Transgender Pocahontas Shoots Providence Cop In Broad Daylight, Pa Dukes And Debbie Does Diabetes Lead The Free Muh Boi-Girl Patrol, Blame Cops For Shooting Back


WPRI: A Providence police officer is recovering at the hospital after he was struck by a bullet in his protective vest Friday afternoon. Officer Matthew McGloin, a 10-year veteran of the department and a member of the violent crime task force, suffered an “impact injury” to his chest after a suspect opened fire on him and his partner Jonathan Smith outside a strip mall on Admiral Street around 3:20 p.m., according to Col. Hugh Clements.

“There were several bullets fired by the suspect,” Clements said. “We don’t know how many right now.”

The officers returned fire but the suspect, later identified as Tyrone Robinson, was not hit and got away on foot. Robinson, 19, ran to his home a few blocks away on Douglas Avenue, Clements said, which was soon surrounded by SWAT team members with their guns drawn. Robinson eventually came out and was taken into custody, and police recovered the firearm. Clements said he’ll likely be facing several charges. The chief also noted that Robinson was “well-known” to police and has firearm and drug charges on his record. In fact, at the time of his arrest he was out on bail for a gun charge from May, according to Clements.

Ya know what  would’ve prevented this from happening? More gun laws. That always prevents maggots like this from obtaining weapons because they can’t buy them at Walmart.

How fucked up is it that a cop got shot in Providence and it barely makes the news? I guess it’s only newsworthy when a lifetime grundle smear like this shoots a police officer and they end up dying. Or even worse – if the cop shoots Shithead McGee and the dindu nuffin mafia shows up to whine about police brutality. Fuck off.

This lowlife waste of space should’ve been locked up from the beginning. He’s only 19 years old and is “well known” to the Providence police. Do you understand how much of an asshole you have to be to be that young and already “well known” status in Providence? There’s a lot of competition down there, but one way to stand out from the crowd is to do your hair like Transgender Pocahontas (the real Pocahontas, not Trump’s Pocahontas). The cops will know your pretty ass from a mile away.

Of course he was out on bail on the gun charges, because Rhode Island is the only place with more incompetent judges than Massachusetts. Don’t worry though, he’ll be back on the streets faster than you can see “fuck da po-lease.”

Notice the cops took him out clean, despite the fact that he shot at a cop in broad daylight. That’s like a death sentence normally, and if police are as racist as the prize patrol tells me they are, then shouldn’t he be dead by now? Aren’t they always sharing memes about how Dylan Roof was arrested but Michael Brown was killed? Funny thing is, if you don’t resist the police, they’re probably not gonna kill you regardless of how worthless your life is.

This seemed like an open and shut one, and it would difficult for the free muh boi mafia to figure out a way to justify this one. But they did…..

Wait a minute – the cops were shooting at someone who was shooting at them? That’s racist! And coming from a chick who looks like a 5th grade gym teacher’s bag of dodge balls, I believe her yo!

But if Debbie Does Diabetes writes something on the Internet then it must be true. So it was shared hundreds of times until pa dukes caught wind of it and went free muh son.

Killing our kids? He shot a cop in broad daylight. This waste of a perfectly good money shot who ended up becoming your son Tyrone, wasn’t harmed a bit. He should’ve been, and the world most definitely would be a better place without him. But he wasn’t, and the fact that he will be alive tomorrow is the real tragedy here.

Get a load of pops.

Run EBT has seen better days.

Here’s an idea pops – this is all your fault. You brought human life into this world, likely were derelict of your duties after dropping off your load in the sperm sponge, and as a result another young shithead grew up valuing gangsta life instead of accruing $100K in college debt like he was supposed to! I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess pops missed a birthday party or ten of his growing up.

Although in fairness, it’s hard to find time to visit your kid when your broke ass can’t afford a car.

Richter Scale Ricky is an active voter too, and you’ll never guess what team he’s on.

Oh look, he already hated the cops before this. Almost like he “raised” his semen demon to view them as the enemy as well, which is why he ended up shooting one.

He thinks he should get paid more than cops too because he’s their boss.

It’s true. My taxes go to the federal government too, so that means I should make more than the President. After all, how can an employee make more than their employer?

Looks like his son had a “rough time” graduating from high school.

Getting a bunch of 60’s and showing up for 90 days of school ain’t easy kid!

To the shock of no one Dad breeds pit bulls too.

But to the surprise of many he seems to be gainfully employed and was recently awarded the coveted employee of the month award at Summit Commons Rehabilitation & Health Care Center.

And because hoodbooger culture dictates that it must be so, everyone on the shared Netflix account showed up to blame the cops who got shot by this shithead who’s out on gun charges.

Praying for him? For what? His transgender daughter wasn’t shot! The cop was!

One or two people out of the thousands of comments suggested that the felon out on bail for gun charges might’ve been at fault for carrying a gun around and then shooting it at a police officer in broad daylight. She was received exactly how you imagined she would be received.


Providence needs a plague so badly. Just wipe it off the face of the earth and start over. They already lost Fire and Ice so there’s really no reason to ever go there anymore either. The best part is that at least pa dukes can make up for lost time by visiting him in jail. Unlike his kid’s birthday parties he actually knows how to get to the jail.


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24 Comment(s)
  • Tylee
    September 13, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    The fact that you took your time to stalk my sisters face book , invade her privacy and use her picture and write a whole blog is hilarious . You can have your opinion about the situation, but you saying your rude comments calling her names is out of line . And I bet you 100 bucks your some racist white guy , clearly with no life, who thinks the world owes you something because if your skin color. Take my sisters pictures off your website and leave her alone. And as for everybody else with there fucking rude comments stating that this kid needs the death penalty and blah blah blah , karma does exist and you will get yours. And I hope it comes 10X harder than what this kid deserves. You whites love yo judge a minority , not knowing their life. It’s crazy how you’s can get away with killing us , shooting us, sterotype every person who’s don’t have white skin , not realizing without us minority’s y’all wouldn’t have shit! But I’ll let’s yous have your moment , because in the end , you are not shit , won’t ever be shit ‍♀️

  • Black power
    August 14, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    You raggedy ass pieces of shit who are commenting are nothing but a bunch of fucking cum guzzlers .. now worry about your redneck cousins shooting up schools and churches and we will worry about our own…. And who ever wrote this article I hope to God that they Sue the fucking pants off your asses for defamation of character…. And win!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 14, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Damn, people are morons. The kid wasnt supposed to be carrying a gun in the first place but the ‘free muh criminal friend’ squad chimes in with their ghettoese horseshit. That mfer should be in jail for several years, now. Dipshits

  • Chip Striker
    August 13, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Declare war on the ghettoes and blow them up. Domestic terrorists is all they are, rotting the country from the inside out.

    We’ve gone to war with Iraq and Afghanistan and they’ve done less to the American people than these useless animals.

  • Captain Trips
    Gorillas in the Mist
    August 13, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Ah yes, the treasures of diversity that just keep on giving!

  • Independent Thinker
    August 13, 2019 at 8:16 am

    PREVIOUS FIREARM CHARGES, and yet, he was out on the street. This is what is wrong with our criminal justice system and it is yet another reason why we need to expand the death penalty.

    Every time we see a shooting or armed robbery in Worcester, it is usually some gangbanger out on bail for a previous firearms offense.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    August 13, 2019 at 8:10 am

    Put ’em in war. Put ’em in battles where they’re very likely to die. That’s how you get rid of these people. Before anyone goes off about glory in battle, ask yourself, are these maggots too precious to risk in combat?

  • The Last White Man on Earth
    August 13, 2019 at 8:09 am

    These are the people with whom the elites seek to replace us. Keep your guns people. Get out of the cities while you can.

  • The Amazing Kreskin
    August 13, 2019 at 7:37 am

    I predict the gun charges will be dropped.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    August 13, 2019 at 7:23 am

    And this is the narrative that Democrat CUNTS like Liz Warren are perpetuating.
    Keep voting Democrat !
    All of these perennial Blue States get all of the misery they deserve.

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 13, 2019 at 3:16 am

    That po’ boy, Tyrona, has to live among those commentators, not one accepting responsibility for their typos or gangsta lives, while suckling at the Democratic teat. That is, all but Alice Leeann, spitter of truth in a world refusing her sage veracity.

  • Providence Needs An Enema
    August 13, 2019 at 12:13 am

    Does Tyrone really believe his kid is an innocent victim? He should have gotten his kid a job cleaning bedpans and hospital beds like him and kept his kid off the streets. Daddy and his supporters are showing that they have zero common sense and don’t have the ability to be productive members of society

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    August 12, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    I totally disagree with what this blogger wrote. Fire and Ice was terrible. It had flavorless watered downed sauces and the cheapest possible vegetables and meat they could get their hands on. What a ripoff!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 12, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    just more proof that we are all fucking doomed!

  • Upside Down Society
    August 12, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    This doesnt make the main stresm news because it is a filthy m9nkey shooting a white cop and the media doesnt mind that. The media would rather push the false narrative that white cops kill and shoot at black men which statistics dont back up.

  • Take it Easy
    August 12, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    These pesky cops, always running around looking for a shootout to put their own lives on the line. Try hards that actually do their job. Who da fuck they think they are. Sit on your ass, do nothing, and then you will finally make it in life and become a politician.

  • That Girl Was Me
    August 12, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    A quick check revealed that the penn foster school is an online academy. a waste of taxpayer money for a kid who couldn’t cut it in real school. i’m sure your future place of employment will allow you to work remotely from home when you can’t adjust for xyz reason.

    again, i really appreciate tattoos. particularly when they are on the neck.

    • Fake Rant Queen
      August 14, 2019 at 7:38 am

      “Online academy” means he was home-schooled. Which could have been the family’s last resort if he started getting in trouble at an early age, got expelled, and the public schools refused to take him back. Maybe the family thought mental health services were unnecessary, that just keeping him away from other kids would “help him settle down”. If the father’s hands-off attitude is shared by the rest of the family, then this kid was basically set up to fail.

  • Cheddah
    August 12, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    “Chick who looks like a 5th grade teachers bag of dodgeballs.” Lol that’s golden…

  • Bob Sacamano
    August 12, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    He looks happy in the picture holding his high school diploma. Too bad he couldn’t parlay that joy into something good and constructive.

  • hartf811
    August 12, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    I’m juz livin my life! Love that statement. How about this one.” Eradicate hoodboogers.” I’ll deal with higher lease rates because the 3rd owner Mercedes market will collapse. Less incarceration, welfare, Pit Bulls and trash, the blowing kind and the walking kind. 40 Acres and a Mule is $500 Billion in 150 years to that hippy chick, Granny Williamson? At that rate of return you are looking at a share of AMZ at $1T in 2170! Soilent Green for B;lacks

  • Julie the Jarhead
    August 12, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    “I need a ride to Walmart” is one of the most pathetic sentences I’ve ever read.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      August 12, 2019 at 5:26 pm

      Tru Dat

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