So happened Saturday:
And this happened yesterday:
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what Turtleboy justice looks like. Would these scumbags have eventually been arrested if we didn’t blog about it? Maybe. But we do know they were being protected and hadn’t been named until we did so, leading to a massive public outcry, and we contacted the detective and told them the names of the bouncers who assaulted two people.
Within 24 hours the scumbags were locked up, but the good samaritan still hadn’t had the charges dropped. Then yesterday the hammer dropped on scumbag #3 Tim Wilcott, who looks like he got run over by a truck filled with crack cocaine.
But the best part about this story is that the good samaritan, Brandon Pichette, who did absolutely nothing wrong, had the charges dropped against him. There is NO WAY he gets those charges dropped if we don’t raise holy hell. That’s just an undeniable fact.
But wait, I thought Earlobes Early said I was gonna be on Barstool this week?
Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.
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