Thursday night on the Turtleboy Live show we unraveled one of the great mysteries of the world – who is Aidan Blarney?
It all began on December 21 when a fake Facebook account showed up on the Clarence Woods Emerson page bashing a fundraiser we organized and ended up postponing. Some of the accusations they made included that I’m a jobless former teacher with brainwashed followers who pay for my extravagant vacations, and that I pretend to have other bloggers because I fucked over all the bloggers I used to have.
They accused me (back in December) of going to Disney World, urged people to look at the Mrs’ page, outed three of my bloggers by name, and said that I should get a job.
Mr. Blarney criticized the upcoming raffle we were gonna have at the fundraiser that never happened because the blog is not a non-profit.
And finally Blarney went at me for allegedly firing Bret.
As you can see, turtle riders jumped all over this dude because he’s a fucking moron.
But he wasn’t like the usual trolls we got. This mother fucker knew A LOT! My friend Attorney Richard N. Vulva contacted me and asked who was behind it. There was speculation everywhere and turtle riders were pointing fingers at one another, as the fundraiser had become a contentious issue. But I had no idea who could possibly know that much information. It had to be someone who knew ALL of the following things that I hadn’t told anyone else:
- The names of three bloggers – Fiesty, SSTG, and NSTB. Except almost no one knew the real name of SSTG and NSTB, especially the latter. There was only one person who knew all three of those names.
- The fact that I went to Disney World. I didn’t tell anyone this either. I purposely avoided being in a single picture (except for the Tower of Terror one) because I thought it would be bad optics.(If I could do it again today I’d proudly jump in.) I told exactly one person outside of my family that I was going to Disney – the same person who knew the bloggers.
- Blarney purported to know a lot about raffles, nonprofits and the law surrounding them.
- Blarney said that I should get a job, even though I own and operate a business.
- Blarney blamed me for “firing” Bret.
Does this look like a man who had a good time at Disney?
I didn’t really give a shit at the time because it’s just some stupid troll. But then Blarney reappeared yesterday on Facebook to talk smack, which got me thinking – who could this person be. Then it clicked and I realized there was only one person who knew all of those things. It had to be someone who blogged for me (or else they wouldn’t know the names), someone I trusted with personal information (Disney), someone who knew about my wife’s Facebook picture, someone who had been vocally opposed to the fundraiser and had warned us that raffles were illegal except for nonprofits, and someone who had previously told me to get a job. Gee whiz, who could that be? Who has told me to get a job in the last week or so?
She also had the SAME EXACT issues with the fundraiser that Blarney did, particularly about nonprofits and raffles.
Bristol was the only person on earth who knew the names of those 3 bloggers, and only those 3 bloggers.
Bristol was the only person I told about Disney.
Bristol was the only person I told about a generous donation from a Napa resident, yet her friend Michelle Olson seemed to know all about when she came to my Facebook page demanding vacation receipts. She also complained about the same things Bristol did.
Except Michelle isn’t from Napa, she doesn’t know the woman who donated, and the woman who donated ended up showing up in the comments and calling her out on it.
Again, that’s three pieces of information that Kate was the ONLY PERSON aware of.
Oh, and for good measure she posted the Blarney account on a Turtleboy Facebook group and urged people to report it.
- She’s never, ever, ever done that before to any of the hundreds of troll accounts that show up on our page.
- Why would she want to report a page that’s saying the exact same things she is in private conversation?
When I realized this yesterday my stomach sank. I was being played the entire time and missed all the warning signs. Like the show on October 6, where she rolls her eyes at me at the 36:40 and 1:18:45, after being asked to share the fundrazr link.
It was clear at this point that she forgot that “Bristol Crew” is owned by Turtleboy. It’s hosted on the channel I created off of my brand. After the show she wasn’t happy with me for calling in and blamed me for not insuring the business 6 years ago when I had 1,000 followers and no idea what I was doing.
In December out of nowhere she told me she was incorporating and I was like….da fuq?
And for all the talk of, “we don’t care about money,” this was literally her motivation for creating the show in the first place (and she was inspired by Josh Abrams).
She literally told me that she was trying to “brand away” from Turtleboy on YouTube.
I’m almost embarrassed that I didn’t realize I was being set up this entire time. What a maroon!!
Last week she said that she was gonna have SSTG come on her show and spill the beans or something. She ended up accidentally doxxing her in the Discord cult.
Turns out SSTG wasn’t happy about this, nor are the other bloggers who she outed using the alias Aiden Blarney.
The plan this entire time was to use Turtleboy, even though she apparently hated my business model, which she readily admits:
The plan was always to build trust with me and turtle riders, establish herself as the voice of domestic violence victims like Sam Cardin, and then lead them away from Turtleboy to the Discord group. It’s a literal cult in there. The motto – “Turtleboy has fans, we have friends.”
That’s the cultiest thing I’ve ever heard.
In her group she doesn’t just care about her – she cares about protecting her friends.
I figured after showing all of this undeniable evidence that she was behind the Blarney account that she’d have to come clean. I mean, no one could possibly be dumb enough to believe it wasn’t her with THAT much evidence. Indeed many have left or questioned her:
But for the most part she’s just doubling down, victimizing herself, claiming that I was only doing this because they got 1,000 YouTube subscribers.
Threatening to end the Bristol Crew show just so people would beg her not to.
Some of her cult members who have an actual functioning brain and could clearly see that it’s undeniable that she’s behind the account, even tried to give her an out. Others, not so much.
This guy literally gave her a script to basically say, “Yea, I said it. I was angry and he’s an asshole and I was too scared to tell him that using my real name.” And she just kept on with the lie.
She was up until 4 AM rambling on calling me a liar hoping people would believe it.
It’s really simple if she wants to prove she’s not Blarney – give me the name of someone else who knows the names of those 3 bloggers, knows I went to Disney, references state raffle laws, claims to know a lot about nonprofits, and thinks I should get a job. Turns out she had “more pressing matters” to investigate.
Ya know, like where did Josh Abrams take a dump last weekend?
Oh, and last week on her show she said she wasn’t starting a blog. Then 3 days later she was dry begging for people to ask her to start a blog which she apparently has all planned out already.
“I’m not starting a blog.”
“I have a meeting with an insurance agent and an entire business plan for a blog ready to go.”
Look guys, the reason I’m posting this is because this chick scammed the fuck out of me. The Trojan Bristol earned my favor, pretended to be a good friend, used me for my platform, got me to trust her with shit I’ve never told anyone else, actively tried to sabotage a fundraiser, made business deals with advertisers behind my back, was openly insubordinate and disrespectful, and got one of the greatest ego trips of all time.
Gonna be hard to ever trust anyone again after this. I’ve NEVER trusted any non-family member the way I trusted her.
As my girl Sara said last night when she called into the show – you can’t be on both teams anymore. A lot of people have told me, “I’m gonna support your show and her’s too.” If you do that, you’re supporting someone who actively harmed this blog. She’s no different than any other ratchet we’ve blogged about. She’s just a better salesman. So get the fuck out of here with your “I support both” bullshit, because I don’t want you here if you do. Go over there and watch Joe Orga panels with the 10 people left on Discord.
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