch has been chewing her own teeth for years.

        • Cottonmouth
          December 2, 2019 at 8:58 pm

          Lmfao – chewin’ her own teeth for years….. I’m absolutely going to work this into any conversation whenever I can.

          • Good for the lols
            December 2, 2019 at 9:22 pm

            Thanks baby, it’s just exactly what people do on speed if you watch them and I have. 5 minutes after the dealer leaves the bar jaws are rockin of the hinges and people are chewing their own teeth. Hilarious. Fucking weirdos.

        • Paul Kelsey
          December 2, 2019 at 9:56 pm

          When there is no speed left, she’ll go straight to the formaldehyde dippies. Daddy who works at EMC / Dell provides it to her so she will shut the fuck up.

          • Good assessment
            December 2, 2019 at 10:37 pm

            Dippin’? True that word salad she’s kickin does sound dusted. You don’t say that much nonsense that fast no days off unless your wearing out lighters.

        • Cottonmouth
          December 2, 2019 at 10:37 pm

          The last time I saw it was in a Wegman’s supermarket of all places but it was the best one yet! Sometimes the pre-grind leading up to the teeth chewing is quite the viewing experience. Either way, def good for the lol’s :))))

          • Judge dread
            December 2, 2019 at 11:17 pm

            Wegmans, that’s amazing. The last time I saw a dippy roach type was full on nude. Then the cops show up. What is it with pcp or ghetto pcp/the hide that makes people get naked and fight cops????????
            it always turns into a one off then the Calvary shows up and they get beat and an express train to concord.

    • Cottonmouth
      December 2, 2019 at 11:44 pm

      I think their body temp skyrockets which obviously requires nudity, teeth chewing and food shopping. The round of fisticuffs with the cops is just keepin’ it real so their reputation stays intact…… blahahaha

  • Uncle Kraft
    December 2, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    She’s just like TB. Another one of your nieces like Bristol.

  • Lee Ho
    December 2, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    I bet she like sweet & sour pork.

    • Inya Tufar
      December 2, 2019 at 8:05 pm

      Wonton soup a hit with her too!

  • What A Loon
    December 2, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    #LockHerUp

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 2, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    Lars? Was she wanting to join a Swedish gang? This chick is an 11 on the crazy scale.

  • Ann
    December 2, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    Slore, So what happens if you find a really nice girl on the internet? Will you eventually tell her your real info once you determine she is legit .and not crazy? Asking for a friend.

    • Slore Banger
      December 2, 2019 at 2:30 pm

      I am just talking about meeting hookups off Tinder, you are DEFINITELY not going to meet a really nice girl on there lol… and If I did start to fall for one, I just have to remind myself, she uses Tinder.

  • Ladyfiller
    December 2, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    This might be the craziest store I’ve ever seen on here.

    • Ladyfiller
      December 2, 2019 at 12:45 pm

      Story*

  • Wacked!
    December 2, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Her father is an SVP at Dell. I’m sure he could afford the funeral.

    • WTAF
      December 2, 2019 at 6:09 pm

      Not only is he a SVP at Dell…according to Jess, he also performs rape kits. On his own daughter. There are no words to describe the level of batshit crazy this chick is. She needs to be committed.

    • uncle fester
      December 2, 2019 at 8:35 pm

      Her father being the CEO of Dell is the only reason this skank can work at a non-profit

      She’s one of those crazy idiots with a useless degree and a rich dad. She’s a ratchet

      Still would though

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 2, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    This is why I always give a fake name to crazy whores like this. I also beat them senseless after I pump and dump em.

  • Lunachick
    December 2, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Between this woman and the one at the Bruins game, I honestly just want to stay single, stay home, and smack it.

    However, I do that anyway!

  • Captain Trips
    December 2, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Dude’s learning a lesson, gonna stick your dick in crazy then you have to do exactly what Store Banger below said.

  • Diego
    December 2, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Once again, lesson learned never stick your dick in crazy

  • MrSmiley
    December 2, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Psych major. Run and don’t look back. Says a lot about her “education” when everything is in writing…

  • Slore Banger
    December 2, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    I’d hit it, and chicks that crazy are usually filthy slutty whores and will let you do anything you want to them. Also, this is why I have a whole fake persona lined up, fake names, jobs, and life background when I meet girls on tinder.

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