Turtle Riders Saved The Blog Today And It Was The Most Humbling Thing I’ve Ever Experienced


I’ve had a really long and stressful last 48 hours. We lost another ad network, I need legal help, a salesperson, an investor, and a prayer. I got to a point today where I questioned whether or not we’d be able to keep this blog alive, and the thought of it depresses me. Then turtle riders showed why they are the most remarkable people on earth. Read about it here and listen to the podcast.



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18 Comment(s)
  • Wwy
    April 26, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    TB is a 1st amendment hero, you don’t have to agree with him but that’s the point of discussing issues. TB wasn’t starting a cult just a blog. Proud of ya TB.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 26, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    Look I love TB, its a hoot, but its not a sustainable business model, as is.
    (You calling someone un-professional is the height of irony.)
    Right or wrong, you’re gonna get sued way too often.

    April 26, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    TB is the John Peter Zenger of this era. Freedom of the press doesn’t exist to protect the establishment view, it exists to protect the dissenters. The establishment hates you because of who you are. And they fear what you could become, or be a catalyst for.

  • Jon Trollinsky
    April 26, 2019 at 9:06 am

    Trump is the worst president ever. Regardless of the political views I enjoy the content on this blog. You can despise trump and still enjoys this website

    • Hart Ford
      April 26, 2019 at 6:15 pm

      Thank you Comrade.
      You are the reason I pay a fortune to lawyers and accountants every to figure out how to pay the very lowest taxes possible. I would give to them, families and charities rather to spend an extra penny on layabouts. Don’t like Trump? Comrade Bernie will make me move to Fl for 181 days every year.
      I will take mine with me.

  • I shit on Karma
    April 26, 2019 at 1:02 am

    Hey Karma Cocksucker,
    Why is it so hard for you ratchet fucks to admit that Turtleboy Sports does not care what color you are? Black, white, pink, or purple, if you do something fucked up, you will be a risk of riding the turtle. Oh, and guess fucking what? You want to accuse of attacking the poor? Why don’t you read the fucking articles? Oh wait, that would probably be asking for way too much. In virtually all cases, ONCE AGAIN, people aren’t being singled out for their economic status, they are being profiled for the same fucking reason, doing something ratchet. You’ll never get it fool, not sure why I am even trying.

  • Jon O'Neil
    April 26, 2019 at 1:00 am

    Turtleboy out business LOL. Scumbags.

    April 25, 2019 at 11:39 pm


    • Eat A Bag Of Dicks Soy Boy
      April 25, 2019 at 11:47 pm

      Just like an all caps pussy hiding behind a keyboard. It must suck to be such a loser at life and with any luck they won’t arrive with narcan in time.

    • Draco
      April 26, 2019 at 1:15 am

      You just helped me decide whether I should donate $1.00 or $100.00.
      Thank you and fuck off.
      #MAGA #Trump2020

      • Draco
        April 26, 2019 at 1:17 am

        *$10.00 or $100.00

      • Get over yourself
        April 26, 2019 at 9:53 am

        You seem to brag a lot about how much you donate and how well off you are, compared to the rest of us turtle riders who just don’t have it like you supposedly do. I say the word “supposedly” only because anyone can say they do or have done something and all we can do is either believe you did these things or not believe you. If you have, that’s awesome. I just don’t know why you assume every other turtle rider who is not as well off financially are ratchets and no good. Why not instead of giving turtleboy a amount of money based on what you think of someone’s post. Why not just help and pay for the lawyer they need. You got it like that. You brag and brag about how you did this and that. And make other loyal fans look like shit and basically tell us we are. Imagine what you could say if you saved turtle boy! I am positive you would get all the credit for it from them and everyone would know how great you are. I’m not writing this to be a asshole, I just can’t bite my tongue any longer. A lot of wish we could do more. And we really just can’t. It sucks when someone like you wants to act like they are better than everyone else who can’t do these things like you. And the reason they can’t is not because they are ratchets or junkies and want free shit. Most of us turtle riders work full time and have family’s and do not receive government assistance in any form. We care just as much as you do. Unfortunately we just don’t have the financial means like you claim. Although I guess someone could say they just donated a thousand dollars to the TBS fund and Who would really know if they did. Maybe they did, maybe they are just saying to make everyone else look like shit?

        • Mine’s Bigger
          April 26, 2019 at 10:19 am

          So in other words you’re a freeloader.

        • Draco
          April 26, 2019 at 10:23 am

          What’s your bank account info? I’ll send you some money.
          And, stop buying $3.50 dunkies coffee everyday, and maybe you’ll have a little extra money.
          You sound pathetic pissin’ and moanin’.

        • Mom’s Basement
          April 26, 2019 at 10:41 am

          You pick up your room and maybe a little around the house and borrow mom’s credit card. It’s not science. Just don’t ask right after she buys you Red Dead Redemption 2.

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      April 26, 2019 at 9:00 am

      fuck you pussy, still riding

    • Karma my Ass
      April 26, 2019 at 6:26 pm

      ^^^^^LOL^^^^^. Look at you Mr. Karma lol.. Must be a ratchet that became Turtleboy famous! TBS is going nowhere pal! Enjoy the ride

    • Well, No Shit
      April 26, 2019 at 9:30 pm

      This ratchtastic message brought to you by The DiDi Delgado Foundation.

      This absolutely has to be her, or one of her many white guilt sycophants.

      Fuck you, Brown Cow.

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