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Turtleboy Garage Podcast: Andover Parents Revolt, Plus Sized Model “Body Shamed” By Doctor, Warwick Roast Queef Stabby Mom

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Turtleboy Podcast: Andover parents revolting, plus sized models being “fat shamed” by doctors, stabby Warwick Moms and their hoodrat friends.

 

 

9 Comment(s)
  • Angry Turtle
    February 9, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    nailed the fucker!

    gj

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 9, 2018 at 9:30 am

    I’m sure these are getting tons of plays and turtle boy is doing GREAT. THE AD REVENUE MUST BE POURING IN. Plus all the other revenue they make selling turtleboy merch. GOING TO THE MOON.

    IF any of you white trash worcester launchpads are still drunk or high from last night and feel tough LET ME KNOW. You’ll be able to find me at the starbucks on east central street in that shithole worcester at noon. SEE YOU THERE PUSSYS

    • Hmmm?
      February 9, 2018 at 10:38 am

      Why are you always so angry? If you don’t like this blog, why do you read it and comment on it everyday? It can’t be healthy for you to be so mad all the time. Just saying.

      • Brian Albrecht
        February 9, 2018 at 4:48 pm

        I’m angry cause I’m fat. And I’m fat because I eat too much. And I eat too much because I’m angry. Mommy didn’t hug me when I was a child. Daddy wasn’t around. Mommy sure did hug alot of random men though. They were constantly coming in and out of our apartment. Stayed for an hour or so and left. Then Mommy took a shower. Mommy took alot of showers.

    • Brian is a pussy
      February 9, 2018 at 12:29 pm

      Brian Albrecht, typical faggot drinking Starbucks. Go around the corner to Dunkin’s on 123 Summer Street. You’ll know who I am. When you wake up you better apologize again.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 9, 2018 at 5:31 am

    My grrrl DeDe torpedoed the TB biz plan by removing its biggest revenue source (FB). Now TB is literally begging DeDe for a truce, the same way he begged the South Shore Mommy group for that truce. TB, it seems, is all hat, no cattle… Snicker.

    • Would rather die
      February 9, 2018 at 9:50 am

      How’s DiDi’s ass taste? Ugh… never mind… I just made myself vomit. 

    • Antifa Detector
      February 9, 2018 at 12:08 pm

      Your “grrrl” DeDe (sic) goes by “DiDi”. If you love to tongue-bathe the grundle of that greasy sow, you’d be the first to know that. Plus, only homosexuals and black women use that term. So, let’s narrow it down.

      No black people or white Cambridge-type liberals ever use the expression “all hat no cattle”. That one comes from the Southwest, most likely Texas. Blacks and Cambridge hippies would rather vote Republican than talk like a cowboy. But fags have a fetish for cowboys.
      That narrows it down even more.

      Next, no one who isn’t severely butthurt spends this much time trying to annoy people to no avail. Turtleboy must have publicly reamed you for you to expend this much effort.

      Finally, you use effete educated terms like “canard”. You’ve got schooling, but you’re obviously sucked thousands of cocks.

      Pretty much, you’re a homosexual with too much time on his hands, and you’re trying to ingratiate yourself to DiDi because you’re always been an outcast and a misfit. But you still don’t want people to know who you are, so you’ll use a handle that will dissuade people from figuring out who you are.

      So, you’re probably the opposite of a “huge ass” (sic), you have some semblance of brains, you talk like a faggot, you’re persistent and would be suited to hustling useless junk, you vehemently hate Turtleboy, and you appeared not long ago, so you must have been a recent guest.

      That all sounds familiar. Remember this, turd burgular?

      “He is a social justice warrior extraordinaire currently going full white knight for the perpetually unemployed and very racist black lives matter ‘activist’ Didi Delgado…
      He’s been reporting our Facebook pages and claims to ‘show no mercy’… In order to prove to [DiDi] that he’s one of the ‘good ones’, paying her reparation cash isn’t enough. Instead he’s going the extra mile and calling turtle rider’s employers and telling their bosses that they are ‘racists’ because they read a blog that exposes terrible people doing terrible things.”

      I think we can blame Bretton Carter from Bridgewater, MA, a.k.a. “Michael Flowers” on Facebook, the red neckerchief wearing, shit-hustling, no-seat bicycle riding deviant rump ranger for your posts. He’s also the owner and proprietor of Bretton Rocks, people. I’m hearing some upcoming Yelps in his future as a thank -you for his constant salutations. “Snicker”. Explains everything, doesn’t it?

      Say hi to DiDi, Bretster. Hope you enjoyed your second “outing”.

      And let this be an example to you other homos, ratchets, and SJWs…

      Don’t poke the Turtle.

      • Hugh Jass
        February 10, 2018 at 7:43 am

        You can buy me a Cosmo tonight down to the ManRay or the RamRod, fella! You are in full on fanboi mode now!

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