Tolerant Cambridge Activist James Seawell Offers Reward On Craigs List For Uber Drivers Who Murder Somerville Or Cambridge Police Officers And The City And Media Are Covering It Up

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Here’s a story that didn’t make the news out of Cambridge.

A local Cambridge activist named James Seawell posted an ad on Craigs List, offering to pay Uber drivers with alcoholic beverages if they murdered Cambridge or Somerville police officers:

Here’s the psychopath’s mugshot, which has not been released to the public:

And here’s the incident report:

How has this not made the papers? Why aren’t Joe Curtatone and Cambridge Mayor Marc McGovern condemning this? Imagine if this same man had put out a hit like this on a black lives matter leader, or an Imam. All we’d hear about is how this was all Trump’s fault. There would be candlelight vigils against hate, and the whole nine yards of woke virtue signaling.

Our sources tell us James Seawell is on the Cambridge Arts Council, and if he is then they have scrubbed him from their website. Besides this recent arrest the guy is basically invisible on the Google machine. But if he is serving in any capacity on a legitimate council like this, he should be immediately removed. If you have any more information on this psychopath, feel free to let us know. We anxioualy away Mayor McGovern and Curtatone’s joint announcement condemning this hate speech against police officers.

28 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    September 19, 2018 at 1:26 am

    Wow u play stupid games you win stupid prizes

  • Duh
    September 18, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    Can you guys read here at turtleboy? It doesnt say he wants to pay uber drivers to kill cops. He said he wants to pay PEOPLE to kill COPS and UBER DRIVERS. lol silly turtleboy writers. Always making fun of other people…yet cant even read correctly…

  • pro trump
    September 18, 2018 at 10:49 pm


    • Liberal Highway Rest Area Chode Seeker
      September 19, 2018 at 1:25 pm

      Thanks for the input. Good screen name too. There’s no way anybody’s going to figure out you’re really just a liberal homo troll with an Antifa-“lite” M.O.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 18, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    Seawell looks like a diddler … wonder Curatone supports him………. most of those sawed off Central American Slumerville squatters like the lil pee pee tu.

  • I should apply for a job at turtleboy
    September 18, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    I was really pissed off reading this title about the seawall guy, but after reading the blog and the cl post, i am more pissed off at who wrote this blog. HELLO! Are you fucking retarded? I think you have to be. Please tell me where in the cl post he is offering a reward for uber drivers to kill cops? He is offering a reward for people to kill cops and uber drivers! How in the hell could you fuck that up?

  • Ted Baxter
    September 18, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    So, craigslist can be used for this but I cannot find my happy ending massages anymore.

  • julia childs
    September 18, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    what did happen to richelle robinson? a 15 year old girl gets head smashed into the sidewalk and all we ever heard was that CPD was looking to speak with a “cyclist” that was at the end of july. not a word since then.

    • Illegal Alien Jungle
      September 18, 2018 at 1:17 pm

      What happened to Richelle Robinson?

      Murder with anonymity. That’s what happens in “sanctuary cities”. The killer likely doesn’t even have identification and is probably from a third world shithole where human life is worth as much as a conscience. She probably got clotheslined and got her head smashed because she was at a good school and had good hair. That’s what Caribbean savages do, and you fucking know it. Too bad the Democrats had to find out the hard way yet again that their own agenda fist fucks itself.

      Next question.

    September 18, 2018 at 11:37 am


    • Joe Curtatone's Career In Flames
      September 18, 2018 at 1:04 pm

      I think it’s time Joe’s constituents got to know who they voted into office. I’m pretty sure his voters won’t like like the anti-gay comments his niece is making, and they’re probably unaware of his brother’s rape and assault charges.

      Your uncle’s got your back? We’ll see after we post screenshots of your comments on his page for Somerville to see. He’s not going to be happy with you. Ha ha ha.

      Sometimes it pays to keep your mouth shut, hoodrat.

    • i"m back
      September 18, 2018 at 1:17 pm

      Turtle scab….. Will you stfu? You sound like the stupidest bastard on the face of the Earth! Just shut the fuck up and open a spelling book would you please?

      • Ium Bauck two wine
        September 20, 2018 at 9:32 am

        A spelling book? Do you mean a dictionary, or some generic Wiccan work? In any case, put your crayons away and consider thinking before commenting, in the future.

    • MrSmiley
      September 21, 2018 at 12:19 pm


  • randiguy2006
    September 18, 2018 at 11:34 am

    Why does TB accept ads from girl friend beater Shiva?

    Are you OK with domestic abuse?

    • Cosmo Curtatone
      September 18, 2018 at 1:48 pm

      Hey, the cunt was probably asking for it. She probably was showing too much ass or tits and needed a sock in the face to put her back in line.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    September 18, 2018 at 11:09 am

    Fucking moonbat.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 18, 2018 at 11:01 am

    Hes not too invisible…
    4 University Rd #312, Cambridge, MA 02138
    (617) 497-5907

    • Honkey Kong
      September 18, 2018 at 12:50 pm

      The urban Democrats would be happy to know that he is busy being booked right now and everything in his apartment is free.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        September 18, 2018 at 3:31 pm

        Id venture a guess he wasn’t too keen on the diversity in the can. If the ‘dazzling urbanites’ were to dispossess him of his property he should celebrate, considering that’s his (outwardly) core belief. Communists love taking others’ belongings but wont spare a dime to help another person (unless they get something from it). Hypocrites

  • randiguy2006
    September 18, 2018 at 10:58 am

    He’s not wrong though.

  • Harvard Square Diva
    September 18, 2018 at 10:56 am

    Marc McGovern will condemn the threat against the Cambridge Police, that I can assure . Joe Curtatone, I’m not so sure.

      September 18, 2018 at 11:43 am


      • Bonesaw
        September 18, 2018 at 1:22 pm

        But we know your real name, Lacrosse.

        We also know where you live.

        And there are thousands of us. There’s a good chance that at least 20 of us are unstable, insane, tooth-pulling, hamstring slicing maniacs who enjoy the sound of gurgling screams.

        Keep talking.

        • Let me up, I've had enough
          September 18, 2018 at 1:52 pm


      • i"m back
        September 18, 2018 at 2:35 pm

        Shut up… Please. I’m embarrassed for you!

  • Acid Bath
    September 18, 2018 at 10:56 am

    4 University Road? Thanks.

  • TJB
    September 18, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Domestic terrorist.

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