Turtleboy Justice: Auburn Police Arrested Jerrell Sciarra After Reading Our Blog On The Violent Attack At Auburn High School

This is what we like to call Turtleboy justice.

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This is what we like to refer to as the “Turtleboy effect:


Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

Any normal person watches this video:

And sees a dangerous and violent adult, mercilessly attacking a much smaller student who does not fight back against him. It would take a real poonstachio to side with this Criscomobile. But they always come out like rats:


Free my boi!!


It never amazes me the lengths that social justice warriors will go to excuse violent asshole behavior, but yet they’ll lose their shit when someone says a word that hurts their feelings.

Then there’s this smoking hot take:


Wait….what? People raping babies with no punishment? And the disabled? People getting paid vacations for shooting themselves? Don’t stop now Kathy, you’re on a roll baby girl!!


Oh yea, poor kid. He’s the victim here. The kid who got his brains bashed in by this model of fitness hasn’t been put through anything compared to poor developmentally delayed Jerrell.


Oh, you mean 18, like an adult? This is one of my favorite SJW excuses – he’s just a kid. You know what kids his age were doing in 1942? Signing up to fight in Saipan in the middle of the summer. But this poor 320 pound snowflake has “issues.” Right.

And how bout Masslive going out of their way to pretend like they don’t read Turtleboy on the regular:


This is their whole article:


It’s literally just copying and pasting what they saw on the Auburn PD Facebook page. This is what “real journalism” looks like from All-Star reporter Melissa Hanson at Masslive. Not even a link to the video or his Facebook posts bragging about it. Sad.

Anyway, it’s clear from reading this post from the Auburn Police Department that the Auburn Police Department got their information from reading our blog. How else would they know this part?

“Officer Kennedy later became aware that Sciarra was bragging about the assault and providing justifications for it on various social media outlets.”

And that’s just swell. We are very happy to assist the police in bringing criminals like this to justice.



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25 Comment(s)
  • Independent Thinker
    December 21, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Another great job. I’m just wondering why he wasn’t arrested at the school? Another example of how social media will do you in when you post the wrong thing.

    For those who are trying to make excuses for him, there is no excuse for violence, and those who commit violent acts against others usually end up falling to violence, which is real justice. One example is how the gangbangers are killing each other. Extermination at its finest.

    • Matt Doyle
      December 21, 2016 at 1:32 pm

      Scary Part is the SLOW re-action of the Auburn Schools. The Mother of this kid is skating by and NEEDS to be held accountable. She must have seen the move “The Blind Side” and convinced herself she could that! Of course in that movie, the Family was a rich & eccentric. This Worcester Mom is a “Gamer & Schemer of the System”. She is doing it with TAX PAYER money. She is a Social Justice Warrior deserving to be shamed and called out.

  • Reddog
    December 20, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    Nice haircut. If I’m a potential employer,he’s not getting in the front door

  • E.warren
    December 20, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    He’s obviously a 320 spoiled retarded adult. Why the f is this douche in high school.

  • Lowell Turtle
    December 20, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    Apparently you’ve never seen that Mass Live reporter in person. If so, you wouldn’t be so hard on her…

  • Code of Silence
    December 20, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    Ya wicked tuff on a 80lb kid the size of his leg.

  • Again... So Typical
    December 20, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    These facebookers kill me…. Here’s a message from the “general” populaulation; You are all little trash bags going no where with exception to every 40B condominium complex or social welfare development aka Plumly & GBV. We have all been 18 & we have all been made to be accountable for our actions. Your continued BS to defend your pathetic upbringings and degenerate actions will always entertain us. Strive higher than a GED and get a dipolma, go on the pill and stop having these little bastards that follow in your gene pool and for the sake of all humanity aspire for a PRODUCTIVE LIFE!

  • fordsnharleys
    December 20, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    Can’t quote see but could the other kid have invoked his white privilege on him?

  • BobnMic
    December 20, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    Nice job TB on this seriously. This big bag of dog shit need not get away with being such an asshole. Mental issues aside, this dumb ass needs to get his clock cleaned STAT.

    • 99% of Turtleboy
      December 20, 2016 at 4:50 pm

      That’s exactly what we say about you.

      • BobnMic
        December 20, 2016 at 10:40 pm

        “We?” Who is that exactly yourself and your imaginary friends? You have to start shit up again don’t you. Dude – you need to get a life.

        • BobnMic go away
          December 21, 2016 at 6:56 am

          You’re lucky there’s no more time stamps. But still, Speed Kills! GO AWAAY!

          • BobnMic
            December 21, 2016 at 12:52 pm

            I’m “lucky” for no more time stamps? What does have to do with anything you fucking idiot? Tell me I’d like to see poetry in motion. Then mock the snots out of it…

        • Tarbash The Egyptian Magician
          December 21, 2016 at 7:09 am


          • Paul Larson
            December 21, 2016 at 11:54 am

            This Egyptian doesn’t believe in freedom of speech. Just like so many others.

          • BobnMic
            December 21, 2016 at 12:48 pm

            Classic Social Justice Warrior symptoms and the idiots don’t even realize it. [Your opinion differs from mine so “SHUT DE FUCK UP.”] Real nice guys – look in the mirror and understand what you truly are then ask yourselves why you are here on this particular blog.

            This is not a radical liberal platform for you but I’m sure they exist out there somewhere. Go find one. You’ll make a ton of new cowardly friends. Either that or you can all gather around in big circle jerk and tell each other to shut the fuck up. You’d love it I’ll bet. Give it a shot.

          • Tarbash
            December 22, 2016 at 11:17 am

            BobnMic, the next time you feel the need to tone police me, don’t.

            PS, SHUT DE FUCK UP. I KEEL YOU, Mutherfucker.

  • Barf Bag
    December 20, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Ummmmm, yeah okay this all was the result of the Turtleboy effect. As was the sun rising today and trump getting elected………….

  • whatevuh
    December 20, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    just another stoopid nigger

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      December 20, 2016 at 4:33 pm


  • Suge Knight Jr.
    December 20, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    Good work, so happy the teen-punk was busted. Looks like the Auburn cops have their hands full with lowlife out-there now.

  • Harambe
    December 20, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Harambe lives!!!

  • me133
    December 20, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    Yes he has issues…I believe those issues are… obtaining an attorney, finding bail money, getting to a future court date. Maybe finding a job so he appears more civilized to the judge.. of course that’s going to be difficult for a young man with “issues”. Maybe a sjw would be willing to lend him.some pro Bono work.. assist getting a job. Then they can have fun making excuses for him when he fks up his job

  • John Barker
    December 20, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    Dam…what the hell is the mold shit growing on his head?

  • Worcester County Trap Queen
    December 20, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    “Developmental/Anger issues” aka no father ever in his life.

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