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Totally Stable Woman Hacks Into Our Facebook Account And Threatens Herself And North Attleboro Police Say That There’s No Proof Of A Crime


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54 Comment(s)
  • Kate's Dfc Crotch Nuggets
    March 11, 2020 at 9:42 am

    Snake Peeters always pretended to be all about personal accountability, but where tf she at owning up to her shyt? Fake azz bish

  • Mullaney is ashamed of you A. She loves Damian more
    March 9, 2020 at 3:16 am

    Love Bristol Crew. Love watching how many dumb swamp turtles miss all the holes in bitchhBoyyys stories. I could write a book on all your contradictions with quotes, pie graphs and dates and times and you STILL would be blind. You idiots believe this turtle shrimp bc you WANT TO. Bc one thing is for sure, it’s not bc you are smart. I am enjoying seeing you on the endangered list you swamp donkey. Don’t worry tho….im sure Ida will come suck ya balls and make it all better. If that fails I’m sure she can throw some of her one legged pirates SSDI towards ya fund. Sucka

    • You're A Skankbeast
      March 9, 2020 at 4:24 pm

      He’s not going to bang ya fatty, get over it

  • John Burroughs
    March 8, 2020 at 11:18 am

    If you have the documentation to prove this person hacked into your accounts and their actions rise to the level of a criminal offense, I’m fairly certain you don’t need the police department to file the charges. If you have the suspects name and address as well as the criminal charges (chapter/section, criminal violation description), you can petition the court, file the charges yourself. I’m sure the court charges some type of administrative/process fee. For example, it’s no different when two people are involved in a physical altercation, when the police aren’t present to witness the battery; that these people want to press charges against the other, the police may simply advise these people to seek criminal charges in court. My perception is the police don’t wish to investigate this incident, if that’s the case, at the very least you could provide the police department with your documentation and request they file a report you’re reporting an alleged criminal offense, you could then use that formal police report as part of your complaint package. I believe most courts in this state anyway, require a report made to the local police department where the offense occurred. I hope this helps.

  • fond of the fatties
    March 7, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    Oof never googled her til now. Her mugshot is quite telling. Weight gain + makeup does her appearance a lot of good.

  • Norris
    March 7, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    Hopefully this crazy skeezebag gets a legal daisy-cutter like she deserves soon. How did she ever pass the vetting process?

  • Anne
    March 7, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    I honestly don’t know why this story is pissing me off so bad. The audacity of some pathological people. The last time I was this annoyed with a story was when Franklin Baxley tried ruining Grace’s life, and he fucking did. I hate these personality disordered types. I know you can hold your own, TB, but I hope you know we’re rooting for you.

  • Bristol crew kedd
    March 7, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Oooohhhh nnnoooo your a victim once again imaginaryaryary my shockskies become you’re a petulant victimson once againsin that’s what now at least the 173 times no no so it isint sooooo
    how’s many’s ofs the peoples claimed to have their book faces hacked in there attemptingson of getting out ofs whatever theyds done and then you talked so shit of the muchs about them steak ::did someone say steak:: of the claims it’s just the sciences that they could never in 1 billions millions of the years have had they’d book faces hacked you turtle twit said when other peoples said they account hacked it’s just not in the possibilites of the scientifics that they book faces could have been hacked yo 100000% emoji that’s what you saying of the dos when other people account hacked
    But now turtle twit fuck here is makes a steak of the claims that his book face has been hacked but I thought that was not in the possibilitys of the scientific scholars turtle fuck twitt
    You eat that victoms shit up and plays it like yey olds smash mouth record yous has when ya was a twinkle tart of a kid
    Everyones of the peoples knows ya was a yey little smash mouth super stars twinkle tartt
    Yous should writes the soap operas yous sounds likes a little bitch made soi boi turtle twinkle twink tart you is like a baby girls always cryings and sheets you eat the shits up like a 12 year old bulimic girl yours is a crazy little short man wif yellows teefft

    • Ripping migraine
      March 8, 2020 at 2:16 pm

      I just had a seizure trying to read that

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    March 7, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Lock her up. Evil bitch.

  • Bruh
    March 7, 2020 at 9:42 am

    Kate, this isn’t a good look. She was suspect immediately when she would go at it here in the comments after UnK publicly said the bloggers were told NOT to do that. No respect for his authority smh LA-HOO-SA-HERRRR

  • Yo
    March 7, 2020 at 9:38 am

    When everybody read that Mean Tweets post and said “seek help” they didn’t mean from the police.

  • Don’t do it to yourself
    March 7, 2020 at 9:05 am

    Some krazy lady was talking shit on here ?? My friend told me where she at ?? Leave my name out your fucken mouth !! I have dirt on you !! 1 I don’t even live where you said I did fucken sloppy cunt!!! 2 don’t you have a reputation the hole town can’t stand you !! I blocked you 3 years ago and now u wanna talk shit !!! Don’t just don’t or I will have irs investigate you ! I can’t even stand hearing your name!!!

  • Turtle Trump
    March 7, 2020 at 8:09 am

    I have March 10th off. May I come to the court case?

  • Anne
    March 7, 2020 at 8:00 am

    As a woman who has relied on a restraining order and the benefit of the doubt from the police and court for my safety, I resent the hell out of this woman. It’s liars and manipulators like her that endanger other women because people don’t believe them. Honestly, I don’t use this word lightly, but she is evil. She’s probably just glad people are talking about her again, as she appears this desperately pathetic. I hope when this gets to court, she is treated like the pathological person she is.

    Also, I’d bet good money her “abuse” story was more of her psycho bullshit. She probably punched herself in the face for those photos. People actually do that shit.

    Hang in there, TB. I’m greatly hoping for justice.

  • THOUGHT she was smart....
    March 7, 2020 at 7:39 am

    Wow Kate, dumb. Really dumb on your part. She can’t get a 209A RO bc you both are not related. In order for her to get the Harrassment Order she is seeking she has to prove there was a recent, and immediate, threat causing fear of imminent bodily harm. So you go and hack into a FB account and post this BS. You, of all people, were not smart enough to know you always leave a digital trail? TB clearly found it, has proof of it, and now once this gets in front of a Magistrate, don’t be surprised if you find yourself in handcuffs charged with filing a false report,…I hope they nail you to the wall not only to end this BS with TBS once and for all, but also to show you that there are consequences for wasting the courts time. You’ve cried wolf too many times…your gig is up. Do yourself a favor and find a new career.

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    March 7, 2020 at 6:30 am

    Can’t wait till March 10th….I’m sure this column will light a fire under their asses and make the NAPD do some work.

    Prediction: harassment order dropped, Kate gets arraigned

  • King Neptune
    March 7, 2020 at 3:42 am

    Kate is the sea urchin up UTB’s butt.

  • ChipChipperson
    March 7, 2020 at 12:15 am


    The password was genduso6969

  • Mr. Bubba
    March 6, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    Queen Ratchet Kate was hired to sabotage you from the beginning it would seem.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 6, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    So, you’re saying Bristol left?

  • kike puncher
    March 6, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    wow what a sneaky cunt. Good thing there are records of all this stuff.

  • Kate’s Fupa
    March 6, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    She hangs with junkies and slams them on her shows. She loves covering baggz and abrams because they’re on her level. Annoying bitch is a know it all and acts like her shit don’t stink. She is a vile fat pig and their show wouldn’t last on public access TV. Nor would it ever gain traction on YT. Without TBs platform she would have 0 fans and that’s where it’s going to be sooner than later.

  • ITNerd
    March 6, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    TB- As an IT nerd, I strongly encourage you to enable “two factor authentication” (2FA).

    • ITNerd
      March 6, 2020 at 10:11 pm

      (hit send too early)

      2FA means you log in as usual with your name/pw, but then the site texts you a numeric code to enter.

  • Turdchomper
    March 6, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    Lmao at all the pajama boys or Bitchtol wannabes sticking up for this fat junkie loser.

  • I’m outta here
    March 6, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    Just go to court and stop the annoying whining.
    Do you ever do anything but play the victim?
    If she’s crazy, you pushed her over the edge with your demands to stop her life, accusations and stating, if people aren’t on you’re side they become your enemies.
    You’re pretty much a fucked up twat yourself.

  • Karmaman
    March 6, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    Got some fresh scoop in Corruption Junction AKA Abington, Ma. This will blow Tombstone Toomeys story away.Google Woman sues town of Abington. the perv plead guilty to Two counts of sexual assault, The Town Manager Rick Lafond Never called the cops or the ambulance to see if the victim was ok. The victim reached out to the Board of Selectman and the Chairman at the time Bob Manning basically told her go fuck yourself, Meantime the TM is banging the Town accountant after hours in Town Hall , My name is and my wife was Sexually assaulted inside the Board of Health office where she works in Abington, The Town Manager Rick Lafond and his band of Corrupt Selectman circled the wagons and started the coverup. Currently the case is in Brockton Superior Court. If your interested shoot me an E mail because there’s more for example………One of the corrupt Selectman is is a Lt. on the Plymouth County’s Sheriffs Dept.

  • Lmao
    March 6, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    Turtleboy like the guy who called the cops tryna get a free toothbrush.

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 6, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    I’m still sticking with Turtleboy.

  • Bloop
    March 6, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Hahaha. What a dumb cunt. Looks like her new “business” isn’t doing that well so she’s resorting to threatening herself for views. What a fucking sad cunt she is. She’s realizing she’s not as smart as she thinks she is because she was comparing herself to the junk boxes she wrote about (only to have JAbrams mindfuck her into destroying herself and her”semi employed ” career). Junkie relapse happening in 3…2…1…

    • Anita Morecock
      March 6, 2020 at 6:35 pm

      She’s already back on the dope, guaranteed. Dirty ass junkie.

  • Lols Too Funny
    March 6, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    Not gonna lie. This shit is too funny. Where that fat bitches site at? I don’t care but it’s amusing reading you two sniping at each other

  • Diabolical
    March 6, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    Dateline covered a story about a similarly unstable broad who kept sending herself threatening messages. I forget how they nailed her, but she ended up finally getting caught and going to jail. She thought she was smarter than everyone else too, until she wasn’t.

    The episode is called Diabolical. Maybe Bristie should give it a watch and see how this might end if she keeps going.

    • Also
      March 6, 2020 at 6:53 pm

      Put the fireball down, Bristie. The devil’s whiskey is not your friend!

    • RuhRoh
      March 6, 2020 at 11:18 pm

      Angela Diaz.
      The cops were stupid in that case.
      Michelle Hadley is suing the cops and her loser ex who staged the whole thing so he could keep the condo.

  • Visiting Disneyland
    March 6, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    TB, if you have nothing interesting to write about, why not just post reruns? TV stations have been doing it for years.

    Or give us the website address for your former employee — that Bristol/Kate woman; her site can’t be that bad and at least it wouldn’t be reruns.

    Are you at Disneyland again?

  • Singing fat lady
    March 6, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    Hey sharks, watched your dorsal fins. Here comes Turtleboy. He’s jumping.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    March 6, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    If I was you I would save every bit of this information for court. Even if it is a magistrate hearing .. A judge or even a magistrate can bring up criminal charges on her on your day in court and have her taken into custody right then and there. That would be friggin epic .. Court officials do NOT appreciate whackos wasting the courts time and any judge or magistrate with half a brain will see right through her bullshit
    This bitch is straight up a crazy vindictive sociopath… I feel so bad for her kids… She is no better ( maybe even worse) than the Krazy Kilpatrick mom and Amanda Sawyer combined…
    Looks like she may be regretting trying to screw you over and having TBS withdrawls, as she just can’t seem to let go and move on… Imagine having to hire her and deal with her on a day to day basis in person and then trying to fire her???? Looney tunes would probably go full ratchet haha Fucking whack Job… Get a life you sad pathetic cunt beast…

  • Teuth
    March 6, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    There’s so many unmedicated woman roaming around. No wonder I can’t find a decent woman. WTF.

    • Lucky Guy
      March 7, 2020 at 11:29 pm

      It’s usually the women on psych meds that are the craziest, especially when they drink with them. I married the hottest, coolest chick on earth 14 years ago. No meds for her. Find yourself a nice stable conservative girl that doesn’t want kids. Without the burden of children you and your lady will have less stress, more money, time to yourselves and best of all… freedom. I know it’s not the easiest thing to find a conservative woman that doesn’t want kids… but they do exist. Find one and just treat her good. If she’s one of the good ones, she’ll treat you like a king man.

  • Willie
    March 6, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    This blog sucked ever since TB subleted this site out to uneducated eastern mass ratchets. This cheese hog never really took personal responsibility for her actions and since we live in the in a socialist state she’s landed on her feet feeling all sorts of superior. Fuck her and shame on your stupid ass.

  • Wames Jood
    March 6, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    RIP TBS. I will miss your greatest hits, including Food stamp Fridays 🙁

    Can anyone suggest an alternative blog? One that focuses on local rachets.

    • WeRFucked
      March 6, 2020 at 5:36 pm

      LOL. You aren’t going anywhere.
      If a new blog wasn’t posted for 60-days, you’d still be checking on day 61, never giving up hope.

      You know who really doesn’t come back to Turtle Boy? People who don’t threaten they’re leaving.

  • Turdchomper
    March 6, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    Fuck her sound guy he is complicit in the junkie ratchets’ behavior. And that fat cunt needs to wash her hair once in awhile.

  • Imagine...
    March 6, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    … being a cop and having to deal with two white, middle-aged bloggers bitching about name-calling on social media?
    Both of you clowns need to bite the fucking bullet and get jobs.

    • WeRFucked
      March 6, 2020 at 5:39 pm

      Listen to the police scanner. This is what we deal with everyday.

      And overdoses.

  • Johnny P
    March 6, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    I hope this isn’t the end of TB. I started re-reading old articles for my daily fix.

  • What a dumb fawk
    March 6, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    You see dude. You twist shit way too much. As you quoted as a state of FACT!
    ” We know as a fact that Kate Peter told Sgt. Roy that only she had access to that account.” Per TBS!
    You THEN asked Sgt. Roy if he asked Kate if ANYONE else had access to that Aitch Paul account. Sgt. Roy states he didn’t ask her that. Then YOU go with your “FACKS” bullet points to reiterate ” FACKS” and state this, per TBS? “We know as a fact that Kate Peter told Sgt. Roy that only she had access to that account.” Wtf dude? You twist shit so bad. You are the mental case here. Get some help dude. You are knee deep in self destruction. I hope your wife leaves you and takes those kids far away from you. You are seriously spiraling out of control. Please get some help.

    • Death by own hand
      March 6, 2020 at 5:05 pm

      Then you later reveal the sound guy who had access to the Juan and aitch accounts? Correct me if I am wrong? Did you or did you NOT? Declare in your “Facks” that ONLY Kate had access to said account? You are such a bigger pussy than I ever thought. I hope Cryin Rian is taking notes about witness intimidation info you provided. You stupid- cuck! Then as the little vile cunt you are you doxx the sound guy? By providing his real name. What’s next? His phone number under alias commenter. You have hung yourself by your own rope.

    • Ruh
      March 6, 2020 at 11:22 pm

      Give it a rest Kate.

  • Captain Trips
    Mr. Rothstein, Casino Manager
    March 6, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    With her beak, if she tried to, as the old saying goes, ‘look down her nose at you’, she’d be staring at her own belly button!

  • Sol Smithstein
    March 6, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    eh, even for a jew shes a 3/10. I may let her lick kosher syrup out of my asshole

  • Jew Spooger
    March 6, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    I dont even think she is that hot, but for some reason I still want to blow my load all over her hook-nosed face

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