Tittooed Lowell Swamp Clam Gets Woke After Trump Drafts Her Son Into Military Because She Doesn’t Understand What Selective Service Is 

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Here’s your Internet genius of the day out of Lowell playing the age old game “when keeping it woke goes wrong”…..

“Trump is not my President.”

Usually my response to that is, “you pay federal taxes that go directly to him. I assure you he is your President.” Then again, this doesn’t exactly look like a woman who’s ever paid taxes before.

Tittoos and Snapchat filters. Halfway to a ratchet Bingo right there.

Stupid Trump and his selective service act!! Males did NOT have to register when they turned 18 back when Obama was President. But everyone knows Trump is a Nazi so obviously a draft was only a matter of time. Gotta get that army ready for a prolonged war with North Vietcong.

Anyway, she took the post down after she was rightfully mocked by the Internet. And she totally deserved it. She came out with her resisting shoes on, firing like she was trying out for Meet The Press. She totally thought she’d get a bunch of shares from people who could not believe that adult males were being forced to go to war. Then she found out that the Selective Service Act was signed over 100 years ago, and simply creates a registry of eligible men in case the unthinkable happens.

But when people made fun of her she blamed them for not getting out of the house….

Hunny, you went to the Internet for the sole purpose of engaging people in a political discussion. Now you’re telling people who wanted to continue this discussion that they need to get a life. That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works.

According to her the haters had “no life”:

Not her though. She doesn’t have time to post political messages on Facebook. Ever.

And she’s totally NOT a swamp clam who airs her dirty baby momma drama on the Facebook machine….

Better watch out girl, you about to get that deformation of character AND cyber Jerry Springer lawsuit….

She’s totally earned the right to cast judgement on others. It’s not like she gets knocked up by convicted felons who aren’t around to see their kids because they’re rotting in a jail cell…..

It’s OK though, because she found a knew flat brimmed swag maggot to lay the pipe….

I really, really love people like this. Their confidence in their political expertise is at an all time high due to the fact that for most people Facebook is just one gigantic echo chamber….

They share the first thing they see on Occupy Democrats and can rest easy for the remainder of the day, knowing that they’ve educated their 500 friends about things they never learned in high school.

She’s also politically active, and wants to make sure her kids get more than 23 minutes to eat lunch every day….

How freaking long do you need to eat your lunch? Twenty three minutes? That’s an eternity. Get your government lunch and your chocolate milk, pound that shit down, and then you have a solid 15 minutes to find out who’s buying you booze that weekend before going back to class. Being in high school is hard.

Anyway, the lesson here is, if you suddenly became interested in politics because Trump is president, you should probably use Google before posting embarrassing shit on Facebook. Because people will send it to us, and you will become Turtleboy famous.

5 Comment(s)
  • Jim
    August 19, 2018 at 12:58 am

    The saddest thing about this is it reproduced.

  • Stunt Penis
    June 4, 2018 at 7:00 am

    Just more proof only retards use Facebook.

  • The Vorlon
    June 3, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    Could anything that fell out of her baby cannon be smart enough to know which end of the tube the round exits?

    “This is my weapon, this is my gun, one is for killing, one is for fun”

    • Captain Trips
      June 4, 2018 at 7:49 am

      “What’s the name of your gun, scumbag?

      Sir Ann Sir!

      Ann? Ann? That sounds like that swamp ratchet piece of subhuman trash from Lowell!!!!

      That bitch is the kind of shit that would lick your asshole and not even give you the common courtesy of a reach around!!

      Rename your gun, scumbag!!”

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