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Turtleboy Justice: Manchester Police Arrested Another Douchebag McGarvey’s Bartender And Dropped The Charges Against The Good Samaritan:


So happened Saturday:

And this happened yesterday:

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what Turtleboy justice looks like. Would these scumbags have eventually been arrested if we didn’t blog about it? Maybe. But we do know they were being protected and hadn’t been named until we did so, leading to a massive public outcry, and we contacted the detective and told them the names of the bouncers who assaulted two people.

Within 24 hours the scumbags were locked up, but the good samaritan still hadn’t had the charges dropped. Then yesterday the hammer dropped on scumbag #3 Tim Wilcott, who looks like he got run over by a truck filled with crack cocaine.

But the best part about this story is that the good samaritan, Brandon Pichette, who did absolutely nothing wrong, had the charges dropped against him. There is NO WAY he gets those charges dropped if we don’t raise holy hell. That’s just an undeniable fact.

But wait, I thought Earlobes Early said I was gonna be on Barstool this week?

Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.


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27 Comment(s)
  • Stopped reading at Raymond NH........
    January 9, 2020 at 3:17 am

    Couple of cunts.

    • Wild Theory
      January 9, 2020 at 8:34 am

      Dustin and Trevor both live in Raymond NH, they both worked at the same Chevy dealer then worked as bouncer staff at McGarvey’s Bar and are a decade apart in age 23 and 32.

      Isn’t hard to imagine them both in button down black shirts and loud ties (like Trevor’s picture) gold chains on the outside of their shirts, snorting lines like it’s the 80’s with Haddaway’s What Is Love Playing in the background.

      Is it plausible Dustin and Trevor are both over compensating for a secrete they both feel ashamed of?

  • Just my opinion
    January 9, 2020 at 12:48 am

    Not all bouncers are thugs like these miscreant dickheads.
    Some of the best ones hardly ever get into a fight because they read situations and remove or defuse the problem before it goes sideways. Pain compliance techniques work better than a fistfight or worse.
    Another thing, they don’t do boot parties on people. That’s pure shit.
    Roadhouse was just a movie but there was one truth in it. Be nice till it’s time to not be nice.

    Good thing that the good samaritan got the charges dropped. I hope he sues McScumbags and cashes in.

  • Lake Flaccid
    January 8, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    Well done!

  • oliver sutton
    January 8, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    The 3rd bouncer they caught looks like a fucking Cro-Magnum.

  • ed2276
    January 8, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    First Turtleboy, with a single phone call, holds a politician accountable for parking in handicap parking spaces without a placard. Now, a citizen with a cell phone and Turtleboy with outstanding journalism team up to save an innocent man from being wrongfully convicted of a crime he didn’t commit, and hold the police accountable.
    In neither of the cases above did Turtleboy or the guy with the cell phone harass or yell obscenities at police or government officials, employees or private citizens. They didn’t commit any crimes in the course of their activism either.
    Once again, Turtleboy and a normal person with a camera made an actual difference and showed how First Amendment activism should be done. Pay attention auditards.
    This is why I donate to Turtleboy. I know my donations actually are worthwhile and help a real journalist and 1st Amendment activist bring about effective results. I know my donations won’t be wasted on auditard bail, defense lawyers and personal luxuries, with nothing to show for it as far as 1st Amendment advancement goes.

  • porch pirate scumbag
    January 8, 2020 at 6:32 pm


  • Assaults been going on how long at McGarvey's out house?
    January 8, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    Don’t know what it is about Trevor but the guy is just so dislikable. Dustin Dourque and the 3rd McGarvey employee will all do it again these 3 don’t learn. They’ve done it before every chance they had and they’ll do it again. Cops finally gave in, guessing the DA office wasn’t going to play along with scum bag insiders. DA’s all want to be politicians and wouldn’t look good.

    But bu bu bu yah honah he looked sleepy an his eyes was closing I had to ya know confront him and get physical but he had the nerve to fight back and so did the Good Samaritan. Everybody knows bounsas and bar employees have the right to subdue anyone within 100 feet of a bar… yo ya honah is you listening to me at all. I’m a bounsa’ I demand respeck!

  • Captain Trips
    Alfred E. Neumann
    January 8, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Look at Tim Wilcott LOL!

    Duhhhhh……what, me worry?

  • Corinth Arkadin
    January 8, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Did he get his bail money back? Does he get his records expunged from being arrested?

    He needs to sue everyone involved with his arrest. They deprived him of liberty illegally and he should take it out of their asses.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 8, 2020 at 4:33 pm

      I agree. He should.

  • Real_Finn
    January 8, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    I’m still waiting on that Barstool Sports story…

    Get a job real job, Trevor (when you get out of jail). Loser.

    Get Fucked,

  • Natasha
    January 8, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    “Simple assault”? No battery? Odd.

  • Cheddah
    January 8, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    Great job Turtleboy! Don’t be so modest though.. I’d be willing to bet a months pay that these scumbags would have NEVER been charged if it wasn’t for your exposure work and the huge public outcry.
    It’s also good to hear that the charges were dropped against the good guy Brandon Pichette. That dude deserves a solid vacation..

  • Crispy C
    January 8, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    Wilcott looks like one of the thugs from The Departed.

    • Won't be home for suppa
      January 8, 2020 at 2:14 pm

      Like a cross between Mr. French and Fitzy. FITZY!!!!!

  • Crispy C
    January 8, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    I may be reaching here but it seems to me that tough guy trevor knew the cops were gonna be looking for him … did he shave his head and beard to evade police or possibly being identified? Hmm.

    Also this Leominster dude that just got arrested again… long long criminal history. Gonna need a story on him. Fucking scumbag keeps robbing houses. John Boguzis.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    January 8, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    Good job and happy new year everyone

  • Carlos Danger
    January 8, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    I used to work at this fucking sewer
    I saw a bartender take a piss in the service sink behind the bar one night
    I also got one of the best blow jobs of my life from a waitress that worked there

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 8, 2020 at 4:03 pm

      Can you send me her contact info? I’m scheduled to go up there soon.

      Sooner if I can count on a solid BJ.

      I’ll tell you later what happen.

  • Sarstool borts
    January 8, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Barstool when this guy tried to get into contact with them:

  • Judge dread
    January 8, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    The hammer has dropped. Good work Uncle!

  • It Happens
    January 8, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Makes you wonder what was in the guy’s drink who “fell asleep” inside of the bar.

  • Confucius
    January 8, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    The sound of one hand clapping…

  • Ace Rothstein
    January 8, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    TurtleBoy Justice: Swift and Fair.

    Love it! Don’t poke….

  • Ftmlt
    January 8, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    Thank you tbs. they all can hate but this is why I will always have your back …

  • Vigil Ante
    Vigil Ante
    January 8, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    If you are over the age of 25 and are a bouncer at a shithole bar, you really should take a long look in the mirror and try to figure out where you went wrong in life. Fucking losers. Staff shirts aren’t a badge.

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