Totally Not Racist Northampton Noob With Black Friends Who Uses #Whites Wants Immigrants Gone, Proves Point By Leaving Electronics Behind In West Springfield To Get Stolen

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An unfortunate side effect of the murder of Mollie Tibbetts by an illegal immigrant, and the Trump presidency in general, is it brings out all the morons who insist on sharing their political views like this:

First of all, we don’t even know how this guy got into the country. He ended up in Iowa. You don’t walk from Mexico across the border and into Iowa. He probably took a plane. And I have bad news for the build a wall bros – walls don’t stop planes. Or tunnels. Or boats. Or Canadians. Or people who sneak into Puerto Rico.

This is why, although I’m 100% in favor of enforcing immigration laws, I could give a shit less about the wall. Because it appeals to the lowest common denominator. People who know nothing about how legal or illegal immigration works and think with such simplicity that the answer to our problems is a Goddamn wall. People who have never voted before or paid attention to politics until Trump came along, told them what they wanted to hear, and marketed himself to them by being hilarious. People like this:

Of course he had to end his brilliant rant about people who need to leave his country with #Whites:

Just in case you were unclear that this is 100% about race, and not illegal immigrants in general. So anyone here with documentation from Moldova or Albania is free to stick around in Matt Orahoske’s America.

Matt is somehow from…..Northampton!! Because obviously people like him fit in well in the bastion of white supremacy known as Northampton. And to illustrate his point I give you Exhibit A:

So ya see, David Puke here intentionally leaves behind his electronic devices in various fast food joints in the 413 for sociological experiments. In West Springfield someone ganks it, but in Northampton they let it be. This obviously proves that white people are more trustworthy then non-white people.

Except Northampton is a sanctuary city and West Springfield is not. And they have almost the exact same population, except Northampton has SLIGHTLY more diversity than West Springfield does, which is over 90% white.

So obviously his anthropological thesis is rock solid.

He really seems to have a thing for West Springfield…..

And I’m starting to think he doesn’t know the different between West Springfield, Holyoke, and Springfield.

Of course he learned this all while chilling with his homie at Bob’s Discount Furniture….

A man can get a lot of thinking done while buying cheap leather couches that will fall apart by 2021.

Also, he’s totally not racist because……


And in the least shocking turn of events ever, his favorite politician is…..

Now, I don’t judge large groups of people because of the actions of a bad seed or two. I voted for Donald Trump and will again in 2020. I’m just smart enough to sit back and laugh at the people who actually believe that Trump is the second coming of Abraham Lincoln. Don’t get me wrong, he’s hilarious, the economy is strong, and he pisses off all the people I hate. But if you actually believe everything he says, you are a fucking moron. There’s no other way around it.

Now if you’ll excuse him, he has some programming to catch up on….

Namaste bitches!!

22 Comment(s)
  • Ppl...not being retarded doesnt make you a liberal?
    September 3, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    i know im late got linked to you from another site just wanted to say im impressed with you calling out this shitbag as well as morons who believe the wall is a real solution. Much respect especially considering youd have to know your fan base is filled with said morons as illustrated by the comment section calling you a liberal for having a brain. wow

  • Blacks are a great asset to the USA!
    August 29, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    I’m not racist, but we should have picked our own fucking cotton. We’re paying for it now in spades!

    Show me a predominantly black neighborhood that has average to below average crime rates and I’ll show you some build-able low water table land in the Everglades!

  • A Bid Wall PRONTO
    August 27, 2018 at 1:58 am

    This guy is right on the money.
    Get rid of ThirldWorld ShitBags PRONTO

  • Tom Blackburn
    August 26, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    So now HASHTAGS are racist you bunch of triggered turtlelibs? Notice how much better this country has been since it was TURNED OVER TO A WHITE PRESIDENT. MAGA!!!

  • Judge dread
    August 25, 2018 at 9:53 am

    I don’t even think I can comment on this article.

  • Rte2tentresident
    August 24, 2018 at 11:13 pm

    You left your phone at a freaking BK on purpose and want to act surprised that someone grabbed it? Are you a child? Be a man and try to keep track of your toys.

    • Wiggles
      August 25, 2018 at 11:52 pm

      Fu#k Trutle Boy You Douch… You
      Dont know shit about anything… Point is that there are way to many scumbags and most of them are immigrants or just plain trash that will take anything in life cause they wont work for it…

  • True Reality Speaks
    Give a Lib a Throat Punch
    August 24, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    Not sure who is more confused – the blog writer or the blog subject?

    • Piss jug
      August 25, 2018 at 10:44 am

      Quality research, citing 2010 statistics from wikipedia…

  • Wabbitt
    August 24, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    People love Trump for the same reason people loved Bill Clinton – they’re both hilariously full of shit and make zero qualms about it. Unlike 99% of politicians who are completely full of shit and try to hide it.

  • z
    August 24, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    “… than West Springfield does, which is over 90% white.”

    Which means fucking nothing, when the 91 on and off ramps are a 1/4 mile away from the BK and Springfields North End is 5 minutes away by car.

    As opposed to NoHo, where hoping on 91 to the nearest hood is at least 15 minutes. I don’t count the part of Holyoke that 91 goes through as the hood. Once you get off it’s at least 10 minutes to the flats.

    I guess every non-white in West Springfield must shop at the W. Springfield Price-Rite. Because English is a second language there. I like the store and have no issues there, but if you worked there, Spanish is a prerequisite. One of the biggest sellers there is soda. Go into the parking lot and watch cases and cases of soda being loaded. Why so much soda? Must be for the W. Springfield bodegas and not the Springfield ones.

  • JV or All Balls?
    August 24, 2018 at 10:56 am

    JV, both this guy and this blog post.

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 24, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Believing everything any politician says is silly. They’ve told lies since there were governments. Unfortunately, the media keeps doling out the TDS koolaid and hides what’s happening in Europe and the horrific effects of allowing millions of “refugees” into their countries. Go on youtube and watch some videos on Sweden, Paris, and Germany. And Russia? LOL They can’t even keep their traffic lights working. China scares the shit out of me. They own a ton of US debt and many big companies located in the states. They’re buying land all over Africa containing natural resources and minerals. They’re constantly trying to steal our tech. The list goes on. Iran is the other country to worry about. They have money – Obozo helped out a lot there – and the country is run by religious retards who despise nonmuslim western people. To paraphrase Daniel Carver from the Howard Stern show years ago before Howard went PC, “Wake up people!!” I’m glad I’m on the final glide path of life.

    • Y
      August 24, 2018 at 11:47 am

      Spot on! People should rely less on traditional media forums, as they’re all censored (one way or the other). The YouTube videos are appalling, especially this one:

  • Mike
    August 24, 2018 at 10:22 am

    Are we still lowest common denominator if we know the wall won’t work but we want it anyway just because it would be fucking hilarious?

    • PB
      August 24, 2018 at 10:32 am

      Yes you are douche.

  • Joe
    August 24, 2018 at 10:18 am

    Building a wall will help keep families together.

  • Turtle poop
    August 24, 2018 at 9:57 am

    “Lowest Common Denominator”, this whole shotty ad filled blog is for the lowest common denominator massholes.

  • Sen. Stan Rosenberg (D-Amherst)
    August 24, 2018 at 9:53 am

    I’d give him full access to the MA state house if he does me a solid and sucks my fat peepee

    • Joe
      August 24, 2018 at 10:22 am

      Oh yeah…!

  • N
    August 24, 2018 at 9:44 am

    What a faggy article

  • This Guy
    August 24, 2018 at 9:12 am

    What a Boob

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