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An unfortunate side effect of the murder of Mollie Tibbetts by an illegal immigrant, and the Trump presidency in general, is it brings out all the morons who insist on sharing their political views like this:

First of all, we don’t even know how this guy got into the country. He ended up in Iowa. You don’t walk from Mexico across the border and into Iowa. He probably took a plane. And I have bad news for the build a wall bros – walls don’t stop planes. Or tunnels. Or boats. Or Canadians. Or people who sneak into Puerto Rico.

This is why, although I’m 100% in favor of enforcing immigration laws, I could give a shit less about the wall. Because it appeals to the lowest common denominator. People who know nothing about how legal or illegal immigration works and think with such simplicity that the answer to our problems is a Goddamn wall. People who have never voted before or paid attention to politics until Trump came along, told them what they wanted to hear, and marketed himself to them by being hilarious. People like this:

Of course he had to end his brilliant rant about people who need to leave his country with #Whites:

Just in case you were unclear that this is 100% about race, and not illegal immigrants in general. So anyone here with documentation from Moldova or Albania is free to stick around in Matt Orahoske’s America.

Matt is somehow from…..Northampton!! Because obviously people like him fit in well in the bastion of white supremacy known as Northampton. And to illustrate his point I give you Exhibit A:

So ya see, David Puke here intentionally leaves behind his electronic devices in various fast food joints in the 413 for sociological experiments. In West Springfield someone ganks it, but in Northampton they let it be. This obviously proves that white people are more trustworthy then non-white people.

Except Northampton is a sanctuary city and West Springfield is not. And they have almost the exact same population, except Northampton has SLIGHTLY more diversity than West Springfield does, which is over 90% white.

So obviously his anthropological thesis is rock solid.

He really seems to have a thing for West Springfield…..

And I’m starting to think he doesn’t know the different between West Springfield, Holyoke, and Springfield.

Of course he learned this all while chilling with his homie at Bob’s Discount Furniture….

A man can get a lot of thinking done while buying cheap leather couches that will fall apart by 2021.

Also, he’s totally not racist because……

#Whites

And in the least shocking turn of events ever, his favorite politician is…..

Now, I don’t judge large groups of people because of the actions of a bad seed or two. I voted for Donald Trump and will again in 2020. I’m just smart enough to sit back and laugh at the people who actually believe that Trump is the second coming of Abraham Lincoln. Don’t get me wrong, he’s hilarious, the economy is strong, and he pisses off all the people I hate. But if you actually believe everything he says, you are a fucking moron. There’s no other way around it.

Now if you’ll excuse him, he has some programming to catch up on….

Namaste bitches!!