Turtleboy Investigates

Turns Out Ma’Khia Bryant’s Parents Are Both Criminals And Her Dad Was The Guy In The Video Kicking The Chick On The Ground Before She Got Shot

 

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The other day I published a blog criticizing Paula Bryant, the mother of 16 year old Ma’Khia Bryant who was killed by Columbus Police while trying to stab an unidentified black woman wearing pink. Paula Bryant blamed the cops for the death of her daughter while taking no accountability for herself, despite the fact that her troubled kid was in foster care and instigated the entire incident which was all caught on film.

https://twitter.com/Ya_That_Is_All/status/1384708531891417089

But as it turns out Mom is a liar, the baby daddy was involved in the fight, and both of them have a long and documented history of abuse and domestic violence.

For starters Ma’Khia wasn’t on the honor roll at Independence High School, where she was far from the only child who had the misfortune of having parents who put apostrophes in their names.

She didn’t even enroll in the school until February.

But school is overrated anyway.

Took three minutes of Googling to figure that one out. Although this isn’t the biggest deal that Paula Bryant lied about her honor roll daughter, it does establish that 1) she can’t be trusted, and 2) the media will blindly repeat anything that makes the victim of a police shooting look good.

Paula Bryant was charged in 2004 with domestic violence and assault. The charges were ultimately dismissed after she plead guilty on amended charges.

In 2010 she was charged with domestic violence, assault, and endangering children. She plead guilty on an amended charge.

 

Maybe if she didn’t assault people and endanger her own children then her crotch fruit wouldn’t have been in foster care in the first place.

In the video you can see Ma’Khia storm out of the house and run one of the other girls over. You then see a man come out of nowhere and kick the girl in the head while she’s down as Ma’Khia goes to stab the girl in the pink.

That man is apparently her father Myron Hammonds, who’s a real gem himself.

You can hear him right after the shooting at the 4:35 repeatedly yell, “that’s my baby,” and “Is you stupid? She’s a kid!”

Ma’Khia was having problems with the two girls she attacked because they used to live in the foster home, stopped by a lot, and criticized Ma’Khia for not making her bed and keeping the house clean. She reached her breaking point, and before someone called the cops she called up her ratchet daddy to help her beat the shit out of these other girls.

Myron Hammonds currently has a warrant out for his arrest since January.

He has a long and documented criminal history.

He plays the loving Dad on his Facebook page, but he had to be taken to court to prove that he was the father.

Ma’Khia was also missing from her home last June.

So clearly she was a trouble and neglected girl prior to going full OJ on the girl in pink.

 

Then there’s this idiot on the right:

That’s her “cousin” Donnie Bryant, who has been whoring himself out on TV and getting CNN to fall for his bullshit.

According to Ma’Khia’s other sister who’s also in foster care, she has no idea who he is though.

Donnie is a City Council member who recently ran for Mayor of Mansfield, OH and lost.

He also announced that he’s lawyered up and they’re suing the city, because why wouldn’t this family of deadbeats try to capitalize off of her death?

It’s not like they gave a shit about her, or put any effort into raising her. But now that she’s dead she finally has value for them.

Oh wait, Paula and Ma’Khia made a Tik Tok one time.

So she must’ve been a good mom.

The idiocy on his page knows no bounds.

Speaking of cute Tik Toks, here’s one the media isn’t showing you of Ma’Khia threatening someone and making knife to the throat gestures.

The girl in pink was Tionna Bonner.

She is alive today because of the heroism of Officer Nicholas Reardon. If Governor Mike Dewine (a Republican) wasn’t such a pandering Rino toolbag, he’d have given this officer a medal by now for saving this girl’s life. Instead he’s under investigation because being a police officer is a thankless job thanks to BLM.

If Myron Hammonds hadn’t kicked that girl who was on the ground then Officer Reardon would’ve been able to direct all of his focus on Ma’Khia, and perhaps he could’ve taken her to the ground before she got near Tianna Bonner.

If Paula Bryant had obeyed the law and raised her kids properly instead of getting arrested for endangering them, then Ma’Khia wouldn’t have been in this situation in the first place.

There’s lots of blame to go around here, but none of it belongs with the cops. And as long as we pretend that America has a policing problem and not a parenting problem then we’re never gonna stop having shit like this happen. Then again, Al Sharpton, Ben Crump and race baiters everywhere have to eat too, so I guess some people don’t want it to end.

 

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207 Comment(s)
  • qarh3wgtfe
    April 26, 2021 at 4:49 pm

    Remember, A1dan K3arney the author and owner of this site?

    His home is: 111 Mason-Road, Jefferson, Massachusetts 01522

    His cellphone number seems to be:
    (413) 262-6909

    • fred
      May 1, 2021 at 8:56 am

      I hope someone breaks into YOUR home and hurts YOU.
      That would be poetic justice or Karma if you prefer.
      You are a lowlife thug and should be ashamed of yourself for doxxing this person !

  • Mike Giannetti's Armani Suit
    April 26, 2021 at 9:36 am

    Will swallow for smack.No questions asked.

  • Andy Capp
    April 26, 2021 at 9:32 am

    The cop should have gone to the Winchester for a pint and waited for it to blow over.

  • Ghetto Scholar
    April 26, 2021 at 8:58 am

    Clint Eastwood was addressing these issues decades ago. Take these lines from Dirty Harry:

    Mayor: I don’t want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore District. Understand? That’s my policy.
    Insp.
    Harry Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard; that’s my policy.
    Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
    Insp. Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.

  • Jalajhia's runny snatch
    April 26, 2021 at 8:35 am

    that fat sheboon went down faster than Kamala Harris on a white cock

  • DEAR BLACK PEOPLE
    April 26, 2021 at 8:20 am

    Please stop killing your INNOCENT children.
    Show the world how committed you are by not putting these babies in harms way.
    There is no reason on earth that children have to die because you hate each other so much.

  • Regina George
    April 26, 2021 at 8:17 am

    Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend
    We are your friends
    And we’re going to make her pay
    You know what friends do?
    They’ve got your back and they’re fun to be around
    Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, whuh-oh
    When someone hurts you then they attack
    And grind your foe into the ground
    Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, whuh-oh
    Imagine a party with dresses and cake
    And singing and dancing and cake
    And there’s a magic act that saws Regina in half
    And this time it will take
    Now that’s a party
    A revenge party
    A party that ends
    With somebody’s head on a spike
    Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, whuh-oh
    It’s a revenge party
    With your two best friends
    It’s like a party with revenge it’s what it’s like
    For this to work
    You’re gonna have to pretend like you still like them
    Can you do it?
    hey, girl
    Hey, Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron
    But he just wanted her back and that’s not Regina’s fault
    I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys
    Aw, of course
    It’s a revenge party
    A party that ends
    With eggshells all over the wall
    It’s a revenge party with your two best friends
    And then I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
    Yes, Cady!
    I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
    What’s Regina doing?
    What is Regina wearing?
    Is she dating Aaron?
    Regina, Regina she has everything
    She gets everything
    Regina, Regina, Regina
    Next, we take away Regina’s only achievement, being a hot person
    What is that?
    Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting
    I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight
    I need to lose three pounds
    Bring me a whole box
    A revenge party a party that ends
    With somebody crushed and alone
    And ugly crying
    It’s a revenge party with your two best friends
    It’s like a party and revenge is what is like
    What’s Regina eating?
    God, look at her figure?
    Did her boobs get bigger?
    Regina, Regina, Regina, she has everything
    She gets everything
    Regina, Regina, Regina
    We got to go harder
    If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her
    I won’t do that, Gretchen is fragile
    Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use
    Shh, here she comes
    Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back
    Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back
    Your hair looks sexy pushed back
    Um, thanks I’ll see you in Cal
    At every party, there might be a lull
    Where the energy dips
    Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, whuh-oh
    You might be thinking it’s late we should go
    And they ran out of chips
    No, no, no
    I can’t even watch when she touches his hair
    And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow
    Regina needs to be toppled
    Sorry, Gretchen, I swear that I’m parting now
    One candy cane, please
    A revenge party!
    A party that ends with lions in a Roman arena
    She has everything
    She gets everything
    Regina, Regina, Regina
    Ho, ho, ho, candy cane gram for Shane Omen
    She gets everything
    And one for Cady Heron
    She gets everything
    Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco
    Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco
    And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
    Who sent that?
    Aw, it’s from
    Regina! Regina! Regina!
    Thanks for being a such a great best friend
    Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute
    I mean, gimme it
    I mean okay, well, if you and Regina are best friends now
    You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets
    For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you
    ‘Cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them
    And she’s not really blonde, her natural color is dark blond
    Also she told me she cheats on Aaron
    Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep
    But really, she’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion’s Costume
    She makes him wear the costume?
    No, they’re both in the costume!
    And I never told anybody because I’m such a good friend
    It’s a revenge party
    A party that ends with somebody’s head on the spike
    A revenge party
    With your two best friends
    It’s like a party and revenge it’s what it’s like
    A party where everything is what it’s like
    A party where everything is what it’s like
    A party where revenge is what is like

  • FUCKING SAVAGES
    April 26, 2021 at 8:08 am

    Please explain why these innocent BLACK children that are murdered mean nothing ,to the BLACK community at large.
    But their murderous criminals trigger national outrage when they are dealt with.

    • George of the jungle
      April 26, 2021 at 9:18 am

      Because it was just a knife fight. No biggie. Day in the life. Only someone forgot to give the girls being attacked their knives. I’m amazed at the number of people standing around; I’m amazed that the biological father was involved in the beat-down; I’m amazed that bystanders only got involved after the police neutralized the threat. But my biggest WTF moment was how quickly the estranged family – make no mistake about that – gathered in front of cameras calling for justice (cash settlement). Waste of oxygen every last one of them

  • The Reap
    April 26, 2021 at 7:44 am

    Act like a savage, die like a savage. One less criminal in the world. Buh bye

  • C. Senor
    April 26, 2021 at 4:44 am

    Hispanics for Turtleboy!

  • Fuckyourdroidiphonetwitbookagramtok
    April 26, 2021 at 3:10 am

    “I need my cell phone”
    We’ll, it’s at the end of the driveway underneath Shamu’s bloody corpse, so, you’re going to have to chaulk that up as a loss.

    Most, if not all of everyday inner city society’s problems revolve around the android/iPhone.

  • Blue Lives Save
    April 26, 2021 at 2:48 am

    May God bestow blessings on the police officer who killed this n1gger beast. He saved a little girl’s life. I hope this young girl (who was saved) realizes she had a guardian angel this day & never ever resorts to a life of crime in her teens & adult years. I hope the city hails this police a hero. God Bless the officer & the saved little girl.

  • 30% Rise in the Murder Rate Nationwide.
    April 25, 2021 at 11:20 pm

    The past year. Covid or Law enforcement apathy?
    Who is to know? Who is to care?
    Wait for the next “celebrity” African American Death!
    Prop them up and protest and see what any difference which way may come!
    Fascinating Shit… Watch and Learn.
    White people unite and put BLM Signs out!

  • Chuck
    April 25, 2021 at 11:12 pm

    No surprise, the leftist mob owns most of the media. Cooperate sponsered too! AKA, ‘Black Klan’, ‘Brown Shirts’. Domestic terrorists!

  • concerned scientist
    April 25, 2021 at 10:44 pm

    Iwo Jima is very very scary. It has the capability to do a VE7. If it does a summit eruption, it could top out below that, such as VEI4; if it does go all the way to VEI7, expect everything on the island to be obliterated and expect major climate impacts ala 1816. The mountaintop will be gone; it will look like an island St. Helens. It will basically be Tambora all over again.

  • concerned scientist
    April 25, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    What is latest news on Flegrei? Most news is in Italian and I hate google translate.

  • concerned scientist
    April 25, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    I just determine that Furnas is one of Europe’s most dangerous volcanoes

    Furnas in Azores is an potentially extremely dangerous volcano. It Maybe a sleepy and tired and very stale volcanic system, 1440 persons stil live in this caldera, thousands of persons visit every week. Furnas is capable of infrequent large VEI 5 s plinians and much larger. It generally produces gassy stale trachyte magmas. But Furnas is indeed a very stale magma system with very low productivity.

  • Unstable bitches and the criminals they worship
    April 25, 2021 at 10:04 pm

    Same old shit over and over Blacks, Homos, Spanish, White’s with the Disease running wild. Then College Educated Liberal White Women are all over social media bailing them out, cheering them on and enabling their crimes. They all secretly desire killing their daddy.

    • concerned scientist
      April 25, 2021 at 10:14 pm

      You made a good point, but what we all want to know, is what is your opinion concerning the Volcanoes in Iceland. We are eager to hear your reply.

    • Amelia O’Hara
      April 25, 2021 at 10:23 pm

      All Republicans are traitors, fascists, and racists. Without exception.

      • concerned scientist
        April 25, 2021 at 10:41 pm

        Please be honest with us and say what you really mean.

      • Hugh Mungous
        April 26, 2021 at 4:17 pm

        Hey Amy ya Douche, do you know the two gay Irishman. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

        • fred
          May 1, 2021 at 9:06 am

          Or the two Scottish poofters – Ben Doon & Phil McKraken ?

      • fred
        May 1, 2021 at 9:04 am

        Interesting……….
        Care to elucidate and enlighten us, the public as to how you KNOW this with such absolute certainty ?

  • concerned scientist
    April 25, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    Is everyone just going to ignore those quakes at Grimsvotn (volcano) in Iceland, I’ll take a flood basalt with extra tephra, with no pyroclastic flows.

    • concerned scientist
      April 25, 2021 at 9:52 pm

      Grimsvotn.
      Iceland Volcanoes are a bit like waiting for a bus. None for a while, then two at once LOL
      It would not surprise me.

      • President Joe Biden
        April 25, 2021 at 10:07 pm

        If we’re lucky a tsunami will cleanse the US east coast and Caribbean.

        • concerned scientist
          April 25, 2021 at 11:08 pm

          I hope you are wrong, Lynn is on the east coast, if Lynn is destroyed, it will be the end on Western Civilization.

  • Bwa? Nah!
    April 25, 2021 at 9:35 pm

    All these people down on that cop, I’d like to see you take down a Trough Hog in full charge.

  • By by black tub o shitv
    April 25, 2021 at 9:30 pm

    It’s a small loss that this violent fat black bitch named after a cheap Korean automobile is dead

    She looked like the Michelin tire man dipped in dog shit twice

  • Fuck off
    April 25, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    My brother still lives in our old neighborhood in Boston that has become diverse

    He gets mad that I won’t stop by

    I told him the last time I was down there I went into a gas station I was the only white person there so I walked out

    Black neighborhoods are violent dangerous shit holes

    Not my fault you want to live with the savages

    • Ufonegro
      April 26, 2021 at 6:01 am

      This man well not even a man. This bitch like millions others in this country is the reason why America has to bow down to other countries now. Black people won’t join the army now so no one to fight the wars cause white people are too scared. They’re pussy to enter any scary situation. So America is forced to lie to the world about UFOs. You’ll see ufos in the news. It’s a tactic to keep us safe. Russia knows there’s no ufos. So if we say there are it makes it seem like we are covering up some elite technology so others better stay away. Only reason why ufos are coming up now cause white people are scared pussies that can’t even protect their own country without the help of blacks or ufos lol.

      • Dunning Kruger
        April 26, 2021 at 9:57 pm

        Except the time that one dude with the funny moustache killed a bunch of jewish people, so a bunch of white dudes from around the world fucked his shit up.

  • Ben crump get suck a white nug
    April 25, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    Yo. Iam black. When it rains out I get wet. That only happens because Iam black. When it rains white people don’t get wet. Only blacks. I blame trump. Whah whah whah

  • Why so Many Liberal Excuses?
    April 25, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    Why is there a need for “justice”?
    We need Justice!!!
    The excuse is Law Enforcement and Police are “Bad”. The blame is out “there” an easy “cop out”.
    Apparently the failure of the inner city has nothing to do with the education system (inner-city graduate rates anyone?) The media and Hollywood (Black People are poor and need help)
    What a fucking fallacy. The hand the inner-city holds is the Democratic Party.
    Which have a strangle hold on the media, the schools, and the vote in the cities and aforementioned minorities.
    Hold them down to prop oneself up. Hmmm…
    It’s a self perpetuating problem.
    Just don’t tell them that.

  • Orion
    April 25, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    So both parents are straight up trash. The mother never gave a crap about her daughter until this happened, then has the minerals to blame the foster system and the police.

  • Inflamed Anus
    April 25, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    Racism – prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized.

    Stupidity – Acting like a fucking animal and wondering why your treated differently

    If you want to end racism, then stop acting like a fucking wild animal. Act like a gang banging asshole, you’re gonna be treated as such!

  • CONN
    April 25, 2021 at 8:29 pm

    The dad has a better chance of being brought into the Cleveland Browns for field goal kicker tryout than he does being charged for a crime.

    • WTF
      April 25, 2021 at 9:35 pm

      Maybe instead of the Chauvin maneuver, cops should try that technique as apparently it’s not a crime.

  • These Assholes...
    April 25, 2021 at 8:28 pm

    These apologists, These enablers, These indoctrinators, These holier than-thou woke soldiers of justice. When will the lessen be learned?
    When will African Americans learn that they are being played by woke liberals?
    When will the Constitution and Bill of Rights have any meaning?
    Woke White People are the biggest danger to the African American Community. Hollywood and the Education System plays the Blacks as Fools.
    Enjoy the side show..

  • Hamdia Ahmed
    April 25, 2021 at 8:04 pm

    I haven’t sold any of my cosmetics in 2 weeks. Thank you White Suprecists. Just because I may be a terrorist. You very bad people. Go Boom

  • Chimps gone wild
    April 25, 2021 at 7:09 pm

    And these chimps don’t understand why all the white people move away when they move to a neighborhood

  • BigblackinJefferson
    April 25, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    It’s 10000% true. I’ve heard from about six different people a few times this week Mr Turtlboys daughter was seen at the dinner across from the high school in Holden getting breakfast with a black kid. That’s right! His daughter is dating a black guy! Lmao. She’s in a town with no black kids but she still found one ! Hahaha. So his wife is a lesbian coach. He’s a former teacher who may or may not of touched little kids. His dad definitely touched him. He hates black loves cops and now his daughter will soon get the bbc. . Yikes. Almost feel bad. She’s going to get fucked in a angry way cause of you.

  • Neil Down
    April 25, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    Pray Turtleboy wins!

  • Sharon Needles
    April 25, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    Say no to drugs!

    Say yes to Turtleboy for school committee!

  • Joe Biden
    April 25, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    George Floyd died for our sins

  • Pat Hiscock
    April 25, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    One stroke of the pen is all it takes.

    Turtleboy for school committee.

  • Moe DeGrasse
    April 25, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    Turtleboy mows down the opposition

  • Matt Tress
    April 25, 2021 at 4:47 pm

    Don’t just lay there! Get out and vote for the Turtleboy!

  • Final solution
    April 25, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    No reparations without sterilization!

  • Happy clam
    April 25, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    That poor cop. No matter what he did, he was gonna lose. Now he’s dragged through the mud for saving someone’s life. By the people who stood by and watched. And the total dirtbags who brought this ticking time bomb into the world and then dumped her ass to fend for herself, they win the ghetto lottery. WTF is wrong with these people and why is killing each other normal?

  • Oh please
    April 25, 2021 at 2:45 pm

    I bet half you Peter-puffers wish you could live in Columbus.

    • Barney Frnak
      April 25, 2021 at 3:11 pm

      I never lived in Columbus, but I once was IN a man named Columbus.

  • Brad Stevens
    April 25, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    They really dont listen to me

  • Sand Monkey
    April 25, 2021 at 2:21 pm

    Its a pirates life for me

  • Dee Brown
    April 25, 2021 at 2:13 pm

    I never much cared for living in Wellesley.

  • Richard Cranium
    April 25, 2021 at 2:11 pm

    DON’T BE A DICKHEAD, VOTE FOR TURTLEBOY

    • Mel Brooks
      April 26, 2021 at 11:21 pm

      Be a smarty! Join the Nazi party!

  • Reginald Denny
    April 25, 2021 at 2:11 pm

    Take my advice, when you drive through a black neighborhood, STAY IN YOUR VEHICLE!

    Ask me how I know…

  • Lebron James GED
    April 25, 2021 at 2:05 pm

    I’ll pass…. Tionna Bonner doesn’t give me a bonner. Where the white bitches with da pink uncooked vaginas?

    • SHUTUOLABRONJAMES
      April 25, 2021 at 5:06 pm

      If I want the opinion of someone that chases balls around I will ask my dog.

  • Stanley Paving
    April 25, 2021 at 2:05 pm

    It’s always the tar babies.

  • Mo Lester
    April 25, 2021 at 2:04 pm

    Think of the children!

    Vote Turtleboy!

  • Tuukka Rask
    April 25, 2021 at 1:59 pm

    Hay is adequate bedding.

  • Don Key
    April 25, 2021 at 1:56 pm

    Don’t be a jackass! Vote Turtleboy

  • Andrew Oberle
    April 25, 2021 at 1:52 pm

    I learned the hard way why there were 2 perimeter fences in place.

  • The Primate Institute of Urban America
    April 25, 2021 at 1:51 pm

    The FBI is warning local law enforcement agencies to prepare for potential increases in crime over the next few months as the summer season with hotter temperatures kicks off.

    Crimes rates in many cities have increased since the early months of the coronavirus pandemic, with many agencies seeing upticks in gun violence and crimes committed by teenagers.

    “The FBI is warning local and other federal law enforcement to be on the lookout for potential increases in violence heading into the warmer months,” a senior law enforcement official told Fox News. “As more people are free to move about and socialize, crime of all different levels may certainly increase.”

    For years, anthropologists have watched wild chimpanzees “go ape” and attack each other in coordinated assaults. But until now, scientists were unsure whether interactions with humans had brought on this violent behavior or if it was part of the apes’ basic nature.

    A new, 54-year study suggests this coordinated aggression is innate to chimpanzees, and is not linked to human interference.

    “Violence is a natural part of life for chimpanzees,” Michael Wilson, the study’s lead researcher and an associate professor of anthropology at the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, told Live Science in an email. “They don’t need to be fed bananas to kill each other.”

  • The Battle Of Aéropostale
    April 25, 2021 at 1:43 pm

    An investigation is underway following a shooting in Boston’s Mattapan neighborhood on Saturday.

    Police responded to shots fired on Ormond Street shortly before 9:45p.m.

    How many shootings in Needham last night?

  • THE THIN BLUE PENIS
    April 25, 2021 at 1:42 pm

    The next best thing to a “good shoot” is a thick powdered crullah stick full of warm jelly!

    Some cops like chocolate frosted, but to each his own.. .

    • Do Tell
      April 26, 2021 at 8:59 am

      Did you fail the written or physical test?

  • THE THIN BLUE PENIS
    April 25, 2021 at 1:37 pm

    GOOD SHOOT! As a member of the touchy-feely blue brotherhood, I never had a good shoot, just questionable ones. But hey, that’s what drop-guns and “qualified ammare for

  • Lebron James
    April 25, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    You a racist! That girl was educakted! Magnum Cum Lordy n shit. Yo! Bitches! 100%%%%

    STFU crackers! I fucked more white bitches in a week than alll off you crackers put togather in ya’ll lifes!

    The Future is Black. For reals Yo!

    • fred
      May 1, 2021 at 9:22 am

      So what is it you are trying to say ?
      I’m finding it hard to decipher your piss poor attempt at using the English language.

  • Jilian Fuller
    April 25, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    Think of all the litters of Black Labs JaJa never got to cough out.Sad.

    • Chrissy's Ghost
      April 25, 2021 at 1:56 pm

      You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

  • Charlie Moore
    April 25, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    Was trolling a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich out the window of my Lincoln Navigator late last night down Blue Hill Avenue.Something large broke my line.

    • Chrissy
      April 25, 2021 at 1:58 pm

      You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

    • Mad fisherwife
      April 25, 2021 at 3:45 pm

      Charlie,
      If seen your wife in person. She’s a white higger gypsy.

  • Minnesota BBQ
    April 25, 2021 at 1:14 pm

    Are there any free widescreens left?

    • Burglary, Larceny & Mayhen
      April 25, 2021 at 1:19 pm

      Free wide screen LCD TV’s will be available during the next MIDNIGHT MADNESS sale. Everything for a five finger discount. Take all that you can carry.

      Only nogs allowed.

      What do you say when you see a TV set floating in the dark? DROP IT NOG!

  • Masshole report - Breaking news
    April 25, 2021 at 1:11 pm

    We apologize, our breaking news seem to have been lost in a bunch or useless and racist comments, so here it is again.
    This is real breaking news….
    Turns out Aidan’s daughter has a boyfriend now (not sure she has told him on their weekend supervised visits).
    But the juicy part: boyfriend is black.
    We are feverish trying to get Leroy (yes, that is his name!) on the show tonight, stay tuned.

    • Ashley St Angelo
      April 25, 2021 at 2:09 pm

      I think I’m so cool but I’m not.
      #GoingToMensPrison
      #AbusingWomenIsFun
      #MyKidsHateMe

  • Edgar Winter
    April 25, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    I will not be going for a jog down the Southwest Corridor today.

  • JJ Walker
    April 25, 2021 at 12:58 pm

    Dynomite !!!!

  • Jerry Jones
    April 25, 2021 at 12:50 pm

    Why are there no mud huts in Dover?

  • D.B. Cooper
    April 25, 2021 at 12:50 pm

    Why o why do the activists always try to protect the violent shitheads? Racism is the issue?
    No, the issue is that violent animal like behavior and lack of accountability by liberals has given us assholes like this. 2 generations of thugs. If they did not get the same “opportunities “ then we need to start firing superintendents, principals and curriculum developers. We need to hold the courts and social workers accountable. Knife attacks and kicks to the head are not OK.
    Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

    • fred
      May 1, 2021 at 9:18 am

      The *father* was the one who handed her the knife, like a baton pass in a relay race, just as she went to get the girl in pink.
      HE is the reason Ma’khia is dead.
      What a piece of shit !

  • Animal Mother
    April 25, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    Thank God for the sickle cell

  • City Wok
    April 25, 2021 at 12:39 pm

    Dey love my shitty chicken

  • Franklin Park Zoo
    April 25, 2021 at 12:35 pm

    one missing this morning.

  • James Naismith's White Guilt
    April 25, 2021 at 12:31 pm

    Good Lord.What have I done…

    • Mama Nais
      April 25, 2021 at 3:02 pm

      Oh Jimmy, how could you?

  • Mayor Joe "Ass Eater" Petty
    April 25, 2021 at 12:30 pm

    black women are angry and violent in their nature. it stems from the fact that black men are failures and losers.

    • kurt angle
      April 27, 2021 at 2:15 pm

      not even the black man wants a black woman. the black woman will beat the shit out of them thugs when they get out of line. oh its true

  • Jim Crow come back
    April 25, 2021 at 12:26 pm

    These fucked up names give them away all the time. Most black mama’s are alone when the boons are born, just make up any name while under sedation .

  • Lindsey Vonn
    April 25, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    I really hate my father.

    • U could have been a contender
      April 25, 2021 at 3:51 pm

      So does the 10 day old lunch meat curtains hanging between your legs!

  • Rachael Rollins Albino Lawn Jockey
    April 25, 2021 at 12:18 pm

    Last night I ate 42 hot wings in one sitting

    • Porch Goblin
      April 25, 2021 at 12:22 pm

      Did they come out as fast this morning as they went down last night?

      • Rachel Rollins's azz hole
        April 25, 2021 at 5:54 pm

        even fasser en ploppy like mud and dey make my ass hole all tingly en hot like butt sex

  • Paul Pierce
    April 25, 2021 at 12:13 pm

    Wheres my hoes be at?

  • Jane Goodall
    April 25, 2021 at 12:10 pm

    I’ve seen this type of behavior before.

    • kike stomper
      April 25, 2021 at 12:12 pm

      where, exactly?

      • Death
        April 25, 2021 at 12:17 pm

        In the jungle when she watched two apes battle over a banana stupid…where do you think?

        • Get a room you three soap-droppers
          April 25, 2021 at 1:42 pm

          Or just go over to Kike Stomper’s mother’s basement, she ain’t home this afternoon (she’s with me) he can show you his Nazi dolls.

  • White Power Ranger 88
    April 25, 2021 at 12:09 pm

    Wow, a lot of racists in this comment section. Despicable.

    • Death
      April 25, 2021 at 12:34 pm

      Pointing out facts is not racism. It’s pointing out facts. Too bad so sad. You don’t like it? Then change it. Work, teach your kids respect. Explain that violence isn’t the first solution, its the ultimate last. You were given everything. Fertile soil, fresh water, housing that don’t blow down or wash away, food that don’t chase back…400 years and you still act like a feral cat.

      • Youre a retarded n!gger
        April 26, 2021 at 8:32 am

        where is anyone pointing out facts? lmao. Calling people boon, nog, n!gger, sp!c, and making jokes about jordans while using names like “sp!c tormentor” and “kill all n!ggers” and “boon report” has nothing to do with facts its just straight up being racist lol.

        • Chris Cuomo
          April 27, 2021 at 9:04 pm

          STFU N!GGER!

  • Admiral Marcus Garvey
    April 25, 2021 at 11:45 am

    The “Back to Africa movement” had a good start w blacks all over the country paying 5 bucks for a share of stock in the “Black Star Line” shipping company owned by a Marcus Garvey. Too bad it was all a scam. Investors lost all their money and Marcus lost his ship and the dream of returning to their African utopia was over. Marcus did keep his Admiral costume which was quite snazzy! As w all blacks it’s always Style over substance.

  • CONN
    April 25, 2021 at 11:41 am

    When will the dad be charged?

  • Kike Starter
    April 25, 2021 at 11:17 am

    When will these animals stop the fake tears and post an online fundraiser seeking gullible people to donate to the family of the euthanized criminal?

    Look for the sob story on a website soon…

  • Chimp Out
    April 25, 2021 at 11:13 am

    It’s a daily occurrence that these animals behave in a wild manner.

    Real animals behave better than these fools.

    • Zoo
      April 25, 2021 at 11:15 am

      The zoo called. They said do NOT send these animals back. They were released into the wild because they could not be domesticated.

  • Cleamus
    April 25, 2021 at 10:53 am

    Where da gofunme at
    We need money for her legal defense

  • Krispen Wah
    April 25, 2021 at 10:50 am

    A wonderful snowglobe captured on body cam of generational retardation. Dads a fucking waste, fucks woman who’s a waste, has child that is a waste(except to profit off her still smoldering body)

    And yet, its everyone else’s fault.

    These fucks run out with their cameras now fully hoping to catch a family member get shot for doing something that warrants getting shot, and then they “secure the bag” on a go fund me 10 mins later.

    Black lives don’t matter to black people(except to plunder for money)

  • FuckTheAmericanBlack
    April 25, 2021 at 10:45 am

    After having been one of three white kids at an all black school and the only Jewish kid and after having experienced what these animals are for 9 years if my life, I’m honestly very pleased when one of these fucking violent monkeys gets gooded.
    After what learned from these demons in elementary school, it’s clear to me that their are enough racists among them that we should not feel bad that that the Democrats won’t rest until these pre-apes all can longer reproduce. And it really is for everyone’s benefit and especially their own. They have proven to only pull society backwards and into immoral directions with their language, attitudes, music and the names they give their children. They’re like an old rabid dog who is constantly in pain, doesn’t do anything but sleep and attack people and always blames everyone around him for his problems. It’s better to just let him rest in peace. It’s not like after over a hundred years, he’s suddenly going to get better. The Dems have the right idea (as much as hate them). Gain the black man’s trust, then poison them once they’re inside. And that’s exactly what they are doing and the black people LOVE IT!!!!
    I am not a racist. It has little to do with skin color. The African kids and the South American black kids never gave me problems. I can spot an African from a black American from a mile away. They are NOT the same. The African is most likely very educated, aware and personable. They are just regular people. But this American black is a cancer. He is the shit stain on humanity’s tighty-whiteys. He is the rabbit dog who needs to be put down, buried and forgotten. They provide no benefit to society and only hold us back with their hated and ignorance.
    If you hate the American black, your not resist. You’re just being reasonable. How can anyone pretend that these people are with a shit. They should be thrilled to have police there to good them when they monkey out with knives.
    THEY are and have always been the true racists. It’s probably why they are so hated in the first place. Look at their filthy, uneducated, immoral, violent lifestyles and tell me that whitey is the problem!
    The ONLY problem black people is black people. They and the Dems are the ONLY causes of their problems in 2021.

    • al capoon
      April 25, 2021 at 6:12 pm

      You really are an asshole FTAB. Suk my balls. Luv, Al

    • Fair exchange
      April 26, 2021 at 9:30 am

      Well said. Absolutely true. They are not raised to leech off the government, but to use it to better themselves. Hell at this point, I’m willing to trade one black American welfare leech for one border crosser – no questions asked.

  • Little Black Hippo
    April 25, 2021 at 10:43 am

    If only he just kicked his daughter she would still be alive today

  • ‘Q
    April 25, 2021 at 10:29 am

    JaJa could have been her’

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    April 25, 2021 at 9:53 am

    Take a gorilla, put gold on his teeth, gold chains around his neck, diamond earrings in his ears, and a leather jacket, and what do you have?

    A gorilla with gold on his teeth, gold chains around his neck, diamond earrings in his ears, and a leather jacket.

    • Say
      April 25, 2021 at 10:32 am

      It just goes to show you what their real priorities are in life

      • Jus Sayin
        April 25, 2021 at 5:12 pm

        Poor kid
        Her mother looks like Steve Urkel
        And her father Goldie Locks

  • Professor Griff
    April 25, 2021 at 9:50 am

    I feel bad that the girl died. But all fault is on the parents. As is evident from the tiktok video and her knife play, no one taught her any manners at all. She doesn’t even know how to speak English. I couldn’t understand a word she said. Lyin, lowlife, ratchet criminals failed this girl from the moment she was born. And then the rest of the ratchet family crawls out to take advantage. Donnie Bryant looks like he drives on the wrong side of the road. And too bad you didn’t include the ratchet aunt in all this. She’s hilarious.

  • New government program
    April 25, 2021 at 9:32 am

    Free condoms for people of color.
    Be a great investment for the cost.

    • Ron Jeremy
      April 25, 2021 at 10:52 am

      Free sterilization would be more effective…because gorillas dont know how to use condoms. Their instinct is to rawdog it all the time.

      • Lou Schlipps
        May 1, 2021 at 10:16 am

        Thank you for your contribution to pornography Mr Jeremy.

    • Death
      April 25, 2021 at 12:30 pm

      They already do that! Also free morning after pill, then finally free medical care, housing and food once the baby is born…problem is these dump people can’t use condoms, too difficult. The morning after pill don’t get you high, and they get sick k of being around their offspring within a year

  • Masshole breaking news - TB has a minority problem
    April 25, 2021 at 9:27 am

    This is real breaking news….
    Turns out Aidan’s daughter has a boyfriend now (not sure she has told him on their weekend supervised visits).
    But the juicy part: boyfriend is black.
    We are feverish trying to get Leroy (yes, that is his name) on the show tonight, stay tuned.
    One of our fans that lives close by to Holden has agreed to attend Wednesday’a debate and ask his position on this and other issues… as a concerned parent.

    • Nowiunderstand
      April 25, 2021 at 11:05 am

      Now I understand why he wanted to kill himself

  • Xi Jinping
    April 25, 2021 at 9:27 am

    At least Ma’Khia Bryant did not die from the CHINESE Corona Virus.

    • Lou Schlipps
      May 1, 2021 at 10:17 am

      Hardly anyone does !

  • Spic Tormentor
    April 25, 2021 at 9:27 am

    The father asking “is you stupid” is just incredible.

    • fred
      May 1, 2021 at 9:45 am

      If you look closely, you can see him hand Ma’khia the knife just before she lunges at pinky !

  • Damn dirty apes
    April 25, 2021 at 9:22 am

    Have a banana!

    • Captain Trips
      Escape from the Planet of the Apes
      April 25, 2021 at 9:39 am

      Is it free? Whoo whoo whoo whoo!

    • DAMN
      April 26, 2021 at 10:07 am

      They can’t have a banana.
      As the negro said on the Vice News while riding through the hood.
      There don’t be a Whole Foods here.
      WHOLE FOODS ????
      They would take one look at the prices and immediately begin stealing.
      Take a look at these prices. They trying to rip us off. We are just getting them first.

  • Harry Callahan
    April 25, 2021 at 9:22 am

    When did attempting to stab another human being become normal behavior and written off as kids being kids?

  • Babysitter
    April 25, 2021 at 9:20 am

    How do you babysit a nog?

    Wet their lips and stick them to the wall.

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    April 25, 2021 at 9:19 am

    Is anyone surprised that they’re all criminals?
    If you are, perhaps you need to get out more.

    Thanks Abe Lincoln. Thanks a lot.

  • vinny
    April 25, 2021 at 9:10 am

    The left claims that teachers break up knife fights every day but they want to get rid of all school resource officers and are afraid of the virus. Take the cops out of the schools and issue all teachers kevlar clipboards .

  • George Floyd
    April 25, 2021 at 9:08 am

    I actually like the cops. After Derek Chauvin had an intervention for me, I have been drug free for 10 months now!

    • Ma’Khia Bryant
      April 25, 2021 at 9:10 am

      I stopped playing with knives ever since the police showed up.

      • Daunte Wright
        April 25, 2021 at 9:12 am

        Da Police helped me to, I’ll never drive recklessly ever again! Thank the lord!

    • Tamir Rice
      April 25, 2021 at 10:40 am

      I am ‘now’ playing with tonka trucks & legos. Thank You police officer.

  • mrs. Kurney swallows black loads
    April 25, 2021 at 8:42 am

    kamala harris is a common whore

  • I SUPPORT THE POLICE
    April 25, 2021 at 8:27 am

    POLICE ARE OUR GODS
    POLICE DECIDE IF WE LIVE OR DIE
    POLICE CONTROL OUR FREEDOM
    OUR JOB IS TO FOLLOW THEIR ORDERS
    THANK YOU POLICE

    • Hugh Mungous
      April 25, 2021 at 9:00 am

      If you really support the police you wouldn’t be such a condescending douche bag. It’s faggots like you that after they get their asses kicked call the cops right off the bat. Next time you get the shit kicked out of you, call BLM

      • Burglary, Larceny & Mayhem
        April 25, 2021 at 9:14 am

        Whoever this dick head calls, would he be placing his call from
        His welfare issued Obama phone?

    • THE FACT IS
      April 25, 2021 at 9:29 am

      If you just follow their most basic instructions, you won’t die and you’ll likely be home at night to watch Sports center.

      • Blue Lives Matter
        April 25, 2021 at 6:42 pm

        EXACTLY WHAT I’M SAYING
        OBEY OR DIE
        THANK YOU POLICE

    • 2wEntEe
      April 25, 2021 at 12:12 pm

      It’s all fun and games until they have to pop a bitch trying to put a blade in your sternum.
      That cops a hero. He saved a black life. Proof that all lives matter.

  • Litte pygmy in da grass
    April 25, 2021 at 8:04 am

    We be hit the lottery bitch! Now I can toss da dollar store chains an get some real bling. Fuck it, I be get my whole mouth done up like fort nox!! I be getting nikys on, every fukin day.
    Paula you know I be your man, we just had some ruff time baby.
    Ya no I always loved you baby don’t ya? Myron
    Whens that check getten here?

  • Dean Kapsalis Driving School Belmont
    April 25, 2021 at 8:02 am

    I have 4 bald tires and a full tank of gas.

  • Spic Tormentor
    April 25, 2021 at 7:48 am

    Just went to all their FB pages… Her “family” member are practically foaming at the mouths with excitement. Donnie Bryant’s posts even read like a promotion to his followers that he is now a full time CNN analyst. It’s like they all can just taste the free lifetime supply of henny and Jordan’s coming their way.

  • Betty Ford
    April 25, 2021 at 7:39 am

    Great work again TB.

  • Fuck blm
    April 25, 2021 at 7:25 am

    George the Ape Floyd

    RIP you filthy chimp

  • Bono
    April 25, 2021 at 7:23 am

    Wtf

  • Joe Biden
    April 25, 2021 at 6:55 am

    It’s a racial jungle out there.

    • Barack Obama
      April 25, 2021 at 6:57 am

      Ma’Khia Bryant could have been me…

      • Tomuckenfutch
        April 25, 2021 at 12:00 pm

        I don’t have all the facts but I know thr police acted stupidly.

        • fred
          May 1, 2021 at 9:52 am

          Once you do have all the facts, you will be saying what a hero that policeman was.

  • Cops VS Thugs = Cops Win
    April 25, 2021 at 6:53 am

    Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

  • Home Shopping from the TV station
    April 25, 2021 at 6:50 am

    Today only, while supplies last, limited time offer, Ma’Khia Bryant knife set. Special price – one knife Is missing from the rack. Clearance.

  • Michael Myers
    April 25, 2021 at 6:44 am

    She used a knife? The girl of my dreams!

    • Jason Voorhees
      April 25, 2021 at 6:45 am

      I saw her first. And I like dark meat.

    • Captain Trips
      Ted Bundy
      April 25, 2021 at 9:41 am

      I find a tire iron very effective

    • Captain Trips
      Freddy Kruger
      April 25, 2021 at 9:43 am

      I’m your boyfriend now Ma’Khia!

  • O. J. Simpson
    April 25, 2021 at 6:38 am

    NEVER give a knife to a black person.

    PS the five didn’t fit my hand, but the knife did.

  • Another Dumb Negro
    April 25, 2021 at 6:32 am

    Uh oh. Another “law abiding” negro was euthanized by police. 16 year old running around chasing people with a knife.

    Probably just telling people she’s cooking up steak for dinner? Can someone sharpen this knife? She’s dull.

    WTF

    Cops aren’t perfect. No human is. In this case. GOOD JOB COPS!

  • Dontkillyourselforiwill
    April 25, 2021 at 5:00 am

    Another cop killed a black man yesterday. Mans car broke down. The cop gave him a ride home. The man calls the cops because his brother won’t let him in a room. He goes outside with the phone up to his head talking to dispatch. The cop yells he has a gun to his head while blasting him 10 times. Other cops come and you can hear them saying “where’s the gun!?! There’s no gun” this cop blasted away at a dude who he thought was going to shoot himself ? Lmao ya cops are amazing and definitely definitely no need for more training. Lmao. Morons. It’s so funny it’s stupid. How are these people cops? Lmao.

    • Blacksarestronger
      April 25, 2021 at 5:13 am

      Oh nvm. He survived. Well he’s probably going to die still. I won’t be surprised if the cops visit him in the hospital room and mistake the tv remote for a gun to finish the job. Black people messed up a long time ago when they helped white people fight in the first and Second World War. Fun fact America would be owned by China now if it wasn’t for the black people fighting for the country during those wars. Imagine saving white people from Chinese people and they still treat you like shit. Lol. Why do you think we don’t have a war now ? Cause these dudes aren’t going to fight your war anymore and white people are mostly pussy so now no more wars and it’s just dick sucking world wide and giving up our country. Lmao.

      • Fool
        April 25, 2021 at 9:27 am

        Black History Month?

      • Are you going to tell us too?
        April 25, 2021 at 9:36 am

        That Blacks “built the country” because the picked crops and broke rocks?

        • Captain Trips
          Say No to Nogs
          April 25, 2021 at 9:43 am

          Well, look at all the utopias they built in Africa!

      • Death
        April 25, 2021 at 12:47 pm

        Hahaha…dumbass. we never fought China…we liberated China from Japan. wtf you mumbling about? See how twisted you get even the most documented facts? Now how do you suppose you’re going to understand something that happen in less than 5 seconds ?

      • Key Chang Cain
        April 25, 2021 at 5:54 pm

        These wars are over. And every day they are still protecting us from the Chinese.
        I guess that they didn’t get the memo.

      • Scratch your head, your balls need a break
        April 25, 2021 at 8:22 pm

        Bottom line, obey law enforcement, you won’t get shot, act like a threat and all bets are off!! You are a fucking retard if you think a cop should refrain from using deadly force until AFTER deadly force has been used!! I say fuck it, let em kill each other. Authorities should compile a list of those citizens that support law enforcement, and those that don’t. Upon a call coming into dispatch the caller could be identified and the dispatcher could only send the police to individuals that are listed a pro law enforcement. All others would be dispatched a social worker. We’d see real fast how many of these assholes change their tune. It blows my mind that they scream from the roof tops to abolish the police, but still call them. I have a theory that these fools want to get shot, they make the mistake of thinking the cops aim is as bad as their gang banging friends and they’ll survive the shooting, then sit back as Johnny Cochran sues the city.

      • fred
        May 1, 2021 at 10:14 am

        And don’t forget blacks invented everything, built everything of benefit to man too !!
        Those dirty crackers stole everything from the blacks and claimed it as their own.

        The fantasy is strong with this one.

  • Judge dread
    April 25, 2021 at 4:52 am

    Myrah works work Veeam Software? That is management software for VMware infrastructures. I think some people should let Veeam know let what kind of employees they have and the domestic abuser/long term criminals they support. Use cancel culture against this assholes.

    They are all about as useful as a dug up corpse.

  • Lynnfield House of Pizza
    April 25, 2021 at 4:25 am

    No Good Mavres

  • WTF
    April 25, 2021 at 4:21 am

    The only real reporting on this story, and it’s here.
    Not news organizations with huge budgets.
    Nobody with a brain was falling for that honor roll bullshit. Thanks for confirming it.

  • Dragon Wok Buffet
    April 25, 2021 at 3:23 am

    Sarah Prager you no come back!
    Its all you can eat not you eat all!

  • Spear Chucka
    April 25, 2021 at 2:57 am

    Not surprised…..

  • Kidstoucherinjefferson
    April 25, 2021 at 2:45 am

    So? What’s the point of this ? I don’t get it. Lmao. You’re just ripping people apart now for your weird agenda to protect cops and put black people down. It’s so weird. So when Turtleboy dies are we allowed to tear his mom apart how she literally ruined thousands of kids over the years in the school system which in return made lots of shitty people in the area so she’s solely responsible for lots of shitty people including Aidan. Do we dig way back and let the world know about Turtleboys dad who was known to touch Turtleboy and that’s why he has issues ?( He once told dudes at his frat on a drunk night. Should hear the stories they say about him) So now once Turtleboy dies the first thing everyone should do is talk about his dad that also likes touching little kids. Guess it runs in the family. Wouldn’t be surprised if mom touched kids in school. I bet she did.

    • 2wEntEe
      April 25, 2021 at 3:07 am

      Hahaha you must be new here..
      “Turtleboy” isn’t 1 person. Do ya homework honey. Clearly you’re the presumptuous type.

      • Turtlboyisblack
        April 25, 2021 at 3:25 am

        Lmao “Turtleboy isn’t one person” lmfao hmm well who gets the go fund me money ? Who’s name is it in? Who’s running for the school board? Who cheated on his lesbian gym teacher wife with a fat chick? Who had to beg his retired mom to help pay the mortgage? Who tried to claim unemployment with pua ? Who sits all day on his ass browsing the internet looking through other peoples lives while their wife is working hard being a lesbian coach? Mr Adog him self. Nuff said

        • ?..
          April 25, 2021 at 11:42 am

          You don’t say

        • 2wEntEe
          April 25, 2021 at 7:50 pm

          And somehow you are the only one who knows these things… Okay Ashley Hamdia Prager… whichever freak show you are.
          Work on your own life instead of trying to rain shit down on everybody else. All of these IP’s are logged so we’ll know exactly who you are by 4pm tomorrow

        • SPELLINGCOMMY
          May 1, 2021 at 9:31 am

          *HIS* wife, not their wife.

    • Dragon Wok
      April 25, 2021 at 3:22 am

      Sarah Prager you no come back!
      Its all you can eat not you eat all!

    • 2wEntEe
      April 25, 2021 at 8:49 am

      Ahhhh hahahaha you really think you know what you’re talking about but you couldn’t be more wrong. Please go on believing all that. It’s better you don’t know the truth.

  • Ozzy
    April 25, 2021 at 1:29 am

    Wish I was Rip Van Winkle

  • Confused Turtle Rider
    April 25, 2021 at 1:17 am

    Not sure if I should be asking this, but who actually names their kid “My’Angel” (oh, and they added that apostrophe too) ?

    (BTW it’s in the last pic of the honor roll before the screenshot of the article, for those who are trying to find it)

    • Confused Turtle Rider
      April 25, 2021 at 1:33 am

      Oh, and I forgot “Dyamond”, “Chanceonna”, “Keivontah”, “Shylannah”, “Zi’Kyea” and a few other interesting ones.

      • Armed and ready
        April 25, 2021 at 2:15 am

        Tarzan had pet chimp-cheetah

      • Captain Trips
        Curly Howard
        April 25, 2021 at 9:37 am

        The honor roll for that school is based upon a GPA of 2.5 or higher.

        The more names like that that exist in neighborhood, the lower the property values.

        Gee, why is that Moe?

        Nyuk Nyuk

      • Drunk cop
        April 25, 2021 at 11:32 am

        There was a black kid at the high-school in South Boston around 2001/2002 named “shithead”
        He didn’t pronounce it the way normal people do.

    • Confused Turtle Rider
      April 25, 2021 at 1:57 pm

      And we’re not even done yet. How did I even forget “Dezryana”, “Taejaniq”, “Queen Za’Kia”, “Vennasia”, “Daenecia”, “KaRon”, “Jalonnie”, “Ja’Miah”, “Ja’Marion”, “Daylan”, ‘Tai’Shon”, “Dezjira”, “Ta’Vion”, “Shannty”, “Tiasia”, and “A’Sylah?”

      To those who think I made all of these up: Please check the honor roll in the article. Those are actual names that some dimwits chose for their kids.

      • Deflateddoritodinks
        April 26, 2021 at 9:34 am

        It’s just to guarantee their resumes will be accidentally deleted by job recruiters.

    • Massholio
      April 26, 2021 at 9:36 am

      The apostrophe is for the welfare applications, or Angel would be a middle initial.

  • Malcolm the tenth
    April 25, 2021 at 1:10 am

    Myron is not a nog name. How can this be ? Was he hatched in a synagogue? Don’t you love the gold teeth! His baby momma looks like some cable I dropped yesterday! Myron missed his true calling, could have been the next Cassius Clay with all that fancy footwork, maybe Nike will name a sneaker after him? Anyway the good news is they hit the ghetto lottery, checks in the mail, not having a bank account could slow things down and take a bite out of the proceeds. By any means necessary!

    • Yo, His Moms Was Too Stupid...
      April 25, 2021 at 4:36 am

      …to spell “Moron” correctly.

    • Darwin
      April 25, 2021 at 9:09 am

      Is it racist to say that if they spent as much time figuring out weird names for their baby instead of working and providing to raise a child in a safe homeThat their lives would be better.

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