Tony Fed Kidnapped A Sad, Shoeless Burrito Eating Woman On I-93 Overpass In Quincy 


A few months ago I did a blog on Tony Federico, AKA Tony Fed, the unemployed “back the blue” scammer who capitalizes on the death of police officers and attempts to weaponize his “back the blue” Facebook group to win free motorcycles for personal use.

He price gauges his shirts at back the blue events, and then attempts to strong arm people who sell for less.

I had a run in with Tony Fed. He tried to intimidate my wife at a police rally we both were selling at. He was mad my pricing was $10 for a tee or hat and he was at $25. Stood right in front of my wife and was staring her down and shaking his head in disgust. I picked up on it and told him to go back to his table. He reached out to me later to apologize but asked me to raise my pricing if we are at the same rally’s going forward. 

Today Tony shared a video on his page in which he filmed himself basically kidnapping a shoeless woman in Quincy who he accused of attempting to steal the back the blue flag he was flying over the highway overpass.

Before I show you the video, keep in mind the timing here. He filmed this weeks ago, and he waited until after a Worcester cop died and two Braintree officers were shot before he decided to share it with the world.

I fucking HATE this guy so much. The difference between Tony Fed and me is that I support the police, and he tries to suck their dicks in the hopes it will get him out of a speeding ticket.

“Police appreciation week, that’s why we do it.”

Hope they see this bro.

I have no idea who the woman in the video is, what her politics are, and exactly what happened before and after the video was shot. She’s parked the wrong way on a one way street and showed up there to confront him because he allegedly was distracting drivers by waving the flags. It really doesn’t matter what her reasoning is, you don’t take someone’s keys out of the ignition and hold them hostage.

Even if I was inclined to not like this chick, I immediately feel bad for her after watching that video. She was degraded because of the way she looked, the way she dressed, and the fact that she was eating a God damn burrito because she didn’t want it to get cold while she was held against her will on a highway overpass.

“We’ll put your ass all over the internet.”

“How’s your muffin? You look like you need one.”

Model of fitness right here:

Also, Mr. Law and Order created a dangerous situation by preventing her from moving her car, which was parked the wrong way on a one way, and parking multiple vehicles on that overpass where clearly no parking is allowed.


I’d like to hear burrito girl’s side of the story. She might in fact be horrible, but I immediately had sympathy for her as I watched her standing against her car, unable to move, holding her burrito sadly with that unfortunate outfit on.

According to Tony she had her car towed and left in an ambulance.


So just to review, the guy who claims to support police and respect law and order illegally parked 2 cars on an overpass, then kidnapped and held a woman against her will while degrading her, and waited weeks to post it until a cop died and 2 others were shot when he knew “back the blue” mentality would be the strongest.

Fuck this asshole. If you’re supporting his bullshit then you’re just as bad as he is, and you’re no supporter of law enforcement.



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14 Comment(s)
  • Michael Giannetti
    June 8, 2021 at 6:54 am

    If she’s old enough to have a driver’s license then she’s too old for me. I love smokin coke kid.

  • Ben Dover
    June 7, 2021 at 10:03 pm

    No Unc. There’s no feel bad here. This is the point of every column.

  • Crispy C
    June 7, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    I find this video hilarious. This twat was up to no good and got ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OWNED. Hilarious.

    A good rule of thumb is to keep your hands off something that isn’t yours and go about your day. Hopefully she learned her lesson.

    This girl is another millenial twat that wanted to prove she was one of the “good ones” and as another person pointed out already, you can only do that by posting about it on social media to get woke points. Fuck her.

    This is your biggest swing and miss since you shamed that poor girl in Attleboro at the dog park.

  • mcf1122
    June 7, 2021 at 3:29 pm

    C’mon. This article is BS and clearly twisted because you don’t like Fed. She was triggered by the blue flag and must have seen an accident on the expressway. Her reaction to seeing the accident was to drive the wrong way on a highway overpass. She wasn’t thinking clearly. She got out of her car with no shoes, didn’t even put down her hot pocket and tried to steal a flag. This is the kind of chick that you love to write about but instead you did a CNN style twist one the facts so that it fit your anti Fed narrative. Kudos to Fed and whoever else was on the bridge that day and took away her keys and then let the police handle it. She was in no shape to drive.

    Why aren’t you asking for her name? That’s what the focus of this article should be.

  • george costanza
    June 7, 2021 at 2:36 pm

    are those tits or half filled waterballoons?……..gross

  • Chris Garcia-Rivera
    June 7, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    I could see how a bunch of boot licking faggots waving flags would be a distraction but I would think slamming a messy burrito while driving would be more of a distraction

    • Linda Plante
      June 7, 2021 at 5:25 pm

      I don’t think it’s a burrito or a hot pocket. I think it’s one of those delicious Table Talk pies. Maybe blueberry. Hard to say. Whatever it is I hope she got to finish it in the wambulance.

  • Boston Irish
    June 7, 2021 at 9:18 am


  • Krispen Wah
    June 7, 2021 at 9:09 am

    I don’t feel bad at all for this video.

    Her generation would grab the flag and make circle jerk videos later on tic tok, and if it were your car they’d surround it screaming “colonizer” or “silence is violence” or whatever they’re retarded liberal teachers tell them to ape.
    The world needs more videos of unfortunately dressed 20 somethings with no value-getting shitted on.

    • Captain Trips
      June 7, 2021 at 9:43 am

      Wow unc. Guy upholding the law and you shit on him.

      She was most likely popped, hence the wrong way, the tow, and the ambulance ride.

      I’ll bet big bucks this probable Democrat was drunk.

      He probably saved lives with what he did. I would have done the same.

      • Captain Trips
        June 7, 2021 at 2:45 pm

        She looks more stoned than drunk. Still illegal to drive like that.

        Hope they tox screen her at the hospital.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    June 7, 2021 at 8:41 am

    Why are people like this

    • Fuckface O'Reilly
      June 7, 2021 at 9:53 am

      Too many carbohydrates, lack of exercise and poor personnel hygiene

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