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Turns Out The Aiden Blarney Account That Tried To Sabotage Our Fundraiser And Knows Our Bloggers’ Names Is Someone We All Know


Thursday night on the Turtleboy Live show we unraveled one of the great mysteries of the world – who is Aidan Blarney?

It all began on December 21 when a fake Facebook account showed up on the Clarence Woods Emerson page bashing a fundraiser we organized and ended up postponing. Some of the accusations they made included that I’m a jobless former teacher with brainwashed followers who pay for my extravagant vacations, and that I pretend to have other bloggers because I fucked over all the bloggers I used to have.

They accused me (back in December) of going to Disney World, urged people to look at the Mrs’ page, outed three of my bloggers by name, and said that I should get a job.

Mr. Blarney criticized the upcoming raffle we were gonna have at the fundraiser that never happened because the blog is not a non-profit.

And finally Blarney went at me for allegedly firing Bret.

As you can see, turtle riders jumped all over this dude because he’s a fucking moron.

But he wasn’t like the usual trolls we got. This mother fucker knew A LOT! My friend Attorney Richard N. Vulva contacted me and asked who was behind it. There was speculation everywhere and turtle riders were pointing fingers at one another, as the fundraiser had become a contentious issue. But I had no idea who could possibly know that much information. It had to be someone who knew ALL of the following things that I hadn’t told anyone else:

  1. The names of three bloggers – Fiesty, SSTG, and NSTB. Except almost no one knew the real name of SSTG and NSTB, especially the latter. There was only one person who knew all three of those names.
  2. The fact that I went to Disney World. I didn’t tell anyone this either. I purposely avoided being in a single picture (except for the Tower of Terror one) because I thought it would be bad optics.(If I could do it again today I’d proudly jump in.) I told exactly one person outside of my family that I was going to Disney – the same person who knew the bloggers.
  3. Blarney purported to know a lot about raffles, nonprofits and the law surrounding them.
  4. Blarney said that I should get a job, even though I own and operate a business.
  5. Blarney blamed me for “firing” Bret.

Does this look like a man who had a good time at Disney?

I didn’t really give a shit at the time because it’s just some stupid troll. But then Blarney reappeared yesterday on Facebook to talk smack, which got me thinking – who could this person be. Then it clicked and I realized there was only one person who knew all of those things. It had to be someone who blogged for me (or else they wouldn’t know the names), someone I trusted with personal information (Disney), someone who knew about my wife’s Facebook picture, someone who had been vocally opposed to the fundraiser and had warned us that raffles were illegal except for nonprofits, and someone who had previously told me to get a job. Gee whiz, who could that be? Who has told me to get a job in the last week or so?


She also had the SAME EXACT issues with the fundraiser that Blarney did, particularly about nonprofits and raffles.

Bristol was the only person on earth who knew the names of those 3 bloggers, and only those 3 bloggers.

Bristol was the only person I told about Disney.

Bristol was the only person I told about a generous donation from a Napa resident, yet her friend Michelle Olson seemed to know all about when she came to my Facebook page demanding vacation receipts. She also complained about the same things Bristol did.

Except Michelle isn’t from Napa, she doesn’t know the woman who donated, and the woman who donated ended up showing up in the comments and calling her out on it.

Again, that’s three pieces of information that Kate was the ONLY PERSON aware of.

Oh, and for good measure she posted the Blarney account on a Turtleboy Facebook group and urged people to report it.

  1. She’s never, ever, ever done that before to any of the hundreds of troll accounts that show up on our page.
  2. Why would she want to report a page that’s saying the exact same things she is in private conversation?

When I realized this yesterday my stomach sank. I was being played the entire time and missed all the warning signs. Like the show on October 6, where she rolls her eyes at me at the 36:40 and 1:18:45, after being asked to share the fundrazr link.

It was clear at this point that she forgot that “Bristol Crew” is owned by Turtleboy. It’s hosted on the channel I created off of my brand. After the show she wasn’t happy with me for calling in and blamed me for not insuring the business 6 years ago when I had 1,000 followers and no idea what I was doing.

In December out of nowhere she told me she was incorporating and I was like….da fuq?

And for all the talk of, “we don’t care about money,” this was literally her motivation for creating the show in the first place (and she was inspired by Josh Abrams).

She literally told me that she was trying to “brand away” from Turtleboy on YouTube.

I’m almost embarrassed that I didn’t realize I was being set up this entire time. What a maroon!!

Last week she said that she was gonna have SSTG come on her show and spill the beans or something. She ended up accidentally doxxing her in the Discord cult.


Turns out SSTG wasn’t happy about this, nor are the other bloggers who she outed using the alias Aiden Blarney.

The plan this entire time was to use Turtleboy, even though she apparently hated my business model, which she readily admits:

The plan was always to build trust with me and turtle riders, establish herself as the voice of domestic violence victims like Sam Cardin, and then lead them away from Turtleboy to the Discord group. It’s a literal cult in there. The motto – “Turtleboy has fans, we have friends.”

That’s the cultiest thing I’ve ever heard.

In her group she doesn’t just care about her – she cares about protecting her friends.

I figured after showing all of this undeniable evidence that she was behind the Blarney account that she’d have to come clean. I mean, no one could possibly be dumb enough to believe it wasn’t her with THAT much evidence. Indeed many have left or questioned her:

But for the most part she’s just doubling down, victimizing herself, claiming that I was only doing this because they got 1,000 YouTube subscribers.

Threatening to end the Bristol Crew show just so people would beg her not to.

Some of her cult members who have an actual functioning brain and could clearly see that it’s undeniable that she’s behind the account, even tried to give her an out. Others, not so much.

This guy literally gave her a script to basically say, “Yea, I said it. I was angry and he’s an asshole and I was too scared to tell him that using my real name.” And she just kept on with the lie.

She was up until 4 AM rambling on calling me a liar hoping people would believe it.

It’s really simple if she wants to prove she’s not Blarney – give me the name of someone else who knows the names of those 3 bloggers, knows I went to Disney, references state raffle laws, claims to know a lot about nonprofits, and thinks I should get a job. Turns out she had “more pressing matters” to investigate.

Ya know, like where did Josh Abrams take a dump last weekend?

Oh, and last week on her show she said she wasn’t starting a blog. Then 3 days later she was dry begging for people to ask her to start a blog which she apparently has all planned out already.

“I’m not starting a blog.”

“I have a meeting with an insurance agent and an entire business plan for a blog ready to go.”

Look guys, the reason I’m posting this is because this chick scammed the fuck out of me. The Trojan Bristol earned my favor, pretended to be a good friend, used me for my platform, got me to trust her with shit I’ve never told anyone else, actively tried to sabotage a fundraiser, made business deals with advertisers behind my back, was openly insubordinate and disrespectful, and got one of the greatest ego trips of all time.

Gonna be hard to ever trust anyone again after this. I’ve NEVER trusted any non-family member the way I trusted her.

As my girl Sara said last night when she called into the show – you can’t be on both teams anymore. A lot of people have told me, “I’m gonna support your show and her’s too.” If you do that, you’re supporting someone who actively harmed this blog. She’s no different than any other ratchet we’ve blogged about. She’s just a better salesman. So get the fuck out of here with your “I support both” bullshit, because I don’t want you here if you do. Go over there and watch Joe Orga panels with the 10 people left on Discord.



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88 Comment(s)
  • Fake Profiles Galore
    February 24, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Wait what? A blog complaining about a fake troll profile from a blog who is the biggest fake profile troll himself? That is so rich it fucking GAY! Unc runs about 27 fake profiles to prop up his blog and steer opinion and discussion in his posts. Wow, tell us how this isn’t everything Unc says he is? This blog is what it is. Funny but has lost its way.

  • Damn.
    February 24, 2020 at 11:46 am

    If you didn’t realize after her blog about being a survivor, her insistence to point out she’s not a conservative but she still somehow wanted to blog for this site…you were dealing with a woman that shows potential for having borderline personality disorder, and certainly a grandiose sense of self importance. People like this will damage everyone they get close to. people saw her being a shit stain on this blog for a long time. And most people that follow the blog faithfully assume you and her were extracurricular at some point.

    • Pearl Necklace
      February 25, 2020 at 8:32 am

      probably anal while she was flyin on percs and Newport lights

  • Dying Blog
    February 24, 2020 at 11:06 am

    I just read Unc’s latest Facebook tirade post. This guy is falling apart faster than his marriage is going to. It’s Bristol or him, plain and simple. That’s the position of a petty man. He thinks his home made persona of Turtleboy is something to be prou d of when everyone laughs at him and not with him. He may think he is on top of the game but realistically he is a clown. Take a good look at all these comments “turtle boy” because it’s the pulse of a dying blog.

  • Majic Erika
    February 24, 2020 at 10:36 am

    wow a site about people arguing on facebook and selling ebt cards isn’t prospering? overdose and die you fucking losers. your girlfriends finger themselves to your enemies. bank on it, then spank on it. faagots.

    • Eric Carmen
      February 25, 2020 at 8:35 am

      you’re a filthy slut with small titties for such a fat broad

  • Lemming Master
    February 24, 2020 at 9:23 am

    Where there is smoke there is fire. Too many people say the same things about Unc for them NOT to be true. His claim about Bristol is dubious at best as well. Unc is a power hungry tool who feels empowered by his band of merry lemmings that he can unleash and give him a wee boner. Anyone who blindly follows this guy, which is most if not all of the impending down voters, should buy a TBS shirt and wear it like the proverbial Worcester confederate flag. How embarrassing it must be to be Unc’s wife.

    February 24, 2020 at 7:43 am

    The cancer is gone and you’re in remission. Gus started a new mantra! Turtle On! Print some tees – I’ll buy them! We’re still sporting the Free TB shirts here! Hope you and your family loved WDW.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    February 23, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Bristol came here as butterfly, and left as a caterpillar.

    • Kermit the Frog
      February 24, 2020 at 9:57 am

      She’s leaving more like Mothra

  • That pic though
    February 23, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    As far as the pic Does this look like someone who’s enjoying Disney??
    No not at all. It looks like an angry anti social 13 yr. old boy who doesn’t know how to dress himself ruining the experience and the entire pic for everyone else that’s in it.
    Your poor wife and kids, they must be so miserable.

    February 23, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Whoever recommended MB Lounge in Worcester for good bar to get in a fight at, thanks a bunch! Great time. Great fighters. My brother Earl got in a fight with some drunk dude and ended up losing his pants but it was a great fight.

    • C'est La Vie
      February 24, 2020 at 9:58 am

      One man’s fight is another man’s foreplay

  • Jordis
    February 23, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Bristol/Kate/Blarney/Greasy Haired sloppy fat ass ..You are seriously a head case, attention seeking, disaster in a bra. You think attempting to make everyone else look bad will in some way make you look good? The whole world could get an acid facemask and you’d still be a Fall River 3, A Worchester 4 and a New Bedford 2. Fitchburg would make you their queen though. So you have that going for you.

  • Bob's Your UncleTurtleBoy
    February 23, 2020 at 10:33 am

    New advertiser TB? The one that jumped ship to go to Bristol, did she get them on TBS originally? Did you ever thank her for that? Don’t let that door hit you on it’s way down.
    Maybe you should consider getting the Stanley Brothers to advertise, they’d fit in perfectly here.
    Are you having these new guys monitor the dumpster in your back yard? Can we get pics when the alarm goes off?

  • One ugly bitch
    February 23, 2020 at 10:18 am

    Bristol has a hook nose and looks like a dude. Anyone who thinks she is good looking is a faggot.

  • TB sounds like a DoucheTwinkie
    February 23, 2020 at 9:00 am

    Begging for donations, going to Disney, fake checks, alienating every single person whom he has ever worked with. You people are drinking Kool-Aid.

  • Bristol is a Vapid Cunt
    February 23, 2020 at 8:21 am

    I like to think about what a woman looks like first thing in the morning, without all the paint and constraining garments.
    Do people remember her first Livestream? Yeah, that one, where she looked like her hair had last been washed in 2017? That was enough for me. The next one was cleaned up a bit and still fell short of what I wanted to see, so no Bristol livestreams for me.
    Her approach was kinda nice, and the blogs were interesting. Then she got this obsession with Josh and his crew, and just fixated on that crap. And I started skipping her blogs.
    Meanwhile, she’s building her name and brand on the Turtleboy platform and
    for most of that time?
    Bristol, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

  • Kate Is Great Turtle Boy is a Boy
    February 23, 2020 at 3:52 am

    I’ve been keeping score of this debacle, so far the score is
    KATE – 5
    Turtle Little Boy – 0

  • Kate Is Great Turtle Boy is a Boy
    February 23, 2020 at 3:50 am

    So basically Turtle Little Boy got by a little girl?

  • Right Wing Death Squad
    February 22, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    All women think they’re the center of the universe and care only for themselves. They destroy marriages and fuck up their own kids by keeping them from their dad and they will do it just on a whim and without a care in the world who gets hurt in the process, the only concern is how she feels. It’s insane to ever trust them or allow them to feel they’re your equal let alone better than you. That being said I’ve noticed Turtleboy has a tendency to encourage this kind of behavior so hopefully he’ll learn from this. Stop white knighting and attacking men as abusive, misogynist, and racist. Not everyone can be an alpha but there’s no excuse for being a gamma

    • Every Decent Guy Out There
      February 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

      The reason you get no pussy…. is you. Ha! What a sad cunt you are!!

      • Right Wing Death Squad
        February 23, 2020 at 7:47 pm

        Actually I’m married with 6 children I get pussy any time I want, truthfully a lot of times when I don’t even want to because I don’t worry just about my own personal needs and wants. Also I slept with more women than can accurately count and if I could do it all over again I would not have sex until I was married. All it ever got me was an STD and various financial and legal problems in exchange for a little fun and a few fleeting moment’s of physical pleasure that more often than not was quite a disappointment. Women have no real value outside sex and reproduction and you know this that’s why you always attack by threatening to withhold pussy or by calling someone an incel and accusing them of being incapable of getting laid. All men with any self respect understand their masculinity and worth have nothing to do with the ability to talk a woman into spreading her legs. Ordinarily I would just smile and say you’re cute when you’re angry because I don’t care what you think or how you feel and you know as well as I do that I’m right, I’m giving this response so younger men can learn from my mistakes and instead of chasing tail can work on bettering themselves and building their empire, then they can find a young untainted woman to marry and have children. Use prostitutes if you must guys but don’t have children out of wedlock and don’t waste your time and resources on worthless skanks. Women are merely mobile womb carrying devices for our childrenthen when they’re financially secure they can start looking

        • Bristol Gon’ Catch These Hands
          February 24, 2020 at 6:45 am

          Right wing- 6 kids? And are they all boys? Or are you going to look at your own daughter and tell her shes nothing but a useless cum dumpster? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? No doubt in my mind your some fucking crusty ass fat dude with a tiny pecker that ya wife wont even suck, with decomposed bodies in your basement. Psychopath!!!

          • Right Wing Death Squad
            February 24, 2020 at 8:58 pm

            Lol thanks for that we’re getting a kick out of how far off you are. I was big into lifting for about 15 years, trained in combat sports and martial arts my whole life, and I’m a mason I’m fucking jacked bud. I also have a 8 inch dick so yeah not the biggest but I’m doing alright. And no 5 boys 1 girl and she was raised right she’s not trash and follows God’s word. I couldn’t have asked for a more intelligent, even tempered, hard working daughter. She knows what God put her on earth for and she’s on the right path

          • Mason Myself
            February 25, 2020 at 8:47 am

            you measured your cock? That’s what faggots do, Mr Bricksticker

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    February 22, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    Can’t say I’m surprised how things have turned out, TB. I warned you years ago that hiring bloggers whose only talent is to shit stir and create drama with columns about rando Fakebook sluts, cheats, crazies, etc just to increase content and drive ads was a mistake. Sure enough, you’ve been banned/censored by Goggle, Fakebook, Twitter, etc. That doesn’t affect me because I have a life and don’t need to get validation from online sheep, but I know it’s critical to keeping a blog viable. And the reputation you earned as a real investigative journalist and free speech supporter (Mosaic, MSP, etc) have suffered greatly because of the focus on insane chick bullshit like ratchets, etc. Have you noticed that none (except Gaffney) of the public people you put in the graveyard have sued you – but oxygen thiefs like Rian and that yoga prostitute are? Or that bloggers that only write about ratchet BS turn out to be ratchet ex-employees? Or that the majority of your audience (now) would themselves be perfect subjects for a ratchet blog, but by the grace of God have so far dodged that bullet?
    You need to decide – are you in it for the money or for free speech and exposing corruption/fraud? I know you need to make a living – but credibility and integrity can’t be bought.

  • Kate
    February 22, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    Seriously look at this cunt. She bitches at TB for taking donations and this bitch offers this for $15 a month
    “ Thank you for your contribution! We’ll give you a shout out (First name and last initial) at the end of each livestream with Bristol and the crew!”

    See Turtleboy. All you have to do is offer fucking shoutouts. Bristol. I pray someone kicks your ass.

  • Bristol
    February 22, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    Oh Bristol I hope you get cunt punched.
    “ We’re certainly not looking to make a huge profit off our efforts, however, creating this content is not free and we have been paying out of pocket to cover expenses. Your support will help us cover studio and equipment costs, support the brand, as well as help us pay our production crew”
    No cunt. Why should you be able to live off donations.. omg. I hate this bitch.

  • Bristol
    February 22, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    been reading turtleboy for like 5 years now and have never even heard of this chick, thought Bristol crew just meant your bloggers from Bristol. Maybe it’s because I’ve never watched your youtube channel or something but I doubt anyone really gives a shit about her, she wont be shit without you guys lol.

    February 22, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Anybody getting wasted tonight? What’s a good bar to go start a fight at? I’m banned from Partners

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      February 22, 2020 at 9:00 pm

      MB Lounge in Worcester would be good for you.

      • TITTY
        February 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

        Awesome I’m on my way and bringing my brother Earl with me

  • LawyerSuper
    February 22, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    Give her the big ignore. Most would never anything about her except for your own blogs.

    BTW-who is the Feisty Turtle? She was bright and funny. If she had a blog, I’d check that out.

    Bristol is just the same boring stuff, on repeat.

  • Crispy C
    February 22, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Bristol is a semi-ratchet and only slightly smarter and slightly better looking than Camel Toe Truck Girl.

    You made a little something out of her. She wants attention now. I’ll pass. But I plan on sticking around here. And I hope you had a great time at WDW.

    She knows all too well that poking the turtle is a bad idea.

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 22, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    I’m sticking with Turtleboy no matter what.

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    February 22, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    What a two-faced whore….the Bristol crew ain’t shit. TB has brand recognition and will come out on top as usual….

    • P Disguisee
      Pistachio Disguisee
      February 23, 2020 at 9:57 am

      Wow who would have guessed that all 3 members of the notorious Bristol Crew would gimme a thumbs down?!! What a slippery bitch!!!

  • slut shamer
    February 22, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    fucking whore lives on percs and her dildo

  • randiguy2006
    February 22, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    Turns out you two are more rachet than the rachets.

    Anyway. Fun to watch you implode as we all knew you would eventually.

  • Keep your chin up, you got this!
    February 22, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    I hate to admit it. But DAMN, I feel bad for Unc. Being betrayed by someone you thought was a friend SUCKS! Being backstabbed and lied about SUCKS! Having it ruined and tarnish your business and reputation you worked hard for all destroyed by an tainted so called ” friend” SUCKS! Having someone you viewed as a friend drag your name thru the mudd and destroy your livelihood and trust SUCKS! YEP……..I HONESTLY feel wicked bad for him right NOW. I truly do. No-one deserves this at ALL. But…mark my words. He will rise above THIS and turtle on. He is TURTLEBOY!! He just needs to remember that and he will get pass this. Is track stars can jump hurdles like nobodies business….fast and furious wins the race. This too shall pass for him.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    February 22, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    I just want to say a couple things.
    1. I love TB and have since i found it. It was long before bristol showed up so I will continue to support Turtle boy.
    2. When people go into any other business be it a restaurant, a gym, or even hire a contractor and so one no one demands to see their business expenses. That would be fucking ridiculous and if someone actually tried doing that they would be laughed out of whatever business they tried to strong arm into doing so. If you ask me fuck anyone who wants to see your business/ personal information like that. Those numbers are for you and the tax man only and anyone trying to pressure you into posting them is just a troll and most definitely not a true turtle rider. ( they may even be trying to figure out what their own expenses would be if they were to try to compete with you on your level.)
    3. What the hell is with all the woman bashing in the comments.. Not all woman are cunts most yes but not all.. Believe it or not there are still decent ones left in this world you just need to know where to find them.. Hint its NOT in a bar or strip club.
    4. Don’t let one cunt ruin your trust in all people if you do that then they win.
    5. Contrary to popular belief you do NOT need to be incorporated or llc to have a legitimate business. You can in fact be a sole proprietor and or DBA and have a very successful business, especially if you have no employees and don’t think you will need a lawyer if someone sues you. You can represent yourself in court or if your like me you just have enough confidence in your work, ethics, and have good morals and know no one would ever have a legitimate reason to sue you. So long as you keep your business expenses separated from your personal ones and keep good records for tax time there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a sole proprietor or dba.
    6. That is all .. Turtle on my friends

  • Dude Ripclub
    February 22, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    I’m famous!

  • Fake N Truth
    February 22, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Other than entertainment value TBS is just a stupid Facebook page with no news value. You have to laugh when turtle riders say this is where they get their news or how Unc is the only real news outlet. He thinks you all are a bunch of idiots and you truly are. Unc sure is colorful and funny but n reality where most of us live he is a loser. Literally runs a pod cast in his basement and wears gay green shoes and clothes to complete his Turtleboy costume. This entire episode is long overdue and many of us cannot wait till he gets his ass handed to him one day in a fight he will surely loose. Somehow he will make himself the victim and ask for a donation. Imagine being his kids when they become old enough to realize what he is and why he was absent in their childhood. Sad.

    • Kate
      February 22, 2020 at 7:35 pm

      Shut up cunt. You keep giving yourself away. Go play on your blog and lousy youtube channel.
      Remember bitch, everyone is Turtleboy and you fucked with and lied to too many people. Sabotage time.
      I can’t stand cunts like you. You think everyone is stupid and have that white fucking savior attitude. And you think you know every fucking thing. You cunt.

    • Jeff J
      Someone's Jealous
      February 22, 2020 at 7:50 pm

      “Other than entertainment value….” No shit dumbfuck, that’s MAINLY what the blog is for. Occasionally there will be a blog that exposes some high level ratchetry and becomes a big story but most of us are here solely for the entertainment. Wtf are you talking about when you insinuate that he’s an absentee father?? You’re either just an occasional spectator or a complete retard. I’ll go with complete retard. He literally talks about doing shit with them all the time. You sound like a whiny bitch.

      • Lessonlearned
        February 22, 2020 at 10:17 pm

        Oh this is Hilarious, Brett got what he deserves. Should have listened to his REAL friends. Not the Uncle Perv, Ego Maniac. Poor Pam, aka SSTG reincarnated too many times to count. AND those brainwashed followers who think every person that outs him was written about or was playing him. He uses and abuses. This is a pattern to anyone in his way. AKA his lawyer friend he screwed. Fiesty that he literally screwed. The original SSTG he screwed. But now all you that stayed trying to suck his pee pee. No pity. You get what you deserve. He is a power hungry p.o.s.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    February 22, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    What a devious, sneaky, manipulative, miserable, jealous bitch Bristol turned out to be. She is not even attractive IMO. She has nothing going for her.

    You can tell she totally vindictive, miserable, untrustworthy, and jealous.

    Full of venom.

    Hope I never hear her name again.

    Off with her head.

  • Drl
    February 22, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Got your back always

  • Mr.Thirsty
    February 22, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    Oh god not Bristol chick again. She’s like a bad fart that won’t go away.

  • Gus
    February 22, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Damn, that struck a cord. I wanna be friends and a fan. I am so hurt.
    Turtle on my friend, Turtle on!

  • LOL
    February 22, 2020 at 11:42 am

    So, to sum up… “I’ve NEVER trusted any non-family member the way I trusted her.”
    ….’cuz you wanted to get your dick sticky!!!….

    • Micro Penis
      February 22, 2020 at 11:59 am

      Yup, you know Unc was turned on by her. He was all smitten she was probably grossed out. No woman likes little Nazis with a micro penis. He had his future planned out, ditch pilled out Julie and the whining kids and grow TBS with Bristol. Now he is hurt and lashing out. This consumes him……haaaaaa!

      • Brad Notpitt
        February 22, 2020 at 9:46 pm

        I don’t think uncle likes the heffers. No idea what his wife looks like but uncle looks pretty fit. Bristol is a bbw, i like them and she is highly fuckable in my world but my standard is lower than average. I believe in the past she mentioned she had a husband. Poor guy

    • Kate
      February 22, 2020 at 7:39 pm

      LOL with that ugly bitch? You think TB wanted to fuck Kate? She’s so fucking ugly. Like one of her “fans” said, look likes she has Caterpillars on her eyes with those ugly ill places fake eyelashes. TB would wouldn’t put his family jewels in that big stretched out oven.

      • Dorinda
        February 22, 2020 at 8:32 pm

        Unc does not want to put his pecker in the Holland Tunnel.. oops I mean Bristol Kate Peter’s pussy.

  • Heil, mein Führer!
    February 22, 2020 at 11:16 am

    Funny, you bash people who disagree with you. You’ve called people names, you’ve told them to fuck off and NOW, now….you want to control who they watch. I don’t think you’ve proven a strong enough case to issue ultimatums. “As my girl Sara said last night when she called into the show – you can’t be on both teams anymore.” Soo, in essence you are decrying people who follow Bristol as cult members while DEMANDING your followers become cult members. Makes perfect sense.

    • Startled Pancake
      February 22, 2020 at 11:28 am

      G’wan, get the fuck outta here.

      Also you write like a bitch. Show us your tits.

  • ChipChipperson
    February 22, 2020 at 11:12 am

    “an illegal fundraiser” – lol, were you funneling money to FARC training camps in the Colombian jungle?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 22, 2020 at 10:52 am

    “Gonna be hard to ever trust anyone again after this.” Easy fix Uncle T. Don’t hire women. I would think the demo of your audience is overwhelmingly men. Gear future content toward sports, politics, current events (like Callahan’s podcast, minus the Monday faggot) and of course ratchet blogs.

    • Paul Lepage
      February 22, 2020 at 9:18 pm

      His audience is about 50/50 men/women. Probably seems like his audience is overwhelming men because this comment section is. It’s like the same 20 guys jerkin’ each other everyday. Love the blogs though. It’s been a few months since I ventured down here to the comments. Nothing’s changed. Same bitter basement dwellers. Desperately trying to come up with something clever to say, then running back here a couple hours later to see how many thumbs up they got. Sad. Don’t waste your time trying to figure out some witty way of telling me to fuck myself. I’m out. Won’t be back.


  • Bloop
    February 22, 2020 at 10:46 am

    Bristol is white trash and proud. She readily admits that she comes from the gutter. The issue is that she thinks she’s climbed out of the gutter when the reality is, she never left. She just got more comfortable being the trash that she is. Don’t worry, in 5 years when she’s piss poor AGAIN, she’ll crawl back looking for a handout, like all garbage does.
    Trying to be a writer when your writing is awful, is one thing. Trying to be a writer when your writing is awful and you’re a cunt, it’s a whole different ball of trash. She’ll be doing cam work soon. But only from the waist up and neck down. Everywhere else is a train wreck you wouldn’t want to see.

  • Truth
    February 22, 2020 at 10:34 am

    Advice to all parties. Ghosting works. Go your own way. Move on with your life. Nobody cares about your personal drama. Nobody wants to read about it.

    • Kate
      February 22, 2020 at 7:41 pm

      I actually like hearing about what a bitch Bristol is.

  • Mike Muppet
    February 22, 2020 at 10:28 am

    It’s too bad Bristol turned out to be a piece of human trash.

  • Mirror Mirror on the Wall
    February 22, 2020 at 10:23 am

    What a fucking loser you are. Your pic at Disney shows exactly what you are. A pathetic, sour, angry little man. Why don’t you sit down, look in the mirror, and repeat after me “I am Turtleboy” Fucking gay. You are losing your shit as you unravel before us all. Your blogs about Bristol have been a real look into who you are. Someone who no one wants to be friends with and a total hypocrit. And for your “free speech” ride or die skit……STOP deleting comments.

    • Mike Muppet
      February 22, 2020 at 10:30 am

      Lol, waahh. Trash bin Bristol is calling you.

  • Fred Marks
    February 22, 2020 at 10:15 am

    This is way more important/personal to TB than to any of us. There is no way he couldn’t write about it/vent.

    Everybody that has urged him to leave it alone would really need to do the same if they were in his shoes. I for one am glad he wrote about it, happy I know the truth now and unless something else significant happens looking forward to post Bristol posts.

  • Rod Ramsey
    February 22, 2020 at 10:02 am

    Wuddabitch wuddabitch wuddabitchhh

  • Bristol_is_craycray
    February 22, 2020 at 9:49 am

    Bristol has deep issues. I seriously hope she gets professional help and finds some peace.

    February 22, 2020 at 9:02 am

    Yes I love it when my brothers see the light and see the wahhmans for what they really are!

    • Said Everyone
      February 22, 2020 at 9:37 pm

      What a fucking loser you are bro.

  • Caravaggio's old sweat socks
    February 22, 2020 at 8:59 am

    You have every right to make money with your business. I understand why you wanted to control optics but don’t repeat that mistake. You provide a service that people want and for which they are willing to pay. I think some dim bulbs don’t understand the term “donation” and think it means that TBS is some sort of non-profit. They are also conditioned to expect everything they consume on the Internet to be free. They have no idea that actual people have to put time and effort into developing compelling content.

    You have an LLC. That means this is a business. You have every right to be paid for your work.

    I checked out BC content and I don’t think it has legs. That’s their problem. Put this to rest and let’s get on with more shaming of contemptible people.

    PS: I had no idea that Milford was such a treasure trove. Heidi is enough of a freak but now we have Nikki. We need nudz.

  • Sal O’Mal
    February 22, 2020 at 8:53 am

    Blinded by the bewbs.

  • The Great Gazoo
    February 22, 2020 at 8:46 am

    I’d still deliver a load of chowder to her baby incubator, and be gone before she can thank me. Like most women, as soon as she starts talking I lose interest

  • Takes trips and hides from pics
    February 22, 2020 at 8:33 am

    So you took a trip to Disney but then hid from any pictures because as you said you didn’t want it to look bad. That’s not only shady asf but premeditated.
    You write about these ratchets and their scams but I’m of the belief it is out of jealousy.
    Now that you are eating yourself from the inside while also telling your readers if they also like other content to leave. How about showing the remaining readers your expenses you know business expenses not the scammy ones like cell phones for the family , mortgage payments,
    going out to eat, taking trips, etc
    I mean like actual business expenses bc there aren’t many and your adsense more than covers them. You cant and wont shut the fuck up narcissist with an ego so put your money where your mouth is. Just keep digging the tapes will come eventually and the graveyard will be full.

    • Startled Pancake
      February 22, 2020 at 11:31 am

      Wall of Text.

      Faggot Shit.

      February 22, 2020 at 11:35 am

      He hid from taking pics at Disney because he’s still wanted by police for that time he whipped it out at a bunch of old ladies in the Spags parking lot

    • Bristol
      February 22, 2020 at 7:46 pm

      Who the fuck cares. No one owes you a goddamn thing Bristol. Go fuck yourself long and hard.

  • Black Turtle Rider
    February 22, 2020 at 7:53 am

    Don’t beat yourself up over this Uncle. Bristol has mastered one of deceptive traits in women, the female chameleon. Most guys don’t realize this until way after the fact. It’s a shame because she has done some decent content for your blog. Hopefully you’ll be able to trust folk again down the line too. Just be more cautious about who you do business with in the future.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 22, 2020 at 7:41 am

    Just let it go, the more “press” you give the girl, the more people check out her stuff. She will never get your numbers of followers or advertisers, unless you keep talking about her. We’ve all been played by someone from time to time, All the time she put into scamming you will turn out to be wasted time that would have been better spent growing up.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's climate crisis hotline
    February 22, 2020 at 7:25 am

    I read TB because there is real journalism or news from time to time.. do people really care about some silly girl who blogs? Ignore the hag and give us the news that matters, we know your legit.

  • Ton Dou
    February 22, 2020 at 7:13 am

    • Dr Phil
      February 22, 2020 at 10:31 am

      You need help

  • Lipstickhippie
    February 22, 2020 at 6:51 am

    It’s funny how she thinks she’s a big YouTube “celebrity” now. I watched one of her shows and was almost bored right into a coma. She’s throwing shade at TB to distract from her own sad existence.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 22, 2020 at 4:23 am

    i lived, worked and drank in Chatham when Kristol did the same, and felt for her at the time as someone in bad circumstances. lately i believed in her rap that she had grown as a woman, with something of a spiritual side to her personality. turns out she simply grew into someone holier than thou, and behaves as a woman scorned, with similar actions to those of long ago….

    i understand that it is difficult to deal with someone in the grip of mania, but its up to you, Uncle, to let it go. she is only damaging herself.

  • TLDR
    February 22, 2020 at 2:26 am

    I’m not reading all of this shit, you’re on Minihane levels of spastic now.

  • Call the wambulance
    February 22, 2020 at 2:10 am

    Ya get what ya give

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