Trump Protester Blocks Highway, Gets Destroyed By Hippie Plowing Freedommobile, Safe Space Fails To Protect Her

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I guess this happened six days ago, but for some reason we’re just seeing it now. Following the news that Donald Trump would be the next POTUS, a bunch of UC San Diego morons blocked traffic on the highway and one of them ended up getting nailed by a car:

Sorry hun. Inertia does not respect your safe space. I don’t know what this chick’s name is, but safe to say her protesting days are on hold for a while. The only way this could’ve been any more perfect was if the driver was an illegal immigrant. How awesome would that have been?


For real though, this is what we need more of. More of these poonstachios have to get run over. It’s the only way they will learn. The highway is not SJW playland. It’s where people drive really fast and don’t stop. When we have to stop really fast you’re putting us in danger. But we didn’t do anything wrong, you did. You should be the one in danger. So I’m just gonna keep on driving at the same speed I always drive at, and if you choose to get acquainted with the front of the Turtleboy hippie plowing freedommobile, then that’s on you.

My question is, who’s paying for the damages? When you run onto a highway into oncoming traffic, shouldn’t you at least be required to have collision insurance?


The best part is that this took place in California. A state that Hillary Clinton won by more votes than any other state. The people they’re blockading likely voted for her too. These are the dumbest mother fuckers who have ever gone to college, and getting hit by cars is simply Darwinism at its finest.


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36 Comment(s)
  • Cocomom
    November 19, 2016 at 11:48 am

    OMG, “Hippy plowing freedommobile.”
    You don’t know how funny you are. This is one of those things that will send me into convulsions for days. Turtle boy, you’re too good. I hadn’t caught my breath when I read that the only thing that would’ve made this “accident” better would be if an illegal alien was driving. Fuckin’ beyond hilarious. TY for a really satisfying chuckle.

  • Logical Warrior
    November 16, 2016 at 8:28 am

    When this occurs, dispatch as many police and wagons as possible without putting the rest of the public in danger, surround them, back up the wagons, load them all in, and fine each one a minimum of $1000 to be paid BEFORE they are released. That should pay for some of what they created, including police presence. This is not violating their right to protest peacefully. The 1st Amendment cites freedom of speech, not necessarily freedom of action when it puts others in danger. FUCK YOU SJWs.

  • Luck of the Irish
    November 16, 2016 at 5:11 am

    Probably should sue the cell phone makers, if the light was just a little brighter…..that driver would have definitely seen that freedom moocher in the middle of the freeway.

    November 15, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Sometimes you’re the bug and sometimes……………………’re just an imbecile!

  • Lola
    November 15, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    I’m all for people peacefully assembling for any reason they want, it’s one of the things that actually makes this country great- that we can do that. However, this bullshit of blocking highways and roads has got to stop. It was only a matter of time before someone got hurt. I do wish her a full, speedy recovery. However, I also hope it makes people think twice before doing something so irresponsible and foolish.

  • Really?
    November 15, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Really? This is a real person. Granted, she was tragically stupid, but the herd mentality is real here. Family-friendly blog, my ass.

    • Bill P.
      November 15, 2016 at 9:50 pm

      Yeah, because the people in the ambulances whose lives might have been at stake, those who might have
      lost their jobs in order to provide food, shelter and clothing for their loved ones, or the hundreds of other people whose lives might have impacted other people’s lives this heard of nudniks intended on disrupting, is to be ignored, right?

      Go lay down with your bullshit. Bitch fucking got what she deserved. She played with fire, she got burnt. Oh-fucking-well.

      • Cocomom
        November 19, 2016 at 11:53 am

        Perfect karma would’ve been her emergency medical help being slowed down getting to her by her fellow protesters. Now that would be deserving payback.

  • John Barker
    November 15, 2016 at 8:55 pm


  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 15, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    Too bad only one was turned into road pizza. Still a very inspiring story.

  • Sal Monella
    November 15, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    Playing dodgeball with a Ford rarely ends well. Hope she had some sense knocked into her mushy brain, doubt it though.

    The inauguration should be interesting. George Soros will probably pay $2000 a piece to the protestors. I gotta be at Los Alamos that week otherwise I’d go. Hope the Trump supporters bring barbed wire wrapped baseball bats to express their opinions of the SJW’s.

  • april
    November 15, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    Am I the only one who almost pissed myself laughing so hard reading this??

  • Fatfingr Lou
    November 15, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    Road Croissant

    A light and flaky pastry, rolled and ground by reality, best served with raspberries, rock salt and a rough garnish of asphalt.

    Bon appetit!

  • JoeMomma
    November 15, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    Is there a GoFundMe page yet?

    I’d throw in a few bucks to help get that car fixed.

  • King of SJW's
    November 15, 2016 at 5:30 pm

    I just saw on the FOX 5 o’clock news at a college campus the video of a Trump supporter tackling an anti Trump protestor and it brought a tear to eye that my flock would go to such great lengths to stage such a great and inspiring thing.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      November 15, 2016 at 8:44 pm

      That was a liberal setup. That was NOT a Trump supporter.

      Don’t be a lemming spreading lies.

  • JRod
    November 15, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Brilliant Headline. Wouldn’t want to stop either, too much riskthye would start jumping on your car.

    • JRod
      November 15, 2016 at 5:30 pm

      fack. I can’t type when I’m trying to eat!

  • Mistressveila
    November 15, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    These idiots seem to feel that they are going to be safe everywhere,as long as they declare it as such.. they are beyond stupid in their views of everything …they’ve now taken it that they seem to have some kind of super powers,….well maybe this will serve as a way to weed the true idiots from our society

  • King of SJW's
    November 15, 2016 at 5:25 pm

    I think what we learned from this is Iphones need a brighter flash. Even with that being said they still are the most important invention in the history of man.

    • black wolf
      November 15, 2016 at 10:22 pm

      I not sure shooting a bright flash at a person in a 3000 lb automobile moving at 50+ miles per hour at you at night is a good idea either. Blinding the person so they cant even see the crown is not a good idea either. Of course great ideas dont seem to be their specialty so there is that going for them already.

      I am surprised the driver only tagged one of them. I mean think about it your on the interstate no traffic around you at the time you look down for a split sec for to see what channel the radio is on and next think you know their big azz firefly’s moving across the road and your closing fast and you cant see bodies because they are hold the light at you


  • K
    November 15, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    Any SJW/Trump protestor stories just call to mind the smiling photo of that fucking fruitcake from UMass Amherst with the flowers in his (?) hair

    • Kevin Lynch
      November 16, 2016 at 8:05 am

      That would have been Xavier from Hampshire College.

  • Owned
    November 15, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    “Safe space fails to protect her,” LOL

  • Georgewashington
    November 15, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    The sound of her getting hit is worthy of being a ring tone.

  • Mike
    November 15, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    We just need to convince the rest of them it is still a good idea. I bet if there were enough of them they could stop the car.

  • Parallel Universe
    November 15, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    I know exactly that ramp area is to 5 south. To gather there, one might as well play Russian Roulette with a revolver. At night too, just asking for the inevitable. The stoned hippie-freaks back so long-ago, were actually smarter than these new lemming-poseurs.

  • Bill P.
    November 15, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    Her thoughts before this happened:

    “I’m going to go into the middle of a highway at night to stop traffic because I don’t like that a president I didn’t vote for got elected fairly through a free and democratic process.”

    Fucking priceless, the abject stupidity of these millennial fucktards.

  • Publius
    November 15, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    Only a dumb a$$ walks on the interstate. Word is the injuries are serious as well. If all the protestors who didn’t bother to vote voted they might not have to protest.

    • anonon
      November 15, 2016 at 11:50 pm

      Brings up a good point…Isn’t it illegal to walk on an interstate?

  • MrSmiley
    November 15, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    Hippie bowling. Rack em up!

  • Talisman
    November 15, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    Too bad, not nearly a square enough hit and it was only a single. When SJW bowling, steer into lead pinhead at approximately 20 degrees for a really explosive strike

    • Jackie "Joke Man" Martling
      November 15, 2016 at 3:20 pm

      That’s right! Just like playing pool…

      How are mexicans and cue balls alike?

      — The harder you hit um, the more english you get out of them…

      • Talisman
        November 15, 2016 at 4:35 pm

        Indeed. I’ve about come to the conclusion that I’d take my chances with illegals over these fucking turd snackers

      • Wabbitt
        November 16, 2016 at 3:55 am

        Hey Jackie, you still working those strip clubs in South Carolina?

  • Insane SJW chic
    November 15, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    Hey everyone!! We’re going to go make a difference!! Follow me!!! OOOOoooooffff….

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