Trigger Warning: Lying Native American And Blue Checkmark Liberal Lynch Mobs Make Uncle TB Fill Up The Swear Jar

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Trigger warning – lots and lots and lots of swearing. I’m a good catholic boy, but what I’ve seen happen to the teenage boys from Covington got me all fired up and I couldn’t control myself. I’m a non-violent person in general, but watching all these blue checkmarked adults, and the disgusting stolen valor piece of garbage Native American “elder,” use their platforms to attack children, is a declaration of war. These people are coming after our children, and they need to be stopped. Do not attempt to be civil with them or use reason. They seek only to destroy the lives of your kids and they must be burned to the ground. If anyone ever came after any of my kids the way these animals are coming after the Covington kids, I would shove their blue checkmarks directly up their asses until they begged for mercy. And then I would laugh at them. I’m really, really upset about this.


12 Comment(s)
  • Nameless faceless
    January 24, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Turtleboy, consider using other video sites like YouTube that won’t silence your views like ebaums world or like live leak. Something like that

  • Nobody
    January 24, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Screw that asshole and his stupid drum. Everyone lying about these kids are being sued!!!! Every one. Probably Elizabeth Warren too. Pochahauntus. Lol. Get it?

  • Soy filled baby cannon
    January 23, 2019 at 11:39 am

    That was a barn burner UT. Great passion. Fuck the swear jar…even Jesus flourished some righteous anger from time to time.  

  • Hamid Eggert
    January 23, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Go the distance with this, Covington lads. This can be a lifelong lesson on how to never back down and stand your ground despite the Liberal whack jobs calling for your heads. Millions of Americans are with you on this!

  • DonShipRocks
    January 23, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Watched the Don Shipley video. Holy Shit, Phillips use those VA benefits and see a fuck’n dentist.

  • Y
    January 23, 2019 at 9:26 am

    Navy SEAL Don Shipley knows best:

    • Tonto
      January 23, 2019 at 1:00 pm

      Great video thanks. Oh and Nathan drum banger, f u

  • bigdaddy
    Kevin Cullen
    January 23, 2019 at 7:28 am

    I still believe the original story

  • Andrew Jackson
    January 23, 2019 at 7:17 am

    Chief Dickhead tried to invade a Catholic shrine while mass was going on. He and Liawatha need to head out on the trail of fake tears.

    • Nameless faceless
      January 24, 2019 at 10:36 pm

      The two hours of video shows not one thing being true that you’ve read about this story. It’s all made up and these kids are not going to have to work ever again because everyone that has lied about them is being sued. I didn’t think of it until I heard now. You can not do this to kids under 18 too. Everything you hear those kids were doing was being DONE to them and way worse just cause they were wearing that hat. That was it only, and probably the pro life March. The left lies about the maga hat and it’s all a lie to justify attacking Republicans. That it to silence GOP views nobody on the left can effectively debate!

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    January 23, 2019 at 6:23 am

    Wwy I only wish that spick kidnapped you and you were locked away in his closet next to his JLo shrine and wig collection. Oh- and never found.

  • Wwy
    January 23, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Oh good the anti-semite chesna is still gone. Love it!

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