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Turns Out The Flat Brimmed Hat Guy Who Looks Exactly Like The Boston Pit Bull Thief Has A Doppleganger And It Led Us To The Real Thief

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Yesterday we published a blog about a guy who looked strikingly like the guy who stole the pit bull from the Boston Animal Rescue League, who just so happened to be Facebook friends with the dog’s original owner, and who has an affinity for flat brimmed hats.

Just for the record, we never actually said it was him. Just that it looked a lot like him and it was a lead the ARL and/or BPD could investigate.

Turns out it’s a doppleganger. We promised to take the blog down if it wasn’t him, and we’ve done so because it’s led us to the real culprit. We know who it is and will be revealing it tomorrow because it’s late right now. And it’s a doozy. See ya tomorrow turtle riders!!

7 Comment(s)
  • qs
    April 18, 2018 at 8:56 am

    The first guy you posted has a completely different nose than they guy in the video. I was hoping it was him, because you already started the public shaming, but I was pretty sure it wasn’t him. The thing is, I’m not that smart, and I know it. Yet, I was able to determine that it most likely wasn’t the guy. If you want to pre-shame people, maybe delegate that part of the blog to smarter people.

  • Screw Stacey
    April 18, 2018 at 2:30 am

    Screw Stacey, we are all about vigilante justice. Why spare some moron the sad hurts and feelz, publicly shame the culprit, and lets hope some deranged fuck stick shows up at the guy’s house and turns him into hamburger. You see Stacey, we hate ratchets. Thieves are ratchets and they shall pay for being scum in our patently blessed world of always doing right. Brett Killoran put it best, “I don’t care if I am a life-long loser that beats my meat 5 times a day, if someone else does wrong, I will shame them because they are ratchet.” Another BK quote, “Fuck him, hahahhahaha.” See honey, we walk our talk. Go figure.

    • McGruff
      April 18, 2018 at 6:59 am

      If the doppelgänger still wears flat brimmed hats then he’s definitely guilty of something. Stay on him!

    • Facepalm
      April 18, 2018 at 9:59 am

      Do real turtle riders a favor and don’t quote Brett. You don’t got it like that. The shit your spewing barely makes sense.

  • Stacey
    April 18, 2018 at 1:53 am

    If you have credible information that could help find Nick, you should share it with the ARL Law Enforcement and the BPD. You could claim the $1000 reward, and inspiring vigilante justice could make a bad situation much worse. Please do the right thing and share your information ONLY with LE. Thank you.

    • Flat Brim, Neck Tat.
      April 18, 2018 at 8:54 am

      Shut up Stacey

    • No Cats, Kathleen
      April 18, 2018 at 10:15 am

      We have no dogs, Stacey!

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