Turns Out Hogbeast Dad Who Assaulted His Kid’s SPM Football Coach With Shopping Cart At Shaw’s Is Married To OLA Principal Where He Coaches 5th Grade Basketball

Turns Out Hogbeast Dad Who Assaulted His Kid’s SPM Football Coach With Shopping Cart At Shaw’s Is Married To OLA Principal Where He Coaches 5th Grade Basketball

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Earlier today we wrote about an insane parent assaulting his son’s former football coach at St. Peter Marian with a shopping cart at Shaw’s. It wasn’t the first time he acted like a lunatic towards the coach, but in a real turn of events we learned that he was actually the baseball coach at SPM at the same time.

Well, we got this email shortly afterwards:

I enjoyed your story about Todd Albert. You should know that he is also the janitor of Our Lady of the Angels school where his wife is is the principal, and that according to school sources he is on disability from the state due to back injury. I know you don’t give out your sources which is why I’m sharing this with you. My son goes to school at OLA.

So we went to OLA’s website and what do ya know….

His wife is the principal. Not that this at all disqualifies her from being in charge of a catholic school. Obviously the wife of someone like this should not suffer any sort of consequences for the actions of her spouse. But him being around kids? Dude is an out of control menace to society. Good thing he coaches the basketball team:

We have no way of verifying if this guy is actually collecting a check while being out on “disability.” But if he is, his disability sure isn’t preventing him from ramming shopping carts into people at Shaw’s, which would also mean he’s committing fraud. All I’m saying is, maybe these catholic schools should stop hiring a guy to coach who has so much shit on his record already.

8 Comment(s)
  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    December 29, 2017 at 11:37 am

    Checked out this guys FB page and he’s got a photo of him and his bro flexing the “Pythons”. Seriously, do you even lift bro? It’s fucking embarrassing.

    If you coach youth sports you should be in decent shape, know the sport, and be a good role model. Any parent that lets this guy coach their kids, gets what they fucking deserve.

  • BobnMic
    December 28, 2017 at 9:21 am

  • Strata
    December 28, 2017 at 8:31 am

    I respectfully ask the authorities to investigate this disability claim.

    Best Regards,
    Tax payer and Contributing member of society

  • Suck It
    December 28, 2017 at 5:51 am

    Three day weekend, new year’s eve time to get loose. TB is too responsible so I post this for him. By the way many of us appreciate the porny links now on tbs, all this blog is missing is some sexual content. Happy New Years, 2018 TBS will be bigger and better than ever, winners don’t get tired of winning just ask the great Donald Trump.

    • No Fat Chicks
      December 28, 2017 at 6:05 am

      Why do fat chicks hate on hot chicks, every fat chick could lose the fat and be hot themselves and have the experience of a life time. Hot chick life is 6 months away 12 months at most a little self discipline and exercise even a gastric bypass. Their life would be so much better, climbing stairs, finding clothes that fit, feeling confident, no more mouth breathing, healthy, longer life… naahhhhh buys the party sized bagsss of ruffles and 5 jars of fake yellow nacho cheese dip for a snack.

      • Fat People Suck
        December 28, 2017 at 8:41 am

        NAh, once you’re fat that’s it. You most likely can’t be hot ever again. Look at people like Mama June and Al Roker. Those two were super fat and then lost a shit ton of weight. Now their heads look like partially deflated beach balls, they have loose skin that will need to be removed surgically, and they look like straight up bugs. Fat people should just kill themselves.

        • Delilah
          December 28, 2017 at 8:55 am

          Post your own picture dick cheese.

  • Close Ola ,it’s a joke
    December 28, 2017 at 5:06 am

    My child attended Ola for several years and this guy was the “janitor”. He shows up about 2 times a week to clean the bathrooms that are disgusting and empty the overflowing trash . School is filthy, and falling apart and this Albert clown and his wife are the reason . She is on a part time schedule as well . There mabey three times a week . They have a part time janitor who collects and a nurse that’s there about once a week . Principal is a joke , hence my child no longer attends .

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