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I guess this happened six days ago, but for some reason we’re just seeing it now. Following the news that Donald Trump would be the next POTUS, a bunch of UC San Diego morons blocked traffic on the highway and one of them ended up getting nailed by a car:
Sorry hun. Inertia does not respect your safe space. I don’t know what this chick’s name is, but safe to say her protesting days are on hold for a while. The only way this could’ve been any more perfect was if the driver was an illegal immigrant. How awesome would that have been?
For real though, this is what we need more of. More of these poonstachios have to get run over. It’s the only way they will learn. The highway is not SJW playland. It’s where people drive really fast and don’t stop. When we have to stop really fast you’re putting us in danger. But we didn’t do anything wrong, you did. You should be the one in danger. So I’m just gonna keep on driving at the same speed I always drive at, and if you choose to get acquainted with the front of the Turtleboy hippie plowing freedommobile, then that’s on you.
My question is, who’s paying for the damages? When you run onto a highway into oncoming traffic, shouldn’t you at least be required to have collision insurance?
The best part is that this took place in California. A state that Hillary Clinton won by more votes than any other state. The people they’re blockading likely voted for her too. These are the dumbest mother fuckers who have ever gone to college, and getting hit by cars is simply Darwinism at its finest.
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