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Travis Pickle Tickler Attempts To Start Fight With Somerville Police On Easter Sunday, Fails Miserably, Goes Back To Being A 52 Year Old Involuntarily Abstinent DJ 

 

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This is Tyrone Eddy, a 52 year old DJ who makes a living harassing cops far and wide, posting it on YouTube, and asking people to donate to his GoFundMe.

His YouTube channel is called “New England Truth,” and he’s one of those losers who does the “First Amendment audit” by harassing people who actually have jobs and sees how long they’ll stomach his bullshit. Basically he’s a bootleg Kyle Shockey/Grundlestilkskin (Joe Hart) and even lists Shockley as one of his mentors.

These people would probably be a lot happier if someone would just take one for the team and give up the poontang. But that’s a pretty big ask, even though that leather jacket and haircut has my lady bits thirstier than Desk Girl’s are on a daily basis.

Who wore it better?

Travis Bickle or Travis Pickel Tickler?

Evidently he looks at a map and picks towns in New England he’s never been to before in order to harass the cops. On Easter Sunday he chose….

Lowell? Except that would be Shockley’s territory and his fupa-GPS somehow brought him to Somerville. Here’s what ended up happening:

So just to review. This chud, who is from Enfield, CT, traveled all the way to Somerville for the sole purpose of recording himself yelling at cops who were nice to him, in order to prove that he knows the law better than they do. And they were just like…..OK?

Travis pickle tickler is one of those “sovereign citizen” morons who drank too much coffee and learned everything he knows about life on Cop Block. He went in there looking for a fight and the SPD had no intention of giving it to him. He tells this cop who looks like teenage Christian Bale not to look at people like that who are customers, before realizing that he’s not a customer and this isn’t the mall, and quickly refers to himself as a civilian.

Then he tells him that he should smile at people more, even though smiling isn’t part of the job, and the cop asks him if he has plans for Easter Sunday. Pickle tickler then lectures him about how Easter is a corporate holiday that he doesn’t celebrate. In other words, he’s already going to Hell so what’s the point?

However, he later forgets that he requested this same cop to smile at him, because he nearly blew a gasket each and every time this cop smiled at him.

He asks the cop what he can do there, even though he has no reason whatsoever to be there. Nevertheless they tell him he can go wherever he wants, which is the exact opposite. of what he wanted to hear because he wanted to pick a fight. When that fails pickle tickler goes the “you have to give me your name and badge number” route, before losing his cotton picking mind when the cop just gives him a badge number.

In an attempt to de-escalate this lunatic another cop steps outside to speak with him, and quickly realizes he’s dealing with a lunatic.

Cop: “I’m disrespecting you by approaching you?”

Pickle tickler: “Supreme Court law you are not responsible for my safety you cannot offer me assistance.”

So I guess cops aren’t allowed to do wellness checks because they’re not responsible for safety of people in the community. And you should believe him because….

“I’m a successful pro se civil rights attorney.”

Then he cried like the boo-boo baby bitch that he is because a cop tried to help him.

“See ya, by, walk of shame. Bye, bye, punk. He intimidated me by trying to ask for help.”

Before waxing his credentials….

“You don’t know who you’re talking to. What have I done for a living? You might want to question that. I go all over the country and do this stuff.”

Well, it appears as if you’re a DJ with a GoFundMe page and entirely too much free time who was arrested by Amherst Police in 2017 for disorderly conduct, but I could be wrong.

Either way, people like this do it because there is a demand for this sort of thing from the Virgin’s Alliance of Trolls In Mom’s Basement, as can be seen from all the insane comments on the video itself.

 

But they do have a right to free speech, just as we have a right to publicly mock them for being wastes of a potential facial.

 

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14 Comment(s)
  • Certified gangsta
    April 30, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    No Justice no peace I see this dirt bag Low life piece of shit I will knock out all of his teeth you think you’re tough harassing the police come down to New Bedford I’ll show you how we do it on the streets why don’t you harass some real gs We’ll have you shaking at your knees like the cuck that you be

  • Get An Adult Job At Some Point
    April 30, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Read his work history it’s hilarious
    Bruggers Bagels. Friendly’s I’ve Cream. Papa gino’s And more. He’s really done a lot with his pathetic life. It’s lije reading a 15 year olds resume

  • Pathetic Pickle
    April 29, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    I prefer my pickles fried and smothered in yellow mustard.

  • TortugaNiño
    April 29, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    But i thought the liberals already decided it was *insert discriminatory discriptor here* to require people to carry identification? Let alone be asked to produce it without just cause. I realy dont understand how the morons that subscribe to such ideologies even know whats what.

  • Eddie Haskell - LAPD
    April 29, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    In the good ol’ days of alley rides, a beatch like Tyrone…wait a friggin minute. Tyrone? Lol!!! Don’t tell me this girly white guy with a silly haircut is named Tyrone. No wonder he’s acting like this. Instead of “A Boy named Sue” it’s “A Girl named Tyrone.”

  • Ted Baxter
    April 29, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    With signs all over he calls it Somersville. Idiot.

  • WeRFucked
    April 29, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    This guy jerks off a lot more than he gets laid.

  • What’s Up with Comments????
    April 29, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Test test test??????????????

  • Said Everyone
    April 29, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    What a total douchebag that will call 911 if someone were to challenge his fake bravado.

  • Tyrones Mom Who Hates Him
    April 29, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Please for the love of God let this piece of shit get beaten and robbed. Or better yet die.

  • xyz
    April 29, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    test

  • Travis’ Mom who gates him
    April 29, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Please for the love of God let him get robved and beaten.

  • The Name Game
    April 29, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Someone needs to introduce Tyrone Teddy Eddy’s nose to Mr. Knuckle and his brothers.

  • Tyrone Eddy looks like a pickle smoocher
    April 29, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Who in their right mind does this? Imagine having to deal with that every day? Have some respect for the boys in blue.

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