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The south Jersey scam artists who used a homeless guy to raise $400K with a sob story that only a moron would’ve believed, are in trouble. You’ll recall that Kate McClure claimed that she ran out of gas with her husband Mark D’Amico on I-95, when all of a sudden a homeless guy with $20 saved them by going to the gas station and spending all his money on gas for them to get home. This alleged act of kindness warmed people’s hearts and led to a massive fundraiser:
They got on TV.
But then it was revealed that Johnny the Junkie didn’t get the money, the house, or the car he was promised from his new best friends. They did buy him a camper and let him live in it on their property, and they claimed they weren’t giving him the money because he was still doing drugs.
Of course we were the only ones who seemed to understand what OBVIOUSLY happened here. Johnny the Junkie and these two idiots made up this story to get a GoFundMe going, played it perfectly, agreed to split the money, and then they stiffed him to go on exotic trips all over the world and blamed it on the fact that he’s a junkie.
Everyone’s all mad about this because Johnny’s being portrayed as the victim here. But don’t get it twisted – Johnny is just mad that the scam only worked out for them. What kind of junkie spends his last $20 on strangers for gas money? They could’ve put $5 worth of gas in their car, gotten themselves to the gas station, and then used their own money to fill it up. You’d have to be willfully blind to not think this one through and actually donate to this scam.
And that’s who’s ultimately mad about this – the idiots who donated. I say fuck em. That’s what you get for being maroons. You gave your money to two strangers because you’re the type of ding dong who believes everything they see on the Internet. I hate these people because they’re the ones who call us “hateful” or “mean” when we call these scams out ahead of time. Sorry people, we just know how ratchets operate and can smell them from a mile away. This one stank to high heaven from day one.
Anyway, they went on Megyn Kelly earlier in the week and lied their asses off. They claimed that there was $200,000 left over and that they hadn’t blown it all on vacations and trips to the casino:
(Megyn Kelly is so bad in this morning show. She was fine on Fox News, because she’s a political reporter. But watching her try to be Oprah is just plain uncomfortable.)
How can anyone watch that and even come close to believing them? Just look at this sad white girl face:
And just look at this hair. Be douchier. You can’t.
Johnny the Junkie isn’t relenting and he’s got a bunch of pro boner lawyers working for him who brought the grifters to court. And their lawyers in court revealed that there is no money left to give Johnny the Junkie. In other words, they lied to Megyn Kelly and she believed them.
Then this text message from bootleg George Clooney to Johnny the Junkie was revealed, suggesting that he’s got money hidden somewhere, and he’s willing to give it to Johnny the Junkie if he backs off….
Then yesterday the cops raided their house while bootleg George Clooney stood outside hitting golf balls in a flat brimmed hat like the asshole that he is….
Mark D’Amico seen swinging golf club and playing fetch with dog outside Bordentown home where authorities executing search warrant in Gofundme case. pic.twitter.com/4JAQf6DvSy
— Katherine Scott (@KScott6abc) September 6, 2018
LOL. It boggles my mind that people gave money to this clown and now want to act like they were victimized. Bitch, you deserve to lose your money. That money was never meant for you in the first place.
Oh, and Johnny the Junkie is getting paid either way:
GoFundMe Developments: Company has agreed to reimburse John Bobbitt for any missing funds. It usually has 25k guarantee cap. Also, defense attorney has asked for emergency stay in case pending criminal invex. Bobbitt’s attorney will not oppose give GoFundMe reimbursement.
— Chad Pradelli (@chadpradelli) September 7, 2018
So just to review. The scammers got paid and went on a bunch of trips, Johnny the Junkie is getting paid, and the only people who got screwed over are people who deserve to be screwed over for giving their money to an Internet meme that they were dumb enough to fall for. I say no harm, no foul. The GoFundMe was in their name. They never signed a contract with Johnny Junkie. If they wanna blow it all on Disney trips then good for them. Shame on the people who haven’t figured out how to smell a scam when they see one.