Turtleboy Investigates

Turns Out I Did Actually Pay For The Legal Fees For A Victim Of Domestic Violence, And Discord Is A Brainwashing Cancer 

 

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If you missed last night’s episode of Live I would urge you to watch it, or just read what follows in this blog because I needed to clear the air one last time before moving on forever.

I know you guys hate this shit, but the fact of the matter is that I keep getting messages and comments from people on our pages, accusing me of stealing from a battered woman. I got people posting about how they’re never following me because of it, and just like with all the bullshit about “wHy dId yOu LeAvE tEaChInG,” I’m going to clear it up while moving on.

So let’s be clear – I want nothing more than to just move one and give you guys the content you deserve. The latest couple of days on Turtleboy have been fire, and it looked like we were back to business. On her show the other day Bristol said she was moving on and doing her thing which I was happy to hear too. But the problem is this terrible place called Discord where people run their cock kissers, make shit up, and come on over to our live show accusing me of stealing money from a victim of domestic violence. And this is why they’re doing that (Guttermuppet is Bristol):

And this is the effect it has.

These were all “fans” of Turtleboy for years. Long before Bristol was a thing. And all it took for them to immediately assume the worst of someone they trusted was a baseless lie from a de facto cult leader.

I’d love nothing more to ignore this because, who cares what some malcontents say on Discord?People were calling up my live show demanding to know if I stole money for Sam. It’s a huge distraction, and it’s based on a lie. Although the worst part to me is when their leader ordered one of them to contact a victim of domestic violence to drag her into this pissing match.

It’s one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen. If you really care about people who have suffered at the hands of a monster like Rian Waters, you don’t open up all wounds in order to win a pissing match. Especially when it’s not true. It’s disgusting.

We moved on because the blogs must continue. But she just kept persisting, even posting my phone number which led to some calls from restricted numbers.

And then all day yesterday it was just more and more of the bullshit, designed to round up the troops who had moved on themselves, and reignite their anger toward Turtleboy.

Well, yesterday I found out some information that needed to be stated, because as it turns out I did pay for her attorney and I didn’t even realize it. On January 9, 2019, I went to court in Springfield with my attorney, Bristol, and some turtle riders. I paid $300.

However, I did not have anything on the docket that day for my lawsuit. Samantha and I were both served with lawsuits by Rian Waters in the summer of 2018. We both ignored them because it seemed like it couldn’t be real. But it was, and the judge issued a default judgment against both Sam and I.

At that point I retained counsel, but Sam did not. This isn’t her fault at all, she had very little support and didn’t know what to do. So after getting a lawyer I reached out to her and we had a long talk that went on for months. I’m not going to share a private conversation because I’m not a trashy person who exploits victims, but let’s just say that I made it clear to her that I would be in court to support her emotionally, because she had no support and was being revictimized by her abuser.

My lawyer motioned to remove the judgement against me and it was successful after a November 20, 2018 hearing.

But Sam didn’t have a lawyer and didn’t know what to do, so she did not. Rian then filed a motion on December 6, 2018 to have a hearing for damages (how much Samantha owed him). This hearing date was scheduled for January 9, 2019.

At this point I had 3 options:

  1. Do nothing because her default had nothing to do with me.
  2. File an “assent” to Rian’s motion for damages against Samantha, which would mean we are agreeing the court should proceed with damages against her.
  3. Oppose the motion, since we were still a party to the lawsuit, which requires a lawyer to attend the hearing and make oral arguments.

I chose number 3, and I paid my lawyer $300 (above) to go there. Had he not done so Samantha wouldn’t know what to say to get the default removed against her. Had a bunch of people not shown up to support her (myself included) I doubt Rian would’ve dropped his lawsuit against her, which he did by removing his stupid motion.

So no, Kate did not pay for her attorney or do anything really to help. My lawyer does free consults for everyone.

I even had the motion in the blog, showing that the January 9 date was ONLY for Samantha.

To be clear, I never, ever suggested any money raised was going to Sam. I made that clear in a January 6 blog, three days before the hearing:

Couldn’t be more clear – all money was raised for the TB legal defense fund. But people chose to believe lies and came at me for it. When you do that, I’m gonna bring receipts. It’s just what I do.

Here’s the funniest part about this. When I shared the blog on January 4 on Facebook, urging people to donate, there was one guy who was mad that we were collecting for the legal defense fund and NOT for Sam. Which of course proves that no one who donated thought they were giving to Sam.

People even argued with him about it, and why the legal defense fund needed money.

I do this job because I love to help victims get justice. Part of that requires shaming and exposing the people who are victimizing them. Landon Steele, Lorrayna Calle, and Kylie Kirkpatrick were all actively hurting innocent people. People who had no voice, and it had been going on for years. It was my pleasure to expose what they were doing, and consequently Landon’s girlfriend dumped him and avoided becoming his next victim, Lorrayna is in jail instead of threatening to murder a child, and Kylie is under investigation for fraud. If you consider this sort of thing to be a valuable public resource that you’d like to see continue, the you are free to donate. It’s no different from PBS or a political campaign. If you can’t afford to do it, or you just don’t want to, that’s cool too. I don’t care. I’ve sacrificed everything to be here right now, and I’m not gonna stand for being smeared as a con-artist by a cult leader.

The bottom line is that I urge people to avoid blindly believing everything they say on the Internet. Think for yourselves. Research. Question people who make up lies. Not a single person in that group spoke up. Not one. Because they’re all afraid of being kicked out and desperately want the approval of the leader. This is not a healthy way for anyone to live.

 

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78 Comment(s)
  • Gas the turtles
    February 21, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Turtleboy’s glaring hypocrisy and inability to see it himself is truly amazing

  • Bristol!
    February 21, 2020 at 1:04 am

    Holy fuck balls. I saw her YouTube podcast and never knew what she looked like. For those of you who don’t know, picture an overweight, big titty, foopa sportin, xxl large hoodie wearing white trash Brockton chick with way too much eye makeup and would be that female cashing her food stamps with 4 mixed race kids at Walmart.

  • Please stop
    February 20, 2020 at 8:52 am

    I’m sorry, I didn’t read the blog. It’s not because I am not a loyal Turtle rider it is because I just want this all to stop. I love them both and enjoy both of their content. They have split. It is what it is. And now it’s time to let it be. Watch them both if that’s what you decide, or just pick one. But enough of the back and fourth shit talking.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 20, 2020 at 1:25 am

    she will always need to rail against TB in order to keep those who followed her. she has nothing interesting to offer beyond the minutia of this slight. her behavior is sad in a pathetically hysteric way.

  • Harry Ballsonya
    February 19, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    This bullshit is exactly why hiring a woman is a bad idea. It’s nothing but gossip, bitching, and drama. Now go make us some sandwiches Bristol Bitch. And fuck all you white knights licking her heels hoping to get some pussy. You’re just as bad as couch cuck at FPU.

  • Good Luck Finding Another Job Bristol
    February 19, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    When you try running your employer through the mud and then stealing the clientele, it never works out in your favor. Essentially Bristol left mad and tried stealing the goodwill of the business. This is actionable nevermind crooked. She’s lucky Turtleboy isn’t trying to sue her. Good luck ever trying to find a job again, Bristol. It doesn’t matter how funny you are. No employer will hire someone who is disloyal and steals the goodwill of the company. Ever.

  • CE
    February 19, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    I will say that I enjoyed bristol’s time with tbs. She brought along spunk, fierceness and a female face to tbs. You can give me shit all you want but she is a major would in my book, as long as she was silent, impossible yes i know. The only negative i will bring up is in a few of her live yt vids she was shown with some fireball. I can’t remember the size of the bottles, i do know it was more than once and on one occasion she was sayin that she was in a studio in cambridge. Given that she lives in Bristol county i believe , that is a very long drive to make after one has been drinking. This is the only criticism i will make of her, though i do not know how much she had consumed before she drove from cambridge to bristol county. My point is it was a bad look and open to criticism. I doubt i will follow her going forward, unless there is a tbs connection to one of her yt vids that comes across me.

    • Nip
      February 20, 2020 at 2:13 pm

      The co/host drinks fireball shots.

  • N-Word Pleeeeze
    February 19, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    Enough with this, it’s not like she’s the first or last mouthy girl to get knocked the fuck out it happens everyday in the hood and I would bet RW has already Xplained that if the bitch and her dog had learned how to listen he wouldn’t have had to fix them.
    She deserves nothing.

  • Stop censoring comments, you cunt.
    February 19, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    DROP THAT DISCORD LINK

  • GUILTY AF
    February 19, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    Just admit that you were a cock this one time and move on.

  • Pedo Island Tales
    February 19, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Buttfuck pete and mayor bloombergs names were allegedly included in Epsteins blackbook according to tabloid media sources.
    Turtleboy check out the validity of this before tonights debate.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      February 19, 2020 at 5:06 pm

      Yes, fuck this Bristol shit, that is some HS dram paper shit, I want some jump on the real stories.

      In all fairness, the Beniesaurus story was broken by TB before the other news outlets picked it up.

  • Bear Cub Pete
    February 19, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    I am gonna turn Bloomberg out on national television tonight.

  • Pop Smoke Dead Rapper Boo Hoo
    February 19, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Pop Smoke got smoked.
    Pop Smoke went up in smoke.
    Pop Smoke hot blazed.
    Pop Smoke was extinguished.

  • Bristol didn’t show up in court because she is a nudist and refuses to wear clothes
    February 19, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    She has a problem with nudity and it has cost her her job, her husband and thousands of dollars in court fees. If you can’t even put on clothes to go fight a traffic ticket you have a problem.

  • WeRFucked
    February 19, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    I wouldn’t.

    Okay Bristol… Please… Show us where TBS said any donations were for Sam? I never read that. I never donated for Sam.

    If people thought they were donating for Sam, well… you were wrong.

  • No License Chimp
    February 19, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Filthy nagger arrested for the theft of 2 Lamborghinis.
    The primate caused 10s of thousands in losses.

  • No More Texting And Driving Bristol
    February 19, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    New hands free cell phone law to go into effect starting this Sunday.

  • Dude.
    February 19, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    She’s playing you like a fiddle. The more you talk about her, the more she wins.

  • Where will bristol go for counseling now
    February 19, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    Keith Ablows home taided by the F.B.I.

  • TAPS
    February 19, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    WAAF is officially off the air.

  • yikes
    February 19, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Jesus bro, you are embarrassing yourself here.

  • Greta
    February 19, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    This is all wrong! There’s too much CO2! We need to eat the babies!

    • Mayor Sodomite Pete
      February 19, 2020 at 2:54 pm

      And play with their fecal matter

  • Jesus H. Christ
    February 19, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    TL;DR; dont care.

    Didn’t anyone park illegally today somewhere?

  • Panzer9811
    February 19, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    Hey TB…….completely off topic, but did you know that MassLive is discontinuing their comment option tomorrow at 6am? If I were you guys I’d jump all over that! If you were to expand your genre (cover politics, local news,etc.) I think you could hit pay-dirt. $$$$$$$$ Some ML commenters come here already. Many more….MANY more would come here if you covered those type of stories. It would be a smart (and lucrative) business decision. Just a thought …………and a heads-up.

  • Woj Bomb
    February 19, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Kyrie Irving will be announcing before tonight’s game in Brooklyn that he is gay, league sources tell ESPN.

    • Leading From Behind Pete ButtPlug
      February 19, 2020 at 2:57 pm

      Mayor Pete has signed up to be the official games ball boi

  • T-Pop
    February 19, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    So to clarify you raised over $2400 using the sob story about how this domestic abuse girl needed money, collected the money meant for her, kept it all and then accidentally paid your Lawyer $300 that may have been used to represent the beaten girl in court?
    Man you are a true Hero.
    These bitches should be thanking you and sucking your dick!

    • JimmyBooms
      February 19, 2020 at 2:34 pm

      K POP I know it’s hard for you to read so many words in a row but if you were able to read and comprehend you would have seen that Uncle never asked for $ for Sam. He asked for $ for HUS Lawyers fees and said he would be there for Sam for Moral Support and to look Rian in the eyes to show hes not afraid of him. Have your mama read it outloud for you so you get it. Nowhere does Uncle ask for $ for Sam. If he asked for $ for Sam and gave her only $300 it still was enuff to cover the lawyers fees for that day but he didn’t.

      • Its Bristol Bitches read em and weap
        February 19, 2020 at 4:14 pm

        Actually retard he did ask for donations for sam If he has not already pulled that blog as hes done with others the words are there We know that this little mental midget likes to flip flop on things and do the breaststroke to get out of shit hes always the victim hes always got excuses and answers for everything when you have to sit there and continuously defend yourself while deleting blog as well as people’s comments while saying you stand for free speech something is definitely wrong with you poor little turtle pussy always the victim poor little turtle pussy was the victim when he was sexually harassing the woman in buffalo poor little turtle pussy was again the victim when he was told to either resign from teaching or be fired and ruin mommies name for sexually harassing the girls in his school seems like poor little pussy turtle boy likes to drink lots of alchohol and sexually harass young woman little pussy turtle even sexually harassed me and as soon as I’m done working the final touches together everyone will see him for who he is a little pussy who wont even leave his house what kind of man wont even leave his house because hes afraid of the people he writes about a pussy his number is up hes going down and wait until juli leaves him it’s only a matter of time her and I have spoken many times about his anger and alcohol issues when he found out she almost had to call the police on him he controls her phone so she had to go get a prepaid one just so we could keep in touch for her safety I’m sure he slaps her around too the poor woman

        • Lipstick Hippie
          February 19, 2020 at 6:08 pm

          Wow, a sentagraph for the ages. Do you even know what punctuation is, you fucking moron?

        • Jordis
          February 19, 2020 at 6:28 pm

          I see a lot of words and not a single punctuation. *Ahem*
          punc·tu·a·tion
          the marks, such as period, comma, and parentheses, used in writing to separate sentences and their elements and to clarify meaning.

        • RIP Bristol's Credibility
          February 20, 2020 at 11:49 am

          Bristol You’re not even remotely believable. Face it, any shred of credibility you had left, is gone. Anyone who jumped on this derailed train of Turtle Derangement Syndrome with you, deserves the impending crash ahead. It won’t take long until the riders you brain washed to see through you and your gutterslug bullshyt.

    • TPopped
      February 20, 2020 at 11:33 am

      TPop
      JFC you’re dense, $300 was used on Sam’s behalf alone. Turtboy never said the lawyer only received $300. The attorney also charged Turtleboy to represent him for the same case. The lawyer received more than way over $300 in total. The retainer fee alone is a few thousand dollars. Just stop, you look wetodded.

      • JimmyBooms
        February 20, 2020 at 11:43 am

        T Fizzy,
        Show me where he asked for donations specifically for Sam and I will have Bristol suck your soul out your Dick.

  • A
    February 19, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    I hope this means you’re really, really done posting about it. I’m still here. I don’t know where Bristol’s crap is, and I probably never will. You just keep doing you.

  • Joe Biden
    February 19, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    I’m out of depends so I’m really nervous about tonight’s debate
    I’m praying I don’t shit my pants up on the stage

    • Wink Mayor Pete
      February 19, 2020 at 2:58 pm

      I will be all over that clean up duty.

    • Amy Cockblocker
      February 19, 2020 at 4:29 pm

      You can smell my hair if that helps you any.

      • Colonol Major Mayor Pete Buttfuck
        February 19, 2020 at 6:42 pm

        Grow a penis and I will do a reach around

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    February 19, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    This whole thing is dumbest bunch of teenage girl drama I have ever seen. Bristol is acting like a spoiled child making sure every adult knows why she is being whiny and Uncle TB is defending himself like he is Hitler incarnate. Children….please. There is no need for it. Bristol – pack up your shit and go play in your own sandbox. Uncle TB – continue domain in your own. For everyone else, you decide who’s sandbox you want to play in, and when. It’s that simple. I am gonna do both. I am gonna read Turtleboy for his wit & sense of humor, and I am going to watch Bristol because I like to watch her massive jugs jiggle. I get the best of both worlds. There are more than enough sandboxes for you both to be successful in.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      February 19, 2020 at 1:55 pm

      Sounds like you played in too many sandboxes.

      • Let me up, I've had enough
        February 19, 2020 at 2:02 pm

        No, but the ones that I HAVE played in were used as a litter box by others so now I know better.

        • Put This Image In Your Head
          February 19, 2020 at 3:49 pm

          You watch Bristol for her tits?? I don’t see how. She hardly ever wears anything so we could enjoy them. A little cleavage on Halloween Halloween being the exception. There are waaay better places to see nicer juggs. Besides, she literally looks like The Penguin when Danny Devito played him it Batman. Yikes!!

          • Corinth Arkadin
            February 19, 2020 at 5:08 pm

            OH SHIT

            Bristol does have DeVito’s Penguin thing goin’ on. The whole plasterface Tim Burton eye shadow thing, I never realized it.

  • Hugh Mungous
    February 19, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    Confucius say; Never complain never explain, might have been Dapper O’Neill on the other hand but it’s still the same, fuck the critics!

    • Lee Ho
      February 19, 2020 at 1:08 pm

      Hey! Confucius quotes are my responsibility. LOL

      Anyway I agree, and it probably was Tip O’Neill.

    • adam schiff sucks cock
      February 19, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      confucious say duck who fly upside down
      quack up

  • Ponyboy Curtis
    February 19, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Greasers can’t walk alone too much or they’ll get jumped, or someone will come by and scream “Greaser!” at them…

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 19, 2020 at 1:10 pm

      How many people do you think get that reference? There are some old geezers here, like me and maybe you, that may recognize it.

      • Johnny
        February 19, 2020 at 2:00 pm

        Stay gold pony boy.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        February 19, 2020 at 3:23 pm

        Oh, I got the reference.

        RIP Patrick Swayze.

  • Bloop
    February 19, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Lonely losers will follow her because she shows them some cleavage. She’s not a good writer and has no other redeeming qualities except for the sweater puppies. Her writing is like her face; busted.

  • Bristol: The Ex Pill Head - The Story of A Polished Turd
    February 19, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    I love how she says “Bristol” is her “slave name”… yeah, because when I think of the hardships Bristol has gone through I immediately conjure up visions of slavery.

    Let this be a lesson to never build something then take a women under your wing and show her the ropes.

    Women are solipsistic by nature and will always look out for themselves and their interests. And that’s real science.

    For the male TB Riders on here check out The Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi. You’re welcome in advance.

    Now, let’s get back to shaming the shameworthy and exposing the garbage.

  • Jordis
    February 19, 2020 at 11:55 am

    I hate how greasy hair and don’t care Bristol and that scrawny “a beard makes me a man” dude are trying to take a moral ground. “We dont do this for money”. So TB is less because it’s an actual news outlet which last I checked were not Free? She has a slightly better edited YouTube channel where her face meant for radio and much need for a booster seat seeks attention. But she does it “for free”. Simply because she doesnt have another option! If it actually took off any one with half a brain would make a career of it. Her moral ground falls short by far. Throwing out unsubstantiated accusations left and right like any woman scorned. Is this a #metoo attempt? Or just the final flailing around splashes of a hooked codfish? Or in her case, Monkfish?

  • Well, No Shit
    February 19, 2020 at 11:47 am

    Jesus Christ. I just suffered through the first 10 minutes of BristolCrew’s February 16th YouTube podcast, and I couldn’t continue on. Holy fuck, it’s awful.

    Her voice reminds me of two stray cats fucking on a bed of nails and broken glass. The two douchelords (the bearded picklesniffer on-camera, and the intellectually-challenged mongoloid off-camera) constantly sucking her ass gave me incurable eye and ear cancer.

    Whatever pissing contest is going on between TBS and BristolCrew is what it is, and it will eventually fade into an unpleasant memory. I can only hope that her awful “show” does the same, but much quicker.

    Fuck that shitfest.

  • You're a fucking meatball
    February 19, 2020 at 11:45 am

    I love how people think that a free consultation from a lawyer or anyone else for that matter makes them a biblical god send. If anyone is charging you for a consultation or estimate no matter the work to be furnished then they are scamming the fuck out of you. Free estimates & free consultations should always be given before any type of work is to be agreed upon & before any type of work is furnished! You act like these people are doing you some huge favor when in fact they are not. Only shitty people charge you to tell you what they can do and if you pay them then you’re a fucking idiot. It shows their lack in confidence of the work they preform! It’s not a favor it’s an ethical business practice. If someone is charging you for any type of estimate or consultation their work is definitely shit!

    O0o he gave me a free consultation out of the goodness of his heart. It’s not because he has a good heart. That’s a complete crock of shit! All lawyers give free consults and you’re acting as if this is something new when in fact it is not.

    I’m not paying you to tell me what you can do. I’m paying you to do it.. If anyone is charging for this then find someone else! There is always someone else who can do whatever work needs to be done with out charging for a consultation. They know they dont need to charge a consult or estimate fee because their work speaks for it self. They also know that their work will garner more clients from the previous!

    • I see dumb people
      February 19, 2020 at 12:24 pm

      People in business charge for consults and estimates because they are charging you for their time and if they travel to.you their gas. I myself give free estimates but you would not believe the amount of asshats i come across that call us for a “free estimate” just so they can get an idea of how to do the job themselves and they want to waste an hour or more of my time getting detailed instructions on what i would do if i did the job knowing full well they just want to know what to do so they can then do it themselves.. ass hats like that are the reason some companies charge for estimates and consults.. Personally i will always give free estimates but that’s what you get an estimate ..not a detailed instruction manual on how to go about doing the job.. And if i feel like the person is just wasting my time i end the meeting as kindly as possible and will send them just the numerical estimate not a detailed estimate.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        February 19, 2020 at 3:29 pm

        Problem is, I can never get anyone to actually DO THE FUCKING JOB properly.

        If I’m paying you, you better do it better than I can do myself given the time.

        • I see dumb people
          February 20, 2020 at 7:23 am

          You’ve apparently never called my company then.. If you had you wouldn’t be needing anymore estimates from anyone else.. We do it all and we do it properly.. .. When you get tired of dealing with half ass work give me a call.

  • LesGrossman
    February 19, 2020 at 11:42 am

    Guttermuppet,

    Any comment?

  • Lee Ho
    February 19, 2020 at 11:34 am

    I send my Sake money (Renminbi) as donation to turtleboy this month.

    No more Sake this month, lots of Sake next month…

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    February 19, 2020 at 11:33 am

    Bristol is striking all of the heartstrings but is offering nothing by way of proof. At least here there is evidence of what you are saying, maybe there is more you aren’t showing us that implicate you but that fupa hasn’t even bothered to back up any of her accusations.

    also where the fuck is my final landon steele blog, ya cunt.

    • Jcf
      February 21, 2020 at 8:15 pm

      Yes I’ve been anxiously awaiting the end of the Landon Steele saga!! Please finish TB.

      And screw the doubters.

  • FJU
    February 19, 2020 at 11:26 am

    I’ve read your blog for years, and only donated once, but it was recently. I will be doing so more often. Love what you do, keep it up, and don’t be discouraged by this discord nonsense.

  • Mayor Petes Highly Questionable Military Career
    February 19, 2020 at 11:23 am

    My most terrifying moment in Afghanistan was almost getting into a fenderbender. It really got my panties in a bunch. I was basically a spreadsheet guru who hid in a bunker far from the battlefield and I was an uber driver for real military men.
    I didnt have to go thru officer training school like the boys. In a sense a was given officer status as a political resume enhsncer. Now I brag about how I was a military hero who stubbed his pinkie on a keyboard.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    February 19, 2020 at 11:08 am

    Let’s all move on. I’m sorry this had to happen.

    I admire her writing, but Bristol (She now says that’s her slave name) has handled the split in an immature and unprofessional manner. This is not how adults are supposed to leave jobs.

    Social Media is Indeed Cancer

    • MGTOW TURTLE
      February 19, 2020 at 11:57 am

      Shes a wahhmen. This is nothing new for their kind. they are all the same. If a wahhmen says she is a nawalt this is simply not true. Nawalts simply just do not exist. She is nothing more than a dirty fuck pig. I’m sure every person who took her side is a dude who thinks shes going to fuck them. They are not real true turtle riders. so who fucking cares no one needs or wants their pussy appeasing incel cuck ass’ around here any way! Nothing but a bunch of beta thirsty fags any way.

      • Bozo
        February 19, 2020 at 12:38 pm

        Her soy boy crew is white knighting hard…#SheStillWontFuckThem

        • Corinth Arkadin
          February 19, 2020 at 3:24 pm

          Bastard, you beat me to that pound sign.

          • Bozo
            February 19, 2020 at 3:45 pm

            Corinth, good to see another Red Pilled Alpha in the comments!

    • Sir Lord Baltimore
      February 19, 2020 at 1:07 pm

      Agreed, but your summary is an understatement.

  • Boris Ner
    February 19, 2020 at 11:01 am

    I mean, I always had the feeling that Bristol and her “crew” were shady ratchet motherfuckers, but I’m genuinely flummoxed that so many Turtle supporters rolled so hard and so easily. Fuck all of them, and may they rot in whatever hell comes their way. Dead weight that wasn’t needed anyway. Per aspera, ad astra!

    • Corinth Arkadin
      February 19, 2020 at 3:27 pm

      Bristol admitted she was ratchet, but how ratchet we didn’t exactly know until recently.

      I wonder if she does anal. I say Yes.

      • Rodney Ramrod
        February 19, 2020 at 3:48 pm

        With a face like that, she’d need to bring something to the table. We don’t even know if she wears push-up bras, so the sweater meat might be a dead end.

        • Mgtow Turtle
          February 20, 2020 at 3:28 pm

          Dude, she is the whole fucking table! When shes on all fours (5’s if you count the cock she wears for the soy boi’) her fumpagunt hits the ground! Dont let the water bra fool you either. Shes a #fatasslazysinglemommy. So you know her areolas look like grease coverd man hole covers and her tits are stretched out and beat to shit! Greasy looking little welfare gremlin she is, yup!

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